Reborn in the red years, I am farming in space

Chapter 261 Holding hands to give birth to a little monkey

Luo Xuan, Bu Yaoming and Du Zhong, the three of them just turned around the mountain depression.

Then I saw the monkey hiding on a tall yellow horned orchid tree, jumping up and down anxiously.

"Come down, can I still eat you?"

Standing under the tree, Bu Xiaoyu put his hips on his arms, and smiled coquettishly at the monkey on the tree, "You are a big man, do you dare to do it or not? Come down, this girl will have a clear talk with you today."

The monkey grabbed the branch and was about to speak.

However, seeing Bu Yaoming and others approaching from a distance, his legs were so frightened that his legs went limp!
"Sister Bu, ancestor Xiaoyu, just let me go, okay?"

The monkey begged bitterly, "I'm just a descendant of a small comprador, I live with my tail between my legs every day, and I never dare to provoke anyone.

Now we want to follow Luo Xuan and have a good meal.

In the future, if Luo Xuan sends me another wife, we will be content in this life. You are the precious daughter of the captain's family, and we are really not suitable. "

Monkey wanted to marry a wife, but he was almost dazzled by the thought.

Originally, according to his plan, he would honestly follow Luo Xuan to farm and hunt, and work hard for several years.

perhaps,

At that time, you can marry a woman with a big butt and a thick waist to be your wife.

As for whether she is pretty or not, and who owns it, that doesn't matter.
It's fine if it's a woman, as long as she can bear children.

Monkeys are not picky eaters.

With his composition, the monkey is not qualified to pick and choose.

But he never expected that this Bu Xiaoyu in front of him would catch him every day and chase him desperately!

Bu Xiaoyu is good, young and beautiful.

But precisely because the conditions of Bu Xiaoyu's family are so good, the ingredients are popular again.This is far beyond the monkey's expectations for his future daughter-in-law.

Just like the beggar who originally wanted to beg for a bowl of overnight food, now someone invites him to eat the braised goose just out of the pot
It is good to eat braised goose.

Unfortunately,
Next to him was a guy with a big wooden stick, staring at him covetously.
Therefore, Bu Xiaoyu's pursuit of the monkey did not bring him any surprises.

but frightened.

Bu Xiaoyu was standing under the tree at a low position, she didn't see Luo Xuan, Bu Yaoming and others had come over.

She giggled coquettishly and said, "Monkey, if you say it's inappropriate, isn't it?

But why do I feel that the two of us are suitable?

you come down!Can you still hide in a tree for a lifetime?Let me tell you, this girl doesn't dislike you, I'm going to marry you, and I'm going to have a baby monkey with you! "

Girls and old women in the deep mountains are generally bold, even unrestrained.

Bu Xiaoyu actually didn't understand the relationship between men and women.

But she dared to say anything if she couldn't stand it!
The cold wind was bitter, and Bu Xiaoyu's words earlier had already reached Bu Yaoming's ears.

His heart suddenly fell into a hole in the ice
"What?! Dare to act like a dead monkey? What did you do to my Xiaoyu?"

Bu Yaoming pulled Du Zhong away, "You take the burden, I will settle accounts with him!"

Saying that, Bu Yaoming put the burden on the ground.

He ran towards the yellow-horned orchid tree, and rushed over like a gust of wind!
Du Zhong, who was in a hurry, called out, "You let me carry the burden, at least let me put down the shoulder pole."

Bu Yaoming rushed under the tree,
He raised the pole in his hand, aimed at the monkey on the tree, and smashed it with all his might!

"Oh! Uncle Bu, don't hit me!"

The pole was like a javelin, it swished through the branches and went straight to the monkey.

He was so frightened that he quickly jumped from one branch to another.

The branches are dangling, the monkeys are teetering.

Bu Xiaoyu, who was under the tree in shock, quickly stretched out his hand and grabbed Bu Yaoming who was picking up stones on the ground, "Father, what are you doing? Are you going to beat him to death? Father, don't hit him, be careful that he falls, What if it is broken?"

"I'm going to smash him to death!"

Bu Yaoming gritted his teeth and said, "It's not impossible to bury people in the pile of rocks in this mountain! I'll get out of the way, and I'll smash him to death today!"

"Discipline, pay attention to discipline! Dad, you are a cadre, you can't mess around."

How dare Bu Xiaoyu let go?
Grabbing her father's arm desperately, he yelled towards the tree, "Are you a stupid monkey? As the third generation said, the small stick is accepted, the big stick is gone, why don't you run away, stupid monkey?"

When the monkey heard the words, he lowered his head to look at the terrain, and was about to run away!
Just at this time, San Shi and Du Juan walked towards here one after the other.

Bu Yaoming rushed forward with a stride, reaching out to grab the gun on Sanshi's shoulder!
This is a standard rifle!

If he was snatched by Bu Yaoming who was stunned, 10 monkeys would not be enough for him to practice targets.

The third was in a hurry, pulling on his armed belt, and begging for mercy, "Uncle Bu, don't do this! The hunting team has a rule that you never leave your gun, and you are with the gun. Uncle Bu, calm down, calm down!"

"I calm down with a hammer!"

Bu Yaoming was very strong, but the slightly thinner Sanshi couldn't compete with him.

Sanshi was so anxious that he turned his head and shouted at Du Juan: "Sister Juan, come and help me! Don't let Captain Bu make mistakes!"

Juanmei?

Hearing this, Du Zhong, who was following behind with a large wooden bucket filled with rice, suddenly put the rice bucket in his hand, "Where is my two-foot-long hatchet?!"

urgent situation,
Du Juan hurried forward, and while helping San Shi protect the gun, he said in a panic, "Uncle Bu, calm down! Xiao Yu and the others didn't do anything, why are you so angry?"

Bu Yaoming was also tired.

While panting, he said bitterly: "Didn't do anything? This is about to give birth to a baby monkey!"

Du Juan was taken aback, "How is it possible? Every day when I go out, Xiaoyu is with me. At night, we both sleep in the same stone house. How could we have a baby monkey?"

At the foot of Xiaolaojun Mountain, there is a shack built by the hunting team.

Du Juan and Bu Xiaoyu climbed to the bandit's den on the mountain to spend the night.

The two of them were already very courageous, and they also brought along Bu Xiaoyu's Ahuang, which made Du Juan and Bu Xiaoyu more courageous.

Let Bu Xiaoyu go wherever he goes, bring Ahuang with him, this is also Luo Xuan's meaning.

Because Luo Xuan knew: In less than half a year, all the dogs in the production team might not be able to escape the end of being with peppercorns and aniseeds!

At that time, everyone will have nothing to eat, who would dislike dog meat?

Hearing what Du Juan said, Bu Yaoming felt a little relieved.

But the relationship is so important that he dare not be careless.

"Then you ask her!"

Bu Yaoming pointed to Bu Xiaoyu who was standing under the tree and was reaching out to help the monkey escape, "Xiaoyu, come here! Tell Dad, what's going on?"

Seeing that her father was already like a raging lion, Xiao Yu didn't dare to disobey him.

I saw her timidly walking up to Bu Yaoming, "Father, he held my hand."

Bu Yaoming was taken aback, "Huh? Hand in hand. What else?"

"Father! What else is there! This has worried me for a long time."

Bu Xiaoyu twisted the corner of her clothes, blushing and said in a low voice, "It's Du Juan who told me that I can't hold hands. I can't do that."

Bu Yaoming turned his head to look at Du Juan.

"Uncle Bu, there was only one time when they went out to set the traps, the monkey took Xiao Yu's hand."

Du Juan has been listening for so long, and now she has a little understanding of the cause and effect of the matter.

I couldn't help but giggled, "Then at night, Xiaoyu asked me, if I held hands, would my stomach get bigger?

Uncle Bu, things are really not what you imagined. "

The monkey who wanted to escape in the distance, but didn't dare to run far away, immediately shouted loudly, "That's because the road is too steep! She asked me to give her a hand, but I didn't do anything."

Bu Yaoming looked at Du Juan.

Du Juan nodded, "That's it."

original,

Du Juan and Bu Xiaoyu, who are just in love, because they often have to go into the mountains, they open up wasteland and farm together with the hunting team.

Occasionally, the two girls would go hunting with them.

In such an environment of deep mountains and old forests, the existence of individuals seems very small and powerless.

The power of the collective is particularly powerful at this time.

In our hearts, we all long to hug each other for warmth.

Over time, this Bu Xiaoyu developed a little liking for the monkey who was smooth-talking, humorous, and quick to do things.

Once, when the two of them were going out, the monkey once stretched out his hand to give Bu Xiaoyu a hand on the way.

Actually nothing happened.

But during this period, the vast majority of rural girls actually lacked the most basic physiological knowledge.

The first time they come to relatives, they don't even know what's going on, and most of them will be so scared that they don't know what to do.

There are even some silly girls who sneak into the kitchen, dig a lot of firewood ash, and stuff them into their underwear.
It was supposed to be Bu Yaoming's wife, to teach Bu Xiaoyu some physiological knowledge.

However, the woman in Bu Yaoming's family is actually very simple, and basically knows how to work and cook.

When your man needs it, just lie down and let him hug you. As someone else's wife, isn't that what you have to do?

Therefore, the mother-in-law of Bu Yaoming's family really can't teach Bu Xiaoyu anything.

This Bu Xiaoyu, who has no common sense, is more willing to talk to Du Juan about what happens to him.

She would tell her best friend Du Juan about things as big as her dreaming of Chun Meng, or as small as Bu Xiaoyu's cheek pain.
If a man and a woman hold hands, a baby monkey will be born.

This is also one of Bu Xiaoyu's cognitive misunderstandings.

It sounds ridiculous.

But it is a real situation in life.

Bu Yaoming, who understood what was going on, heaved a long sigh of relief, "You stupid monkey, why don't you pick up my shoulder pole?"

"Oh"

The monkey responded.

After the rain, the sky is sunny, and the wind and showers have just stopped.

The ecstatic monkey quickly picked up the pole from under the tree, and hurriedly ran to help pick up the rice bucket.

"Luo Xuan, Captain Bu was about to shoot me down just now, why didn't you help?"

While tidying up the baskets, the monkey complained, "I'm loyal to you, don't I have a red heart? How can you watch me eat peanuts!"

Luo Xuan kicked him, "I said that I can solve your wife's problem in the future, and I'm not asking you to hook up with Bu Xiaoyu.

You can't figure out what to talk about and what not to touch?
Men, if you can't manage your lower body well, it will ruin the rest of your life. "

"How could I hook up with her? She is a girl from the captain's family. With such a good background, how can we get ahead?"

The monkey picked up the burden and grunted, "Why take care of the lower body? Living people don't even have this kind of fun, so what's the point? Hmph, how old are you? You're so experienced."

The two joked a few words, and the monkey walked towards the shack carrying the burden.

When everyone was sitting around, Du Juan and Bu Xiaoyu were busy stewing dried mushroom and pheasant soup in a casserole.

It's winter now.

It's cold in the mountains, and we can't pick fresh mountain products such as mushrooms and fungus for food.

Therefore, the hunting team could only use the wild mushrooms that had been picked and dried in the past, and make some soup indiscriminately.

warm.

Stew chicken soup over a fire, add a little kimchi, and serve with the rice picked by Bu Yaoming.

This is the hunting team, and Du Juan's lunch.

While cooking, the monkey asked, "Luo Xuan, you said that all the production teams outside eat without money, why are we still farming in this mountain?

There is endless food outside, why do we have to work so hard to open up wasteland? "

Luo Xuan said: "Do you think everyone can eat like this for a long time?"

Gong Zhengang on the side said, "I don't care if it lasts or not? Anyway, all I know is that food is free now. We don't need to hide in this mountain, we just go out and eat with our stomachs open."

Li Shuhuai also echoed: "That's right, the grain yield per mu is so high in other places? We have nothing to eat here, so we can just transfer it from outside."

Sanshi is smarter and more sober than those stupid fools.

He asked Luo Xuan: "Luo Xuan, tell me, is the grain output per mu really that high?"

Luo Xuan said: "I don't know if the grain yield per mu in other places is high or not.

But all I know is that even if you go back to the production team, you have to work to get food.

right?
And no matter how many catties he produces per mu, you only eat that much for each meal. "

Luo Xuan stood up,

Ask everyone loudly, "Let me ask you, which meal do you not eat now? If you return to the production team, can you eat more or better than now?"

When everyone heard this, they immediately came to their senses: Yes!

It doesn't matter whether the food in the production team needs money or not; it doesn't matter whether the output of grain in other places is so high.

But since joining the hunting team, everyone has three meals a day.

but
Everyone also felt that the food in the production team didn't cost money, and if they didn't eat desperately a few times, they always felt a little bit unwilling.

It seems that I always feel that I have suffered a loss.

Seeing the expressions on everyone's faces, Luo Xuan knew in his heart: It's time to ring the alarm bell and wind up the clockwork for these mentally shaken guys.

"Crash-"

Luo Xuan picked up the rifle leaning on the tree, pulled the bolt, and the bullet was loaded!
"My liver—"

Sanshi staggered in fright, and quickly rolled aside.

Raise the gun.

Luo Xuan aimed at the mute who was squatting on the ground smoking a pipe, "In this world, relying on the sky and the earth is better than relying on yourself!
I’ll leave the words here for you today: the meaning of farming in the mountains is far more than going back to the production team to eat in the big cafeteria!
Among you, if anyone dares to talk about this matter again in the future, dare to question what I said
Believe it or not, I will kill him now? "

"Boom-"

The rice bowl in the monkey's hand fell to the ground!
Luo Xuan's gun was aimed at the mute, but it was the monkey who was the first to be frightened.

"Say! Luo Xuan, don't mess around!"

The monkey's face turned pale with fright, and his legs flicked, "Put the gun down, put it down. Don't, don't be impulsive, don't be impulsive!"

Because everyone in the hunting team knew: just relying on Luo Xuan's marksmanship, that's the person who hit the bullet first, and then drew a circle on the bullet hole!
Don't think that Luo Xuan is aiming at the mute.

Needless to say,
Unlucky, most likely it will be the monkey standing next to the mute!

The monkey was frightened to death, and the mute was also frightened!

"Ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah."

He quickly jumped up from the ground and pointed to his mouth.

That means: I'm dumb, damn it, how can I be dumb?

When did I question you?

Just now, I didn't say a word!
"Abaa, ahhhh"

While making various murmurs anxiously, the mute covered his chest with both hands.

Then make a heart-shaped shape and send it to Luo Xuan repeatedly.
That means, the mute is showing Luo Xuan: You see, my heart is still very loyal to you.

Don't break me!

The dumb are scared, the monkeys are scared!

Even Gong Zhengang and Li Shuhuai, who were standing two or three meters away from them, were scared to death by Luo Xuan's actions!
I saw the two of them rolling and crawling, and hid behind the big tree in the blink of an eye, never daring to show their heads again!

Who doesn't know Luo Xuan's buddhist spear technique? Who doesn't know?

Once the bullet in the gun is fired, who knows where the gun will fly? !
Luo Xuan raised his gun and asked sharply: "In the future, who among you will dare to question what I said?"

Everyone shook their heads in unison: "Don't dare!"

Luo Xuan asked again: "I said that if I go out, I will starve to death, do you believe me?"

Everyone said in unison: "Believe it!"

Damn!

You hold a gun in your hand, and the muzzle of the gun keeps turning and drifting past.
Who dares to say no?
"Hmph, I don't have the skills to be a leader, but I still want to fly solo? Are you tired of your work?"

Seeing everyone's upright attitudes and sincere expressions, Luo Xuan put down his gun contentedly.

I started to sit down and have a cordial and friendly conversation with Bu Yaoming and Du Zhong.

While Luo Xuan was chatting with Bu Yaoming and the others, Zhou Lao Er, who was in charge of the sentry, ran over in a panic!

"Luo Xuan, Luo Xuan, it's bad, it's bad!"

Zhou Laoer was out of breath, and shouted from a long distance away: "Just now, a kid named Qiu Xiaogang came to the mountain to look for you."

Luo Xuan dropped the bullet casings he was playing with, stood up and asked, "Don't worry, tell me what's going on? Where is Qiu Xiaogang?"

The hunting team set up a lot of hunting traps and dug a lot of traps in the Xiaolaojun Mountain area.

For the safety of the members of the production team, it is not far behind Xiao Laojun's production team and Luo Xuan's new home.

On the road leading to the direction of Xiaolaojun Mountain, the hunting team set up a checkpoint to prevent members of the production team from running into the deep mountain at will.

On the surface, setting up that checkpoint is said to be for the safety of the members

in fact,

The real purpose of setting up this level is to isolate the Xiaolaojunshan area from the world, so that it is convenient for Luo Xuan to do small tricks here
[About Bu Xiaoyu, she thinks that holding hands between men and women will lead to pregnancy. In fact, there are such girls in life, the little ant's personal experience. ]
(End of this chapter)