Khorne
Chapter 96 Hit me, idiot!
Chapter 96 Hit me, idiot!
Of course, since Zheng feared to speak, it absolutely needs to be carried out.Carrying the great sword of benevolence and righteousness on his back, Hua An went under the wall of the village, and shouted to the top: "Our Dean Zheng said, surrender without killing!"
The people on the wall of the village immediately looked at each other in dismay: "..."
Finished?
Is this the end? !
Just such a sentence? !
What are you kidding? !
Guan Zhang and Zhang Sheng were so angry that they said angrily: "Military division, we will take 50 people out, and we will take the head of President Zheng back!"
"Hey, don't worry, the two generals." Zhu Liang said with a confident smile, "This is just the opponent's method of provoking generals. As long as we wait and see how it becomes stable, what tricks can they play?"
Liu Tian hurriedly said from the side: "The military master's words are exactly the same. Let the other party use all kinds of clever tricks, but they just want to lure us out. Just quietly watch what they are going to do. Why should the second and third brothers be in a hurry ?”
Guan Zhang and Zhang Sheng looked at each other and nodded together: "It makes sense!"
Hua An yelled twice at the bottom of the cottage, but seeing that there was no movement from above, he immediately went back and asked Zheng Dian, "Principal, the other party is not coming out."
Zheng Xing sat on the big tiger-skin chair, and said calmly: "Master leads the door, and the cultivation is up to the individual. Think carefully about your own advantages?"
"My advantage?" Hua An thought for a while, then his eyes lit up: "The student understands!"
This time Hua'an went again, it was different immediately!
Holding up his big sword, he shouted at the top of the cottage: "Listen, people above the cottage, you cowardly fellows don't even dare to show your face. You really deserve to do some stealthy things! Stealing!" They bought someone else’s cottage, and called it Shushan Mountain, but in my opinion, it’s proper to call it Chongshan Mountain!”
Everyone in the cottage was furious again!
Rage value +20!
Hua An continued to scold: "You lemon heads, mouse eyes, hooked noses, splayed eyebrows, protruding ears, big mouths, old Qiang teeth, wick necks, high and low shoulders, long and short hands, chicken breasts, dog belly, rice bucket waist, I If it were you, I would have committed suicide a long time ago!"
Everyone above the cottage: "!!!"
Rage value +50!
Zhang Sheng shouted: "Stinky boy, are you impatient?! If you dare to take a step forward, Grandpa will poke more than a dozen holes in you!"
Hua An immediately jumped forward: "How is it that I'm here? Hey, I'm in!" Then he jumped out again: "Hey, I jumped out again, and stood back again, beat me, idiot."
Everyone above the cottage: "!!!"
Rage value +100!
"Brother!" Chief Guan squinted his eyes, stroked his long beard, and said, "This man's arrogance is too arrogant! In the eyes of a certain person, these people are all peddlers! Why don't I go on here and decide?" You can bring his head back!!"
"This..." Liu Tian hesitated.
At this time, a side general said: "My lord, how can you kill a chicken with a sledgehammer? A certain person is willing to fight, and he will bring his head back!"
The person who spoke was named Niu Jun, who was born as a hero, and his force value was quite good in the cottage.
It is no exaggeration to say that under Liu, Guan and Zhang, he ranks first.
Liu Tian looked at Hua An, who was dancing happily below, and nodded immediately: "Alright! General Niu, I wish you a great victory!"
"Order!"
Soon, the gate of the village opened wide.
Niu Jun rode a group of black-maned horses and walked out of the gate of the village with a machete in his hand.
Liu Tian said: "Beat the drums to help!"
dong dong dong-
Drums sounded.
Niu Jun held the machete and looked at Hua An who was standing in front of him.
The person in front of him is a scholar.
Yes, scholar.
Who would have thought that the first opponent he faced would be a scholar? !
Especially this guy's mouth is so cheap!
"Watch me teach you a lesson!"
The black-maned horse under its crotch began to accelerate slowly.
The distance between the two sides is only about twenty steps.
The soldiers on the wall began to beat the drums frantically: "Kill!"
The distance of twenty steps was leaped over.
The machete in his hand took a cold blade and slashed straight at Hua An.
He used [-]% of his strength for this knife.
result……
He miscalculated.
He actually miscalculated!
Who the hell would have thought that the scholar in front of him would also be able to comprehend the aura of heaven and earth!
From the bottom up with the big sword in your hand, you can hear a loud "dang"!
Niu Jun was directly shaken off his horse!
The black-maned horse even staggered and fell down on the spot!
Even the machete in his hand was cut in two by this blow!
As soon as Niu Jun fell to the ground, he felt a slap, and a big sword was pressed directly on his neck, and the word "benevolence" on the big sword shook his eyes!
Suddenly someone rushed forward and tied up Niu Jun!
The entire cottage is completely silent!
what's the situation?
Niu Jun, who was only a step behind the two generals in courage, was defeated by a random scholar from the other side? !
Then everyone looked at the dozen or so remaining scholars in the opponent's camp who were carrying the same huge sword.
With a "gurgle", Liu Tian swallowed hard.
seriously? !
Are you dreaming?
Morale -20!
"Brother Hua'an! How do you feel?!"
All the scholars immediately gathered around to inquire.
Hua An's side caught a general and came back after a face-to-face meeting. He looked at his hands and cried unconsciously!
"I... I have found the true meaning of life!" Hua An laughed while crying, "I finally understand why a gentleman has six arts! Master is right, when the truth doesn't make sense, talk about physics! There is always a kind of The method can make the other party obey! In the past, I could only run away when encountering this kind of thing. But today... I actually succeeded! Did you see it? I captured their generals!"
As he spoke, he knelt down towards the east, and said loudly, "Father! Have you seen it! One day, my son will finally be able to reason with others!"
Everyone: "..."
This really makes sense!
A group of people congratulated, and then Hua An began to teach everyone the experience of arresting people: "Everyone remembers! Master is right, there are only three steps to reason with the enemy! The first step is to use your strengths Long, get the enemy out! The second step is to divide the enemy into two! The third step is to reason and succeed!"
Everyone suddenly realized: "So it is!"
At this time, Li Pan, who was as thin as a bamboo pole, shook the sword of benevolence and righteousness in his hand, walked forward with his head held high, and said, "It's my turn! See how I can get them down!"
All the students encouraged him one after another: "Yes! Brother Li Pan, you can do it!"
Soon, Li Pan stood in front of the cottage.
At this time, Liu Tian looked at Li Pan on the top of the cottage, and was really hesitant.
Just now Niu Jun was beaten off his horse with one blow and was arrested, Liu Tian didn't know what to say to comfort everyone.
How to comfort?
As a result, the last one just went back, and another one jumped out!
All eyes were on Li Pan, waiting to see how he would persuade the enemy to come down.
Then, people saw that Li Pan suddenly smiled and took out a golden abacus from his body with a snap!
(End of this chapter)
Of course, since Zheng feared to speak, it absolutely needs to be carried out.Carrying the great sword of benevolence and righteousness on his back, Hua An went under the wall of the village, and shouted to the top: "Our Dean Zheng said, surrender without killing!"
The people on the wall of the village immediately looked at each other in dismay: "..."
Finished?
Is this the end? !
Just such a sentence? !
What are you kidding? !
Guan Zhang and Zhang Sheng were so angry that they said angrily: "Military division, we will take 50 people out, and we will take the head of President Zheng back!"
"Hey, don't worry, the two generals." Zhu Liang said with a confident smile, "This is just the opponent's method of provoking generals. As long as we wait and see how it becomes stable, what tricks can they play?"
Liu Tian hurriedly said from the side: "The military master's words are exactly the same. Let the other party use all kinds of clever tricks, but they just want to lure us out. Just quietly watch what they are going to do. Why should the second and third brothers be in a hurry ?”
Guan Zhang and Zhang Sheng looked at each other and nodded together: "It makes sense!"
Hua An yelled twice at the bottom of the cottage, but seeing that there was no movement from above, he immediately went back and asked Zheng Dian, "Principal, the other party is not coming out."
Zheng Xing sat on the big tiger-skin chair, and said calmly: "Master leads the door, and the cultivation is up to the individual. Think carefully about your own advantages?"
"My advantage?" Hua An thought for a while, then his eyes lit up: "The student understands!"
This time Hua'an went again, it was different immediately!
Holding up his big sword, he shouted at the top of the cottage: "Listen, people above the cottage, you cowardly fellows don't even dare to show your face. You really deserve to do some stealthy things! Stealing!" They bought someone else’s cottage, and called it Shushan Mountain, but in my opinion, it’s proper to call it Chongshan Mountain!”
Everyone in the cottage was furious again!
Rage value +20!
Hua An continued to scold: "You lemon heads, mouse eyes, hooked noses, splayed eyebrows, protruding ears, big mouths, old Qiang teeth, wick necks, high and low shoulders, long and short hands, chicken breasts, dog belly, rice bucket waist, I If it were you, I would have committed suicide a long time ago!"
Everyone above the cottage: "!!!"
Rage value +50!
Zhang Sheng shouted: "Stinky boy, are you impatient?! If you dare to take a step forward, Grandpa will poke more than a dozen holes in you!"
Hua An immediately jumped forward: "How is it that I'm here? Hey, I'm in!" Then he jumped out again: "Hey, I jumped out again, and stood back again, beat me, idiot."
Everyone above the cottage: "!!!"
Rage value +100!
"Brother!" Chief Guan squinted his eyes, stroked his long beard, and said, "This man's arrogance is too arrogant! In the eyes of a certain person, these people are all peddlers! Why don't I go on here and decide?" You can bring his head back!!"
"This..." Liu Tian hesitated.
At this time, a side general said: "My lord, how can you kill a chicken with a sledgehammer? A certain person is willing to fight, and he will bring his head back!"
The person who spoke was named Niu Jun, who was born as a hero, and his force value was quite good in the cottage.
It is no exaggeration to say that under Liu, Guan and Zhang, he ranks first.
Liu Tian looked at Hua An, who was dancing happily below, and nodded immediately: "Alright! General Niu, I wish you a great victory!"
"Order!"
Soon, the gate of the village opened wide.
Niu Jun rode a group of black-maned horses and walked out of the gate of the village with a machete in his hand.
Liu Tian said: "Beat the drums to help!"
dong dong dong-
Drums sounded.
Niu Jun held the machete and looked at Hua An who was standing in front of him.
The person in front of him is a scholar.
Yes, scholar.
Who would have thought that the first opponent he faced would be a scholar? !
Especially this guy's mouth is so cheap!
"Watch me teach you a lesson!"
The black-maned horse under its crotch began to accelerate slowly.
The distance between the two sides is only about twenty steps.
The soldiers on the wall began to beat the drums frantically: "Kill!"
The distance of twenty steps was leaped over.
The machete in his hand took a cold blade and slashed straight at Hua An.
He used [-]% of his strength for this knife.
result……
He miscalculated.
He actually miscalculated!
Who the hell would have thought that the scholar in front of him would also be able to comprehend the aura of heaven and earth!
From the bottom up with the big sword in your hand, you can hear a loud "dang"!
Niu Jun was directly shaken off his horse!
The black-maned horse even staggered and fell down on the spot!
Even the machete in his hand was cut in two by this blow!
As soon as Niu Jun fell to the ground, he felt a slap, and a big sword was pressed directly on his neck, and the word "benevolence" on the big sword shook his eyes!
Suddenly someone rushed forward and tied up Niu Jun!
The entire cottage is completely silent!
what's the situation?
Niu Jun, who was only a step behind the two generals in courage, was defeated by a random scholar from the other side? !
Then everyone looked at the dozen or so remaining scholars in the opponent's camp who were carrying the same huge sword.
With a "gurgle", Liu Tian swallowed hard.
seriously? !
Are you dreaming?
Morale -20!
"Brother Hua'an! How do you feel?!"
All the scholars immediately gathered around to inquire.
Hua An's side caught a general and came back after a face-to-face meeting. He looked at his hands and cried unconsciously!
"I... I have found the true meaning of life!" Hua An laughed while crying, "I finally understand why a gentleman has six arts! Master is right, when the truth doesn't make sense, talk about physics! There is always a kind of The method can make the other party obey! In the past, I could only run away when encountering this kind of thing. But today... I actually succeeded! Did you see it? I captured their generals!"
As he spoke, he knelt down towards the east, and said loudly, "Father! Have you seen it! One day, my son will finally be able to reason with others!"
Everyone: "..."
This really makes sense!
A group of people congratulated, and then Hua An began to teach everyone the experience of arresting people: "Everyone remembers! Master is right, there are only three steps to reason with the enemy! The first step is to use your strengths Long, get the enemy out! The second step is to divide the enemy into two! The third step is to reason and succeed!"
Everyone suddenly realized: "So it is!"
At this time, Li Pan, who was as thin as a bamboo pole, shook the sword of benevolence and righteousness in his hand, walked forward with his head held high, and said, "It's my turn! See how I can get them down!"
All the students encouraged him one after another: "Yes! Brother Li Pan, you can do it!"
Soon, Li Pan stood in front of the cottage.
At this time, Liu Tian looked at Li Pan on the top of the cottage, and was really hesitant.
Just now Niu Jun was beaten off his horse with one blow and was arrested, Liu Tian didn't know what to say to comfort everyone.
How to comfort?
As a result, the last one just went back, and another one jumped out!
All eyes were on Li Pan, waiting to see how he would persuade the enemy to come down.
Then, people saw that Li Pan suddenly smiled and took out a golden abacus from his body with a snap!
(End of this chapter)
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