Naruto I am a pirate

Chapter 34

Sitting under the tree at this time was sitting in the study, recalling the plot of the original book with a sad face.

He remembered that in the original book, it was Scorpion who killed the third Kazekage. The reason was that Konoha and Sand Hidden formed an alliance. Scorpion always wanted to take revenge on Shiroya and Konoha who killed his parents.

But the three generations of Kazekage have not allowed it, and then the so-called strongest Kazekage was killed by the young man Scorpio and made into a human puppet.

Afterwards, the news of Sandai Kazekage's disappearance was leaked, and Yunyin couldn't sit still anymore. Sandai Raikage said that you even lost your own shadows, so why can't the useless Sayin be defeated by himself?
So Yunyin brazenly sent out troops, and Shayin and Yunyin began a great battle across the north and south. The front line of the two sides fighting was extremely wide, and the front line was extremely long, causing extremely heavy casualties.

But in the end it was a pity that Yun Yin was still defeated. During this period, Sha Yin's Luo Sha successfully ascended to the fourth Kazekage position.

Then there are Yunyin and Yanyin. These two have feuds. Yanyin sees Yunyin's entire army dispatched, so he activates the skill of stealing the house. In the last three generations of Raikage, one enemy is ten thousand, and Yunyin succeeds in protecting the family.

Konoha also joined the war at this time. At the beginning, she had a fight with Yun Yin, and then inexplicably got into a fight with Yan Yin.

To be honest, under the tree, I really don't know why Konoha and Konoha are fighting, but the fact is that Yanyin just came up with it.

Finally, let’s talk about the little brother Wuyin, of course he is not reconciled, last time you brothers won the title of the strongest, Wuyin said, this time I also want the title of the strongest Mizukage, so I will be stubborn In the end, Ye was beaten to the ground by the real Kai Daddy.

The above is the main context of the Three Wars sorted out under the tree. Some students may wonder why there is no war between Konoha and Sand Yin here?
Shuxia said hehe, the original book of Ren is like this. In the third war, Konoha and Sand Yin did not fight at all, but it was an alliance. Otherwise, why do you think Xie would rebel against the village?
Then someone said, Yun Yin and Sand Yin are in the northernmost part of the ninja world, and the other is in the south-east part of the ninja world, separated by five or six countries. Is it normal for them to fight?

Shushita also said hehe, he guessed that Kishimoto was an idiot who didn't pay attention to the geographical location at all. Anyway, the original book was a fight between the two families, which led to the third war. It can only be said that Kishimoto was able to finish painting Hokage because he took advantage of the times.

If you don’t believe me, you can see Kishimoto’s various eating settings in the later period. You can use an analogy to know that the third generation was originally planned to be a kind grandfather, but in the end, various settings were added, and various eating settings made it impossible for the original three generations to stand up. I stopped, and even set up a Danzo to take the blame. From this, it can be seen that Kishimoto's writing skills are very poor.

The best proof is that no one reads his new manga at all. This is due to the support of a large number of loyal old fans. I guess Kishimoto doesn’t know what he drew in the end.

It's such a garbage author, you can expect him to draw something logical, so Kishimoto knows a hammer Hokage!Everything should proceed according to the actual situation.

(This is really not to blackmail him. I guess he didn’t have an outline at all when he drew Hokage. He drew wherever he thought of. The various settings are messy, and many characters are set up forcibly. The most controversial ones are Uchiha Itachi and the protagonist. Uzumaki Naruto, so Kishimoto is a lucky man who has occupied the era. He is more than a step behind Oda and Aoyama. Oda’s foreshadowing can be buried for ten years. Although Aoyama’s daily cases are flawed, but the main line is red and black. , that is really full of plot and enjoyable, so here we solemnly declare that Kishimoto is a little rubbish and does not accept rebuttals.)
Under the tree, many orders were issued one after another, and the huge Yunlai immediately took action. He began to collect information from various aspects, hoping to sort out some clues.

At the same time, he ordered Yunlai Commerce to start reducing the output of some commodities, and the huge Yunlai Commerce began to enter a war business model.

This move under the tree was done very secretly, and he didn't want to attract the attention of others, especially some small countries.

You must know that not only the five major countries participated in the three wars, but even some small countries were forced or voluntarily participated in the war.

The most famous is the Land of Rain in the original book. Danzo conspired with the leader of the Land of Rain, Salamander Hanzo, hoping that the two could form an alliance to reduce the pressure.

As an exchange of sincerity, Sanshoyu Hanzo proposed that Konoha must help the Land of Rain eradicate internal troubles, so the tragedy of the Nagato trio happened, and the third boss of the ninja world was born. This is really a sad story.

While he was busy with these things under the tree, the sound of "ding" made him startled.

The corner of Shuxia's mouth twitched uncontrollably, he didn't expect the system to suddenly come out to be a monster at this time, he clicked on the system task, and sure enough, a task lay there quietly.

Mandatory task: As a pirate, you can do something or not. Now your teacher is in danger, Senju Nawaki is very likely to die in battle, please save Senju Nawaki and Tsunade.

Task reward: Mumu Fruit (Note: If the fruit is eaten by ninja humans, the effect of the fruit will be determined according to the amount of Chakra.)
The eyes under the tree were fixed, is the system playing so big this time?Even the Mumu fruit came out.

However, Tsunade-sensei has been wandering in the ninja world, and her whereabouts are unknown. It stands to reason that with her strength, there is no danger at all that could threaten her, but now that the mission has been called to his face, he has to believe it.

He immediately got up and found Liuli, who was bullying Kakashi together with Xiaobai and Xiaobai.

Kakashi was forced to take off his mask under Ruri's lust, and Ruri was smearing cosmetics on Kakashi's face indiscriminately.

Xiaobai and Xiaobai next to him were listening to Liuli's command and brought various cosmetics.

The corner of Shuxia's mouth twitched, not knowing why Liuli was going crazy, he coughed deliberately, "Liuli, what are you doing?"

Liuli turned his head and glanced under the tree, then continued to paint on Kakashi's face with cosmetics, and said happily, "I'm helping Kakashi become a girl, but no matter how I paint, it doesn't feel good. Makes sense."

There were black lines all over his head under the tree, and he looked at Kakashi with a sympathetic face, he really wanted to save him, but sorry, there was nothing he could do as a teacher, and Liuli couldn't be offended as a teacher.

Shushita sighed, "Why do you suddenly want Kakashi to be a girl?"

"I discussed with Kushina to give Mrs. Sumao a surprise. Mrs. Sumao always said that she wanted a daughter. I made Kakashi into a girl and took it to the tea party. Do you think Mrs. Sumao will be happy? ?”

Under the tree, he glanced at Kakashi's outfit. That astonishing appearance might scare people when he sees it in the middle of the night.

Shuxia had to kindly remind him, "Liuli, do you think it is possible? As long as Kakashi wears a fake long hair and wears a beautiful little skirt, at his current age, it is estimated that without makeup, people will think it is girl."

Kakashi was shocked and unbelievable after hearing this, Master, is it really okay for you to deceive your apprentice like this?

However, Kakashi's resistance was doomed to fail, he obediently took the skirt and wig to dress up.

Taking advantage of this opportunity, Shuxia hurriedly said, "Liuli, use psychic skills to contact Tsunade-sensei."

Liuli asked suspiciously, "Is there something wrong?"

Shushita sighed, and he had an idea in his mind, "It might not be that we cheated Master Tsunade this time."

Liuli quickly took out a small bottle, which contained Liuli's blood, which she kept intentionally, so as not to have to bite her finger every time, which hurts a lot.

Accompanied by a puff of smoke, a cute black cat appeared in front of Liuli, and the little cat said, "Master Liuli, do you need my help?"

Liuli looked at the tree next to him, and the tree immediately understood, "I need to contact Tsunade-sensei immediately, and bring this to her at the same time, please."

As he said that, he took out a phone bug from under the tree, and put it on top of the kitty's head together with the instruction manual.

The little cat nodded after hearing this, and disappeared into a puff of smoke.

Liuli wiped the blood from her hands, "Okay, I guess there will be a result soon."

At this moment, a little white-haired loli was hiding behind the door tremblingly, Liuli immediately found 'her', and looked at the 'little girl' with bright eyes

Under the tree also noticed it, took a closer look, and thought what a guy!Is it true that Kakashi's female attire was so top-notch when she was young?
Liuli immediately yelled "Kawaii," while picking up the 'shy' white-haired little loli and ravaging her.

"I've decided! I'll take you to the tea party tomorrow. I believe many young ladies will like it."

Looking at Kakashi under the tree, he already thought of the way Kakashi was ravaged by a group of young ladies at the tea party, and he couldn't help thinking Kakashi, the pinnacle of your life is coming soon, enjoy it, for the teacher's meeting bless you.

Hatake. There is nothing to love. Kakashi "..."

That night, Tsunade received a letter from Tsunade under the tree. She was in the country of grass at this time, and she was killing all directions in the casino with Rope Tree and Shizune.

Uh... It should be said that the casino has killed all directions on her. After receiving the message from Shuxia, she didn't bother to gamble, and directly took the two of them to a high-end hotel and contacted Shuxia.

Under the tree, I received a call from Tsunade in the study, and there was a heroic voice, "You boy! Don't you know that I'm going to kill the Quartet soon? Really, disturb my gambling, what's the matter? Find I was looking for it so urgently."

After hearing this, under the tree couldn't help but a black line, you are killing the Quartet?How about cheating ghosts, have you no idea how much you have lost in the past two years?Fortunately, Shuxia had already prepared for it. He almost made all the well-known casinos in the Ninja world his own. Otherwise, it is estimated that his gold card would not be able to support Tsunade's random loss.

The tree coughed, decided not to talk to Tsunade, and said directly, "Teacher, I think you may be in danger. I will find you as soon as possible in the next two days."

Tsunade, who was in the country of grass, couldn't help frowning, "I don't think anyone here can put me in danger." This is not Tsunade's arrogance, but her strength.

After hearing this, Shushita sighed, "I guess this is still my reason." So he gave a general account of Su Mao's affairs, and told Tsunade that he and Sandai had broken up.

(End of this chapter)