So lazy, how can you become a fairy

Chapter 5 Are you two a bit ambitious?
"This is……"

Hei Yang rubbed his head and looked at another chicken that suddenly appeared, with a subtle expression on his face: "No way, can't it?"

"The feet are strong, the wings are windy, the eyes are bright, and the blood of the chicken is boiling..."

The corners of Hongli's mouth twitched: "It seems, it's really a spirit chicken. Heiyang, your cock is so strong, you can hook up with a rich woman when you go out...

No, where is the rich woman, this is the fate of immortality! "

"Oh oh oh!"

Seeing the rooster following, the rooster's eyes lit up, waving his wings and flying off the table, tilting his head at the rooster, as if to say: Elbow, come with me into the house!

"Cuckoo!"

The rooster waved its wings two or three times, followed by the rooster in an instant, and disappeared on the frozen lake after a short while.

"Uh, Xian Yuan is gone."

The corners of Hei Yang's mouth twitched: "These two are not really hooked up, right? How can my cock be?"

"You take care of this!"

Under the blanket, Hongli kicked Heiyang's trousers with her feet: "Go and chase, just hit the mandarin ducks...

Uh, I mean, as long as you grab that spirit chicken from the rooster and dedicate it to the immortal of the Huang family, from now on, you can step into the path of cultivation..."

"I think so..."

Hei Yang solemnly said: "The person who has stepped into the path of cultivation is still better than you!"

"Wow, at this time, you are still arguing with me about this, it's been almost two chapters!"

Hongli looked like she hated it and said, "The pheasant is right in front of you, you have to be stunned, don't be like me!

Don't you know that if God does not take it, you will be to blame? You have to learn to cherish such a good opportunity when it is presented to you! "

"Ah, I can't see it, I can't see it, I can't see any spirit chicken, what are you talking about, Hongli, I can't seem to hear it either.

Oops, it's so strange, my ears and eyes suddenly failed, could they be frozen? "

"grass (a plant)"

Hongli rubbed her eyebrows: "I can't help it, my fist is hard, I want to give you two punches."

"calm down.

Little Lingji, I don't feel as good as this lazy dog ​​rescuer in front of me. "

Hei Yang curled his lips and called up the panel in front of him: "At least the knowledge of marksmanship that suddenly appeared in my mind is true, and the first meeting ceremony that shows that it is to be received, these are all benefits that can be seen. "

"Heh, you fake binder, it's obviously called the salted fish rescuer."

Hongli rolled her eyes, but her attention was successfully diverted by Hei Yang: "This, is this how you received the first-time greeting?"

[Successful collection, the gift package (white) has an [-]% chance of opening white items, a [-]% chance of opening gray items, and a [-]% chance of opening green items]

Without warning, a small box appeared in Hongli's hands, which made the latter curious: "Is this the so-called first meeting ceremony, after I get it, can you still get it there?"

"What do you say?"

Hei Yang spread out his hand, and a small box also appeared in his arms: "It seems that everyone can get it once, but I don't know what to get out."

"You go first."

Hongli urged: "Although I don't want to admit it, it seems that your luck has always been better since I was a child."

"One thing to say, indeed!"

Hei Yang loved to hear these words, and opened the gift bag at will.

[Congratulations on obtaining the skill book: Wind Tightly Pulling (Green)]

Skill: Wind Claws
quality: green

Effect: Consumes 10% of your physical strength, instantly leaves the battle, and disappears into the enemy's sight. At the same time, your speed is tripled for a duration of [-] seconds. It is invalid for monks at the base-building stage and above (excluding the base-building stage).

Introduction: The idea is tricky, withdraw!

"Hey, this trick is amazing!"

Hei Yang took a mouthful of hot milk and decided to study. Almost at the same time, a prompt flashed in front of Hongli's eyes.

[Your Contractor has learned the skill: the wind is squeezing (green), you have already learned this skill]

"Ah, can the tricks from the gift package be synchronized?"

Hongli quietly pulled the blanket to her side twice, and when she looked at her for the first time, she looked expectant: "A kind of gift package, each of us can receive it once, plus sharing... This is the One reward is used as four!"

"That's true."

Hei Yang nodded and pointed to the first meeting ceremony in Hong Li's arms: "Is it your turn?"

"Oh, change your life against the sky, just at this moment!"

There was a strange light in the dead fish's eyes, Hongli rubbed his hands, and suddenly opened the gift box: "Appear, the elixir of immortality!"

"Wow, golden trash!"

Hei Yang squeezed his throat and dubbed it next to him.

[Congratulations on obtaining the item: very powerful Mongolian sweat medicine (white)]

Item: Very powerful Sweat Potion
Quality: white

Effect: Colorless and tasteless, difficult to identify, when used, put it into wine or food, it will melt in the mouth, and it is invalid for monks above the Qi refining stage.

Introduction: No way, no way!The fat ones can be sold as yellow beef, and the lean ones can only be sold as buffalo beef!
"I feel, why do the things we drive out have a bandit anger."

Hei Yang gritted his teeth subconsciously: "But this sweat medicine can't be used as two prizes as you said. After all, this kind of thing can't be used for synchronization."

"What do you mean hello!"

Hongli couldn't help but spit out: "Why can you use a green skill that is useful for the foundation-building period, and I can only open a white sweat medicine that is useful for the Qi-refining period?"

"Don't get it cheap and sell it well."

Hei Yang showed dead fish eyes: "You have rubbed a copy of my skills through synchronization, how can I rub your sweat medicine?"

"Or...I'll sprinkle some on your hot milk, and you'll try it as a seasoning?"

Hongli is eager to try: "Let's see how it works?"

"climb!"

Hei Yang rolled his eyes: "Well, you Hongli, I treat you as a brother, but you give me medicine, right!"

"Then tell me, what's wrong with this thing!"

Hongli sighed: "You know, I don't have any enemies to deal with, and even if it is to deal with enemies, it is very difficult to succeed in medicine, right?
To put it bluntly, it looks colorless, odorless and strong, but the conditions of use are too harsh, and it must be swallowed by people... It feels like there is no room for manipulation. "

"Well...not so absolute."

"Details."

Hei Yang shook his head: "You think, if you give medicine to your cousin who won the five-element sect quota, isn't the chance of us succeeding in killing him greatly improved?"

"Stop, stop, why did you go back to the topic of being a cousin and cousin?"

A row of question marks appeared on Hongli's head: "I feel that you are a bit dangerous. In the future, you may become a devil when you cultivate, so if you just sue you directly and lock you up, it can be regarded as killing harm for the people."

"Okay, okay."

Hei Yang showed a funny expression: "Then I'm trapped in prison, and there's no way I can practice cultivation. You can only shoulder the responsibility."

Even the title of the book Heiyang has been thought of.

"Five hundred years in prison, I finally became a fairy"

"About my cellmate getting stronger every moment"

"I'm not interested in cultivation, but the realm is to rise"

"Is that okay?"

Hongli's eyes widened: "Dead pigs are not afraid of boiling water, right?"

"Whatever."

"..."

"..."

Again, two lazy dogs together, wanting to discuss something useful, is just a daydream.

As soon as it got dark, the blankets were pulled, and everyone went back to their own homes, looking for their own mothers.

"if I get it I am lucky, but if not, it is fate."

On the way home, Hei Yang comforted himself in this way: "I've seen it open. Even if a lazy dog ​​hangs up, it's still a lazy dog. It's more uncomfortable than killing me if I try to cultivate myself."

Hei Yang opened the door and said, "Just die. A lazy person like me is destined to be unable to cultivate the Tao. Otherwise, I would be too sorry for the hard-working scroll king, right?"

Hei Yang turned around and closed the door: "Recognize the reality, let go of the fantasy, I'll just open it up... FUCK!"

"clang!"

Hei Yang only felt a killing intent coming from behind him, he tilted his neck subconsciously, then turned his head stiffly, looking at the kitchen knife embedded in the door, his whole body suddenly became more energetic - the kitchen knife was only less than his neck away. three centimeters away.

And the ling chicken, who had a relationship before, stepped on the kitchen knife with a face full of horror, just a little bit, its chicken life was about to end.

"Hahahaha, God bless my son!"

Qing Yiyi's eyes flashed red, and she stared at the spirit chicken like a wolf: "Ling chicken, spirit chicken, you actually delivered it to the door yourself, if that's the case, then I will thank you for my son Xiaoyang. !
When my son becomes an immortal and becomes an ancestor, I will give you a tablet at home to thank you for your heroic dedication today! "

"Cuckoo!"

The rooster screamed in horror, what's the situation, the handsome rooster said that he was going to take him back to see his parents, and then live a life without shame and impatience together.

But this parent, something seems wrong!
(End of this chapter)