Reborn in the red years, I am farming in space

Chapter 335 The fat man who is very reasonable
The fat man standing at the entrance of the restaurant is showing off his eloquence and sense of humor.

At the moment, some passengers laughed along with him.

This is like a wild wolf. When it smiles at the gazelle, how can it not laugh twice as a prey?
That doesn't give others face.

It is simply that it affects the mood of the wolf eating too much.

this is not good.

——Actually, at any time and anywhere, there is no shortage of people who like to laugh with you.

In their hearts, they already vaguely felt that the other party might not have any kindness.

But the cowardice in this kind of person's bones makes them prefer to show a flattering and flattering smile to these bad guys.

Also did not dare to fight.

They do this, in fact, in their hearts, they long for the other party to kill themselves ruthlessly.

This kind of person hopes that these bad guys in front of them can forgive themselves;
Thus becoming the luckiest one among all the guys who were slaughtered.

In fact, it often ends in the end.

This kind of spineless people, on the contrary, are the most ruthless group to be slaughtered.
This is like a pack of wolves. When they are hunting, they will not attack the bulls with the toughest horns and the most fighting spirit in the herd.

Leeks that are too hard, even members of the production team don’t want to cut them
Luo Xuan supported Chen Xiaoduan, and stood under the eaves beside him, ready to let her breathe and slowly go in for dinner.

Luo Xuan is very clear about this kind of service point routine.

I am not short of money now, so I don't want to make myself angry with the 3 yuan and 2 yuan.

Not worth it.

"1 cents for going to the toilet!"

Among the rest of the passengers, some were anxious.

They couldn't bear it anymore, so they ran to the toilet under the courtyard wall.

It's just that there is a desk at the door of the row of simple toilets, and a dry middle-aged woman sits behind it.

She yelled fiercely: "Pay the money first, and then go to the toilet! If you don't eat, you will be charged 2 cents to go to the toilet, and if you want to buy toilet paper, you will be charged another 1 cents."

in fact,

The woman sitting at the door of the toilet collecting money spoke with an accent from Rongwei County.

It's just that this guy, in order to prevent someone from recognizing her fellow countrymen and making friends with her.

So when she spoke, she deliberately held her breath and pretended to speak with a foreign accent.

"Sister, didn't the gay man come here when he said he wanted to go to the bathroom?"

among the passengers,

A woman came forward and tried to reason with the woman, "At that time, that fat gay man didn't say that he had to charge money for going to the toilet!"

"Then he didn't say he wouldn't charge money! Besides, what does the toilet have to do with him as a food seller?
Fatty over there is responsible for stuffing your stomachs.

I'm here to let you put things out.

Can he control whether the old lady accepts money or not? "

For those who came here and wanted to bargain with me, the woman who was in charge of the fees had long been tired of seeing them.

I saw her eyebrows raised: "I paid someone to dig this toilet. I usually clean it, maintain the squat pit, and pick out the excrement.

I don't want money?I don't need to talk about eating?
You say that this person, you have lived so much for nothing, you can't even understand this truth?Let me tell you, you are really at ease! "

The woman was helpless.

She didn't show mercy, and she didn't dare to procrastinate any longer, so she tremblingly took out a blue handkerchief from her pocket.

The woman's hand trembled, and tremblingly opened the handkerchief, revealing the roll of red and green banknotes wrapped inside the handkerchief.

Following the woman, some male passengers couldn't help but feel their hearts tighten when they saw this scene!
It costs 2 cents to pee?

This is too expensive!
If I can save the 2 cents, then after I go back, I can buy 3 fried pea pancakes for the children to satisfy their cravings!

then,

Many male passengers who were distressed about money sneaked towards the small tree by the courtyard wall.

Those lesbians who go to the bathroom must pay attention to the impact.

But male passengers, there is no such taboo.

The old saying goes: don’t look at people when you pee, if you look at people, it won’t be able to urinate!

Those gay men in the production team, who didn't untie their belts and start working?
Unfortunately,
There is also an old saying: the Tao is one foot tall, and the devil is one foot tall.

The store has been here for a long time, what kind of person, have you never seen the woman who guards the toilet?
"Use and defecate anywhere, and you will be fined 1 yuan."

The woman sitting behind the long table at the door of the toilet.

Slowly and leisurely, he took out a low-quality cigarette from his pocket, and then skillfully put it in his mouth.

He didn't even glance at the male passengers who were about to flee.

He just yelled coldly: "Are you human beings, or donkeys of the production team?
How dare you urinate all over the floor if you pull out a three-inch-long guy?

Think about it, we are going to go to your house and defecate everywhere like you, will you do it? "

When the male passengers heard this, they immediately walked back obediently, with their heads drooping and their heads drooping.

Peeing on that side is 1 yuan, and this side is 2 cents.

No matter how it is calculated, it cannot be calculated.
While queuing up to pay, the big guys silently greeted this sallow woman with fleshless cheeks and a pair of triangular eyes in front of her.

Everyone is trying to have an intimate relationship beyond friendship with the 18 generations of ancestors of this mother-in-law and the female members in it.
As for the woman who charged the fee, the toilet she mentioned just now was paid for by someone.

This is also the woman who picked out the dung and dumped it
He also plausibly said that there is no half-money relationship between this toilet and that restaurant.

Only a fool would believe such words!

Opening a service point here, since even such a large-scale restaurant can be opened.

How is it possible without building a toilet?
And during this period, the human body gold in the cesspit of public toilets.

That is a rare treasure in the eyes of the members of the nearby production team!
Even if everyone does not hesitate to stuff a few packs of cigarettes into this restaurant, they still have to rush to pick up the shit.

Why do we need the woman who guards the toilet to empty the excrement by herself? !
only,
There is nothing the big guys can do about this woman, except to greet her ancestors silently in their hearts.

All the passengers can only obediently queue up to pay.

Then enter the stinky toilet one by one to solve the problem.

Here is another old saying: People have to bow their heads under the eaves!
But even if you lower your head, there may not be good results.

Everyone pinched their noses, stared carefully at every inch of their feet, and entered the toilet cautiously.

This kind of simple public toilet, the environment inside it is so harsh that few people in future generations may be able to imagine it.

I am afraid that few bigwigs are willing to believe it.

I saw more than a dozen squatting pits lined up in the toilet.

This kind of squatting pit is to use long stones to make some partitions on the top of the cesspit.

For people to step down and squat.

Some people's chrysanthemums grow crookedly, some people have roundworms in their stomachs, and some people are unfortunately shooting javelins
Anyway, no matter what.

There are yellow, black, and green stones on these stones for people to step on, and there are roundworms as long as chopsticks wrapped in them.
Thin, dry, neither dry nor thin.
Various colors, various shapes, and indescribable excrement, here is a pile, there is a pile.

Even the earthen wall behind is full of stars and lights, mottled and mottled.
On the opposite side of the squatting pit, there are more than a dozen large urine buckets lined up.

In the words of the woman sitting at the door who is in charge of charging: Dry goods and parallel goods are separated, and human body gold and yellow water cannot be mixed.

in fact.

The real reason for putting such a urinal bucket is because the collection stations in this period are purchasing a large amount of urine.

What's in this bucket isn't urine!
That's 3 cents, 5 cents.

In the urine bucket.

Because most of the water has evaporated, this makes the urine in the urine bucket so viscous that it can be hung in a cup
Don't taste it yourself!

As long as one stands in the toilet, it is guaranteed that the nose is not soft.

It is definitely a line of throat, straight to the head.

When more than a dozen water guns fired fiercely at these urine buckets.

The strong smell of ammonia produced by mixing old and new urine.
alas, that taste
It's just out of the question!
Passengers who entered the public restroom to solve the problem all entered with their noses pinched and came out with their mouths covered.

Everyone's face was flushed from holding back, and their eyes were full of tears.

It's like being at home, a little daughter-in-law who has been abused by her mother-in-law but has nowhere to redress her grievances: one hand is shaking violently, while the other hand is tightly covering her mouth.

With tears in my eyes, it makes people feel pity
As soon as these passengers rushed out of the door of the toilet, all of them fled.

that scene,
It really looks like those little daughter-in-laws in the village who have been wronged and want to throw themselves into the river
After the big guys went to the toilet, they lined up to wash their hands in the sink outside the hotel lobby under the eaves.

This is the official start, and I will give you a journey to raise your posture.

I saw the fat man from before still standing under the eaves.

With a smile on his face, he greeted the passengers, "Come, come, comrades, go inside.

There are tables, chairs and benches for everyone to rest their feet.There are steaming and fragrant meals for everyone to enjoy a good meal.

There is also sweet and sweet boiled water, you just open it and drink it.

Our catering service agency is to provide services for you, the masses!You're welcome, please come inside! "

Passengers who just enjoyed a visual and taste feast in the toilet.

Some of them really lost their appetite at this time.

Then I took out the oranges, plantains, or a few boiled eggs I brought from my bag, and prepared to stand in the yard and have a simple meal.

The fat man saw this.

The face that was full of smiles just now collapsed involuntarily.

He pointed at the two mothers and daughters who were peeling oranges in the yard, and shouted loudly, "What are you doing?"

Among the mother and daughter.

The daughter among them looked like a middle school student.

And her mother, at first glance, is the kind of honest and submissive housewife.

See the fat man yelling at himself.

The 15- or 6-year-old daughter stuck out her chest.

Then he stood up bravely, and replied crisply, "My mother is motion sick, and I don't have any appetite to eat now. We plan to stay here and peel two oranges to eat."

"Eat, eat, eat. There is no room for you in my hall, which is several hundred square meters?
You are standing at the door of my restaurant, eating what you bring, isn’t that just slapping me in the face? !

Comrade, what you have done is unacceptable!You slapped me on the left cheek, and you want me to stretch out the right cheek to you too! "

Fatty said.

With his two stern eyes, he coldly looked around at the other passengers who stood in the yard and watched the excitement tremblingly.

Then he said in a cold voice: "Everyone, come and judge. Do you guys think that this ignorant girl has gone too far?"

Of course not, the fat man waited for those passengers to answer him.

His purpose of doing this is just to kill the chicken and respect the monkey.

said,

The fat man turned his head, and sternly directed at the little hen waiting to be slaughtered: "Little girl, are you saying that it's because the food in my restaurant doesn't taste good?
Or is my environment too bad?Make you feel disgusted?
The fat man roared in a loud voice that could be heard three miles away: "Little girl, I didn't mean you! What are you doing?

Outside the blacksmith shop, you set up a stall to sell the kitchen knives you brought, do you think it will work? "

The little girl has just grown up and has no social experience yet.

Now that she was asked such a question by the fat man, she immediately blushed!

Standing there for a while, at a loss, sad and sad, not knowing how to deal with it.

It seemed to be exactly like what the fat man said: What I did was too wrong!

It's just...too, too much! !

(End of this chapter)