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Huaxia Kingdom, capital city, ambassador-level meeting of various countries.

Ambassadors from various countries came here one after another, and even the ambassadors of several countries that hadn't dealt with Huaxia over the years came here on time.

According to the usual practice, the ambassador meeting is held at a fixed time every year. No one knows why there is such a temporary meeting, and the notice that everyone receives is only a few words: important matters, be sure to attend.

The ambassadors sensed a tense atmosphere from the moment they received the invitation, and when they came here, the tension became even stronger.

The American ambassador sat with the British ambassador, and he asked, "What kind of meeting is it? They called us here in a hurry. What the hell are the Chinese doing?"

"I don't know either." The British ambassador spread his hands.

The American ambassador smiled and said: "No way, your MI[-] has always been a well-informed department, and you must have found the answer, right?"

The British ambassador raised his eyebrows: "What is MI[-]? It is incomparable with your National Security Agency and FBI. You must know that, right?"

"I really do not know."

"I really don't know either."

Their gazes involuntarily looked at the Russian ambassador, who was also at a loss, and his eyes were probably also darkened.

At this time, the doors on both sides of the rostrum opened at the same time, the military representatives headed by Wei Qingtian came in from the left, and the political representatives came in from the right.

Usually, when an ambassador meeting is held, many media are always invited to participate. There are more reporters with long guns and short guns than the people attending the meeting, but today there is not even one.

Wei Qingtian sat on the main seat with a blank expression. This is something that makes people feel even more strange today. Why do you, a general, join in the fun at the ambassador meeting.

Everyone had a question on their minds, but the host hadn't spoken yet, so who would have the nerve to ask.

Wei Qingtian said to the microphone in front of him: "Everyone must be very strange, but I believe you will understand everything soon. To make a long story short, you should watch a video first."

The high-definition projector started to work, and the picture was the scene of the flying cockroach being blown to death.

The American ambassador was taken aback for a moment, then laughed loudly: "What is this, is it a film made by you Chinese people? With all due respect, it is not at the same level as our American blockbusters. If you want, I will go back to China and appeal to American filmmakers. , come to work in your Huaxia, and improve your level."

Others also started to laugh. Some said that the position of the camera was wrong, and some said that the monster was too fake. Why did it look like a cockroach? It was nothing new.Some people say that the power of the nuclear bomb explosion is too small, and it is fake at first glance.

Wei Qingtian waited for them to laugh enough, and then said calmly: "This is not a movie, but a fact of existence. The place where the incident happened is a place in northern Europe."

The crowd was in an uproar. Although many people wanted to believe that this was a joke played by the Huaxia people, the ambassador of the country where the place name was located hurriedly took out his mobile phone and dialed a number: "Hey, let me ask, xxx area Did anything unusual happen today... You tell me clearly, don't be perfunctory, it was the Chinese who said... What, did a small nuclear explosion really happen, when did it happen, and what is the specific situation?"

The people around were dumbfounded, Nima is real?

After the ambassador made the phone call, he stood up directly from his chair: "Huaxia people, you must give us an explanation why a small nuclear explosion and a medium nuclear explosion occurred in our country? Even I, the ambassador, don't know. Why did you do it?" Is there a related video?"

In fact, it was three small nuclear explosions. Because the time difference between the two later ones was only a few seconds, it was judged to be a medium-sized nuclear explosion, which is also reasonable.

Wei Qingtian said very meaningfully: "What I want to say is that the key is not the nuclear explosion, but the creatures that were killed by the explosion. Don't you think they are the most terrifying things?"

The ambassador was stunned: "Isn't it just a few cockroaches? As for the big fight, things that can be done with pesticides, what do you mean by using small nuclear bombs? Could it be that the nuclear explosion was made by you Chinese people?"

The old man pulled his face: "As I said just now, please pay attention to the key point. Can you use insecticide to kill a cockroach that is more than 30 meters long?"

"30 meters?" Everyone gasped.

The ambassador said unconvinced: "You Chinese people like to scare people. How could such a 30-meter-long cockroach appear in my country? The environment over there is infinitely better than yours. Even if it does appear , it should be your Huaxia Kingdom that appeared."

Mr. Wei was a little embarrassed. If this matter were explained according to common sense, it should indeed be like this.

The American ambassador also stood up: "Huaxia people, I think you are deliberately shirking your responsibility. Even if there are such terrible creatures as you said, you have no right to use nuclear weapons in a sovereign country. This is an illegal act. I protest .”

"Stay where it's cool, you protest!" The old man scolded very shamelessly, and then said: "When you use depleted uranium bombs in Middle Eastern countries, why don't you say it's illegal? When you use chemical weapons , Why don't you say that you broke the law, you get out of here, you are not qualified to speak here."

The British ambassador then protested: "You are an insult to our allies, and I also protest."

"I'll insult you, what do you think?" Mr. Wei stepped down from the rostrum, and said loudly: "It's because of you two shit-stirring sticks that the world is in such a mess. Let me remind you again. Determine the key points first, and don't always haggle over minor details."

The ambassador said angrily: "You used nuclear bombs in our country, but you still won't let me tell you, what do you mean..."

Having said that, his cell phone rang. He originally wanted to make a righteous protest, but he accidentally caught a glimpse of the number from the President's Office, and subconsciously picked it up: "What? Say it again, what happened to our country?"

A few seconds later, his legs went limp and he fell directly to the ground.

The ambassadors of the United States and the United Kingdom hurried over and asked: "What exactly happened? Did the Chinese threaten you with indiscriminate means? Don't worry. Our two countries will always be your strong backing. You take the matter in front of you." Say it in front of so many people."

The ambassador burst into tears and said: "My country has been attacked. The enemy is a giant cockroach over 30 meters in size. They can easily blow up a building. Two medium-sized cities in our country have been destroyed, and countless people have been killed or injured... The troops dispatched urgently could not stop the cockroaches at all, and a division was wiped out..."

Everyone was dumbfounded.