I'm a god in the world

Chapter 2

"Hey, hey, are you still running away?" Feng Yan was still eating pancakes, but looking at the group of the scarred man who was still standing there, Feng Yan felt that his self-esteem had been hit.

I told them that I was a god, why didn't they run away, are mortals so brave now?Is this because ordinary people are drifting away now, or is it because I, Feng Yan, am not flirting enough.

Hearing Feng Yan's scolding, the man with the scar would also come to his senses, and run away screaming like a ghost.

"That's right!" Looking at this scene, Feng Yan felt a little better, and sauntered to Uncle Pancake and Shuyu, and said roguely

"Uncle, you see that although I ate your food, I also helped you so much. You must be embarrassed to ask me for money, right?"

The uncle looked at the unkempt young man in front of him, and said cautiously, "Little brother, you are welcome, a few pancakes, I will treat you."

"Then thank you very much. When I return to Heaven, I will definitely go to the God of Wealth to change your fortune." After Feng Yan finished speaking, he didn't stay any longer, and was about to leave humming a little tune, but he felt that he was being held back by something. , Looking back, Shuyu was holding his clothes tightly in his hands.

"Hey, little girl, I really don't have any money. Besides, your father promised me that I don't want any money. You can't go back on your word." Feng Yan looked into Shuyu's eyes, and immediately lost his face in tears.

"No, no, I'm not asking for money." Shuyu blushed when she heard Feng Yan's words, and stammered, "I am, I just want to ask what your name is."

When Feng Yan heard that he was not asking for money, he breathed a sigh of relief, patted his chest and said, "Hey, I was scared to death. I thought you were asking me for money. My name is Feng Yan."

"Then Feng Yan, where are you going?" Shuyu hurriedly asked.

"My seat, go to the forehead." Feng Yan's words came to his lips, but he didn't know what to say. He ran out secretly. He couldn't go back to the heaven. Now he is really homeless. If he can't, he has to find someone. The land of the mountain god has occupied his temple.

Seeing Feng Yan's embarrassing expression, Shuyu strengthened her mind, and then asked, "Where is your home?"

"My family? I don't have a family." Feng Yan said helplessly, compared to other gods, he really doesn't have a dojo.

"What about your relatives?"

"I don't seem to have any relatives either."

He was conceived by Dao, and he had no father and no mother. If there is anyone to count as his relatives, Pangu should be counted as one, after all, they both came out of the same egg.

"As expected, you must be an orphan and have serious mental problems. I'm so witty." Li Shuyu felt that she was so witty that she didn't want to.

"Huh?" Feng Yan felt like he was being trapped.

"Father, you look like a fool. You keep talking about heaven and gods. I guess your brain is not very good. Let's take him home." Seeing that Feng Yan didn't refute, Li Shuyu felt that he was extremely witty. So he said to his father.

"This is not very good." Uncle Pancake hesitated. It is not safe for another unknown person to go home for no reason. What if he is some kind of villain?
"Father, you see that he is not in good spirits, and he is homeless. I really want to throw him on this mountain. When it gets cold at night, I don't want to freeze this fool to death. He has helped us anyway. Do we have to repay him?" Ah. Oh, Dad!!" Li Shuyu said coquettishly, shaking her father's arm.

Looking at his daughter, Uncle Pancake was helpless, and said dotingly, "Okay, Daddy, can't you do it?"

After finishing speaking, he came to Feng Yan and said, "Brother, my name is Li Weiguo, and this is my daughter, named Li Shuyu, who lives in Lijia Village at the foot of the mountain. You see, you have no place to go, why don't you talk to me tonight?" The two of you will go home to deal with it overnight."

"Do you want money?" Feng Yan asked cautiously.

"Don't worry, little brother, I don't need money." Li Weiguo said with a simple smile.

"Then hurry up, I haven't had a solid night's sleep in hundreds of years." As soon as he heard that he didn't want money, Feng Yan regained his energy, and both eyes brightened.

Li Weiguo looked at the excited Feng Yan, and then at the girl beside him, knowing that this business would not be able to be done today, so he had to close the stall and take the two of them home.

Li Wei's country was not far away, and the three of them arrived at their destination within 15 minutes.It is a small village located on the edge of Dongyue. There are no roads around it, and even cars are rare.

Li Weiguo's home is a small one-story house with a yard, and there are many vegetables growing in the open space in the yard, which is emerald green.

Li Shuyu quickly tidied up a space for Feng Yan in the storage room, laid out the bedding, and let him rest. Feng Yan glanced at the room full of cobwebs, and didn't feel disgusted. He collapsed on the bed without taking off his shoes. .

Looking at the listless Feng Yan, Li Shuyu covered his mouth and smiled and said, "Take a rest first, and I'll call you when you have dinner."

After speaking, Li Shuyu turned around and left the room.Leaving Feng Yan staring at the ceiling alone, a sense of drowsiness also hit him, and he fell into a coma.

Then, Feng Yan's consciousness came to a strange space, surrounded by nothingness, Feng Yan looked around vigilantly, and thought to himself, "I am not asleep, how could someone bring my consciousness into a dream, who in the world can have such a dream?" A big deal."

According to Feng Yan's cultivation base, although it cannot be said that the world is invincible, but if you want to enter his dream, it is simply nonsense, absolutely no one has such strength.

"No matter who it is, you dare to pay the price because of me." As he spoke, he saw Feng Yan's hands forming seals, and a divine light radiated from behind him, and a terrifying energy bombarded this empty space , stirring up dust in the sky.

But when the gunpowder smoke dissipated, the scene of the broken space did not appear. Feng Yan's attack was like a stone falling into the water, only rippled a few times.

"This is impossible!!" Feng Yan exclaimed, even if his strength could tear apart the sky, how could he not be able to break through this dream space.

Just when Feng Yan was jumping in a hurry, there was a noisy laughter, and a ray of light shot out, illuminating the entire space, and several phantoms reappeared in mid-air, looking at Feng Yan like a monkey.

Looking at these phantoms, Feng Yan immediately understood that no one else could trap him except these old fellows.

"Aren't you old bastards idle, instead of waiting to die on your mountain, come here to trouble the young master, believe it or not, the young master burned your cave, cut off your incense, and stole your underpants. "Feng Yan was already jumping in anger.

Seeing Feng Yan jumping up and down like a little monkey, a woman with a snake tail on her lower body said, "Little Feng Yan, you said you are already old, can you stop being so childish, come on, sister hug."

Feng Yan glanced at the woman, and said cursingly, "Bah, bah, Nuwa, what are you pretending to be a good person, you old woman is the worst, don't think I don't know that it was you who proposed to block the young master in Hongjun The old man's Zixiao Palace."

"Oh, Feng Yan, everyone is doing it for your own good, you have to understand everyone's painstaking efforts." The man beside Nuwa said.

"Go to your Fuxi, you protect your own wife, right? If you don't talk about it, just say that you struck me with lightning yesterday, and we will never finish. Just wait, when you retreat next time, I will definitely A hundred and eighty killing arrays are set up outside your cave to guarantee that you will die as soon as you come out." Seeing Fuxi come out to help, Feng Yan became even more angry, because he was hacked down by this old thing yesterday.

A few ancient gods next to them also wanted to speak, but Feng Yan preempted them. He pointed to the noses of these ancient gods and said, "Hongjun, Nuwa, Fuxi, Haotian, Taiyi, Zhu Jiuyin, you have a plan!" One, wait for me, you'd better sleep with one eye open in the future."

"I just said that your ideas are not working. Let's work together to arrest this kid and lock him back to my Zixiao Palace. At worst, we will impose a few more restrictions so that he will not be able to escape for the rest of his life." Hong Jun Gently stroking his beard, said maliciously.

As soon as Hongjun's proposal was made, all the gods nodded, and each of them made a gesture to arrest Feng Yan.

"No, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no." Feng Yan immediately became cowardly when he saw this posture.It would be nonsense to say that they were just one of them wanting to catch him, but it would be nonsense if he could escape together if they did it together.

Seeing Feng Yan's obedient appearance, all sentient beings also looked at each other and smiled. After all, the ancient gods usually don't have much fun, the only fun is bullying Feng Yan.

"I said you great gods, what are you looking for me for? If you don't look for it, take me back, don't be so boring." Feng Yan felt like a joke, but he really dared not speak out.No way, can't beat them.

"Xiao Fengyan, do you want to play in the human world for a few more days?" Nu Wa looked at Feng Yan with livid face, and stopped teasing him, and asked solemnly.

As soon as Feng Yan heard the word play, he suddenly regained his energy, his head nodded like a chicken pecking rice, "Thinking, thinking, I can finally leave your hometown, right? I mean, I want to play here, but And I can't bear you people, it's so hard for me to choose."

Nuwa pretended not to hear Feng Yan's farts. After all, Feng Yan often farts, "You can stay in the world if you want to, but as the god of Kyushu, you also have the responsibility to protect Kyushu, so we have a task for you. you."

"Look, look, I knew it. You guys must be holding it back. There are no free pancakes in this world." Feng Yan's face collapsed all of a sudden. He had expected it a long time ago. They look sanctimonious, but in fact they are dark inside, and they are all good-for-nothing masters.

"Then you don't want to, then forget it, you guys, let's do it, take him back, and then discuss sending someone else to the mortal world." Nuwa looked at Feng Yan's reluctance, and turned to the rest of them. Once the ancient god greeted him, he was about to attack Feng Yan.

"Don't mind, don't mind, discuss and discuss, don't do it easily, there is nothing that can't be discussed." Feng Yan saw that they were going to do something again, and he became anxious all of a sudden.

"Then are you willing to carry out this task?" Nuwa asked with a forced smile.

"I'm willing, I'm willing. As long as my sister says something, I'll steal the panties of Demon Ancestor Luohu for you." Feng Yan hurriedly expressed his loyalty.

Listening to Feng Yan's nonsensical words, Nuwa spat lightly, "Okay, since you agreed to have some conditions, we have to clarify with you first."

(End of this chapter)