Reborn in the red years, I am farming in space

Chapter 301: Brother Monkey, You Are Crazy

Chapter 301: Brother Monkey, You Are Crazy

Dozens of hills nearby, forest glades all around.

Including between the cliffs, walking up and down the small canyon.

these places,

Basically, it is the territory of wolves, and other ferocious beasts are not allowed to get involved.

And on every hill,

Those places shrouded in cliffs and towering ancient trees are the world of monkeys.

It is said that in this mountain forest, there are also black bears and leopards.

It's just that these two animals are loners, and they rarely appear in groups except during the breeding season.

Because of this, almost no one set foot in it for decades.

So gradually, the two animals, black bear and leopard, have gradually become a kind of soy sauce-like existence in the hearts of the mountain people.

The wild boars and monkeys really impressed the members of the commune tens of miles around.

The range of activities of wild wolves is only limited to a dozen miles around the cabin, and they rarely go far to look for food.

therefore,

Members are not much afraid of them.

the next morning,

There is mist between the cliffs, and the mouth of the canyon is cold.

Luo Xuan was awakened by the sound of monkeys fighting.

The monkey groups living on the tops of the mountains on both sides have started to race down the mountain to look for food.

These monkeys living in the area of ​​Dalaojun Mountain and Xiaolaojun Mountain are not precious species.

It's the kind of apes in the hands of those who set up stalls and performers.

This kind of monkeys like to go out in groups, and they will "Ou Ou Ou" when they have nothing to do.

When there is food, it jumps excitedly and screams "ahh".If they are in danger, these monkeys scurry across the treetops.

There was another "woo woo" scream in his mouth.

This kind of monkey has excess energy and curiosity.

Very naughty.

Also extremely annoying.

It's like when some mountain people secretly opened up wasteland and farmed in the deep mountains.

In fact, these mountain people are not very afraid of wild wolves and black bears.

But what bothers them the most is wild boars and monkeys.

The latter two animals are not particular about their behavior: a good corn field can be destroyed by them in less than half an hour under their claws.

Luo Xuan lazily got up and started to boil water to wash up.

I'm working in the kitchen.

But I heard waves of noise and tremors coming from the roof!

The sawdust on the pine wood used to build the roof was trembling and fell down one after another.

Luo Xuan forcibly endured the unhappiness in his heart, scooped the hot water from the pot into the wooden basin, and was about to stand in the yard and start washing his face.

Just popping out from under the eaves.

There was a "slap" on the back!
Turning his head to look, it was a big pine cone, which hit his back firmly.

"Ooooo!"

on the roof,
Among a group of monkeys, there was a big monkey with a darker color and wider shoulders, jumping excitedly on the roof: "Ououou—woo, hoo!"

"Damn it, Mr. Ge, come down!"

Luo Xuan was furious, pointed at the monkey and cursed, "Come down, I'll fight you one-on-one!"

"Alas--"

The monkeys cheered!
Immediately,

Something dried corn on the cob, dried pine cones, pieces torn from pine posts on the roof, something winter pears.
There are all kinds of mess in it.

There was even a hip bone of an unknown animal, which was used as a hidden weapon by the monkeys, and it rained down on Luo Xuan!

Monkeys are omnivores.

Pheasants, hares, locusts, mountain crabs, and even the same kind in the hostile monkey group are all in the menu of the monkeys.

"boom--"

Luo Xuan lit a firecracker and threw it towards the monkeys!

The biggest monkey was very curious.

I saw it leaping vertically on the roof, extremely agile and accurate, copying the firecracker whose fuse had been lit, into its hand.

Then the two paws kept flipping back and forth, holding the firecrackers in their hands and watching curiously.

Looking around, the monkey raised the firecracker to its own eyes, squinting and examining it carefully.

In the end, I didn't see a famous hall.

Even being very curious, it opened its mouth and lightly bit the firecracker with its canine teeth.

Really ignorant and fearless!

Standing in the yard, looking up at Luo Xuan who was surrounded by monkeys on the roof, he couldn't help applauding the monkey king in his heart: Brother Monkey, you are the best!
"boom--"

A loud bang!
Firecrackers exploded, gunpowder smoke was everywhere, and paper scraps were flying.

"Ooooo..."

There were bursts of terrified screams from the monkey group, and a dozen monkeys scattered and fled.

In the blink of an eye, there was no trace of the monkey.
"Choo Choo Choo--"

A few milky voices sounded on the roof.

After careful identification of this voice, there was a bit of anxiety and fear in it.

but,

There was such a strong smell in the voice, it sounded like humans and animals were harmless.

Luo Xuan took out the ladder from under the eaves and put it on the roof.

Then he held another short-fire gun filled with gunpowder in his hand, and carefully climbed up the ladder.

There is a solid wooden fence around the cabin for protection, so there is no need to worry about the wolves suddenly jumping out to pick up their eggs.

But that group of monkeys, who are elusive, are also a formidable enemy that should not be underestimated.

Don't think monkeys can't attack humans.

This kind of pure wild monkeys in the mountains, once wild, 3 or 2 adults may not be the opponent of a group of monkeys!
Luo Xuan held the firecracker and slowly climbed up to the roof.

Take a closer look, you can't help but have fun!

I saw a little monkey crawling back and forth on the roof limply.

while climbing,

With its head held high, the little monkey howled toward the depths of the dense forest halfway up the mountain: "Chirp, chirp, chirp."

previously,

When I was under the house, when I heard this sound, I thought it was some kind of wild bird or a young pheasant calling there.

I didn't think so,
It turns out that the cub of Monkey Monkey, when it feels frightened, makes a sound similar to that of a chicken!

This little monkey was obviously just born.

at this time,

When it is climbing on the ridge, it will fall from time to time.

You know, it's just a roof ridge half a foot high, and this little monkey has such a hard time climbing it.

I saw the little monkey fell off the roof, and then climbed up with all fours.

Continuing to speak childishly, she asked for help in the woods on the cliff.

It may be that the noise made by the firecracker I threw into the pile of monkeys before was really too loud!

The group of monkeys, who had never encountered such a scheme before, were immediately terrified!

This caused the mother monkey to run away in a panic, not even caring about holding her cub in her arms.
Luo Xuan stepped forward, reaching out to pick up the little monkey.

Unexpected!
This guy looks immature, but his temper is not small!

Just as I stretched out my hand in front of him, I saw the little monkey grinning suddenly.

provocative!

This is Chi Guoguo's provocation!

With a wave of Luo Xuan's outstretched hand, he slapped the little monkey on the head with a "slap"!
"The fart is big and small, and the canine teeth haven't grown yet. How dare you bark your teeth at me?"

Luo Xuan cursed with a smile, then stretched out his hand to lift the little guy who was trembling with fright.

"Stop messing around with your mother. You'll be a wild monkey in the mountains all your life, and you won't even be able to marry a daughter-in-law. What can you do?"

Luo Xuan grabbed the little monkey and held it up in front of his eyes.

Staring at it with big eyes: "Unless you can become the monkey king, otherwise, you will never even touch the claws of a female monkey in your life.

Come with me, we two bachelors.Forget about living with a partner for the rest of your life. "

Even if he came here through time travel, he could be regarded as an orphan.

And this little monkey has been abandoned by the mother monkey, and now it can be regarded as homeless.

Keep it in the space, and masturbate the monkey whenever you have nothing to do, and you won't feel lonely.

The three wolf cubs had been out all night.

now,

The sun was already hanging on the treetops, and the three wolf cubs were nowhere to be seen.

Life and death are uncertain, the future is unpredictable!
Now, Luo Xuan has already prepared the worst plan in his heart: those three wolf-hearted guys, we can't expect too much from them, otherwise how can we say they are ambitious?
Once they go, it is very likely that they will not come back.

Hey, lost 3 wolf cubs and picked up 1 baby monkey.

Now in my heart, why do I feel a little panicked? ?
(End of this chapter)

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