Khorne
Chapter 74: My Day 3 Reflects on Myself
Chapter 74
As the saying goes, there are only wrong names, not wrong nicknames.This Li Pan, nicknamed the Golden Abacus, is indeed a good hand in the matter of settling accounts.
He crackled the abacus, and told the results to several people while calculating: "If calculated according to 5083 papers submitted in one time, you can get a novice experience card, a learning card, and study for 56 days."
"These 56 days can save 672 Wen. In addition, lunch for 56 days will be given, totaling 560 Wen."
"In addition, get 22 dollars of free paper, saving 660 Wen. 15 ink sticks, saving 600 Wen."
"I received 9 personal pointers from two old gentlemen, saving 1800 wen. I borrowed books five times, and saved 1500 wen. In addition, Yantai copying handwriting with a brush, 2900 wen."
"So after calculating everything, the total savings..." Li Pan clattered his abacus, and finally announced the result: "8692 articles."
When he said this, he was stunned: "My God, this... this number..."
Without saying a word, Hua An pulled An Li up and left: "Brother An Li, let's go, hurry up, let's sign up now! This is too appropriate, if I miss this opportunity, I won't forgive myself!"
Li Pan followed closely with the abacus, muttering as he walked: "5083 Wen can save 8692 Wen. I have never encountered such a good deal in my whole life! No, I have to go!"
Wu Zhuang counted with his fingers for a long time, and then slapped the table hard: "Forget it, anyway, Brother Li Pan said it was a good deal, so it must be a good deal! Brothers, wait for me!"
A group of four walked towards the academy.
Soon after entering the gate of the academy, Guo Si and the other four who were exercising turned their heads to look at them.
Guo Si and the others: "..."
Anli four people: "..."
Guo Si stared at Anli dumbfounded—isn't this guy too efficient?Introducing scholars to come to school so soon?
"Brother Guo Si," An Li clasped his fists in salute, and said, "May I ask if Dean Zheng is here?"
"Oh, welcome!" Guo Si smiled and pointed at Wenchang Pavilion: "Master is studying in Wenchang Pavilion, you must lower your voice when you come."
The three of Hua'an looked at each other in dismay - Zheng feared that Dean Zheng was studying?
Oh, he is indeed a great talent, and he never forgets to learn to enrich himself!
Why don't you hurry up and take a look?
The four hurried to Wenchang Pavilion.
Sure enough, as soon as he walked to the gate of Wenchang Pavilion, he heard Zheng Xing's extremely serious voice from inside——
"The Master said: I examine myself three times a day!"
It really is learning!
An Li hurriedly explained to the three of them: "This sentence comes from the Analects of Confucius, which means that life should ask three questions every day..."
Sure enough, right after that, I heard Zheng Horn's three life questions——
"Are all my enemies dead?!"
Anli four people: "!!!"
Mother, I want to go home!I want to go home!
Li Pan was so frightened that the golden abacus almost fell to the ground. He grabbed Anli and his teeth were chattering: "An... Brother Anli, how about we... we..."
Before he finished speaking, he heard Zheng Ji's voice from inside: "It should be dead by now."
The four of Anli breathed a sigh of relief, it's okay...
Then I heard Zheng Ji's voice coming again, this time it was the second question——
"Have all the women I like married back home?"
Anli four people: "..."
The ears of the four of them stood up like rabbits, and their hearts of gossip overwhelmed their fear in an instant!
Soon, I heard Zheng fear continue: "Almost."
Anli four people: "!!!"
Winner in life!
Master, please take me to fly!
At this time, Zheng fear also started to talk about the third question——
"Have I succeeded in my career?"
Anli four people: "???"
This... how can it be considered a success?
I heard Zheng fear saying in it: "Well, the academy is now completed, and there will be more and more disciples, but now, there is a shortage of accountants..."
Anli four people: "!!!"
All eyes were on Li Pan, Hua An put his hand on Li Pan's back, and said softly, "Brother Li, I'm sorry!"
Immediately, Li Pan felt a strong force coming from him. He was like a stick, but he rushed into the room immediately, just in time to meet Zheng Xing's surprised eyes!
Historic moment!
Zheng fear looked at the golden abacus in Li Pan's hand, and Li Pan looked at Zheng fear's body that looked like a wall.
Zheng fear: "..."
Li Pan: "..."
"Hahahahahahaha!" Zheng Xing burst out laughing, excitedly stepped forward and pinched Li Pan's arm, and lifted him up like a little chicken, no matter how he looked at it, he was satisfied: "Sure enough, my day and my three provinces It makes sense! Zheng Mou just thought about the lack of an accountant, and here comes one!"
Li Pan: "..."
Are you polite?Can you put me down first? !
At this time, An Li and the other three also followed closely - to be honest, they were really afraid that if they did something wrong, they would become Zheng Horn's enemies.
The one in front of me who asks himself every day "Are all my enemies dead?" can't be offended, can't be offended!
"Zheng...Dean Zheng," at this moment Li Pan finally stopped, grinning and said, "Can you... put me down first?"
"Oh yes, look at me, it's like this when I get nervous." Zheng Xing immediately put down Li Pan, then sat back on the chair, looked at the three of Hua An, and then at An Li, and immediately understood.
Think these three people were introduced by Anli?
Zheng Xingchong smiled slightly at An Li, and stretched out three fingers.
An Li's eyes lit up immediately, and he clenched his fists at Zheng Xing.
Hua An: "..."
Li Pan: "..."
Wu Zhuang: "..."
What's the situation with this kind of rush that seems to be sold by someone?
"Well, the three of you came to Zheng's place today." Zheng feared with an incomparably kind smile, and the three of them flustered with their white teeth shining, "You must come to my place to study hard and learn?"
Who dares to say no at this time?
Hua An was the first to take out the money: "Principal Zheng, I heard that the academy is enrolling students, and I'm not talented. I would like to come to the academy to study and gain knowledge."
Zheng Xing nodded in satisfaction, and drew the money over: "An Li told you about the preferential policies."
Hua An hurriedly said, "I said it."
"That's good." Zheng feared looking at Li Pan: "What does this young gentleman say?"
"Dean Zheng," Li Pan was not in a hurry, he took out his abacus and began to count: "I have some talent in arithmetic, so I would like to be the school's accountant. Of course, I need some wages, how about it?"
"Salary?" Zheng feared looking at him with a smile.
Li Pan raised his chest and said with great confidence: "Exactly. Although I have average attainments in the Four Books and Five Classics, few people can match me in arithmetic!"
The main reason why Li Pan dared to speak so harshly was because he was sure that his ability in arithmetic was not easy for ordinary people to use.
And it just so happened that Zheng feared that he needed an accountant, so it was natural to discuss the conditions.
Hearing Li Pan's words, Zheng Xing smiled and said, "Really?"
Li Pan said with great certainty: "Really!"
----------
I examine myself three times a day——
"Have you added it to your favorites?"
"Did you vote for recommendation?"
"Have you given the monthly pass?"
(End of this chapter)
As the saying goes, there are only wrong names, not wrong nicknames.This Li Pan, nicknamed the Golden Abacus, is indeed a good hand in the matter of settling accounts.
He crackled the abacus, and told the results to several people while calculating: "If calculated according to 5083 papers submitted in one time, you can get a novice experience card, a learning card, and study for 56 days."
"These 56 days can save 672 Wen. In addition, lunch for 56 days will be given, totaling 560 Wen."
"In addition, get 22 dollars of free paper, saving 660 Wen. 15 ink sticks, saving 600 Wen."
"I received 9 personal pointers from two old gentlemen, saving 1800 wen. I borrowed books five times, and saved 1500 wen. In addition, Yantai copying handwriting with a brush, 2900 wen."
"So after calculating everything, the total savings..." Li Pan clattered his abacus, and finally announced the result: "8692 articles."
When he said this, he was stunned: "My God, this... this number..."
Without saying a word, Hua An pulled An Li up and left: "Brother An Li, let's go, hurry up, let's sign up now! This is too appropriate, if I miss this opportunity, I won't forgive myself!"
Li Pan followed closely with the abacus, muttering as he walked: "5083 Wen can save 8692 Wen. I have never encountered such a good deal in my whole life! No, I have to go!"
Wu Zhuang counted with his fingers for a long time, and then slapped the table hard: "Forget it, anyway, Brother Li Pan said it was a good deal, so it must be a good deal! Brothers, wait for me!"
A group of four walked towards the academy.
Soon after entering the gate of the academy, Guo Si and the other four who were exercising turned their heads to look at them.
Guo Si and the others: "..."
Anli four people: "..."
Guo Si stared at Anli dumbfounded—isn't this guy too efficient?Introducing scholars to come to school so soon?
"Brother Guo Si," An Li clasped his fists in salute, and said, "May I ask if Dean Zheng is here?"
"Oh, welcome!" Guo Si smiled and pointed at Wenchang Pavilion: "Master is studying in Wenchang Pavilion, you must lower your voice when you come."
The three of Hua'an looked at each other in dismay - Zheng feared that Dean Zheng was studying?
Oh, he is indeed a great talent, and he never forgets to learn to enrich himself!
Why don't you hurry up and take a look?
The four hurried to Wenchang Pavilion.
Sure enough, as soon as he walked to the gate of Wenchang Pavilion, he heard Zheng Xing's extremely serious voice from inside——
"The Master said: I examine myself three times a day!"
It really is learning!
An Li hurriedly explained to the three of them: "This sentence comes from the Analects of Confucius, which means that life should ask three questions every day..."
Sure enough, right after that, I heard Zheng Horn's three life questions——
"Are all my enemies dead?!"
Anli four people: "!!!"
Mother, I want to go home!I want to go home!
Li Pan was so frightened that the golden abacus almost fell to the ground. He grabbed Anli and his teeth were chattering: "An... Brother Anli, how about we... we..."
Before he finished speaking, he heard Zheng Ji's voice from inside: "It should be dead by now."
The four of Anli breathed a sigh of relief, it's okay...
Then I heard Zheng Ji's voice coming again, this time it was the second question——
"Have all the women I like married back home?"
Anli four people: "..."
The ears of the four of them stood up like rabbits, and their hearts of gossip overwhelmed their fear in an instant!
Soon, I heard Zheng fear continue: "Almost."
Anli four people: "!!!"
Winner in life!
Master, please take me to fly!
At this time, Zheng fear also started to talk about the third question——
"Have I succeeded in my career?"
Anli four people: "???"
This... how can it be considered a success?
I heard Zheng fear saying in it: "Well, the academy is now completed, and there will be more and more disciples, but now, there is a shortage of accountants..."
Anli four people: "!!!"
All eyes were on Li Pan, Hua An put his hand on Li Pan's back, and said softly, "Brother Li, I'm sorry!"
Immediately, Li Pan felt a strong force coming from him. He was like a stick, but he rushed into the room immediately, just in time to meet Zheng Xing's surprised eyes!
Historic moment!
Zheng fear looked at the golden abacus in Li Pan's hand, and Li Pan looked at Zheng fear's body that looked like a wall.
Zheng fear: "..."
Li Pan: "..."
"Hahahahahahaha!" Zheng Xing burst out laughing, excitedly stepped forward and pinched Li Pan's arm, and lifted him up like a little chicken, no matter how he looked at it, he was satisfied: "Sure enough, my day and my three provinces It makes sense! Zheng Mou just thought about the lack of an accountant, and here comes one!"
Li Pan: "..."
Are you polite?Can you put me down first? !
At this time, An Li and the other three also followed closely - to be honest, they were really afraid that if they did something wrong, they would become Zheng Horn's enemies.
The one in front of me who asks himself every day "Are all my enemies dead?" can't be offended, can't be offended!
"Zheng...Dean Zheng," at this moment Li Pan finally stopped, grinning and said, "Can you... put me down first?"
"Oh yes, look at me, it's like this when I get nervous." Zheng Xing immediately put down Li Pan, then sat back on the chair, looked at the three of Hua An, and then at An Li, and immediately understood.
Think these three people were introduced by Anli?
Zheng Xingchong smiled slightly at An Li, and stretched out three fingers.
An Li's eyes lit up immediately, and he clenched his fists at Zheng Xing.
Hua An: "..."
Li Pan: "..."
Wu Zhuang: "..."
What's the situation with this kind of rush that seems to be sold by someone?
"Well, the three of you came to Zheng's place today." Zheng feared with an incomparably kind smile, and the three of them flustered with their white teeth shining, "You must come to my place to study hard and learn?"
Who dares to say no at this time?
Hua An was the first to take out the money: "Principal Zheng, I heard that the academy is enrolling students, and I'm not talented. I would like to come to the academy to study and gain knowledge."
Zheng Xing nodded in satisfaction, and drew the money over: "An Li told you about the preferential policies."
Hua An hurriedly said, "I said it."
"That's good." Zheng feared looking at Li Pan: "What does this young gentleman say?"
"Dean Zheng," Li Pan was not in a hurry, he took out his abacus and began to count: "I have some talent in arithmetic, so I would like to be the school's accountant. Of course, I need some wages, how about it?"
"Salary?" Zheng feared looking at him with a smile.
Li Pan raised his chest and said with great confidence: "Exactly. Although I have average attainments in the Four Books and Five Classics, few people can match me in arithmetic!"
The main reason why Li Pan dared to speak so harshly was because he was sure that his ability in arithmetic was not easy for ordinary people to use.
And it just so happened that Zheng feared that he needed an accountant, so it was natural to discuss the conditions.
Hearing Li Pan's words, Zheng Xing smiled and said, "Really?"
Li Pan said with great certainty: "Really!"
----------
I examine myself three times a day——
"Have you added it to your favorites?"
"Did you vote for recommendation?"
"Have you given the monthly pass?"
(End of this chapter)
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