Khorne

Chapter 12 Threesomes, there must be my teacher (please collect, please recommend tickets!)

In the early morning of the second day, Zheng Xing got up early and went to the gazebo to read a book after washing.Since the end of the Northern Song Dynasty, Zheng feared that reading books every day has become a habit.

In fact, this is also the reason why the "Yuan Yu" he read is all-encompassing.

There are not only new interpretations of Confucius' remarks, but all the theoretical methods that can be used to tease people.

So it seems that Zheng Xing does not feel tired, but has a sense of excitement for reading novels.

"Brother is so early."

Wang Yin went out of the house with bare arms, stood in the yard, picked up his cooked copper whip, and practiced.

His kung fu is naturally not as good as that of Zheng Horn who was directly strengthened by "Huanyu", but from Zheng Horn's perspective, Wang Yin's kung fu can still be ranked high even in this era.

I just don't know how the martial arts of the 80 forbidden army coach Lin Chong in the Water Margin compares?
After Wang Yin practiced for a while, Li Tianrun, who had finished washing, joined the battle group and fought against him.

As soon as the two of them fought, there was a violent wind and sand in an instant, and the wind was howling. Zheng feared that it was interesting to watch, but he was also thinking constantly in his heart.

This Song Dynasty seems to be a little different from the one in history.

Although ordinary people can't see anything, these warriors are completely different.

From the point of view of people in the 21st century, it is quite good to be able to wield a weapon weighing more than [-] kilograms. If one can dance with a weapon weighing more than [-] kilograms, he can almost be regarded as an athlete-level player.

But when he got here, naturally he lifted a thousand catties, but Wang Yin's cooked copper whip weighed 56 catties, but he danced it as easily as a small wooden stick.

Then I think of Lu Zhishen's crescent shovel, which is said to weigh 62 catties. In the original book, Wu Song can kill a tiger...

It seems that it is hard to say how it will be in real history, but there is absolutely no problem in this Northern Song Dynasty.

interesting.

"Brother, what do you think of our fight?" Wang Yin and the two had a fight, and after giving up, Wang Yin came over excitedly and said, "What advice do you have, brother?"

Zheng Xing smiled slightly: "Master said: If three people walk together, there must be my teacher. Watching brothers' martial arts for brothers, this statement is true."

What he said was vague, Wang Yin and Li Tianrun looked at each other in blank dismay.

When three people walk together, there must be my teacher. This sentence seems to be inappropriate here, right?
Wang Yin asked curiously: "Brother, these three people must have my teacher, what's the explanation?"

Zheng Xing said solemnly: "This sentence means that the three of us together are equivalent to a teacher. A teacher is like a million people."

Wang Yin and Li Tianrun were dumbfounded!

Is this what Confucius meant? !
The three of us are together, equivalent to 1 people? !
The two looked at Zheng fear together.

Well, the two of them can hit about a hundred each.

So, can my elder brother hit nine thousand and eight? !

Immediately, the two of them had a new understanding of Zheng Horn's force!

As the saying goes: the cow goes to the sky!
"Brother, shall we go find those rogues next?" Wang Yin asked.

Zheng Xing put away the book, and stood up: "Exactly. And this trip, the two brothers also want to listen together. This trip for my brother is to pass on the karma, receive the Tao, and clear up doubts."

Wang Yin and Li Tianrun immediately became serious: "Don't worry, brother, we will definitely listen carefully."

Soon, Zhang Youdao trotted over and said excitedly, "Master, when are you leaving?"

Zheng fear smiled slightly: "It is at this time."

A group of four went to the courtyard of the Zhou Dynasty.

Passing by Liu Yuee's tea stand on the road, Liu Yuee stood at the door with her waist twisted and fanned herself with a fan, and said hello from a long distance away: "Hey, good morning Zheng Yingxiong!"

Zheng Xing looked at Liu Yue'e, and greeted with a smile: "Good morning, little lady."

Liu Yue'e waited for the four of them to get closer, took a step forward, and said coquettishly, "Where are you going so early, why don't you have a bowl of tea here first?"

Zheng Xing originally planned to refuse, but suddenly rolled his eyes and said with a smile: "That's very good."

A group of four entered the tea stand.

Liu Yue'e poured good tea for the four of them, and then sat down beside Zheng Xing, with a burst of fragrance, she smiled and said, "I don't know if the hero has time today, let's have a long talk?"

In this day and age, it's considered elegant for literati and poets to visit brothels, and things between men and women are actually not particularly taboo.

Especially for a coquettish widow like Liu Yue'e, who is even more sexually endowed, Wang Yin and the three just laughed lewdly.

Zheng feared that he was a man in two lifetimes, and he was not the first brother, so he was not polite, and said: "That's fine, how about coming when I finish my work?"

"Hey! That would be great!" Liu Yue'e's eyes lit up when she heard this, she stretched out her finger and stroked Zheng's chest lightly, and said with a coquettish smile, "Then this lady is just waiting for the hero to come to the door?"

Zheng fear nodded: "wait for the good news."

Farewell to Liu Yue'e, Zhang Youdao said curiously on the way: "Master, this sister Liu said that she is waiting for you to come to the door, why do you want to reply with a good news?"

Wang Yin kicked him from the side: "Children don't inquire about adults' affairs."

Zhang Youdao shouted: "I'm not a child anymore, there are eighty if not a hundred women I've slept with in this life!"

Li Tianrun snorted, "So what? What kind of man is my brother? Women want class, so what's the use of quantity?"

Zhang Youdao: "..."

The four of them chatted and laughed, and arrived outside the courtyard of the Zhou Dynasty.

The door was closed tightly.

Zhang Youdao stepped forward and kicked the door: "Is anyone there? The door lock is so tight! Believe it or not, I smashed the door?! Open the door for me!"

As soon as he finished speaking, the door was pulled open with a squeak. The gangsters who were beaten up by Zheng Xing yesterday all stood upright in the yard. When they saw Zheng Xing, they immediately trembled from fear.

Zhang Youdao sighed: "Master's teaching is indeed correct. If a gentleman beats people hard, he will not be able to establish his prestige!"

Wang Yin: "..."

Li Tianrun: "..."

When I heard this yesterday, I just felt a little nonsense, but now it seems...

It's fucking reasonable!

Zhang Youdao, who was dragged to the sky in front of outsiders, turned around and his face changed like turning over a book. He bowed and stretched out his hand: "Master, please."

"kindness."

Zheng feared a satisfied "hmm", stepped across the threshold with his hands behind his back, walked through the courtyard in the middle, stood in front of the gangsters, looked at them, and asked slowly: "Who is the leader? Come out and speak."

"I...I am."

The gangster who opened the door hurriedly ran all the way to Zheng Xing: "My name is Guo Si, brother, tell me."

Zheng fear asked: "How many people do you have? How many people are here?"

Guo Si trembled when he heard the words, and said tremblingly: "Back...Brother Hui, we were in Zhou Da... in that Zhou Dynasty, there were 280 people in total."

Zheng feared a few counts, frowned and said, "How many are here?"

"Here...here..." Guo Simeng swallowed his saliva: "Including the small ones, there are 32 people in total."

280 three, but only 32 came.

Zheng Xing suddenly narrowed his eyes slightly: "Master said: people don't know but don't feel stunned, aren't they a gentleman? They don't know my name, and they don't even listen to my words. If I'm not angry, then I'm still a gentleman? So, Zheng is very angry, and the consequences will be serious!"

Wang Yin: "???"

What does this mean? !

(End of this chapter)