So lazy, how can you become a fairy

Chapter 85 Calm down?Calm down!
"No, I mean, I mean..."

Hongli patted the dirt on her buttocks, glanced at the crowd looking here, and sat back in her seat pretending to be nonchalant, ignoring the small fire that was still sticking to the food beside her beak, and said in a hurried voice.

"Why did you suddenly think of coming over, I mean, how could you come over now?"

"what?"

Hei Yang tilted his head, with an unhappy expression on his face: "No, you don't welcome me, do you?"

"No, that's not what I meant!"

Hongli quickly retorted: "I mean, how did you come, no, you can't come, no, you can come, no one needs to come, no, can you come and can't come, right? ……Oh!!!"

"beep!"

[Your contract partner (Hong Li) hung up the video call]

[Heiyang: ? ? ? 】

[Hongli: That...the signal is not good, I will contact you later! 】

[Hongli: That's it, hang up first! 】

【Black Sun: ... 】

"Uh...that..."

Xiaohuo looked at Hongli blankly, and said tentatively, "Mom?"

"It's okay, you continue to eat."

Hongli waved her hand absently: "He's coming, he's coming...

Why don't you come early and late, but come at this time?

It doesn't matter if you come, why did you tell me in advance, what is this, the countdown to death?No, I'm not ready for anything! "

"Uh……"

Xiaohuo looked at the delicious food on the table, and then looked at his mother who seemed to be smoking above his head, and hesitated: "That, mother, everyone next to us is looking at us!"

"Ah, leave them alone, just a group of moving background boards."

Hongli waved her hand impatiently: "I'm facing a big crisis in my life right now!"

"Ah this..."

Xiaohuo secretly glanced at the people next to him, but found that the eyes they cast were first of surprise, then of understanding, then of envy, and finally turned his head and stopped looking at it as if nothing had happened.

What's the situation?
"Hey, did you see that the little girl over there was as red as blood, and there was white smoke on her head, do you think she would..."

A short man muttered to his companions in a low voice, but before he could finish speaking, he was interrupted by another tall man waving his hand.

"Shen Yan, the disciples of the Fire Department of the Five Elements Sect, you and I can speculate randomly!"

Although this tall man was tall and burly, his personality was cautious: "Even if the disciples of the Five Elements Sect are modest and courteous, it is not something that mortals like me can offend at will!"

"That's right, a disciple of the Fire Department, isn't it normal to practice a fire method, blushing and smoking? Look at your ignorant appearance!"

Another brother who understands said with a look of disdain: "I can only say that I understand everything I know about this kind of thing."

"Wow, it turns out to be cultivation, but unfortunately I am not qualified enough to be selected, which is really enviable..."

This is the youngest person among his companions. He also prayed to the mountains to seek the Tao the year before, but unfortunately, he did not gain the eyes of the immortals with only the second level of forging, which shattered his childhood dream.

"Even if it's cultivation... but this look..."

A well-meaning person said worriedly: "Isn't it really crazy or something?"

"Look at your timid appearance, didn't you panic without seeing other people's spirit beast Xiaohe?"

Another "wise man" pointed out the details with disdain: "A mouthful of divine fire is held in the mouth, and the spiritual energy is transpiring on the top. This is obviously a very high level of practice. That girl is a genius!"

"You still know a lot about this!"

"Hey, I understand, but I didn't say it. Everyone in the circle knows... Forget it, the interests are related, let's not talk about it, drink, drink!"

"..."

"Well, they really seem to be just background plates..."

A row of black lines flashed on Xiaohuo's head. After thinking for a while, he pushed a glass of juice on the table in front of Hongli: "Mom, drink something to calm down."

"Ow, thank you!"

Hongli took the cup and drank it...then the steam on her head became even stronger!

"call……"

Hongli exhaled a long breath, with the sweetness of juice in the heat: "Thank you, Xiaohuo, I feel much calmer!"

"Why didn't I see..."

The corners of Xiaohuo's eyes twitched: "There are signs of calm..."

"Don't worry about those details just yet!"

Hongli felt her hands shaking, no, her whole body seemed to be shaking: "I haven't seen him for almost half a year, how should I welcome him if he comes!
What should I wear, what should I say, and what should I give him for his birthday! "

Xiaohuo: "Huh?"

"Just like before, say hello in a normal way, oh you're here?"

Hongli tugged at her hair a few times and shook her head: "No, this is too cold, if you haven't seen him for half a year with this attitude, he may be sad, maybe he will feel that I don't care about him at all, maybe he will I feel left out...

Moreover, if it's still like before, isn't there no progress at all, do you want me to wait another seventeen years? ! "

Xiaohuo: "Ah?"

"Or I should pick a nice dress, dress it up, and then when he comes over, I throw myself into his arms and say I miss you so much..."

Hongli imagined that scene, her heart trembled, and she was about to be moved, but she still suppressed the impulse with her tenacious will (?): "No way, what is this, licking a dog, that look is too much Shame on me, how can I keep my head up in the future!"

Xiaohuo: "Ah le le?"

"Stop it!"

As soon as Hongli picked up a small fire, she got up and walked out: "Time is running out, we can't delay any longer!"

"Huh, huh?"

Xiaohuo struggled twice: "Mom, rice, we haven't finished eating yet!"

"Oh, that's right!"

Hongli slumped back to her seat, picked up chopsticks, and picked up a peanut: "Don't waste food!"

"Oh, no, what am I thinking!"

The chopsticks were photographed on the table again, and Hongli felt that she was now like a love brain with a negative IQ, which was completely inconsistent with her usual indifferent character!
"Grass, it's still indifferent at this time!"

Hongli scolded angrily, turned her head and waved: "Second brother, pack it up and take it away!"

"Okay, go slow!"

……

"Grass! Let your mouth owe!"

Hei Yang slapped his face on the face, and felt his legs were a little weak. If Hong Li hung up the video in time, he would not be able to hold it any longer.

"Now that the big words have been said, if I can't make it before her birthday, it's not a shameful thing!

Must, speed up! "

Flames flashed in Hei Yang's eyes: "Don't say that I have lived for two lifetimes, it is a pity I can't forget even if I drink a ton of Meng Po soup if I miss this girl.

Come on, Heiyang, you must win! "

……

"Hey, Mom, slow down, didn't you mean to rest in the afternoon?"

"Take a rest, only the dead have a rest, are you a dead crane?!"

"Ah, I don't want to die..."

"Then hurry up and prepare, come on, whether you can be happy in this life depends on whether you can take him down!"

"This is……"

Two places apart, Hongli and Heiyang looked at the sky at the same time, squinting their eyes at the scorching sun, but even in the scorching sun, neither of them seemed to see the flames burning in their eyes: "A war where life is at stake must not be defeated. You can only win, no tears are allowed, and only laughter is allowed in the end!"

"Whoever stops me will die!"*2
(End of this chapter)