Marvel Magic Event Book

Chapter 1003 The King of Mischief (Part [-])
As Salomon expected, little Lorna looked bitter after learning that she was about to be ordered to participate in the social season, and even Dinah's elaborate meal did not interest her much.This social custom from London was revived, and made more artificial, among the artist community in New York.No jockeys, regattas, opera festivals, tennis tournaments, flower shows, court balls, just stars in the spotlight, postmodern art, blaring shutters, loud journalists and increasingly bad taste, politics An increasingly correct fashion show, a complete departure from the theme of elegance, perfectly fitting the British stereotype of the American.

But that was not the only thing that annoyed little Lorna. She had to wear skirts on those occasions, and this was the most unbearable thing for her.She didn't want to wear a custom dress and flirt with those socialites. Little Lorna felt that she could see through the empty brains of those people, which was really stupid.

"We can wear adventure suits and bring a folding shovel to the social dinner!" Salomon's proposal made little Lorna's eyes light up, and she knew that her brother still had some tricks to come up with.If there was any child in the orphanage who was the best at mischief, it was Salomon.Although he has always been very well-behaved and kind, he is not comparable to other children when he makes troubles. Taking little Lorna to rob the funds of the SHIELD is just a relatively inconspicuous one of countless pranks-plus the school he was studying at the time The high school is the famous Eton College and is in charge of the rattan whip, so he naturally became one of the prank targets of many students.However, his methods are constantly updated in the competition among his classmates, and he quickly moves closer to the famous predecessor and king of pranks, Horace Deville Cole. He can even retreat completely every time, and pick up the cane whip again Those classmates who were trying to trick him.

Little Lorna couldn't wait to hear what Salomon could do.

"We can go to Tanzania first to chase the migrating wildebeest, it's time for the migration to start. We can drive a jeep, bring some guns to deal with poachers, and bring some shovels to dig up elephant dung , we wash the shovel and use it to grill meat." Salomon said narrowly to Little Lorna, "Believe me, as long as we live in the wild for a week, we will shoot an adventure documentary. That documentary will be played at the venue, After the film was over we flew us, man and car, to the dinner to show all the participants that we were doing all the work in Africa. Those people had to put up with the stench of elephant dung on us and praise us for protecting animals contributed."

"They don't dare to cover their noses yet!" Little Lorna became excited, she knew that Salomon would not let her down.Her appetite came back, and she popped a piece of Dinah's salmon sushi into her mouth, swallowed it hastily, and said, "When they see us cooking with a shovel that scooped up elephant shit, I'll kiss every one of them." The people who came to shake our hands! God, I want to see how their faces change, it must be very funny! They absolutely dare not say no!"

"We can put all the goats on the transport plane down." Salomon stuffed a small piece of fish into the mouth of the girl beside him. She chewed the cold fish like a jelly and swallowed it.The mystic Zhang Ka said to little Lorna with both hands, "Imagine, more than 100 goats rushed straight to the buffet scene, chasing reporters and female stars around... I can imagine the goats holding the skirts of famous ladies, and Those arty Silicon Valley elites are running around with their asses on their asses. Let me see the guest list... oh, I'm sure it's going to be a fun day, and the well-groomed celebs are going to hate me. Especially the Kardashians Sister, I'm looking forward to seeing goats chasing these vulgar nouveau riche trying to add value to themselves with art, and Lady Minerva's guest list is so fitting."

It's not that Salomon looks at American celebrities with colored glasses, but that he really dislikes the vulgarity of these people. Taking the Kardashian family as an example, even if he talks to those people, Salomon feels that he has lowered his level.What he really appreciates are talented people, and such people will be respected by him. For example, the famous singer Taylor Swift was quietly arranged by him to a position that would not be affected by goats. Ziz was there too.

Because the scene was so ridiculous, little Lorna almost couldn't breathe out of laughter just thinking about it a little bit. She even slammed her head on the table, causing the silver tableware on the table to bounce and jingle.The girl who had just swallowed the fish was also giggling, although she didn't understand what the others were laughing at, she just thought it was funny that everyone was laughing——Salomon carefully observed the girl's eyes, observed the inlaid Silk ribbons with precision instruments and mysterious circuits.When the girl's mood swings were very violent, the corners of his eyes inadvertently showed a trace of vigilance.Bayunita noticed this and deliberately kicked Salomon's ankle under the table to signal him not to be too obvious.Maybe it was because she didn't get along well with little Lorna a few days ago. Now she plans to ignore the rebellious phenomenon in adolescence and start learning from human cubs. Beunita thinks this will help her future parenting career .

"That's definitely big news, we will definitely be the protagonists! I'll still wear the animal skins I peeled off!" Little Lorna's laughter was like a goose's cry, which was a vulgar behavior that the elegant Athena would never allow.Now she really feels the benefits of living in an Oxfordshire manor. The regulations here are much less than that of Mount Athena or private schools. Only Beunita is a bit strict. As long as she crosses the precepts, no one else will care about her. .

The animal skin that little Lorna was talking about was actually the skin of a possum.This craft is still a bit difficult for modern people, and Minerva did not force her to learn it.However, little Lorna seemed to have a soft spot for this dirty craft, and she even asked Salomon for advice, and after several attempts, she successfully peeled off a complete piece of leather with a knife and handed it to the cobbler.

"As long as they think of that banquet, they will definitely think of the pain of being hit by a goat, and us." Little Lorna said, holding up a fork, "From now on, we are the bullies of the New York social circle. Mess with us! We are not invited to all social occasions! This is really awesome!"

"As long as you can bear Lady Minerva's punishment, I don't think she will give you any good looks. And I think she will screw the goat's head off on the spot, or your head, you'd better hope it's the former , she is not a good-tempered woman." Joan poured cold water on them expressionlessly.She also deliberately bit off the butter-stained baby carrot with exaggerated movements, revealing a malicious reminder with her white teeth.Joan of Arc's words expressed something that Salomon didn't know yet, but the mystic still couldn't understand why she said that. "If I were you, I would never challenge her bottom line. Salomon, as long as you eat those things with a shovel, I won't kiss you until you brush your teeth a thousand times."

"A hundred times is fine, a thousand times is too harsh," Bayonetta said with a wink. "And I like the smell of mint toothpaste."

"You'll spoil him, Theresa!"

　Ask for a ticket!

　　
　
(End of this chapter)