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Chapter 250 The Great Heavenly Venerate

Yang Jian left.

Soon, Qiong Xiao and Bi Xiao also left with worried faces, and their sister was calling, and they also had responsibilities and couldn't stay in the mortal world for a long time.

Little Nezha has also left. As I said just now, immortals cannot descend to earth at will.

Li Su's face was swollen, one person touched it, the other handed out a handful of candy, one hand hugged Yang Chan, the other hugged Xiaotiangou, and went to the lower realm.

Ok?
wait? !
Isn't Yang Chan a fairy?

Yes!

But her task now is to go down to earth!

What about the snorting dog?
Come on, what can a dog do?Although it is a judicial sky dog ​​in nature, the work of copywriting is basically done by the grass head fairy under Erlang God, and the Xiaotian dog is in charge of lying there and wagging its tail.

After sending a message to Abao, Li Su took Yang Chan's little hand, found a village, and lived in it directly.

Silver, easy to say.

It cost fifteen taels to buy an eight-entry house, the latrine is quite far away, but it’s okay, the two of them don’t poop, everything that the fairy enters into the body is trained into energy.

Of course, there are also things that cannot be refined.

That kind of thing will naturally be discharged, but that thing really can't be placed in an ordinary latrine. After all, if you think about the energy nature in the body of a fairy, it is basically the same as nuclear energy. Nuclear waste level..

Well, it's a bit embarrassing, so I won't continue to talk about this topic in depth.

Looking at Yang Chan's bright red face, Li Su blinked his eyes, but he didn't raise his gun immediately, and directly drove this luxury car, which is comparable to the only one in the world, the Malasati VulcanoT. Consider the girl's mood, don't you?

Although he lived [-] years on earth and was single for [-] years, he is not far behind now.

Among other things, the girl is pregnant with his baby in her stomach, and she can feel her breath.

Therefore, you have to worry about the situation of the children inside, don't you?

And, the most important thing, the most important thing Li Su has not forgotten, even though he is a modern person, he often has flash marriages, direct government registration, and even dating children first, so he is thinking about it. Category.

Undoubtedly, the holy word of marriage is very important to a girl.

So after buying the house, with Yang Chan's face blushing, Li Su said directly, "Cicada, marry me, let's get married!"

Yang Chan was stunned, no doubt she had thought about what would happen to Li Su when she met Li Su again?Will there be those extremely embarrassing scenes again, those scenes that are so comfortable and almost lost their souls, and in retrospect, they can't help but smash a mountain with their feet.

In the end, it was a marriage proposal!
The little girl's eyes were filled with mist, and she was so moved that she threw herself into Li Su's arms, offering a burning and hot wet kiss until her brain almost suffocated.

Um?How far should the kiss be to make the immortal appear in such a situation?
Cover your eyes with your paws, glance from time to time, get flustered and then close it again, wait for the mood to calm down a little, and glance again from time to time, until the sore hand can answer you, that is really a long time For a long time, it was the same as the foot wrap of a certain second mother, and I couldn't see my head after pulling it for a long time.

Li Su didn't forget Xiaotiangou, he let go of the dizzy little girl, let her stand still, he lowered his head and touched Xiaotiangou's small head, feeling the unprecedented smoothness brought by the few fur Said: "Xiaotian, big bone or fish?"

"Aww?" Xiao Tiangou was taken aback.

"Nowadays, there are not many monsters in this mortal world. Let's eat some ordinary food for now. How about we have a barbecue? Have some wine."

Listen, the Xiaotian dog is hungry. It barked its tongue and barked loudly: "Big bone, fish!"

Although it is already a sky dog ​​now, it has status, is high above the ground, and its strength is astonishing.

But it doesn't mean that it is the same as those gods who don't eat fireworks in the world. It is still a dog in essence. It doesn't care what it eats. The point is that there is something to eat.

"Both?" Li Su smiled, this is still a pup who chooses all, well, there is a sense of wit!
Taking Yang Chan out, Li Su went directly to the local rich man's house, bought a beef leg at a price that the other party could not refuse, and then went to the market to get more than a dozen big fat fish, and bought them in stores such as pharmacies. After picking up some seasonings that are still medicinal materials and will become ingredients in the future, I led the people and walked the dog back.

Asking Yang Chan and Xiao Tiangou to wait aside, he started to fiddle with it.

Cut off dozens of big trees and directly evaporated the water inside, and at the same time made them into charcoal with the power of fire in the chapter of Yuqing, and then directly set up a barbecue in the yard.

Dozens of materials such as cumin, cumin, pepper, etc. are dried and crushed to make seasoning.

After thinking about it for a while, thinking that there is no chili in the barbecue, it means that there is no soul, so Li Su directly set up the flying sword, rushed out with a swish, and went straight east. Remember the origin is in Mexico?

But in a few breaths, it reached the coastline, and then headed east all the way, directly across the Pacific Ocean, and went straight to Mexico.

After about a quarter of an hour, a continent can be seen in the distance.

Li Su quickly flew over and began to look for it. After a while, he really found it. It was an extremely bright red pepper.

With a wave of Li Su's hand, a large piece of wild pepper was taken by him, and without hesitation, it shot straight into the sky the next moment.

Ok?
Looking at the Tu people below who were shouting and even knelt down, Li Su blinked, his thoughts wandering for a while.

It is estimated that after dozens or hundreds of years, myths and stories based on him will probably appear, right?
He didn't stop, after all the cicada and the dog were waiting for him.

After galloping all the way, it took another quarter of an hour. Li Su returned to Middle-earth Continent. Well, he looked up at the sky, it was a bit dark, and it happened to be the time for barbecue.

He went straight home.

Yang Chan couldn't help but said, "Brother Su, where have you been?"

"Well, I went to get some delicious food. By the way, Xiaotian, let's turn off the sense of immortality first, and just feel the delicious food from the flesh, otherwise the taste will be greatly eclipsed."

People have five senses, and immortals naturally also have immortal senses.

Normally, immortals are not interested in human food, mainly because of their sense of immortality. Mortal food can only affect the body, but immortal food can affect the soul. Undoubtedly, the soul's ability to feel far exceeds that of the body, so The food in the world is basically unattractive.

One person and one dog were stunned for a moment, then looked at Li Su in a daze, what's wrong?

Li Su was stunned for a moment, and couldn't help scratching his head. By the way, it's very simple for him to want to seal it. He has reached the level of comprehension, and has mastered multiple top-levels. Chan'er and the others are obviously different. To them, this is different from ordinary people. The five senses are the same, and there is no place to operate.

Li Su raised his hand and pointed, and the two sword intents fell directly on the body of a person and a dog, directly retaining the senses of sight, smell, and taste other than feeling and hearing.

Taking out the wild pepper, Li Su steamed it dry, crushed it, and put it away.

All the preparations are ready, Li Suhe blinked, by the way, how can there be no wine in the barbecue?

He got some fruit, fermented it directly with his own skills, and integrated his own sword intent into it, and made a pot of Daojiu that was similar to Daotang.

Start to take out various ingredients and process them.

Meat is the main meal, and of course other things are indispensable. I bought a lot of various vegetables. With the charcoal fire rising, Li Su quickly started to grill.

With a stabbing sound, Yang Chan couldn't help swallowing her saliva as the taste exploded. As for the Xiaotian dog, its tongue was almost pulled to the ground.

This kind of special delicacy from the post-modern era immediately aroused the appetite of one person and one dog.

Li Su has always been a fairy, and he roasted very quickly. Dozens of catties of beef, chicken, and fish, plus dozens of catties of vegetables were quickly roasted under his control, accompanied by oil, cumin, cumin, etc. The aroma of the seasonings sprinkled on it made Yang Chan and Xiao Tiangou couldn't help but move closer to it.

"Cicada, go get the bowls and chopsticks, Xiao Tian, ​​go get a table."

"Okay! Whoops!"

A person and a dog quickly entered the room, and the cicadas started to take the plates, and the Xiaotian dog lifted the table with mana and ran out first.

"Cicada, take more plates."

Li Su thought for a while and said.

"Oh? Oh!"

Yang Chan, who was about to come out with three, hurried back and took some more before walking out.

呲!
The chili peppers started to be served, and a burst of spicy smell suddenly exploded, and the whole yard wafted an unprecedented smell, which made people addicted.

The table is set and the dishes are set.

Li Su glanced at the hungry two, picked up the baked food, and placed them on the table in batches.

Pour over the wine and only then place the baked goods in batches on plates.

The little girl and the puppy couldn't hold it anymore, Li Su smiled and said, "Okay, let's eat!"

Couldn't bear it anymore, Yang Chan took a hand and started eating without looking at her demeanor.

The Xiaotian dog stood up and straightened up straight. The dog's paws stretched out and turned into fingers.

Fragrant, hemp and spicy.

An unprecedented taste rushed into the mouth and rushed to the mind, and for a while, one person and one dog were chatting and chatting non-stop.

Li Su smiled, picked up the meat skewers, poured himself a small cup and took a sip, well, his sword intent tasted as thin as water, so he still ate skewers.

Just as he put the meat skewers into his mouth, Li Su was stunned.

Not only Li Su, Yang Chan, Xiao Tiangou were all stunned.

But when he picked up the meat skewers with one hand, he opened his mouth to eat, and then he let out a snort, his eyes sparkling.

"This is good! Try it too!"

Three more white jade hands stretched out, each of them took a bunch and started to eat.

Hiss~!

Soon, the three girls did the same. It was too hot, but it was very fragrant, so I couldn't help continuing.

The corners of Li Su's mouth twitched, looking at a handsome man who led three beautiful and outrageous girls, if not for the outlines of the three girls were similar to Yang Chan, and the handsome man was also very similar to Erlang Shen, There is a saying that a nephew looks like an uncle?It is fully reflected here..

Li Su turned his head and glanced at Yang Chan, who was as dumb as a wooden chicken, and Xiao Tiangou, whose mouth was so frightened that his mouth was dislocated. He took a deep breath.

Did not run away.

Great Tianzun!
It is also known as 'Haotian Jinque Supreme Supreme Naturally Wonderful Mira to the True Jade Emperor God'!
The boy under Hongjun's sect, who is in the realm of false saints, is undoubtedly the strongest in the world when the saints are not revealed.

If it's related, Li Su glanced at Yang Chan, pondered for a while, then tapped his palm with his fist, and said, "Uncle, grandpa, do you want to drink?"

As soon as the words fell, everyone present was stunned in an instant, and the Xiaotian dog slapped his paws and hugged his head, and rushed to the street.

Yang Chan's eyes also turned into mosquito-repellent eyes, and she didn't know where she was and what she was going to do.

Both Long Ji and Yun Hua stared at Li Su in a daze, at this moment they really admired the courage of this small child in front of them.

You know, what he is facing is the Great Tianzun, the most noble existence in the heavenly court! ! !

kindness?You mean the monkey in Journey to the West?It's just acting, who dares to take it seriously?
Da Tianzun narrowed his eyes, glanced at Li Su, and said with a smile: "Little guy, are you very courageous?"

Li Su smiled and picked up the cup and filled it up for the other party, then handed it to the other party and said: "Grandpa's words are meaningless, and now you are having a family banquet, you are not here as the Great Heavenly Venerable, but As Chan'er's uncle and grandpa. At this time, if I want to call you Da Tianzun, I would be rude, right?"

Da Tianzun blinked, picked up the wine glass and drank it in one gulp, and said, "Eat first, Li Su, walk with me for a while." He turned and walked outside.

"Oh, good!"

Li Su nodded quickly, grabbed a bunch of skewers, including vegetables and meat, and brought a plate of grilled fish by the way, holding up the wine with all his strength, and followed directly.

Seeing the disappearance of the two figures, Yang Chan let out a sigh of relief. Undoubtedly, she was still very afraid of facing her uncle and grandpa.

She looked at her mother Yunhua expectantly, with a worried look on her face, Li Su didn't have a proper form, and the Great Heavenly Lord, as the lord of the heavenly court, if something happened.

Feeling her daughter's worry, Yunhua couldn't help but look at her mother.

The Queen Mother rolled her eyes, what does this step by step mean?
"Anxin, didn't you see that bastard was still holding Chuan'er in his hand when he went out? Su'er knows him much better than you."

Hearing the Queen Mother's words, several people immediately relaxed. If there is anyone who knows the Great Heavenly Venerable the most, it is undoubtedly her.

When he reached the river, the Great Tianzun stopped, and then sat down on the ground.

Li Su was stunned for a moment, smiled, sat down too, put the barbecue between the two of them, and then filled it with the Great Heavenly Lord.

Da Tianzun was stunned for a moment, then laughed, while eating the skewers, he picked up the wine Li Su poured for him, and drank it slowly.

"It's not strong enough, just use the sword to warm it up a little bit?"

"Well, I thought of it on the spur of the moment. After this, I will warm up a pot and prepare it for you."

"Really? Haha, okay!"

Da Tianzun, Li Su, was sitting by the river, eating skewers and drinking wine, just like that ordinary mortal.

Xian, isn't he a human?
of course!

People who live near the mountains are called immortals. Apart from the unimaginable wisdom and extraordinary strength, in fact, they are still human in their bones!
"Su'er!"

"Ugh!"

"Find Heaven!"

"Ok?"

"It's not the fake one above, but the real heaven in the world you are in. I will take away the cicada and the child in her belly. Let this story stop here, until you find the heaven .”

Li Su was stunned for a while and then said, "Uncle and Grandpa, can that liberate you?"

"Liberation? Haha, almost." Da Tianzun smiled, neither admitting nor denying it.

Li Su blinked, the person in front of him is a false saint, the strongest existence under a saint, Li Su could feel some of it when facing Yang Jian, but facing this one in front of him, he really couldn't feel anything arrive.

Can such an existence be trapped by this?Unrealistic?

Then.

"Grandpa, why do you have to stay here with such strength?"

Da Tianzun smiled, and while eating skewers and drinking wine, he blinked and said, "Guess?"

Li Su was stunned, how could he guess this, but when he lowered his head and looked at the skewers on the plate that were quickly wiped out by the Great Heavenly Venerable, he didn't think about it anymore, thinking that this meal would really be a tool man! !
"No, I said uncle and grandpa, you eat slowly, the fire will be serious, and it will hurt your health!"

"Qi, little bastard, did you bluff your uncle and grandpa? Can I hurt my body at my level?"

"Hiss, wait a minute, how did you catch it? It's not like you masturbate, you will have no friends!"

"Haha, I am the God of Haotian, the supreme ruler of the heavens. After the Lich War, I will rule the world. I want friends who can line up from Nantianmen to the underworld."

"..., do you call that kind of friend??? Forget it, I eat fish. Wait a minute, what does this mean?"

"No, uncle and grandpa, are you being foolish? How can you still use your power to cover it?"

"When I finish eating what I have..."

Li Su sighed deeply. He sat by the river with blank eyes. Facing the gangsters who were obviously in the gang, there was nothing he could do.

Well, if you don’t eat it, don’t eat it, it will make you old enough, and then I will start anew with the cicada.

After a while, the Great Tianzun finished eating the skewers and the fish, raised his head, and said dissatisfiedly: "What are you doing in a daze, there is not enough food, go and fix it!"

Li Su was startled, come back?This is a gangster over there, this is the overlord of the skewer. No, it can’t be like this, really talk to the other party, eating things, you have to share, who dares to ask you to eat alone next time ?

However, considering the opponent's strength, Li Su took a deep breath, "Oh, I'm going to roast now!"

Well, this is not cowardly!
This is respecting the old and loving the young!
(End of this chapter)