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Chapter 509 Sketch "Selling Abduction"
Chapter 509 The sketch "Selling Abductees" (first update, please subscribe)
"Sure enough! You really understand sketches!"
Shock appeared in Yuan Li's eyes, and then excitement and surprise appeared on his face.
When Lin Xuan saw it, he knew that he had been deceived just now.
Obviously just now Yuan Li wasn't sure that he knew how to play sketches, he was just asking tentatively.It's a pity that my knowledge is too shallow to withstand the temptation of this old fox.
"Director Yuan...you!"
Lin Xuan looked at Yuan Li, speechless.
Yuan Li was not embarrassed at all, but said with a smile: "Lin Xuan, a talented person like you should show his due brilliance, right? What's the point of hiding it? Look, if it wasn't for this time I eliminated those girls, can you come up with such a good program as "Avalokitesvara"? Maybe we will never see such an amazing dance in our life, what a pity? So if you have a good sketch , it should be brought out for everyone to appreciate, right?"
"..."
Lin Xuan spread his hands: "Director Yuan, you have already said this, what else can I say?"
At this moment, it would be hypocritical for him to say that he doesn't understand sketches.
just.
Lin Xuan thought for a while and said seriously: "But the time is really too tight."
Although there are some simple sketches that can be rehearsed in only a day or two, most of the sketches cannot be completed in a day or two at all. There is not enough time for the production of props.
Not to mention reciting a large number of lines, rehearsal and running-in between actors.
Yuan Li also frowned, but soon smiled and said: "Lin Xuan, you are a person who can create miracles time and time again. In just four days, a group of deaf-mute children were able to rehearse "Avalokitesvara". Time can definitely rehearse a high-quality skit. And I can promise you, whoever you want to perform in the skit, and what stage props you want, I will mobilize the resources of the entire Dragon Stage to cooperate with you."
Lin Xuan frowned: "But in four days, I still have to sing..."
Yuan Li smiled and said: "You are the king of singers in China, I don't even worry about you when you sing, but you still worry about yourself? Wait for the last rehearsal, it's enough for you to go up and rehearse once, and the rest of the time can be used for sketches. "
"Okay, let me believe it."
Lin Xuan nodded.
It's all up to this point, and he is actually willing to try it in his heart.
After all, he does have a lot of classic sketches in his mind, and it is not difficult to show them to Yuan Li.His only worry is that time is too tight and there is no time to rehearse.
Yuan Li also knew that this matter was too difficult, so he said: "Whether it is successful or not, just do your best."
"it is good!"
After Lin Xuan agreed, he left the rehearsal scene quickly, and came to a quiet office in Longtai Building under the guidance of a staff member.
He opened the laptop he had brought, looked at the blank document and began to lose himself in thought.
"There are only four days until New Year's Eve, and the time for stage rehearsal and make-up is excluded. It is equivalent to a maximum of three days of rehearsal time for this sketch. Three days..."
He rubbed the space between his brows, feeling like his head was about to explode.
"Although there are quite a lot of classic sketches in my mind, several conditions must be met in order to rehearse within three days:
First: The simpler the props, the better, otherwise there is no time to make props.
Second: The fewer the staff structure, the better, otherwise there will not be enough rehearsal time.
Third: It would be best for me to be able to play by myself, with the function of memory engraving, I don't need to recite lines at all, and I don't need to rehearse, I can get started directly. "
The names of the sketches flashed through his mind, thinking of the most suitable works.
One.
two.
Three.
……
After searching the memory bank for about ten minutes, the name of a sketch came to mind.
Lin Xuan thought about this sketch carefully, with a satisfied expression in his eyes: "That's it!"
In agitated mood, he tapped on the keyboard.
Soon, two clear black words appeared on the computer: "Sell Abductees"!
That's right!
It is "Selling Abductees".
It was hailed as one of the most classic works by hundreds of millions of ordinary people in China in its previous life. Even after more than [-] years, people still talk about it with great interest. Whenever they see this sketch on TV, they can still Was amused to laugh out loud, overjoyed.
Of course, there are two other important reasons why Lin Xuan chose "Selling Abductions":
One, the props of this sketch are extremely simple, from front to back is a bicycle, a pair of crutches, and a chair.Other than that there are no props.With the knowledge of Longtai, he could gather these props in minutes without any problem.This saves the big trouble of props.
Second, in "Selling Knocks", the protagonist Zhao Binshan's lines and performances accounted for more than 70%. The other two only performed simple lines. It can be said that Zhao Binshan alone can support this sketch.So if Lin Xuan took on the role of Zhao Binshan himself, as long as he chooses two skit actors with solid lines and rich experience, it may take less than two days, and the sketch can be easily rehearsed in just one day or so.
It is not uncommon to rehearse a sketch in one or two days. Gong Hanlin once took only two days from rehearsal to stage a sketch. Sun Qian’s rehearsal time in "I Am an Actor" was even as short as two hours. Xiaoshenyang Village Evening Show The rehearsal is about ten days.But now that Lin Xuan is taking the lead in the sketch, the other two actors don't need to recite many lines, so two days are enough!
[Some people said that "Avalokitesvara" could not be rehearsed for four days. Let me explain: if it is a simple dance, most dancers can practice it in one or two hours.A very complicated dance program, a mature dance team basically only needs to rehearse for a week to be able to master it proficiently, and this week is only eight hours of rehearsal time per day.As for some talented dance teams, they can memorize the whole set of movements in a day or two.I said earlier that although the girls are deaf and dumb, they rehearse for more than [-] hours a day, which is equivalent to three days of training for others.Coupled with talent and tacit understanding, why can't it be rehearsed? 】
As for Zhao Binshan's age and not-so-good image, Lin Xuan didn't think about it.
After all, he has never regarded himself as an idol star, and he already has a girlfriend, so when the time comes to uglify himself with makeup, he has no psychological burden at all, and is even a little excited.
Why are you excited?
Because Lin Xuan has never performed a skit in his previous life or in this life, so he is looking forward to what kind of image he will have on stage when he is acting in a sketch.
Interesting to think about...
"Ok, deal."
Lin Xuan made up his mind.
Then, he quickly typed text on the computer, and wrote down the lines and scenes of "Selling Abductees" in detail in the plan.
Compared with other schemes, Xiaopin's scheme is much simpler.
In just two hours or so, Lin Xuan had already completed the plan for "Selling Abductees".
After careful inspection, he nodded in satisfaction.
Get it!
Lin Xuan printed out the plan, then picked up his mobile phone and dialed Yuan Li.
……
the other side.
The seventh rehearsal of the Longtai Gala has just ended, and everyone is still immersed in the rehearsal atmosphere.
Everyone began to change clothes and remove makeup while discussing.
"It's finally over, I'm so tired."
"Cheer up, we are not eliminated tonight, so it means that [-]% of us will be able to make it to the party."
"That's right, it's finally over."
"I heard that there is still a dance program that has been eliminated. It seems to make time for "Avalokitesvara with Thousand Hands."
"Speaking of "Avalokitesvara", I was really shocked by this dance show tonight."
"Who isn't? My heart is shaking right now."
"It's really amazing. I've never seen such a beautiful show."
"I heard that this show was temporarily planned by Lin Xuan for those children. It took only four days to rehearse successfully, and then it was on the seventh rehearsal. Lin Xuan has created another miracle."
"..."
now.
Yuan Li was walking outside with several program directors, and when they heard the discussion, everyone also sighed.
However, everyone was happy that the show could produce a good program.
After all, if the Longtai Gala is praised by all the people, their prize money will definitely be doubled!
Yuan Li was about to say something when his cell phone rang suddenly. He glanced at the caller, answered the phone with a smile and said, "Lin Xuan, haven't you slept yet? Thank you for your hard work. Did you encounter any problems with the sketch plan? Tell me, and I will try my best to solve it for you .Whatever help, props, actors you want, whatever I can do here can satisfy you.”
"No."
"No? Don't tell me you let me go."
"Not at all."
"Then you want to rest, that's fine. Take a good rest. I'm not in a hurry... Ahem, I'm in a hurry, but it's more important for you to rest."
"neither."
"Then... you want me to accompany you? No problem!"
What the hell, what do I want you to be with, an old man?
Lin Xuan was so close that he didn't vomit blood, he came after he gathered his nerves: "Director Yuan, the script of my sketch is finished."
"Oh, it's finished, that's good... quite..."
While Yuan Li was talking, his voice suddenly stopped, he was stunned for a moment, and after a while he was stunned: "Have you finished writing?"
finished?
His party is just over here, so you're done with Lin Xuan's sketch?
This is so special.
Yuan Li even wondered for a moment if Lin Xuan was joking.
"Yes."
Lin Xuan smiled: "Do you have time now? If so, come over to me to see if the sketch meets the requirements. If there is no problem, then we can discuss the follow-up props and personnel issues, and then we can start rehearsing immediately."
"..."
Yuan Li took a deep breath: "I'll go right away!"
hang up the phone.
Yuan Li's expression became serious, and he said to the assistant director, "Call all the well-known actors in the skit world immediately, and ask them to wait with their mobile phones on at night, maybe I have something important to do. Also, immediately notify the prop production department, Stay put."
The assistant director still didn't know about the sketch, so he was at a loss when he heard the words: "Director Yuan, what sketch?"
Yuan Li briefly described the matter, and then said: "So I asked Lin Xuan to make a new sketch. If the new sketch is good enough, it will replace the original sketch. If it is not good, it will also be used as a backup."
"This……"
Not only the assistant director, but everyone else around was stunned.
Oh my God!
Now that it's the seventh rehearsal, Director Yuan is still thinking of changing sketches?
Everyone swallowed, seeing the seriousness in Yuan Li's eyes, suppressed the shock in their hearts, and took orders to leave.
until everyone left.
Yuan Licai regained his composure and drove towards the Longtai Building.He was a little apprehensive, but also a little expectant: Can the sketch that Lin Xuan made in such a short time be okay?
(End of this chapter)
"Sure enough! You really understand sketches!"
Shock appeared in Yuan Li's eyes, and then excitement and surprise appeared on his face.
When Lin Xuan saw it, he knew that he had been deceived just now.
Obviously just now Yuan Li wasn't sure that he knew how to play sketches, he was just asking tentatively.It's a pity that my knowledge is too shallow to withstand the temptation of this old fox.
"Director Yuan...you!"
Lin Xuan looked at Yuan Li, speechless.
Yuan Li was not embarrassed at all, but said with a smile: "Lin Xuan, a talented person like you should show his due brilliance, right? What's the point of hiding it? Look, if it wasn't for this time I eliminated those girls, can you come up with such a good program as "Avalokitesvara"? Maybe we will never see such an amazing dance in our life, what a pity? So if you have a good sketch , it should be brought out for everyone to appreciate, right?"
"..."
Lin Xuan spread his hands: "Director Yuan, you have already said this, what else can I say?"
At this moment, it would be hypocritical for him to say that he doesn't understand sketches.
just.
Lin Xuan thought for a while and said seriously: "But the time is really too tight."
Although there are some simple sketches that can be rehearsed in only a day or two, most of the sketches cannot be completed in a day or two at all. There is not enough time for the production of props.
Not to mention reciting a large number of lines, rehearsal and running-in between actors.
Yuan Li also frowned, but soon smiled and said: "Lin Xuan, you are a person who can create miracles time and time again. In just four days, a group of deaf-mute children were able to rehearse "Avalokitesvara". Time can definitely rehearse a high-quality skit. And I can promise you, whoever you want to perform in the skit, and what stage props you want, I will mobilize the resources of the entire Dragon Stage to cooperate with you."
Lin Xuan frowned: "But in four days, I still have to sing..."
Yuan Li smiled and said: "You are the king of singers in China, I don't even worry about you when you sing, but you still worry about yourself? Wait for the last rehearsal, it's enough for you to go up and rehearse once, and the rest of the time can be used for sketches. "
"Okay, let me believe it."
Lin Xuan nodded.
It's all up to this point, and he is actually willing to try it in his heart.
After all, he does have a lot of classic sketches in his mind, and it is not difficult to show them to Yuan Li.His only worry is that time is too tight and there is no time to rehearse.
Yuan Li also knew that this matter was too difficult, so he said: "Whether it is successful or not, just do your best."
"it is good!"
After Lin Xuan agreed, he left the rehearsal scene quickly, and came to a quiet office in Longtai Building under the guidance of a staff member.
He opened the laptop he had brought, looked at the blank document and began to lose himself in thought.
"There are only four days until New Year's Eve, and the time for stage rehearsal and make-up is excluded. It is equivalent to a maximum of three days of rehearsal time for this sketch. Three days..."
He rubbed the space between his brows, feeling like his head was about to explode.
"Although there are quite a lot of classic sketches in my mind, several conditions must be met in order to rehearse within three days:
First: The simpler the props, the better, otherwise there is no time to make props.
Second: The fewer the staff structure, the better, otherwise there will not be enough rehearsal time.
Third: It would be best for me to be able to play by myself, with the function of memory engraving, I don't need to recite lines at all, and I don't need to rehearse, I can get started directly. "
The names of the sketches flashed through his mind, thinking of the most suitable works.
One.
two.
Three.
……
After searching the memory bank for about ten minutes, the name of a sketch came to mind.
Lin Xuan thought about this sketch carefully, with a satisfied expression in his eyes: "That's it!"
In agitated mood, he tapped on the keyboard.
Soon, two clear black words appeared on the computer: "Sell Abductees"!
That's right!
It is "Selling Abductees".
It was hailed as one of the most classic works by hundreds of millions of ordinary people in China in its previous life. Even after more than [-] years, people still talk about it with great interest. Whenever they see this sketch on TV, they can still Was amused to laugh out loud, overjoyed.
Of course, there are two other important reasons why Lin Xuan chose "Selling Abductions":
One, the props of this sketch are extremely simple, from front to back is a bicycle, a pair of crutches, and a chair.Other than that there are no props.With the knowledge of Longtai, he could gather these props in minutes without any problem.This saves the big trouble of props.
Second, in "Selling Knocks", the protagonist Zhao Binshan's lines and performances accounted for more than 70%. The other two only performed simple lines. It can be said that Zhao Binshan alone can support this sketch.So if Lin Xuan took on the role of Zhao Binshan himself, as long as he chooses two skit actors with solid lines and rich experience, it may take less than two days, and the sketch can be easily rehearsed in just one day or so.
It is not uncommon to rehearse a sketch in one or two days. Gong Hanlin once took only two days from rehearsal to stage a sketch. Sun Qian’s rehearsal time in "I Am an Actor" was even as short as two hours. Xiaoshenyang Village Evening Show The rehearsal is about ten days.But now that Lin Xuan is taking the lead in the sketch, the other two actors don't need to recite many lines, so two days are enough!
[Some people said that "Avalokitesvara" could not be rehearsed for four days. Let me explain: if it is a simple dance, most dancers can practice it in one or two hours.A very complicated dance program, a mature dance team basically only needs to rehearse for a week to be able to master it proficiently, and this week is only eight hours of rehearsal time per day.As for some talented dance teams, they can memorize the whole set of movements in a day or two.I said earlier that although the girls are deaf and dumb, they rehearse for more than [-] hours a day, which is equivalent to three days of training for others.Coupled with talent and tacit understanding, why can't it be rehearsed? 】
As for Zhao Binshan's age and not-so-good image, Lin Xuan didn't think about it.
After all, he has never regarded himself as an idol star, and he already has a girlfriend, so when the time comes to uglify himself with makeup, he has no psychological burden at all, and is even a little excited.
Why are you excited?
Because Lin Xuan has never performed a skit in his previous life or in this life, so he is looking forward to what kind of image he will have on stage when he is acting in a sketch.
Interesting to think about...
"Ok, deal."
Lin Xuan made up his mind.
Then, he quickly typed text on the computer, and wrote down the lines and scenes of "Selling Abductees" in detail in the plan.
Compared with other schemes, Xiaopin's scheme is much simpler.
In just two hours or so, Lin Xuan had already completed the plan for "Selling Abductees".
After careful inspection, he nodded in satisfaction.
Get it!
Lin Xuan printed out the plan, then picked up his mobile phone and dialed Yuan Li.
……
the other side.
The seventh rehearsal of the Longtai Gala has just ended, and everyone is still immersed in the rehearsal atmosphere.
Everyone began to change clothes and remove makeup while discussing.
"It's finally over, I'm so tired."
"Cheer up, we are not eliminated tonight, so it means that [-]% of us will be able to make it to the party."
"That's right, it's finally over."
"I heard that there is still a dance program that has been eliminated. It seems to make time for "Avalokitesvara with Thousand Hands."
"Speaking of "Avalokitesvara", I was really shocked by this dance show tonight."
"Who isn't? My heart is shaking right now."
"It's really amazing. I've never seen such a beautiful show."
"I heard that this show was temporarily planned by Lin Xuan for those children. It took only four days to rehearse successfully, and then it was on the seventh rehearsal. Lin Xuan has created another miracle."
"..."
now.
Yuan Li was walking outside with several program directors, and when they heard the discussion, everyone also sighed.
However, everyone was happy that the show could produce a good program.
After all, if the Longtai Gala is praised by all the people, their prize money will definitely be doubled!
Yuan Li was about to say something when his cell phone rang suddenly. He glanced at the caller, answered the phone with a smile and said, "Lin Xuan, haven't you slept yet? Thank you for your hard work. Did you encounter any problems with the sketch plan? Tell me, and I will try my best to solve it for you .Whatever help, props, actors you want, whatever I can do here can satisfy you.”
"No."
"No? Don't tell me you let me go."
"Not at all."
"Then you want to rest, that's fine. Take a good rest. I'm not in a hurry... Ahem, I'm in a hurry, but it's more important for you to rest."
"neither."
"Then... you want me to accompany you? No problem!"
What the hell, what do I want you to be with, an old man?
Lin Xuan was so close that he didn't vomit blood, he came after he gathered his nerves: "Director Yuan, the script of my sketch is finished."
"Oh, it's finished, that's good... quite..."
While Yuan Li was talking, his voice suddenly stopped, he was stunned for a moment, and after a while he was stunned: "Have you finished writing?"
finished?
His party is just over here, so you're done with Lin Xuan's sketch?
This is so special.
Yuan Li even wondered for a moment if Lin Xuan was joking.
"Yes."
Lin Xuan smiled: "Do you have time now? If so, come over to me to see if the sketch meets the requirements. If there is no problem, then we can discuss the follow-up props and personnel issues, and then we can start rehearsing immediately."
"..."
Yuan Li took a deep breath: "I'll go right away!"
hang up the phone.
Yuan Li's expression became serious, and he said to the assistant director, "Call all the well-known actors in the skit world immediately, and ask them to wait with their mobile phones on at night, maybe I have something important to do. Also, immediately notify the prop production department, Stay put."
The assistant director still didn't know about the sketch, so he was at a loss when he heard the words: "Director Yuan, what sketch?"
Yuan Li briefly described the matter, and then said: "So I asked Lin Xuan to make a new sketch. If the new sketch is good enough, it will replace the original sketch. If it is not good, it will also be used as a backup."
"This……"
Not only the assistant director, but everyone else around was stunned.
Oh my God!
Now that it's the seventh rehearsal, Director Yuan is still thinking of changing sketches?
Everyone swallowed, seeing the seriousness in Yuan Li's eyes, suppressed the shock in their hearts, and took orders to leave.
until everyone left.
Yuan Licai regained his composure and drove towards the Longtai Building.He was a little apprehensive, but also a little expectant: Can the sketch that Lin Xuan made in such a short time be okay?
(End of this chapter)
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