Silly mother's fierce wife is skillful in changing her face
Chapter 61 The head of the elm knot
Chapter 61 The head of the elm knot
Seeing Xing Rui supporting the old Wang's head to leave, Han Youquan finally lost his composure.
"Daughter-in-law, we have lost a lot this time."
"What do you know with your elm head, push the cart and go home."
The woman looked confident and smiled as she watched Xing Rui's leaving back.
"go home?"
Han has the right to be puzzled.
"If you don't go home, do you still want me to push this cart back? Hurry up, go back and unload this wild boar immediately.
After the meat is separated, you quickly send the wild boar to the house where the banquet is held. "
"Daughter-in-law, tell me quickly, if you don't tell me, I will be driven crazy by you."
A few men who were building a house kept looking over here,
The woman ordered Han Quanquan to push the car away, and then told him slowly.
"You say your head is an elm lump, but you are really an elm lump."
The woman scolded the man as soon as she opened her mouth,
"If you just sold the wild boar like this, we wouldn't be able to make any money, but it would be different if we killed it ourselves."
Han Youquan listened to the mother-in-law continue talking without understanding.
"I've seen that this pig can pick up at least [-] catties of pork. The price I gave the silly lady just now is based on the current price of pork, but there is one thing that you and the silly lady have ignored."
"Oh, is it?"
Han Youquan completely surrendered to his mother-in-law because of her cleverness and easy-to-use brain.
So he believes what women say the most.
"If it is placed in winter, it can be sold for twenty yuan a catty.
But it's spring now, and it's very rare to catch a wild boar at this time.
Besides, you forgot the person who needs to do something, how did he tell you? "
The woman looked at Han Quanquan with a smile.
"I'll help you buy pork, what's wrong?"
"That's right, that family is rich, and they told you that because they can trust you.
So, let's deal with this wild boar meat directly, and selling it for thirty-five catties is not too much, right?How about twenty-five Wen a catty for pork? "
"Thirty-five is not much, this is wild boar."
Han Quanquan nodded repeatedly.
"Ah……"
The woman chuckled and continued to settle accounts for Han Quanquan.
"If it's thirty-five Wen a catty, if you calculate it based on a hundred and fifty catties of meat, that's five thousand two hundred and fifty Wen.
This is just the money from the pork. I don’t need to say how much a piece of pigskin is, right? "
"what……"
Hearing what his mother-in-law said, Han Quan laughed.
"The pigskin is air-dried, and one piece can be sold for at least one or two taels."
Han Quanquan looked at the big guy in the car and said with a smile,
"It's as big as this one. If it's dealt with, it can be sold for two liang of silver, daughter-in-law, so wouldn't this make a quick profit of two liang of silver?"
"More than these."
The woman smiled lightly again.
"Don't forget that there are still those pigs in the water, deal with them, and you also send them to the person who handles the matter.
Wouldn't it be nice to add another dish of stir-fried smashed rice to them at the banquet? "
The woman flew towards Han Youquan, who scratched Han Youquan's little heart beating wildly.
"Ha, hahaha... Daughter-in-law is still easy to use with your brain, but I am just a lump of elm.
In this way, we can earn him a few hundred taels of silver, and we can earn him two or three taels of silver for a wild boar. This is not a bad deal. "
The woman looked at her man's bared mouth, glared fiercely, and cursed,
"Just now I heard you praise the stupid lady for her good head, and I regretted why I didn't marry her..."
"Daughter-in-law, I was wrong. I was talking nonsense. Just now I was teasing that fool. You don't know, silly lady, she is just a fool.
Not to mention your man, I still have a whole body of ability, even those old bachelors in the village, even the lame don't want her, I want her?I'm crazy I want her. "
This is the truth, and Han has the right to not lie.
"Besides, look at her appearance, is she still a woman?"
After listening to the man's explanation, the woman felt better.
What is a silly lady, if you say that your man will fall in love with her?She wouldn't believe it even if she was killed.
"There is one thing you said is right, this silly lady really doesn't seem to be stupid anymore, and that face really turned pale.
She has also lost a lot of weight recently. Although she is still not good-looking, she is much better-looking than before. "
"Daughter-in-law, idiot promised me that I will get you a bottle of the thing that can turn white even if you apply it on your face.
When the time comes, you will become useless, and no one in this village will look as good as you. "
"Hmph, am I not the whitest and prettiest one in the village?"
The woman raised her hand and stroked her face,
Yang poked his arrogant head and cast a glance at his man, and said very bluntly.
"Hmph, then you won't be secretly looking at that coquettish vixen Shui Lan behind my back, will you?"
"Daughter-in-law, you've wronged me, how can that shameless bastard Shui Lan compare with me, a powerful woman in Han Dynasty?
Even if she was carrying shoes for me, I would despise her for her coquettish aura that smothered me. "
"Okay, okay, don't I know you men? You have to look at what's in the pot while eating what's in the bowl, there isn't a single good thing..."
"Daughter-in-law, I only have eyes for you!..."
"Push the cart well, help me and ask some silly mothers frequently, when will that thing be made..."
The couple talked and laughed and went home, while Xing Rui helped Uncle Wang, whose waist was hurting more and more, to go home.
Helping Uncle Wang just arrived at the door of the house, and before he walked in, he heard waves of noise coming from the yard.
Xing Rui frowned suddenly when he heard the voice, and helped Uncle Wang walk in carefully.
In the yard, a woman stood in the yard with one hand on her waist and a basket in the other, cursing,
"Silly mother, that idiot, she stole our family's Chuanbei and wanted to sell the money for herself?
Pooh, this Chuanbei belongs to my family, I have to take it, take it out, give it to me, give it to me..."
"Chunhe daughter-in-law, that is something from the mountain, when did it belong to Dr. Zhao?
This is what my silly mother has worked so hard to memorize. You can't take it away. She still has three children to raise. "
"I bother……"
Zhao Chun and his daughter-in-law Shen Cuizhu spat fiercely in Aunt Wang's face, and Liang Sheng, who had been sitting silently on the wooden pier, slowly stood up.
She glanced coldly, and before he could speak, Shen Cuizhu became impatient, pointed at Liang Sheng's cheek and cursed,
"You wild man, what's the matter, do you still want to beat me? That shameless woman of yours stole something from my house, and you still want to kill me?"
At this time, Xing Rui helped Uncle Wang and walked in.
Then I heard Liang Sheng say coldly,
"Since this sister-in-law believes that Chuan Bei stole your house, you can go to the government to sue us.
My eldest son is still sick, and you startled him by yelling and yelling, so don't say we blackmail you? "
"you?"
"What are you?"
"Silly mother, you are back, what? What's the matter?"
Aunt Wang hurried over, seeing her old man walking back with Xing Rui's support, she hurried over.
"Uncle just slipped his waist accidentally, auntie, please help uncle into the room to lie down and rest for a while."
Xing Rui gave Uncle Wang to Aunt Wang, and then slowly came to Shen Cuizhu.
"What's the matter, do you still need me to invite you out?"
(End of this chapter)
Seeing Xing Rui supporting the old Wang's head to leave, Han Youquan finally lost his composure.
"Daughter-in-law, we have lost a lot this time."
"What do you know with your elm head, push the cart and go home."
The woman looked confident and smiled as she watched Xing Rui's leaving back.
"go home?"
Han has the right to be puzzled.
"If you don't go home, do you still want me to push this cart back? Hurry up, go back and unload this wild boar immediately.
After the meat is separated, you quickly send the wild boar to the house where the banquet is held. "
"Daughter-in-law, tell me quickly, if you don't tell me, I will be driven crazy by you."
A few men who were building a house kept looking over here,
The woman ordered Han Quanquan to push the car away, and then told him slowly.
"You say your head is an elm lump, but you are really an elm lump."
The woman scolded the man as soon as she opened her mouth,
"If you just sold the wild boar like this, we wouldn't be able to make any money, but it would be different if we killed it ourselves."
Han Youquan listened to the mother-in-law continue talking without understanding.
"I've seen that this pig can pick up at least [-] catties of pork. The price I gave the silly lady just now is based on the current price of pork, but there is one thing that you and the silly lady have ignored."
"Oh, is it?"
Han Youquan completely surrendered to his mother-in-law because of her cleverness and easy-to-use brain.
So he believes what women say the most.
"If it is placed in winter, it can be sold for twenty yuan a catty.
But it's spring now, and it's very rare to catch a wild boar at this time.
Besides, you forgot the person who needs to do something, how did he tell you? "
The woman looked at Han Quanquan with a smile.
"I'll help you buy pork, what's wrong?"
"That's right, that family is rich, and they told you that because they can trust you.
So, let's deal with this wild boar meat directly, and selling it for thirty-five catties is not too much, right?How about twenty-five Wen a catty for pork? "
"Thirty-five is not much, this is wild boar."
Han Quanquan nodded repeatedly.
"Ah……"
The woman chuckled and continued to settle accounts for Han Quanquan.
"If it's thirty-five Wen a catty, if you calculate it based on a hundred and fifty catties of meat, that's five thousand two hundred and fifty Wen.
This is just the money from the pork. I don’t need to say how much a piece of pigskin is, right? "
"what……"
Hearing what his mother-in-law said, Han Quan laughed.
"The pigskin is air-dried, and one piece can be sold for at least one or two taels."
Han Quanquan looked at the big guy in the car and said with a smile,
"It's as big as this one. If it's dealt with, it can be sold for two liang of silver, daughter-in-law, so wouldn't this make a quick profit of two liang of silver?"
"More than these."
The woman smiled lightly again.
"Don't forget that there are still those pigs in the water, deal with them, and you also send them to the person who handles the matter.
Wouldn't it be nice to add another dish of stir-fried smashed rice to them at the banquet? "
The woman flew towards Han Youquan, who scratched Han Youquan's little heart beating wildly.
"Ha, hahaha... Daughter-in-law is still easy to use with your brain, but I am just a lump of elm.
In this way, we can earn him a few hundred taels of silver, and we can earn him two or three taels of silver for a wild boar. This is not a bad deal. "
The woman looked at her man's bared mouth, glared fiercely, and cursed,
"Just now I heard you praise the stupid lady for her good head, and I regretted why I didn't marry her..."
"Daughter-in-law, I was wrong. I was talking nonsense. Just now I was teasing that fool. You don't know, silly lady, she is just a fool.
Not to mention your man, I still have a whole body of ability, even those old bachelors in the village, even the lame don't want her, I want her?I'm crazy I want her. "
This is the truth, and Han has the right to not lie.
"Besides, look at her appearance, is she still a woman?"
After listening to the man's explanation, the woman felt better.
What is a silly lady, if you say that your man will fall in love with her?She wouldn't believe it even if she was killed.
"There is one thing you said is right, this silly lady really doesn't seem to be stupid anymore, and that face really turned pale.
She has also lost a lot of weight recently. Although she is still not good-looking, she is much better-looking than before. "
"Daughter-in-law, idiot promised me that I will get you a bottle of the thing that can turn white even if you apply it on your face.
When the time comes, you will become useless, and no one in this village will look as good as you. "
"Hmph, am I not the whitest and prettiest one in the village?"
The woman raised her hand and stroked her face,
Yang poked his arrogant head and cast a glance at his man, and said very bluntly.
"Hmph, then you won't be secretly looking at that coquettish vixen Shui Lan behind my back, will you?"
"Daughter-in-law, you've wronged me, how can that shameless bastard Shui Lan compare with me, a powerful woman in Han Dynasty?
Even if she was carrying shoes for me, I would despise her for her coquettish aura that smothered me. "
"Okay, okay, don't I know you men? You have to look at what's in the pot while eating what's in the bowl, there isn't a single good thing..."
"Daughter-in-law, I only have eyes for you!..."
"Push the cart well, help me and ask some silly mothers frequently, when will that thing be made..."
The couple talked and laughed and went home, while Xing Rui helped Uncle Wang, whose waist was hurting more and more, to go home.
Helping Uncle Wang just arrived at the door of the house, and before he walked in, he heard waves of noise coming from the yard.
Xing Rui frowned suddenly when he heard the voice, and helped Uncle Wang walk in carefully.
In the yard, a woman stood in the yard with one hand on her waist and a basket in the other, cursing,
"Silly mother, that idiot, she stole our family's Chuanbei and wanted to sell the money for herself?
Pooh, this Chuanbei belongs to my family, I have to take it, take it out, give it to me, give it to me..."
"Chunhe daughter-in-law, that is something from the mountain, when did it belong to Dr. Zhao?
This is what my silly mother has worked so hard to memorize. You can't take it away. She still has three children to raise. "
"I bother……"
Zhao Chun and his daughter-in-law Shen Cuizhu spat fiercely in Aunt Wang's face, and Liang Sheng, who had been sitting silently on the wooden pier, slowly stood up.
She glanced coldly, and before he could speak, Shen Cuizhu became impatient, pointed at Liang Sheng's cheek and cursed,
"You wild man, what's the matter, do you still want to beat me? That shameless woman of yours stole something from my house, and you still want to kill me?"
At this time, Xing Rui helped Uncle Wang and walked in.
Then I heard Liang Sheng say coldly,
"Since this sister-in-law believes that Chuan Bei stole your house, you can go to the government to sue us.
My eldest son is still sick, and you startled him by yelling and yelling, so don't say we blackmail you? "
"you?"
"What are you?"
"Silly mother, you are back, what? What's the matter?"
Aunt Wang hurried over, seeing her old man walking back with Xing Rui's support, she hurried over.
"Uncle just slipped his waist accidentally, auntie, please help uncle into the room to lie down and rest for a while."
Xing Rui gave Uncle Wang to Aunt Wang, and then slowly came to Shen Cuizhu.
"What's the matter, do you still need me to invite you out?"
(End of this chapter)
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