Chapter 77

"With a submachine gun,
Military uniforms fit better,
The cap badge glitters in gold,
The collar is more beautiful.

I look in the mirror, look up and down in the mirror, look up and down,
Whoops, what a joy!
What a joy! "

Tian Dabang was carrying a "Made in Hanyang" rifle that was almost out of stock, humming and walking towards Du Zhong's house while humming.

As soon as he reached the slope of Du Zhong's house, Tian Dabang saw Du Zhong's father and daughter, chatting at the door.

Tian Dabang rolled his eyes, stopped humming immediately, raised his head and said to Du Zhong with a straight face: "Comrade Du Zhong! Is there someone in your family who entered the mountain without the approval of the organization to occupy the collective property?" ?”

"Ah~ slough!"

Du Zhong looked up at the sky.

He spit out a mouthful of old phlegm casually, and muttered to himself: "I said that there is something wrong with the smell this morning? It turns out that there were crows coming early in the morning. Ge Laozi is really annoying!"

talking.

Du Zhong turned around and entered the house.

Du Zhongli ignored what Tian Dabang said, and only regarded it as the stench in the latrine: pinch your nose, bear it, and it will pass.

Seeing Du Zhong mocking himself, Tian Dabang just smiled, but he was not angry.

Every time he came to Du Zhong's house, he had to be ridiculed by Du Zhong, and he would give him a few supercilious eyes.

Therefore, Tian Dabang was no stranger to this situation.

Seeing that Du Zhong ignored him, Tian Dabang put on a smiling face, and while walking in the yard of Du Zhong's house, he laughed at Du Juan and said, "Xiaojuan, why haven't I seen you at home these days? You Where did you go?"

Du Juan glanced at Tian Dabang coldly, and said coldly: "I'm going to the women's latrine, do you want to follow in and have a drink?"

"Hahaha, Xiaojuan's words are really interesting."

Tian Dabang laughed loudly, "What is a female hut and a male hut? It's the huts in the county town, where men and women are separated! Xiaojuan, you haven't been to the county town yet, have you? I'll take you there someday to open your eyes!

Let me tell you, there are lights and telephones upstairs and downstairs in the city.

Those people in the city don't use kerosene lamps, nor do they use matches to light their lamps.They only need to pull a small rope, and the house can be as bright as daytime!

People standing on the second floor, the ground under their feet is as stable as the stones on the big rocky slope!It's exactly the same feeling as we stand on flat ground. "

"Who is 'us' with you?"

Du Juan also turned and entered the room, and said: "The breeder and the three-legged donkey in the production team, two of them will chew and eat in the same trough?"

Someone in the room heard this and immediately became dissatisfied: "Hey, I said Dujuan, the breeder of the production team is my father. Why do you associate my father with the donkey?"

The man had just finished speaking.

Du Juan laughed and said, "Brother Zhao, what's wrong with me bringing Uncle Zhao together with the donkey? Don't you think the donkey in the production team is better than the beggar outside the door?"

The person and things that Du Juan's words refer to, the man named Brother Zhao is very clear in his heart.

Hearing this, he could only chuckle, not daring to answer Du Juan's words.

And this time.

With a gun on his shoulder, Tian Dabang had already reached the door of Du Zhong's house.

When he saw the pile of mountain goods under the eaves, Tian Dabang's face suddenly became gloomy!
He pointed at the packaged python and the anglerfish in the bamboo tube, and asked sharply, "Whose property is this? Stand up and claim it for me! Otherwise, the brigade will not spare you! I, Tian Captain of the militia, now solemnly warn those young people, don't take chances, don't try to confront the cadres of the production brigade!"

"Why don't you sing a one-man show here alone?"

Luo Xuan walked out the door slowly, looked at Tian Dabang, who was busy with his officialdom, and said with a smile, "Why, do you want to hum again, 'Once you have the power, you will do it'? "

Tian Dabang's face was gloomy, and he pointed at Luo Xuan and asked, "You little comrade, how can you be so cynical and sarcastic in front of the production team cadres? What's your attitude? You're mocking the little old gentleman, a senior agricultural officer. The management cadre of the cooperative!
You are disrespecting the great achievements of agricultural production!Comrade, your attitude just now was very improper and very bad! "

heard.

In Luo Xuan's heart, he suddenly felt contempt for the person in front of him: just use a hat the size of a bamboo hat to buckle it down?

Playing this trick in front of me, boy, you are still a little tender!
Luo Xuan crossed his arms, remained silent, and just watched Tian Dabang's performance coldly.

"Who are you? Where are you from? When did you come? What are you going to do when you come here? Do you have a travel certificate issued by your unit?"

Tian Dabang saw that Luo Xuan's face did not show the frightened expression he imagined, and he did not beg for mercy.

This can't help but make him feel a little lost.

"Bring out your proof."

Tian Dabang tugged at the armed belt on his shoulders.Lift up the 'Made in Hanyang'.

Then he stretched out his hand to Luo Xuan, "Bring it!"

Luo Xuan patted his pocket, with a look of fear on his face, "I, I don't have any cigarettes on me. Only, I only have a handful of fried sweet potatoes. Do you want to eat, sir?"

talking.

Sure enough, Luo Xuan grabbed a small handful of dried sweet potatoes fried by Du Juan from his pocket, and handed it to Tian Dabang.

The dozen or so members of the production team in the room couldn't hold back their laughter when they saw this, "Haha. Uh."

But just as they laughed out loud, they immediately realized that it was inappropriate, and each of them could only tightly cover their mouths, not daring to continue laughing out loud.

Du Juan didn't care about these things, just heard her "噗嗤——" and burst into peach blossoms all over her face with a smile.

"I, when did I ask you for cigarettes? Ugh, what a mess!"

Tian Dabang doesn't know that this kid in front of him is playing tricks on him?
Hearing the words, he was immediately furious: "I want you to show me your travel certificate! If you don't know where you came from, be careful that I will kill you on the spot!"

said,

Tian Dabang tore off Hanyang Zao from his shoulder, and raised it threateningly towards Luo Xuan.

"You are a cadre of the production team. When you talk to the masses, what attitude should you have?"

Luo Xuan also lowered his face, "I think you are a bandit in the old society, threatening innocent people! Whose family are you from? The warlords, bureaucrats, bullies and bandits in the old society beat and scold ordinary people at every turn!"

Tian Dabang was shocked when he heard the sound!
He himself likes to put hats on others, so Tian Dabang still has a lot of research and experience on the clichés that Luo Xuan said just now.

Others may think that Tian Dabang and Luo Xuan are playing the game of "air-to-air, fake-to-fake".

But Tian Dabang knew: the routine he played just now was not as clever as this kid.

Seeing that he was at a disadvantage in the confrontation just now, Tian Dabang couldn't help but start to pay more attention to Luo Xuan.

"This comrade, I was the captain of the militia just now, and my attitude is lacking and a bit inappropriate."

Tian Dabang put Hanyang Made on his shoulder again, then stretched out his hand and said to Luo Xuan: "Now, on behalf of Xiaolaojun's production team, I will conduct a routine inspection of you. Please show me your travel certificate. "

Luo Xuan took out the certificate from his pocket and handed it to Tian Dabang.

Halfway outstretched his hand, Luo Xuan suddenly retracted, "You won't tear up my certificate, and then come to frame me?"

"Me! I fucking."

Tian Dabang almost lost his breath!

In my heart, I don't have that kind of thought at all, okay? ? !
The tip of the chest is so uncomfortable!

Tian Dabang was panting like a cow, and his face was flushed red: Damn, who is planting and framing whom? !
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