Ultimate soldier king mixed city

After the light came on, Wei Yunuo turned around directly to avoid Zhang Xiaofeng seeing her, covered her face and squirmed helplessly, while trying to take a deep breath to calm the violent ups and downs in her chest.

But even so, it still made Zhang Xiaofeng, who had already been triggered into a wolf, see the astonishing undulating mountains full of extreme temptation at the moment when the lights came on, and his breathing was so rapid at this moment that he couldn't control himself. A certain part was like an angry dragon, becoming more ferocious, if not for the presence of a little girl, Hao Meng, Zhang Xiaofeng really didn't know if he would have made that step.

His eyes widened, his chest was short of breath and he was panting heavily, but when he saw Hao Meng hiding his face and being shy, Zhang Xiaofeng still couldn't help but feel a burst of fire on his face, then turned around, opened his legs slightly, and squeezed again, finally it was Clamping the angry dragon tightly to prevent it from roaring ferociously again, he took a big breath in his chest, tried his best to forget the scene just now, and tried his best to calm down the pain in his lower body. fiery.

The embarrassing atmosphere slowly subsided after a long time, Zhang Xiaofeng coughed dryly in embarrassment, "Well, should we have dinner?"

The food was delivered quickly, but the three of them ordered a lot of dishes, and the dishes were all extremely exquisite. As for the taste, needless to say, it was completely different from what Zhang Xiaofeng said before. A few grains of monosodium glutamate, at least he knew that what he said before was intentionally hurtful, but now that the dishes were in his mouth, they were really delicious.

After dinner, the three of them ate and ate with their stomachs open. The embarrassing atmosphere just now has been diluted a lot, and the embarrassment on Wei Yunuo's face has also faded away. The three of them talked from time to time, just casually. The small talk seemed to be very enjoyable. For those who don't know, adding this pair of young people with such a cute little loli, the truth is that there is a family of three.

Halfway through the meal, Hao Meng felt very bored, so she proposed to tell a joke, "Why don't you tell me, Brother Xiaofeng first?"

"Me?" Zhang Xiaofeng was very helpless and surprised, how could he tell any jokes, "No, no, I don't know how to tell jokes."

"Brother Xiaofeng, you can't play tricks. Even if you don't know it again, you still have to say it. You have to say it. You have to say it right away. It will be our turn after you finish speaking. Otherwise, you will be punished." Hao Meng said domineeringly for a while, making Wei Wei Yu Nuo laughed lightly when he heard that, and glanced at Hao Meng with a hint of a smile in his eyes, and then looked at Zhang Xiaofeng, that serious look seemed to be full of encouragement?

Zhang Xiaofeng sighed, "I really don't know how to do it, you should tell me what kind of punishment I will accept."

"Really?" A cunning flashed in Hao Meng's eyes. Seeing Zhang Xiaofeng's face full of success, and seeing Zhang Xiaofeng frowning slightly, she nodded helplessly. She coughed lightly and continued to speak: "Since you want to be punished so much, I'll tell you with difficulty. It's actually very simple. You just need to find a telegraph pole with some small advertisements for this disease and that disease on it, and put the pole on it. Hold tight, shout three times, my illness is finally cured!"

As soon as these words came out, Zhang Xiaofeng was stunned, and Wei Yunuo was also stunned, but the next moment, Wei Yunuo burst into laughter. The lack of maturity is definitely pleasing to the eye, but Zhang Xiaofeng can't laugh at all, and looks at Hao Meng with an innocent wry smile.

"Okay, I'll tell you, I'll tell you now!" Zhang Xiaofeng gritted his teeth and decided that he must not accept that kind of punishment, while Hao Meng clapped his hands happily.

"Okay, okay, brother Xiaofeng is finally going to tell a joke."

Zhang Xiaofeng thought hard for a long time, and then suddenly he had a flash of inspiration, thinking of a very classic and meaningful joke he saw one day, so he pretended to clear his throat, and said: "One day a fairy came down to the mortal world, saying that He turned into a sinful person in the world of mortals, so he went to the red light district. As soon as he entered the door, his mother ran out with a twist, ouch, sir, I see you are a good-looking talent, let me tell you, we are here The girl's price may be a bit expensive, but the quality is top-notch, you see...

The fairy smiled slightly, and spit out four words, do you know those four words? "

Zhang Xiaofeng looked at the two pretending to be mysterious. Both Hao Meng and Wei Yunuo fell into deep thought, but after thinking for a long time, neither of them came up with an answer. Luckily, Hao Meng didn't think of the connotation of this little story at all, and Wei Yunuo vaguely guessed something, but when she looked at Zhang Xiaofeng with a slight frown, there was a trace of weirdness in her eyes, but she couldn't resist the answer after all, so she opened her mouth first.

"Which four words are they?" Wei Yunuo still couldn't help asking, Hao Meng stretched her neck and looked at Zhang Xiaofeng curiously, with a look of impatience on her face.

Zhang Xiaofeng was suddenly a little embarrassed to say it at this time, looked at the two, scratched his head and said, "Well, do you really want to know?"

"Of course, brother Xiaofeng, aren't you talking nonsense!" Hao Meng couldn't help but rolled her eyes, thinking that this was not intentional to whet people's appetites, really!

Seeing Wei Yunuo also looked at him with dissatisfaction in his eyes, he didn't care about embarrassment or not, and wanted to fight it out, but he didn't think that he was quite thick-skinned, "Ahem, okay , since you want to know so much, I will reluctantly tell you, come over a little bit, so I can talk about it.”

Seeing Zhang Xiaofeng pretending to be mysterious, the two of them were curious, so they didn't care about anything else, and just followed what Zhang Xiaofeng said, and after approaching, they all moved their heads towards him, and then looked at him suspiciously, "It doesn't matter. "

When Zhang Xiaofeng uttered these four words very slowly and clearly, the two women were taken aback at the same time. Then, after Wei Yunuo connected these four words with the previous story, his face turned red It was clear, but Hao Meng became even more puzzled.

Wei Yunuo spat lightly, gave Zhang Xiaofeng a big roll of his eyes, and then sat back in his seat, while Hao Meng entangled Zhang Xiaofeng, "Brother Xiaofeng, what's so special about this? Isn’t the story unfinished? Why don’t I find it funny? What does this mean?”

Startled, Zhang Xiaofeng blurted out, "How do you know?"

Listening to Hao Meng's question, Wei Yunuo didn't know what to say, the blushing on her face already made her look like she was dyed.