Xuanmen Xiaojiaojiao acts like a good boy during the day and is forbidden to tease at night!
Chapter 96 Normal Operation
Chapter 96 Normal Operation
"What does Master Jiu mean by letting a woman play?"
"Why is Ninth Master like this..."
"Even if Teacher Qingkuang is a martial arts student, Master Jiu can't let girls run 100 meters on the shiatsu board, right? Master Jiu can't let go of the burden of being an idol?"
"Looking at his suit and leather shoes, you can tell that he can't play this kind of civilian game. Fortunately, I didn't play with him."
Dou Lianyao turned to look at those who were biting their tongues, and said calmly: "What's wrong with the girls? This kind of small game is not dangerous, I just like to play games, Mr. Yao respects me and let me play, you guys I can’t even think about it.”
Everyone: "..."
Amid boos, the first set of matches began.
Dou Lianyao took off her shoes and socks, waited for the whistle to sound, tried her best to restrain the urge to teleport, ran to the iron frame, covered her eyes with an eyepatch as fast as she could, and then gnawed on a donut with her head tilted.
In less than 2 minutes, the game is over.
Among them, she ran 100 meters within 10 seconds. She was afraid of surpassing the world champion, so she didn't dare to run too fast. After all, using magic is equivalent to cheating.
The remaining 70 seconds were all spent on eating donuts. This was the fastest time in her history to finish a donut. She almost devoured it and couldn't taste it.
When she took off the blindfold, the male contestants in the same group were still complaining on the 100-meter shiatsu board, unable to run at all, and walking slowly step by step.
The cameraman, who was still suspicious of Dou Lianyao just now, was stunned, he could no longer look at Dou Lianyao with the eyes of a normal person, but looked at her like a monster.
So she wasn't bragging just now!
On the other side, the whole group was stunned, looking at Dou Lianyao as if they were monsters.
"As expected of someone who learns martial arts, that's awesome!"
"Mr. Qingkuang, is this cheating? Otherwise, how could she be so fast?"
"It's a pity that no one timed it just now, otherwise, I suspect that she broke the 100-meter record."
"It's no wonder Master Jiu didn't play. If he did, he would still be walking slowly on the shiatsu board."
Listening to these people's praise, Yao Yuchu didn't show any emotional changes on his face until the director asked, "Master Jiu, what do you think of Teacher Qingkuang's performance?"
Yao Yuchu looked calm and said: "Normal operation."
director:"……"
Everyone: "..."
Yao Yuchu didn't say anything else, took a bottle of mineral water, walked up to Dou Lianyao, and handed her the water.
Dou Lianyao took the mineral water and looked at another male guest who was still blindfolded and struggling to find donuts with his mouth. She said very modestly: "I should run slower, I forgot to run 100 minutes on the shiatsu board." Mi, it took me ten seconds to control the speed, and it should take more than ten seconds to be reasonable, otherwise it will appear that I am cheating."
Yao Yuchu said: "Although this is a recording, but there is a camera to prove it, you didn't turn it on, you are so good."
Dou Lianyao was itchy and a little distressed by his praise, so he changed the subject: "What dish shall we choose later?"
Yao Yuchu looked at the vegetable supermarket temporarily built by the program group in front of him with interest, and asked, "What do you want to eat?"
Dou Lianyao said frankly: "I have no sense of taste, so you just pick what you like, I can't taste the taste, and there is nothing I want to eat."
Yao Yuchu's heart trembled violently, and he couldn't help kissing her on the forehead, and then asked in her ear, "Have you seen a doctor? Can't you recover?"
Dou Lianyao shook her head: "I will never get better in this life."
Yao Yuchu said nothing more.
Another group of male guests took 5 minutes to finish a donut.
When it came to the second group of competitions, the director ordered a group of celebrity guests, as well as Jin Mocheng's group.
Feng Ruoruo decided that it was impossible to run the 100-meter shiatsu board, so he had to let Jin Mocheng go, and another group of celebrity guests also sent a male guest to go.
Dou Lianyao waved at Jin Mocheng, who was 100 meters away, and said loudly, "Jin Shao, come on!"
Jin Mocheng nodded to her from afar, as a response.
When the whistle sounded, Jin Mocheng reluctantly stepped on the acupressure board and didn't start running. In fact, he couldn't run either. His physique was very weak since he was a child, and now he survived only because of Dou Lianyao's life-linking bracelet hanging tone.
Seeing the man gritted his teeth and persevered, Dou Lianyao couldn't bear it, turned his head to Yao Yuchu and said, "There should be medicine in the program group, you can find some trauma medicine, I think Jin Shao's princess's physique, go After finishing 100 meters, I will definitely fail."
Yao Yuchu's face was a little displeased: "Do you care about him?"
Dou Lianyao said: "Do you think I look heartbroken?"
Of course not.
Dou Lianyao also knew why he was unhappy, and said again: "I have already betrayed all relatives, and it is really not easy to make friends. Just treat Jin Shao as your friend."
Only then did Yao Yuchu nod his head: "Okay, I'll go find the medicine."
In fact, what he didn't know was that Jin Mocheng was wearing her life-linking bracelet, which meant that all the pain he suffered that would shorten his life, referred to as "physical damage", would also be imposed on her.
If someone asked her whether she regretted wearing the same fate bracelet on Jin Mocheng, she would say no regrets.
No reason.
Jin Mocheng managed to get to the donuts, and it took him more than 1 minute. It took 3 minutes to eat the donuts, which was actually faster than another group of male guests who ran 100 meters on the shiatsu board for only 20 seconds. This game is over.
The match was finally over, Jin Mocheng sat slumped on the ground, looking at his red soles, pale with pain.
Yao Yuchu took an ointment to him and handed it over: "It's for you."
Jin Mocheng raised his head in surprise, and hesitantly took the ointment.
It is impossible for Yao Yuchu to give ointment to the same sex, she should have asked him to do so.
Jin Mocheng couldn't help looking at Dou Lianyao, but she wasn't looking at him, as if nothing happened.
Yao Yuchu said: "Wipe it."
Jin Mocheng smiled: "Thank you Jiu Ye."
When Yao Yuchu came back, he realized that Dou Lianyao's complexion was not very good, and he looked pale, so he immediately asked, "Are you unwell?"
Dou Lianyao shook her head, just moved the soles of her feet secretly, trying to get rid of the pain on the soles of the feet stimulated by the acupressure board, "No, I'm just a little hungry."
Yao Yuchu asked, "Didn't you have enough for breakfast?"
Dou Lianyao nodded with a dry smile: "I'm not full, so we have to order more food for the game later, so let's eat more at noon."
"En." Yao Yuchu nodded.
The next three sets of matches were also grinds, and an hour passed after all the matches.
The next recording venue was changed to an open-air swimming pool. Obviously, this round was a swimming competition, because one of the ten guests was a male guest who was a world swimming champion.
Looking at the sparkling water, Dou Lianyao said, "You can do it this time." She didn't want to wear a swimsuit in front of so many people, even though her swimming skills were not bad.
In case the world swimming champion is defeated, it will be unclear.
Yao Yuchu only thought that he could not let his woman wear a swimsuit for others to see, so he agreed naturally: "Okay."
(End of this chapter)
"What does Master Jiu mean by letting a woman play?"
"Why is Ninth Master like this..."
"Even if Teacher Qingkuang is a martial arts student, Master Jiu can't let girls run 100 meters on the shiatsu board, right? Master Jiu can't let go of the burden of being an idol?"
"Looking at his suit and leather shoes, you can tell that he can't play this kind of civilian game. Fortunately, I didn't play with him."
Dou Lianyao turned to look at those who were biting their tongues, and said calmly: "What's wrong with the girls? This kind of small game is not dangerous, I just like to play games, Mr. Yao respects me and let me play, you guys I can’t even think about it.”
Everyone: "..."
Amid boos, the first set of matches began.
Dou Lianyao took off her shoes and socks, waited for the whistle to sound, tried her best to restrain the urge to teleport, ran to the iron frame, covered her eyes with an eyepatch as fast as she could, and then gnawed on a donut with her head tilted.
In less than 2 minutes, the game is over.
Among them, she ran 100 meters within 10 seconds. She was afraid of surpassing the world champion, so she didn't dare to run too fast. After all, using magic is equivalent to cheating.
The remaining 70 seconds were all spent on eating donuts. This was the fastest time in her history to finish a donut. She almost devoured it and couldn't taste it.
When she took off the blindfold, the male contestants in the same group were still complaining on the 100-meter shiatsu board, unable to run at all, and walking slowly step by step.
The cameraman, who was still suspicious of Dou Lianyao just now, was stunned, he could no longer look at Dou Lianyao with the eyes of a normal person, but looked at her like a monster.
So she wasn't bragging just now!
On the other side, the whole group was stunned, looking at Dou Lianyao as if they were monsters.
"As expected of someone who learns martial arts, that's awesome!"
"Mr. Qingkuang, is this cheating? Otherwise, how could she be so fast?"
"It's a pity that no one timed it just now, otherwise, I suspect that she broke the 100-meter record."
"It's no wonder Master Jiu didn't play. If he did, he would still be walking slowly on the shiatsu board."
Listening to these people's praise, Yao Yuchu didn't show any emotional changes on his face until the director asked, "Master Jiu, what do you think of Teacher Qingkuang's performance?"
Yao Yuchu looked calm and said: "Normal operation."
director:"……"
Everyone: "..."
Yao Yuchu didn't say anything else, took a bottle of mineral water, walked up to Dou Lianyao, and handed her the water.
Dou Lianyao took the mineral water and looked at another male guest who was still blindfolded and struggling to find donuts with his mouth. She said very modestly: "I should run slower, I forgot to run 100 minutes on the shiatsu board." Mi, it took me ten seconds to control the speed, and it should take more than ten seconds to be reasonable, otherwise it will appear that I am cheating."
Yao Yuchu said: "Although this is a recording, but there is a camera to prove it, you didn't turn it on, you are so good."
Dou Lianyao was itchy and a little distressed by his praise, so he changed the subject: "What dish shall we choose later?"
Yao Yuchu looked at the vegetable supermarket temporarily built by the program group in front of him with interest, and asked, "What do you want to eat?"
Dou Lianyao said frankly: "I have no sense of taste, so you just pick what you like, I can't taste the taste, and there is nothing I want to eat."
Yao Yuchu's heart trembled violently, and he couldn't help kissing her on the forehead, and then asked in her ear, "Have you seen a doctor? Can't you recover?"
Dou Lianyao shook her head: "I will never get better in this life."
Yao Yuchu said nothing more.
Another group of male guests took 5 minutes to finish a donut.
When it came to the second group of competitions, the director ordered a group of celebrity guests, as well as Jin Mocheng's group.
Feng Ruoruo decided that it was impossible to run the 100-meter shiatsu board, so he had to let Jin Mocheng go, and another group of celebrity guests also sent a male guest to go.
Dou Lianyao waved at Jin Mocheng, who was 100 meters away, and said loudly, "Jin Shao, come on!"
Jin Mocheng nodded to her from afar, as a response.
When the whistle sounded, Jin Mocheng reluctantly stepped on the acupressure board and didn't start running. In fact, he couldn't run either. His physique was very weak since he was a child, and now he survived only because of Dou Lianyao's life-linking bracelet hanging tone.
Seeing the man gritted his teeth and persevered, Dou Lianyao couldn't bear it, turned his head to Yao Yuchu and said, "There should be medicine in the program group, you can find some trauma medicine, I think Jin Shao's princess's physique, go After finishing 100 meters, I will definitely fail."
Yao Yuchu's face was a little displeased: "Do you care about him?"
Dou Lianyao said: "Do you think I look heartbroken?"
Of course not.
Dou Lianyao also knew why he was unhappy, and said again: "I have already betrayed all relatives, and it is really not easy to make friends. Just treat Jin Shao as your friend."
Only then did Yao Yuchu nod his head: "Okay, I'll go find the medicine."
In fact, what he didn't know was that Jin Mocheng was wearing her life-linking bracelet, which meant that all the pain he suffered that would shorten his life, referred to as "physical damage", would also be imposed on her.
If someone asked her whether she regretted wearing the same fate bracelet on Jin Mocheng, she would say no regrets.
No reason.
Jin Mocheng managed to get to the donuts, and it took him more than 1 minute. It took 3 minutes to eat the donuts, which was actually faster than another group of male guests who ran 100 meters on the shiatsu board for only 20 seconds. This game is over.
The match was finally over, Jin Mocheng sat slumped on the ground, looking at his red soles, pale with pain.
Yao Yuchu took an ointment to him and handed it over: "It's for you."
Jin Mocheng raised his head in surprise, and hesitantly took the ointment.
It is impossible for Yao Yuchu to give ointment to the same sex, she should have asked him to do so.
Jin Mocheng couldn't help looking at Dou Lianyao, but she wasn't looking at him, as if nothing happened.
Yao Yuchu said: "Wipe it."
Jin Mocheng smiled: "Thank you Jiu Ye."
When Yao Yuchu came back, he realized that Dou Lianyao's complexion was not very good, and he looked pale, so he immediately asked, "Are you unwell?"
Dou Lianyao shook her head, just moved the soles of her feet secretly, trying to get rid of the pain on the soles of the feet stimulated by the acupressure board, "No, I'm just a little hungry."
Yao Yuchu asked, "Didn't you have enough for breakfast?"
Dou Lianyao nodded with a dry smile: "I'm not full, so we have to order more food for the game later, so let's eat more at noon."
"En." Yao Yuchu nodded.
The next three sets of matches were also grinds, and an hour passed after all the matches.
The next recording venue was changed to an open-air swimming pool. Obviously, this round was a swimming competition, because one of the ten guests was a male guest who was a world swimming champion.
Looking at the sparkling water, Dou Lianyao said, "You can do it this time." She didn't want to wear a swimsuit in front of so many people, even though her swimming skills were not bad.
In case the world swimming champion is defeated, it will be unclear.
Yao Yuchu only thought that he could not let his woman wear a swimsuit for others to see, so he agreed naturally: "Okay."
(End of this chapter)
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