Marvel Magic Event Book

Chapter 951 The Other Side of Life (Part [-])
After Salomon became an adult, the Supreme Master seldom gave him direct instructions. On the one hand, he was already independent in the legal sense and economic situation (although he was actually older, he was still 21 years old in the legal sense), and on the other hand, Salomon has come to regard the work of the Immortal City and Karma Taj as his own.On the surface, his authority in Karma Taj is second only to the Supreme Sorcerer, but in fact, the Supreme Sorcerer has already handed over all the authority to him, and many reports from the three major temples will be transferred to him, and he also has the Command Mystic Master The power to carry out missions, and even the dungeons that keep many secrets are unimpeded.

In short, like the Supreme Master, he can do as long as he thinks it is necessary.

For example, it is necessary to try to deliver a letter to Hela, the goddess of death, through the roots of the world tree leading to Nilfheim.

"I thought you were going to break in and fight her!" Victor von Doom couldn't help but patted his head, "But you actually wrote in the letter 'Your father wants to come Looking for you here, you'll be out soon, I'll be waiting for you at the door. Don't kill people, or I'll screw your head off. Kiss Kiss, and night night'. You're absolutely fucking crazy, What do you think it's good for? Damn sense of humor, I don't know why I even came here with you!"

"Although I don't know what Wotan's plan is, it's not a bad thing to make Hela go crazy." Salomon shrugged, "I fought her once or twice, but she never knew my identity. So I Sign the letter and let her know that I will wait for her outside. No matter who is waiting here, Hela will definitely be stabbed by the sword first. Think about it, if Wotan wants Talking to her about... wow, nothing will ever happen. We're going to make sure it happens, aren't we?"

The so-called signature, a crude scribble drawn at the end of a letter with yellow and black crayons stolen from a kid leaving for primary school's school bag, shows a figure in yellow armor holding a sword and a black head with horns. Man lying on the ground and sticking out his tongue.In addition, there is a very ugly black cat straddling the front and back of the paper, which can meow when poked lightly.It's a little magic that's practical and is often used in painting.

Thinking of this, Victor von Doom's iron mask's breathing grill made a heavy whirring wind sound, and he could guess that he was a little angry with his toes without hearing the buzzing of the finger servo joints.He had thought that Salomon was here to challenge or do something heroic, and he intended to keep Salomon safe, because without Salomon there would be no way for Latvinians to live a good life.

Victor von Doom hadn't anticipated Salomon's absurdity at all.

Although he had known for a long time that Salomon was the kind of guy who could conjure butterflies by magic to amuse children. When he was a child, he often used the little spells he invented to tease people or make Mordo fly into a rage, but he did not expect that the grown-up Salomon Lomon can still do this kind of thing. "You won't have a chance to joke anymore, Salomon." He said seriously, his eyes behind the eyepiece poking at Salomon like two knives. "Although your method is very effective, don't do such naive things next time, okay? You are the monarch of the Immortal City, and the future will be the monarch of the entire human race. No one wants to see a king joking!"

"I know, I know, I'm going to give the crayons back, I don't want to see a crying little boy. Take it easy, Victor, I'm going to enjoy life while I'm at it. I know I'm not qualified to say this In short, because I have been luckier than you since I was born, and you have suffered more than many people in the world. But life is not all about fighting - look around us, not at the glacier, look farther away. This is human society, later we can go to the town bar and have a drink, or add a raw egg to the whiskey... ",
"We've already drank two thousand milliliters of whiskey today!"

Salomon pretended not to hear Victor von Doom's complaint "...listen to the laughter of human beings, and then throw the empty wine bottle into Nilfheim. I'm pretty sure it helps reduce the environment on Earth Pollution. I believe that the goddess of death who has not tasted alcohol for thousands of years must be crazy. If she is already crazy, she will be even more crazy. Don't be like my assistant, although she is cute, she is really annoying at times. "

"Like when she reminded you to drink too much?"

"Oh, you are more annoying than her now! I don't want an annoying regent, I want..."

"Don't show your teeth and claws like a fool! Don't slide down the glacier like a child! Oh Shit!" Victor von Doom made a remorseful voice, "What kind of madness am I to answer? It shall be your Regent!"

"Oh, you mean you got into a fight with someone in a tavern in a small Norwegian town, and you drank with the police after the police arrived?" Bayonetta paced the living room, black silk pajamas Windless automatic, delicate triangular sapphire earrings sparkle.All of this is normal if you don't look at the gun in her hand. "You drank everyone down, including the only cop in town. That doesn't explain the lip marks on your face, boy!"

"Maybe it was the wine. After all, a lot of people wanted to kiss my face, but some wanted to use their fists, some wanted to use their lips. The former didn't work out. I'm not sure if the latter is the same. Everyone Like me, so the scene was a bit chaotic." Salomon handed Dinah a pancake on a plate, and Dinah put it on the table.Occasional food preparation at home is a hobby of Salomon, and Dinah also enjoys watching her master cook.

"Including those guys who were knocked out by me, they wanted to buy me some drugs, and the police were right by! This may be the most ridiculous thing I have ever experienced in my life!" Salomon picked up the bacon and put it in the pot .It was what Joan had asked for, she wanted some crunchy bacon.In fact, she is already sitting at the dining table, her pale gray eyes are fixed on the small pot in Salomon's hand. She doesn't want to miss the combination of baguette and bacon with garlic butter. It felt like she was back home—ever since Bayunita dragged her out of bed, she had been depressed and desperately needed the delicious food from home to relieve her bad mood.So today's dessert is a sore-throat macaron, which Dinah is already preparing.

"What's even more absurd is that you and those people snatched the live octopus from the sushi restaurant for viewing!"

"That octopus wants to go back to the sea, I heard it say so!"

"Are you sure you're not on drugs?"

"Of course not, the alchemy potion I made myself is a thousand times better than that. It was an accident, really. On a side note, the bartender was a male about my height, and he was gay, so that lip print was a bit big." For For ordinary people, the behavior of completely drinking has no effect on him. Even if the alcohol concentration in the blood is high enough to be ignited at that time, his brain will not be affected at all.Victor von Doom left early to complete his mission. Before leaving the town, Salomon went to the cave to make sure that Hela, the goddess of death, did not reply.

"And I've washed my face," he said. "It's clean and there's no trace left."

"Oh! That's okay!" Bayonetta dropped the pistol casually, and the Cheshire cat jumped up from the carpet and hugged the precious magic gun in a tacit understanding, then bit the barrel like holding a fish, His hind legs kicked hard on the handlebars.Phoenix tilted his head, making sure that the Cheshire Cat would not push the trigger and shoot himself, and then he continued to write new verses with a pen in his paw on his pole.Salomon has already negotiated with the publisher under a false identity, and Phoenix will publish a new poetry collection in six months.

"I'd like some garlic butter croutons," she said, "and a whip. I want to make sure my husband's sexuality is still normal. Do you have any of that in your pan? Or did you forget it in the In the bedroom? Regardless of whether it was an accident or not, you can only sleep in the living room tonight, thank you."

　Ask for a ticket!

　　
　
(End of this chapter)