Reborn in the red years, I am farming in space
Chapter 870 The Land of Hidden Dragon and Crouching Tiger
Chapter 870 The Land of Hidden Dragon and Crouching Tiger
This is a great salesman.
It's just that the products he sells are quite different: they are actually selling toilet membership cards.
But what does it matter?
A really great salesman doesn't think about the product he wants to sell, what is it?
He only needs to solve one problem: how to sell this product smoothly?
The little boy in front of him looked very calm and confident when he was selling his toilet membership card.
"Our public toilets are divided into general pits and silver pits. But even better than these, the Jinkeng, which is popular with high-end consumers, not only has no peculiar smell in it.
And when you go to the toilet, you can also enjoy the refreshing natural fragrance of high-grade sandalwood. "
The little boy looked at Luo Xuan sincerely, "But I see that you, comrade, are imposing and well-dressed, and you don't look like an ordinary person who lacks spending power.
Not to mention the students in our school, who need to plan their lives carefully and carefully. Poor students, at this age, cannot create wealth for the society.So since my classmates and I can't open the source, we have to find ways to save money. "
Luo Xuan frowned, "So?"
"So, I suggest you apply for a Jinkeng monthly subscription card."
The little boy's routine is like a large intestine covering a small intestine, one set after another, endlessly, "5 survival coupons, only 5 survival coupons are needed for a month.
You can enjoy a comfortable toilet atmosphere without peculiar smell, which is not only equipped with washing facilities for you to wash your hands.
And around the Jinkeng, there are high-grade sandalwood edification, surrounded by flowers that change every day. Can you imagine how fresh and comfortable the atmosphere will be?
Not only that, we also provide you with unlimited toilet paper for free!As long as you don't take the toilet paper away, it doesn't matter how much toilet paper you use. "
I go!
An aqua toilet is just a squat pit, but the kid said it, but the result made people feel like they strayed into the emperor's special dragon toilet and sat on the golden toilet to poop.
The difference is that there are a few outstanding people standing next to them, holding a tray, which contains small golden dates used to clog the nostrils, hot towels, and warm water soaked in flowers
"Please let me go first. I need help from the rivers and lakes."
Just as Luo Xuan was standing at the door of the public toilet, talking to the toilet administrator, who was in charge of contracting the student canteen, the little fat man hurried over, "Has Jinkeng been cleaned up?"
The little boy in charge of the toilet nodded quickly, "It's ready long ago! The chrysanthemums, morning glory, and jasmine inside were all replaced just this morning, so you can rest assured, Fat Dongzi."
The little fat man glanced at Luo Xuan, and hurriedly reached out his hand to salute, "I'm really sorry, I'm still busy. I won't bother you."
Saying that, the little fat man plunged into the toilet and disappeared.
"You see, in our school, customers with high-end spending power, they all go to Jinkeng to experience the best toilet environment."
The little boy who contracted the toilet lost no time in selling his Jinkeng, "Fat Dongzi is in charge of the student cafeteria, so he usually pays great attention to personal hygiene.
In our place, apart from Jinkeng which can bring him a good hygienic environment, where else can he go? "
Standing behind the little boy, the chubby little girl also seized the opportunity to start acting as a trustee, "High-end people must need a high-end toilet environment. Different, different, completely different. It is impossible to create that kind of elegant Atmospheric."
These two guys!
One sings and one harmonizes, one is responsible for fanning the wind, and the other is responsible for lighting the fire.
It is estimated that these two guys usually do these things a lot.
However, since the little boy in front of him is so hard at selling his "Golden Pit".
Luo Xuan couldn't help being curious, but he also wanted to try to experience what he called the "golden pit". What kind of luxurious place is it?
However, no cash is accepted here.
"Here are 5 survival coupons."
Teacher Ran handed over a few yellowed kraft paper cards with the words "Survival Voucher" printed on them.
This legendary survival voucher is not particularly rough in production, it is a bit like the meal ticket in the internal cafeteria on the unit.
It's just that people's meal tickets will be printed with words such as "Two City Two for Fine Grain", "Half a Catty of Coarse Grain", or "One Dime for Vegetable Ticket".
And on this famous survival coupon, just use a ready-made stamp to stamp the words "survival coupon".
Then on the back of it, there is a warning saying "Do not forge, or the consequences will be serious!"
Perhaps in order to strengthen the warning, there is a set of numbers printed on the front of each survival coupon.
I don't know if these unique digital codes can play an anti-counterfeiting role?
Handed 5 survival coupons to the thin little boy, the boy turned slightly, "Please come inside"
Luo Xuan couldn't help being a little surprised, "That's all right, you don't need to give me a receipt, or a membership card or something like that if I take your Jinkeng membership?"
"Need not."
The little boy poked his own temple with his index finger, and then smiled slightly, "I've recorded all of who applied for what kind of membership card here, don't worry, there will never be any mistakes."
"Yes, his memory is astonishing."
Teacher Ran, who was following Luo Xuan, also spoke at this time, "This student Liu Wenxuan has been contracting this toilet for more than two years. confused."
When Luo Xuan heard this, he couldn't help feeling a little surprised: he was face-blind.
But the little boy in front of him is a proper artificial facial recognition machine!
If you let him stand on duty at the gate of the factory workshop, even the punch card machine can be saved
When Luo Xuan went into the toilet, he discovered that there was another mystery in this huge building.
Like the public toilets in other places, there is a big empty room without any shelter.
Inside are rows of squatting pits, neatly arranged, and the big guys squat with their buttocks squatting and squatting.
Whose ass is whiter?Whoever has thick legs can be seen, and there is no privacy at all between each other.
But this public toilet in the school is different:
As soon as you enter the door, there is a row of very neatly woven bamboo fence partitions that look very refreshing.
There is also a small fan at the entrance, made of moso bamboo, which is a bit like a "bogu shelf", which can more or less cover some of the scenes in the latrine and is divided into three different levels.
With this setup.
The privacy of those who entered the squatting pit could be more or less guaranteed.
On the top of the three small doors, there is a small wooden sign inlaid on each of them, and the red characters on the yellow background are very eye-catching: "Comfortable Pit", "Silver Pit", and "Jinzun Pit".
Among them, the comfort pit for ordinary consumers is at the forefront, and it also occupies the largest area.
Across the bamboo fence, there was a faint smell coming from inside, but it was not strong.
This shows that the little guy who manages the toilet usually pays great attention to cleaning the toilet.
But it is more likely that he has hired other classmates to work for him.
And he himself focuses on taking care of the "Golden Zun Pit".
The so-called golden pits are actually partitioned by woven patterns and exquisite bamboo fences, which separate the squat pits one by one.
In addition, in front of each squatting pit, there is a simple bamboo fence door to protect the privacy of those who use the toilet to the greatest extent.
In the area where Jinkeng is located, a plate of incense is indeed lit, exuding a very natural and fresh atmosphere.
It is estimated that it is the guy who manages the toilet. He went to the mountains to collect some mint and sandalwood bark, and added a small amount of aromatherapy crops such as lavender and thyme to make this so-called sandalwood by himself.
I also have to say that the environment in this golden pit is really not bad.
Not only is there no peculiar smell inside, but there are also several bouquets of watery flowers inserted on the walls of each small partition.
The bursts of wildflower fragrance permeate the air, which can really make people feel refreshed and comfortable.
The little fat man is next door to Luo Xuan.
At this time, he heard a neighbor coming, and the little fat man could probably tell in his heart that the person coming was the famous Uncle Luo Xuan.
So while the little fat man was working hard, he started talking, "Uncle Luo Xuan?"
Luo Xuan hummed.
"You don't think it's a serious mistake to classify people into different classes in this public toilet, do you?"
Luo Xuan shook his head, "No. Those who are willing to spend more money can enjoy a better environment and services. This is also a matter of course."
The little fat man was obviously very shrewd, and he couldn't let go of one question, "Uncle Luo Xuan, I mean Liu Wenxuan, who manages the toilet. He divided us students into three, six, or nine grades. Isn't this very wrong?"
"No. Although everyone is equal in theory, but in fact... the hierarchy has always existed and has never disappeared."
Luo Xuan knew the other party asked these questions and what his intention was, so he told the little fat man exactly what he thought, "We are not worker ants in a termite nest, we have to work desperately for a bite of food.
But all individuals have desires, and they will have different pursuits. This is nature, instinct, and an unchangeable objective fact. "
What Luo Xuan said was a bit deep.
And the little fat man squatting next door listened intently.
"It is precisely this kind of pursuit and desire that can motivate everyone to use their brains and fully mobilize their enthusiasm.
To create more wealth, and then achieve the established goals you pursue and satisfy your dreams. "
Luo Xuan sighed, "If you have to forcibly suppress human nature, try to eliminate individual desires, and make people the same, everyone is like a product produced on an assembly line.
In the end, we will lose the motivation to fight hard. Since we are not allowed to be different, we will be out of the crowd, follow the trend, and be like the big guys for the rest of our lives, just wait for death. "
"Yes, Uncle Luo Xuan, I understand."
The little fat man seemed to become unobstructed all of a sudden, and made two "poofs", very hearty, "Actually, I also like this kind of environment that is competitive and allows us to develop our strengths. Just now, I was most afraid that you would be different. idea.
I'm really worried that you will finally issue an order to ask Teacher Fan to make rectification immediately, and finally our school will look like those ordinary schools outside the mountain. What's the point of that? "
The little fat man started gnashing his teeth again, holding back desperately, "Those students in other schools, they are gnawing at their books every day, and they have endless homework every day.
Only with good test scores can you be praised by your parents, parents and relatives. Only well-behaved and obedient children with good academic performance are the real good children in their eyes. If I let me live that kind of life, I don’t know. Will I myself be suffocated to death in the end? "
"Then hold back, I'll go out first."
Luo Xuan fastened his belt, turned around and walked out, "I don't know, will I fully accept the teaching philosophy of this school?"
"But one thing, I can tell you with certainty."
Luo Xuan's voice floated over, "I hope you can do what you like to do. I support this school to encourage students to show their strengths and support the school to cultivate your sense of competition. Don't worry, the school cafeteria or toilet, or Commissary, the current status quo, will not make any changes."
"puff--"
Now, little fat Liu Xiangdong is completely smooth.
Luo spun out of the toilet.
The toilet manager named Liu Wenxuan who had been standing outside the door came forward with a professional smile and asked, "Uncle Luo Xuan, what are you dissatisfied with our service and environmental facilities? Excuse me, Luo Xuan." Uncle, do you have any comments or suggestions?"
The other party called himself Uncle Luo Xuan?
It seems that this little guy recognized himself early in the morning, and he is still trying his best to promote his Jinkeng members there. Hey, this guy really still recognizes money but not people!
Absolutely, absolutely, absolutely.
Luo Xuan replied lightly, "No, it's pretty good, and it's worth the money."
"Hey, that's fine."
The little guy finally smiled, "Uncle Luo Xuan, to tell you the truth, in order to build this public toilet, I secretly went to Rongwei County and visited several public toilets, including the toilet in the county government. !
Don't blame me for the high fees, I can't do anything about it. In order to renovate the toilet, I have a lot of loans from the school's general affairs office!Repayment pressure is high. "
Liu Wenxuan began to complain, "And in order to ensure the sanitation of the toilet, I hired a lot of people to help clean it. Every day before dawn, I have to go up the mountain to collect wild flowers. The operating cost is very high."
Luo Xuan kicked him, "Well, don't complain in front of me, since you have contracted this toilet, how to proceed with the follow-up operation and management, these are your duties, if you encounter difficulties, you have to Figure out a solution for yourself, right?"
Liu Wenxuan chuckled, "That's it, that's why I used this method of squatting and grading, so as to bring myself a little more income and repay the loan as soon as possible."
Luo Xuan looked at this guy, and thought that if he put it in the outside world, there would be nothing wrong with Mr. Mou!
That poor man Mou had to organize a few trains of leather and light industrial products, and take them to the polar bear to change planes back.
And the kid in front of him made his debut much earlier than the famous Mr. Mou!
This kid probably doesn't need to barter, he can get back a lot of good things just by playing with the white wolf with empty gloves.
brat!The future is absolutely promising.
(End of this chapter)
This is a great salesman.
It's just that the products he sells are quite different: they are actually selling toilet membership cards.
But what does it matter?
A really great salesman doesn't think about the product he wants to sell, what is it?
He only needs to solve one problem: how to sell this product smoothly?
The little boy in front of him looked very calm and confident when he was selling his toilet membership card.
"Our public toilets are divided into general pits and silver pits. But even better than these, the Jinkeng, which is popular with high-end consumers, not only has no peculiar smell in it.
And when you go to the toilet, you can also enjoy the refreshing natural fragrance of high-grade sandalwood. "
The little boy looked at Luo Xuan sincerely, "But I see that you, comrade, are imposing and well-dressed, and you don't look like an ordinary person who lacks spending power.
Not to mention the students in our school, who need to plan their lives carefully and carefully. Poor students, at this age, cannot create wealth for the society.So since my classmates and I can't open the source, we have to find ways to save money. "
Luo Xuan frowned, "So?"
"So, I suggest you apply for a Jinkeng monthly subscription card."
The little boy's routine is like a large intestine covering a small intestine, one set after another, endlessly, "5 survival coupons, only 5 survival coupons are needed for a month.
You can enjoy a comfortable toilet atmosphere without peculiar smell, which is not only equipped with washing facilities for you to wash your hands.
And around the Jinkeng, there are high-grade sandalwood edification, surrounded by flowers that change every day. Can you imagine how fresh and comfortable the atmosphere will be?
Not only that, we also provide you with unlimited toilet paper for free!As long as you don't take the toilet paper away, it doesn't matter how much toilet paper you use. "
I go!
An aqua toilet is just a squat pit, but the kid said it, but the result made people feel like they strayed into the emperor's special dragon toilet and sat on the golden toilet to poop.
The difference is that there are a few outstanding people standing next to them, holding a tray, which contains small golden dates used to clog the nostrils, hot towels, and warm water soaked in flowers
"Please let me go first. I need help from the rivers and lakes."
Just as Luo Xuan was standing at the door of the public toilet, talking to the toilet administrator, who was in charge of contracting the student canteen, the little fat man hurried over, "Has Jinkeng been cleaned up?"
The little boy in charge of the toilet nodded quickly, "It's ready long ago! The chrysanthemums, morning glory, and jasmine inside were all replaced just this morning, so you can rest assured, Fat Dongzi."
The little fat man glanced at Luo Xuan, and hurriedly reached out his hand to salute, "I'm really sorry, I'm still busy. I won't bother you."
Saying that, the little fat man plunged into the toilet and disappeared.
"You see, in our school, customers with high-end spending power, they all go to Jinkeng to experience the best toilet environment."
The little boy who contracted the toilet lost no time in selling his Jinkeng, "Fat Dongzi is in charge of the student cafeteria, so he usually pays great attention to personal hygiene.
In our place, apart from Jinkeng which can bring him a good hygienic environment, where else can he go? "
Standing behind the little boy, the chubby little girl also seized the opportunity to start acting as a trustee, "High-end people must need a high-end toilet environment. Different, different, completely different. It is impossible to create that kind of elegant Atmospheric."
These two guys!
One sings and one harmonizes, one is responsible for fanning the wind, and the other is responsible for lighting the fire.
It is estimated that these two guys usually do these things a lot.
However, since the little boy in front of him is so hard at selling his "Golden Pit".
Luo Xuan couldn't help being curious, but he also wanted to try to experience what he called the "golden pit". What kind of luxurious place is it?
However, no cash is accepted here.
"Here are 5 survival coupons."
Teacher Ran handed over a few yellowed kraft paper cards with the words "Survival Voucher" printed on them.
This legendary survival voucher is not particularly rough in production, it is a bit like the meal ticket in the internal cafeteria on the unit.
It's just that people's meal tickets will be printed with words such as "Two City Two for Fine Grain", "Half a Catty of Coarse Grain", or "One Dime for Vegetable Ticket".
And on this famous survival coupon, just use a ready-made stamp to stamp the words "survival coupon".
Then on the back of it, there is a warning saying "Do not forge, or the consequences will be serious!"
Perhaps in order to strengthen the warning, there is a set of numbers printed on the front of each survival coupon.
I don't know if these unique digital codes can play an anti-counterfeiting role?
Handed 5 survival coupons to the thin little boy, the boy turned slightly, "Please come inside"
Luo Xuan couldn't help being a little surprised, "That's all right, you don't need to give me a receipt, or a membership card or something like that if I take your Jinkeng membership?"
"Need not."
The little boy poked his own temple with his index finger, and then smiled slightly, "I've recorded all of who applied for what kind of membership card here, don't worry, there will never be any mistakes."
"Yes, his memory is astonishing."
Teacher Ran, who was following Luo Xuan, also spoke at this time, "This student Liu Wenxuan has been contracting this toilet for more than two years. confused."
When Luo Xuan heard this, he couldn't help feeling a little surprised: he was face-blind.
But the little boy in front of him is a proper artificial facial recognition machine!
If you let him stand on duty at the gate of the factory workshop, even the punch card machine can be saved
When Luo Xuan went into the toilet, he discovered that there was another mystery in this huge building.
Like the public toilets in other places, there is a big empty room without any shelter.
Inside are rows of squatting pits, neatly arranged, and the big guys squat with their buttocks squatting and squatting.
Whose ass is whiter?Whoever has thick legs can be seen, and there is no privacy at all between each other.
But this public toilet in the school is different:
As soon as you enter the door, there is a row of very neatly woven bamboo fence partitions that look very refreshing.
There is also a small fan at the entrance, made of moso bamboo, which is a bit like a "bogu shelf", which can more or less cover some of the scenes in the latrine and is divided into three different levels.
With this setup.
The privacy of those who entered the squatting pit could be more or less guaranteed.
On the top of the three small doors, there is a small wooden sign inlaid on each of them, and the red characters on the yellow background are very eye-catching: "Comfortable Pit", "Silver Pit", and "Jinzun Pit".
Among them, the comfort pit for ordinary consumers is at the forefront, and it also occupies the largest area.
Across the bamboo fence, there was a faint smell coming from inside, but it was not strong.
This shows that the little guy who manages the toilet usually pays great attention to cleaning the toilet.
But it is more likely that he has hired other classmates to work for him.
And he himself focuses on taking care of the "Golden Zun Pit".
The so-called golden pits are actually partitioned by woven patterns and exquisite bamboo fences, which separate the squat pits one by one.
In addition, in front of each squatting pit, there is a simple bamboo fence door to protect the privacy of those who use the toilet to the greatest extent.
In the area where Jinkeng is located, a plate of incense is indeed lit, exuding a very natural and fresh atmosphere.
It is estimated that it is the guy who manages the toilet. He went to the mountains to collect some mint and sandalwood bark, and added a small amount of aromatherapy crops such as lavender and thyme to make this so-called sandalwood by himself.
I also have to say that the environment in this golden pit is really not bad.
Not only is there no peculiar smell inside, but there are also several bouquets of watery flowers inserted on the walls of each small partition.
The bursts of wildflower fragrance permeate the air, which can really make people feel refreshed and comfortable.
The little fat man is next door to Luo Xuan.
At this time, he heard a neighbor coming, and the little fat man could probably tell in his heart that the person coming was the famous Uncle Luo Xuan.
So while the little fat man was working hard, he started talking, "Uncle Luo Xuan?"
Luo Xuan hummed.
"You don't think it's a serious mistake to classify people into different classes in this public toilet, do you?"
Luo Xuan shook his head, "No. Those who are willing to spend more money can enjoy a better environment and services. This is also a matter of course."
The little fat man was obviously very shrewd, and he couldn't let go of one question, "Uncle Luo Xuan, I mean Liu Wenxuan, who manages the toilet. He divided us students into three, six, or nine grades. Isn't this very wrong?"
"No. Although everyone is equal in theory, but in fact... the hierarchy has always existed and has never disappeared."
Luo Xuan knew the other party asked these questions and what his intention was, so he told the little fat man exactly what he thought, "We are not worker ants in a termite nest, we have to work desperately for a bite of food.
But all individuals have desires, and they will have different pursuits. This is nature, instinct, and an unchangeable objective fact. "
What Luo Xuan said was a bit deep.
And the little fat man squatting next door listened intently.
"It is precisely this kind of pursuit and desire that can motivate everyone to use their brains and fully mobilize their enthusiasm.
To create more wealth, and then achieve the established goals you pursue and satisfy your dreams. "
Luo Xuan sighed, "If you have to forcibly suppress human nature, try to eliminate individual desires, and make people the same, everyone is like a product produced on an assembly line.
In the end, we will lose the motivation to fight hard. Since we are not allowed to be different, we will be out of the crowd, follow the trend, and be like the big guys for the rest of our lives, just wait for death. "
"Yes, Uncle Luo Xuan, I understand."
The little fat man seemed to become unobstructed all of a sudden, and made two "poofs", very hearty, "Actually, I also like this kind of environment that is competitive and allows us to develop our strengths. Just now, I was most afraid that you would be different. idea.
I'm really worried that you will finally issue an order to ask Teacher Fan to make rectification immediately, and finally our school will look like those ordinary schools outside the mountain. What's the point of that? "
The little fat man started gnashing his teeth again, holding back desperately, "Those students in other schools, they are gnawing at their books every day, and they have endless homework every day.
Only with good test scores can you be praised by your parents, parents and relatives. Only well-behaved and obedient children with good academic performance are the real good children in their eyes. If I let me live that kind of life, I don’t know. Will I myself be suffocated to death in the end? "
"Then hold back, I'll go out first."
Luo Xuan fastened his belt, turned around and walked out, "I don't know, will I fully accept the teaching philosophy of this school?"
"But one thing, I can tell you with certainty."
Luo Xuan's voice floated over, "I hope you can do what you like to do. I support this school to encourage students to show their strengths and support the school to cultivate your sense of competition. Don't worry, the school cafeteria or toilet, or Commissary, the current status quo, will not make any changes."
"puff--"
Now, little fat Liu Xiangdong is completely smooth.
Luo spun out of the toilet.
The toilet manager named Liu Wenxuan who had been standing outside the door came forward with a professional smile and asked, "Uncle Luo Xuan, what are you dissatisfied with our service and environmental facilities? Excuse me, Luo Xuan." Uncle, do you have any comments or suggestions?"
The other party called himself Uncle Luo Xuan?
It seems that this little guy recognized himself early in the morning, and he is still trying his best to promote his Jinkeng members there. Hey, this guy really still recognizes money but not people!
Absolutely, absolutely, absolutely.
Luo Xuan replied lightly, "No, it's pretty good, and it's worth the money."
"Hey, that's fine."
The little guy finally smiled, "Uncle Luo Xuan, to tell you the truth, in order to build this public toilet, I secretly went to Rongwei County and visited several public toilets, including the toilet in the county government. !
Don't blame me for the high fees, I can't do anything about it. In order to renovate the toilet, I have a lot of loans from the school's general affairs office!Repayment pressure is high. "
Liu Wenxuan began to complain, "And in order to ensure the sanitation of the toilet, I hired a lot of people to help clean it. Every day before dawn, I have to go up the mountain to collect wild flowers. The operating cost is very high."
Luo Xuan kicked him, "Well, don't complain in front of me, since you have contracted this toilet, how to proceed with the follow-up operation and management, these are your duties, if you encounter difficulties, you have to Figure out a solution for yourself, right?"
Liu Wenxuan chuckled, "That's it, that's why I used this method of squatting and grading, so as to bring myself a little more income and repay the loan as soon as possible."
Luo Xuan looked at this guy, and thought that if he put it in the outside world, there would be nothing wrong with Mr. Mou!
That poor man Mou had to organize a few trains of leather and light industrial products, and take them to the polar bear to change planes back.
And the kid in front of him made his debut much earlier than the famous Mr. Mou!
This kid probably doesn't need to barter, he can get back a lot of good things just by playing with the white wolf with empty gloves.
brat!The future is absolutely promising.
(End of this chapter)
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