Peach Luck Unparalleled

Emperor Haotian opened his mouth wide, only then did he realize that he had fallen into the pit again. Damn boy, is it interesting to dig a hole for the master?

It's like a lion opening its mouth, each with a top-grade magic weapon. Do you think Haotian Palace is a rich heaven? Where can I get you so many magic weapons?

Qin Feng saw that the master's face was getting darker and darker, and immediately said: "Master, you have also seen that my wives have just ascended to the ascension, and they don't even have a magic weapon that can be used. If this spreads, your old face There is no light, people will say that our Haotian Palace is a poor place."

There is some truth in the words, but no matter how you listen to it, it still feels like a pit.

The emperor gritted his teeth, and said with a pained face: "Of course I have to give a meeting gift. They must be very tired just after ascending. Apprentice, you take everyone to rest first, and the teacher personally chooses a meeting gift for them, and then someone sends it over."

"Thank you, Master!" He succeeded in his plot, and said to the girls with a smile, "Quick, let's thank Master together."

"Thank you, Master!" the girls shouted tenderly.

The emperor squeezed out a smile: "We are all a family, so you don't need to be polite, hehe... let's all go down and rest..."

After they left, the emperor thumped his chest and stamped his feet: "A dozen top-grade instruments, my treasury will be empty all of a sudden. It seems that I have to find a chance to find the Jade Emperor and Emperor Ziwei and ask them to help. Well, especially It's the Jade Emperor, he's so rich, it's necessary to beat his autumn wind."

In the heavenly court, the Jade Emperor sneezed for no reason, and whispered to himself: "Who is talking about me behind my back, you are so courageous!"

Lifting his head, he asked, "Why hasn't Qin Feng come over yet?"

Taishang Laojun took a step forward and said: "Your Majesty, the person who is going to pass the decree has just arrived in Haotian Palace. You have to wait patiently for a while."

"Understood!" The Jade Emperor waved his hands impatiently, and glanced at the triangular eyes who were still pretending to be pitiful.

The triangular eyes did a good trick, with a miserable expression and strong resentment in his eyes, people who didn't know would definitely think that he was ruined by dozens of big men.

Besides, at the Haotian Palace, just as Qin Shao had arranged the girls, a senior brother came over: "Little junior brother, Heavenly Court sent someone over, saying that the Jade Emperor wants to see you."

He turned back and shouted: "I'm busy, I don't have time!"

The brother wiped off his sweat: "Little brother, it is the Jade Emperor who wants to see you, there must be something important, you should go there quickly, or the master will definitely be angry."

"Well, the Jade Emperor still has to give face." He said to the girls with a stinky face, "You stay at home and wait for your husband to come back."

On the way to heaven, he deliberately flew very slowly, so that the person who came to pass the decree urged him many times, but he regarded it as transparent.

"I said, Immortal Qin Feng, can't you hurry up?"

"I'm already very fast. Did you see that I'm flying on the auspicious clouds, instead of walking on two legs." He snorted, "When I usually go to see the master, I always walk there. with honesty."

That person's face turned green, you are all in the Haotian Palace, so close, of course you don't need to fly to see Emperor Haotian, but now you should go to the Heavenly Court, okay?

Seeing his displeasure, Qin Shao asked, "This... father-in-law..."

"I'm not the father-in-law!" The man jumped up and shouted immediately.

"It's not Eunuch, isn't it always Eunuch's job to pass orders?" He blinked.

"I'm not the father-in-law!" The man revealed his identity again: "I am the guard of the heavenly court, not the father-in-law."

"Guard, but you are not wearing armor, you are wearing Taoist robes, what is it if you are not father-in-law?" Young Master Qin said with a smile: "I didn't expect there to be eunuchs in the heavens, so I ask you a very personal question, do you have a penis? "

That person was going crazy, if he hadn't suppressed the fire in his heart, he would have already done it.

Qin Shao continued to say: "I want to ask a more private question. Was your thing cut off? Or was it lost in some way? Did you take the initiative to change it? Help from others? The process must be very uncomfortable..."

The man was determined to die, he gritted his teeth and said, "I'm not a eunuch, I have a little girl!"

"Really?" Qin Feng looked suspicious.

"Why don't you take it out and show it to you!"

"Let's forget it, in fact, in many cases, existence doesn't mean anything!"

"Uh!"

"Are you sure that your thing still has the most primitive function? This is probably the reason why the Jade Emperor asked you to pass the decree. By the way, father-in-law, we have talked for so long, and I haven't asked your name yet?"

The man said subconsciously: "Mian's surname is Ma, I'm not..."

"Mr. Ma, it's a pleasure to meet you. My surname is Qin. Just teach me how to be the Great Immortal Qin Feng! It can be seen that Mr. Ma is a very easy-going person, no wonder we can chat so happily."

"..."

When he came to the gate of the Heavenly Court, the horse "Eunuch" bumped his head against the pillar, rolled his eyes and passed out, and it was hard for him to persist until now.

While arranging his uncluttered coat, Young Master Qin muttered, "Eunuch is just Eunuch, without that little thing, he really behaves differently from ordinary people!"

After speaking, he took a big step and walked into the heaven with his signature smirk on his face.

The Jade Emperor was already drowsy. He quarreled with his wife last night and was fined to sleep in the study. Plus, he was troubled about who to choose for the battle, so his mental state was not very good.

Just when he was about to fall asleep, a loud voice sounded: "Qin Feng, disciple of Haotian Palace, pay homage to Jade Emperor... Xie Jade Emperor!"

The Jade Emperor and the Haotian Emperor were of the same generation. According to etiquette, Qin Feng should kneel down and worship the Jade Emperor when he saw the Jade Emperor.When this guy came up, he noticed that the Jade Emperor was taking a nap, so he yelled loudly. As soon as his knees bent a little, he stood up cheekily, and yelled in a dignified manner: " ...Xie Yudi..."

The Jade Emperor was startled. He opened his eyes and saw Qin Feng standing up. He thought he had kneeled down and said subconsciously, "Qin Xiaoyou, you're welcome..."

All the ministers stared. They had witnessed the whole process of Qin Feng's narrow-mindedness. They thought that this kid must be too courageous. He played tricks in full view. Aren't they afraid of being exposed?

Look at Young Master Qin again, with a smug expression on his face, he clearly means that I am not afraid of you being exposed, so give it a try if you don't believe me!

No one really wants to do such a thing that is not thankful and hurts others, anyway, the Jade Emperor already thinks he has knelt down, so why should we meddle in our own business.

However, those who were really unconvinced were the triangular eyes lying on the ground, his small eyes rolled around, and he said to Qin Feng, you have another crime, today you are doomed.