Cultivation begins with a chicken

Chapter 26 Squatting in the corner?
Can you advance by devouring Lingmi?

Lu Shan's heart skipped a beat.

You know, with my current spiritual power, I'm afraid I can produce seven or eight grains of spiritual rice in a day.

If you're lucky, you might be able to get a dozen pills a day.

And upgrading requires a hundred grains.

It only took ten days and a half months to get things done.

This is still based on the situation of relying on oneself alone.

If one day I sneak into the Lingmi warehouse...

Will it be possible to reach full level in one day?
Cuckoo chicken!

The more Lu Shan thought about it, the more excited he became, and he couldn't help but want to laugh out loud.

But then he held back.

Because at some point, Shao Fuzi's eyes had turned to him.

Feeling the unclear gaze, Lu Shan shuddered, and quickly sat down like a normal chick.

From time to time, he pokes his own crunchy nest with the beak of the chicken, making a silly tickle.

After a while, he found out when he raised the chicken head again.

Tian Xiaorou didn't know when her luck was over.

"How do you feel?" Master Shao looked at the girl in front of him and asked gently.

"It's a little cold... and a little..."

Tian Xiaorou thought for a while hesitantly, and then said with some uncertainty:

"It feels so relaxing..."

"That's because the aura has opened up the three acupuncture points in your body, and the body that has been baptized by the aura will have such a relaxed and natural feeling."

"Strictly speaking, you now have low-level combat power in the Mortal Realm."

Hearing this, Tian Xiaorou's eyes suddenly lit up, she raised her head, and asked in surprise:
"Really? Master!"

"Really." Shao Lun smiled, then suddenly turned his head and pointed at the chicken cub in the corner, saying:

"If you don't believe me, you can try it."

I try you devil!

Why don't you try it yourself! ?

What the hell, if labor and capital can't beat you, let you know the meaning of being worthy and not being humiliated!

Seeing that Master wanted to experiment with his own good chick, Tian Xiaorou frantically shook her head and refused.

"no, do not want."

"I believe, I believe!"

Seeing Tian Xiaorou's reluctance, Lu Shan proudly put his wings on his hips and let out a giggle.

But then, Shao Fuzi's sudden words made him tremble.

"This chicken is interesting to raise."

What do you mean?
Are you interested in labor?
roll! !

Labor and capital are roosters that you will never get in your life!

Lu Shan cursed and cursed, but sat down timidly, posing like an ostrich.

however.

He couldn't hold back the sudden surge in his buttocks, and let it out quietly.

But it was just released.

Lu Shan panicked.

This is Master Shao's training place!

What the hell if you release a bunch of Xiang here, if you are discovered, you might not even have the qualifications to keep the whole body!

How can that work! ?

In desperation, he quickly twisted his body, trying to block Master Shao's view.

Then he just wanted to do something to cover up.

Suddenly Lu Shan was taken aback.

I am a chicken!

Even if I can't help shit, it's instinct!

If I go to cover up something, why don't I clearly tell others that I am different?

Isn't that courting death?
Thinking of this, Lu Shan straightened up his buttocks, shook it, and exposed the yellow and white mixture on the ground to Master Shao's eyes.

to be frank…

Showing shit to others is really the first time in two lifetimes.

Don't say it, I'm still a little shy...

Tian Xiaorou witnessed the complete excretion process of her own chicken cubs, and her face was flushed like a cloud of fire.

Wanting to leave, but at this moment Master Shao suddenly said:

"Remember, the first step of [Qibu Sui] can only be done once a day."

"When you feel that the aura in the meridians is full and powerful, and can no longer grow, you can use the power of aura to break through the second step."

"Otherwise, the meridians will be in danger of being cut off, and in severe cases, you may even go crazy, and your body will be destroyed!"

"En! I see!" Tian Xiaorou nodded in agreement, walked to the side of the chicken in small steps, picked up the chicken, and then used her body to block the puddle of yellow-white mixture.

It seemed that Tian Xiaorou was absent-minded, Shao Round didn't think too much, he waved her and let her go.

Seeing Tian Xiaorou leave as if fleeing, Shao Round scratched his head in doubt.

Just wanted to do something.

Suddenly, a puddle of foul-smelling yellow-white mixture suddenly appeared in his line of sight.

Shao Round: "???"

Leaving from Zhitang, on the way home.

Along the way, Tian Xiaorou was beating and Lu Shan's heart was beating too.

From time to time, I turned my head and looked back, for fear that Master Shao's figure would appear in sight.

fortunately.

When they arrived at the door of the house, there was no sign of the scholar.

Waiting for Lu Shan to focus on the front of him.

But unexpectedly, in the aisle in front of his house, there were two clan guards lying on the wall, staring at the wall and gesticulating, not knowing what they were doing.

The clan guard also has the habit of squatting in the corner?

I am familiar with this habit!

Why don't you guys come and have a chat!
Lu Shan was chattering, but Tian Xiaorou didn't seem to want to get too close to these clan guards.

When passing by, the speed of movement was deliberately accelerated.

All of a sudden, it passed by the two clan guards.

But the alley is so big, Tian Xiaorou passed by, and subconsciously attracted the attention of the two clan guards.

They turned around and saw a girl holding a chicken.

He didn't say much, and continued to turn his head and busy himself with his own affairs.

At this time when he turned his head and turned his head, Lu Shan, who passed by, saw something in the hands of one of the clan guards.

It was a small ruler the size of a palm, and it was measuring something on the wall.

what's on the wall
Lu Shan glanced at the wall.

From top to bottom, a few light-colored scratches suddenly came into his sight.

shit.

Isn't that the claw mark left by labor and management when they went out for a walk at night!

Did this Nima check here?
Lu Shan panicked all of a sudden.

But then it felt strange.

Now that they have all been found at the door of the house, why not go directly to the door and arrest them?
Do you need a ruler to measure bit by bit?
Lu Shan didn't quite understand what happened.

do not care.

What if these scratches are found?
He did not believe that these claw marks could be found on a chicken.

into the night.

As usual, Lu Shan waited for Tian Xiaorou to fall asleep, then quietly climbed up the window, jumped down, and fell into the yard.

Then, when he was about to climb out of the yard again, a series of "suosuo" sounds came from the base of the wall.

Lu Shan turned his head and looked towards the flower garden at the base of the wall.

A little black thing was writhing in the flowerbed.

Lu Shan walked over.

Take a closer look.

Good guy.

It turned out to be a bug about the size of a big black mouse!
At this time, the tentacles on the top of the insect's head suddenly shook a few times, as if it had sensed something.

Turning around quickly, he met Lu Shan face to face.

Only now did Lu Shan realize that the worm still had a half-remained stump of a mouse in its mouth.

Worms eat mice?

Long time to see you really Nima!

Lu Shan took a step back in disgust.

However, just one step seemed to make the bug think otherwise.

Let go of the dead mouse from its mouth, and let out two "squeaks".

Immediately afterwards, four more bugs that were not much bigger than this one sprang out from the flowerbed.

"Squeak..."

"Squeak."

Called, and then surrounded Lu Shan.

Looking at the five big locusts surrounding them, another question suddenly flashed in Lu Shan's mind.

If not wrong.

The Tian family should be inside Xishan City.

Five large locusts can appear in the homes of residents in a city at once.

So how serious is the locust plague in this city?

Two minutes later, when the last big locust was dismembered by Lu Shan, the system prompt sounded in his mind.

[System prompt]: Successfully kill five non-ranked locusts, and get 25 minutes to advance to the advanced rank (primary).

After listening, Lu Shan threw all five insect corpses into the flower garden, and then climbed along the wall to the top of the wall.

Only then did he find out.

As far as the eye can see, the surrounding yard is above.

From time to time, the shadow of one or two locusts streaked across the sky.

Either stop or fall.

insect
Is it that much already?

(End of this chapter)