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Chapter 12 Painting St. Yekes
Ye Ke, known as the Picasso of the 21st century, is one of the representative painters after Zhang Daqian. His masterpieces include: [Chicken Eating Rice], [Rampant Curator Jin] and so on.
The tip of the Langhao pen dipped in ink rested between Zhu You's beautiful eyebrows at this moment. Ye Ke thought for a long time, planning to touch up this handsome guy's face a few strokes, so that he could completely glamorize the country.

"Hey, write a bastard, draw another bastard, I am really the reincarnation of a painting saint, and Wu Daozi has to admire me."

Ye Ke, who was about to do something, looked back guiltily, and when he turned around again, he happened to meet Zhu You's star-like eyes staring at himself and the writing brush in his hand.

"Sister-in-law, what are you doing?"

Looking at Zhu You's half-smile face, Ye Ke pulled an awkward but polite smile and said, "Then what. I saw that the adults' eyebrows have faded a bit, and I want to draw your eyebrows!"

"Why?"

"Emm..." Ye Ke rolled his eyes, and said in a hurry: "My lord, you are the first criminal officer in the Criminal Division. If your eyebrows are too light, don't you lose a lot of majesty? Think about it, when Baogong was alive, he had thick eyebrows." Big eyes, black mouth and black face, then you will not be angry and arrogant!"

Zhu You supported the bed with his hands, looked at Ye Ke's eyes with great interest, and said, "Oh? That Kunlun slave not only has a black face, but even his whole body is black, isn't it more majestic? My sister-in-law wants to make my face as well. Smudged black?"

Ye Ke thought for a long time before he understood what Kunlun Slave meant. He scratched his head and asked as it should, "Have you seen it, my lord?"

Originally thought that Ye Ke would talk nonsense, but Zhu You was taken aback by her sudden question, nodded and said, "I saw it when I paid tribute in Fanbang."

"Aren't they all wearing clothes?"

"Of course I did!"

"Then how do you know that their whole bodies are pitch-black?" Ye Ke pretended to think, and then suddenly realized: "Oh~ I see, you still have this hobby, my lord? You are too sinful!"

Zhu You gritted his teeth, closed his eyes tightly, took a deep breath, and completely lost the will to argue with Ye Ke.

Hmph, Xiao Mian, play with me?Sister, I will play you to death!Ye Ke stood up like a victorious rooster, glared at Zhu You with his nostrils and said, "I have your handle in my hands now, let me tell you, treat me with good food and drink, I will keep this secret ,otherwise"

"Otherwise what?"

"Otherwise, I'll compile your secret into a novel and find two storytellers under the flyover, so that everyone in the capital will know about your miserable past! I've already thought of the title of the novel, and it's called: [Secret History of Tiding]~, The venue must be full, I can get rich by collecting tea money, hehe."

Zhu You got up silently, and took out a shining long sword from nowhere. The blade of the sword gleamed coldly against the moonlight, and Zhu You also exuded a dangerous killing intent.

Hunting time! ! ! ! ! !
"Don't, don't, don't! My lord, I'm joking, I'm joking." Ye Ke hugged his head and huddled beside the pillar and said, "I was wrong, I was wrong, my lord doesn't remember the faults of villains, the prime minister is very supportive." The boat, the moon sets and the sky is full of frost, the husband and wife return home~!"

Even if he is skilled, he will be afraid of kitchen knives, so Ye Ke is scared.

Zhu You sighed, turned his hand over, and the long sword suddenly disappeared, "Okay, sister-in-law, stop messing around, it should be Xu time now, and we should go to guard the spirit in a while."

According to the customs of the Daxuan Dynasty, from the death of the deceased to the burial, relatives need to be guarded in the mourning hall every night, because they are worried that no one will greet him when his soul returns. Aunt Zhu Guizhi and third sister Zhu Qiao Tomorrow is the time for their burial, and tonight, Zhu You's younger brother and Ye Ke, his wife who just passed through the family, should keep watch.

No, as soon as the words were finished, Xiaomei came in from the courtyard and told them that the old lady was looking for them to go to the mourning hall.

Zhu You hurriedly took Ye Ke to the mourning hall, but he seemed to be gone, but Zhu You found that Ye Ke had disappeared, so he had to go alone. At this moment, the old lady Qin was sitting on a chair in the mourning hall, and the rest It's all here, the third sister Zhu Qiao is slowly burning paper money in front of the brazier, and on another chair, Princess Qingyang in palace attire is looking at Zhu You indifferently.

"Huh? Why are you alone? What about the evil?" Mrs. Qin said coldly when she saw Zhu You coming alone.

At this time, Ye Ke suddenly ran out from behind Zhu You in a hurry, stood beside him, panting heavily.

"Huh! Now that you have passed the salute, you are a member of our government, and you must abide by the rules of our government. The person in this mourning hall is your husband. It is your duty to keep watch tonight, but you are so late. No family law?" Old Madam Qin lightly tapped his cane and shouted sharply.

Ye Ke rolled his eyes and said, "You think I want to stay here? My aunt will move out tomorrow, it's rare."

"What did you say!?" Aunt Zhu Guizhi's complexion changed, "You wild girl, are you not paying attention to the government of our country?"

Everything was good in ancient times, but there were a lot of dogs who took advantage of their status to bite. Just as Ye Ke was about to sacrifice a dog-beating stick, he heard Zhu You say: "Grandma, it seems that today, you all forget what I said gone?"

"Forget it, I shouldn't come back to this Duke's mansion either, sister-in-law, follow me to the Criminal Division, I'll arrange a place for you."

After Zhu You finished speaking, he was about to turn around and leave, but the old lady Qin panicked, and hurriedly said: "Okay, Ah Yu, don't be impulsive, don't be impulsive."

Everyone understands that now there is only one man, Zhu You, in the Duke's mansion, and he will be the next Duke of the country. If he leaves, the mansion of the Duke of Guo will really be over.

At this time, Princess Qingyang, who had been watching the drama for a long time, suddenly said, "Stop arguing, tomorrow is the day of the burial, since Ye Ke has already performed the grand ceremony, then you will guard the spirit tonight, this is what you should do." responsibility."

Ye Ke didn't care. For Zhu You's sake, she just kept it that night. Anyway, she was also a champion of staying up late.

Zhu You said: "Tonight, I will watch the spirit with my sister-in-law."

The corner of Princess Qingyang's mouth twitched into a sneer and said: "I'm afraid you don't just want to keep the spirit? My good son."

"You don't need to worry about the Princess." Zhu You said in a cold tone without looking at her at all.

Princess Qingyang looked at Old Madam Qin and said, "Old Madam, according to the rules, your wife should keep watch on the last night, but now your grandson insists on keeping watch together, don't you care?"

Before the old lady Qin could speak, Zhu You first said, "I heard the news of my brother's death, and I rushed all the way back. I didn't have a chance to guard my brother's spirit. On this last night, let me show my brotherly love. Some people, even when their own son died, never came back to ask, so it’s funny that I’m the last one to fall.”

"you!"

The old lady Qin said: "Okay! Let's do as Ayou said. The night is getting darker and the dew is getting darker. Let's all go back."

(End of this chapter)