fast and ferocious

Chapter 404 Fun at the Banquet ([-]) Second Watch

Qin Wubing also looked in the direction that the man pointed, and saw that Marquis Yongcheng and the general who were walking in front were quickly overtaken by the old monk who was running fast with his front...

"Sun, listen carefully. If you dare to look down on my third brother, then you are looking down on me! Don't think that you are a soldier wearing armor. Have you ever been on a battlefield? My third brother led thousands of people and won the battle for life. Lu and Xining, do you know how many rebels there are in Xining? Don’t you always say that you are familiar with military books, how many wars can you name in history? I will tell you today, none of them are as good as my third brother. Let's fight!" Guo Yi ignored who was coming, and angrily reprimanded him.

"Why don't you fight anymore?" The old monk ran close panting, and said with great regret: "I ran over when I heard the sound, it was too fast! Hit it again!"

"Prince Rui!" Guo Yixiang felt greatly wronged: "They, they bullied third brother!"

"Ah?!" The old monk's eyes widened immediately.

Those people on the grass hurriedly checked whether the distance between themselves and Sun Ji was safe.

"How could someone bully him?"

The happy expression of the old monk made Guo Yi subconsciously look at Qin Wubing who was scratching his forehead.

"Is this the kid who wants to bully Wubing?" The old monk asked, pointing at Sun Ji who had just stood up.

"Prince Rui calm down!"

Marquis Yongcheng and the military general also came forward at this time, the two shouted in unison first, then the general clasped his fists and said: "The dog acted recklessly, when the general returns home, I will definitely teach him a good lesson!"

Before the old monk could speak, Qin Wubing asked loudly: "General Sun doesn't know what happened, how do you know it must be your son's fault?"

After finishing speaking, Qin Wubing also walked towards the grass under the corridor.

General Sun hurriedly said: "This kid is usually outspoken. I was worried that he would cause trouble every day. I didn't think about it..."

"What did you say about him?" the old monk asked Sun Ji curiously.

"Qishu asked him, what would he say in front of his father at this time? Qishu might as well ask me."

"What did he say about you?"

Qin Wubing told the riddle, and after the joke was finished, he also asked Sun Ji's question, which made the old monk so happy that he almost sat on the ground.

Qin Wubing shrugged his shoulders at the bewildered General Sun and said:
"General Sun saw it. What the son said was nothing. It can only be said that his temper was a little more straightforward. You can see that Prince Rui was happy, but I was a little unhappy when the son continued. If the opportunity to show his face is because he makes everyone unable to enjoy himself, it is really not good."

General Sun gave Sun Ji a hard look, and Sun Ji lowered his head.

But the old monk stopped laughing, and said with a serious face: "No way! How can there be no punishment for bullying my family? I will punish you for telling a joke that can make me laugh, and I will forgive you!"

Sun Ji was so anxious that his face was covered with sweat, how could he tell jokes, Marquis Yongcheng stepped forward, bowed and said to the old monk: "I will tell my nephew, if Prince Rui thinks it is good, he will spare the nephew, let's go back Can you keep drinking?"

"Say it, say it, as long as I smile, I can do anything!"

"Isn't it easy to make you laugh?" Qin Wubing snorted coldly: "Is there any need to tell jokes? You can laugh until next year if you fart at an inappropriate time!"

The old monk laughed loudly and said, "What you said doesn't count!" Pointing to Marquis Yongcheng, he urged, "Speak quickly!"

Hou Yongcheng cleared his throat and said:
"There is a family whose daughter-in-law is ignorant, but always pretends to be smart. One day, her husband came back from a visit and complained: 'Look at the other's daughter-in-law, and then look at you!' His daughter-in-law wondered: 'What's wrong with me? ?' Her husband said: 'I'm going to be a guest. His wife is very polite and asked me your name? I said my surname is Zhang, and they asked again, is it Zhang Zhang or Li Zao Zhang?' His wife was very unconvinced and said: 'Then Who wouldn't know it!' After a few days, a visitor came to the house, and his wife immediately asked, "What's your surname? The man replied, "My surname is Hou." "His daughter-in-law asked: 'Male monkey, female monkey?'"

The old monk laughed and fell to the ground, and Hou Yongcheng hurried forward to help him up.

The others were laughing too, but Qin Wubing shook his head repeatedly. After seeing this, the old monk stepped forward and slapped Qin Wubing on the shoulder: "Why don't you laugh?!"

Qin Wubing wanted to say that when he saw the old monk laughing like this, he thought of Fengming... He only felt a little pain in his left buttock, how could he laugh!

"I laughed too, go back to the bar." Qin Wubing persuaded.

"It's no fun sitting with these old fellows, I'll sit at your table!" The old monk walked towards the corridor swaggeringly without waiting for Qin Wubing to say anything else.

Qin Wubing had no choice but to bow his hands to Marquis Yongcheng and General Sun: "Uncle Qi is here to take care of me, you two should eat and drink well!"

Yong Chenghou hurriedly said: "Is this inappropriate?"

"Which makes Lord Hou feel inappropriate?"

"There is also a Shangshu over there, several sons of the Shangshu, and several princes and princes..."

"Believe me, they are more at ease when Uncle Seven is not here. They have seen each other, and they have said what should be said. Uncle Seven..."

Qin Wubing hadn't finished speaking yet, only heard a 'pop' on the corridor, and then the old monk shouted angrily: "How dare you be as big or small as me?!"

Qin Wubing hurried over, followed by Marquis Yongcheng and General Sun.

I ran over and saw that the old monk was sitting on a chair with a sullen face, and a young man was lying on the ground beside the table, covering his face with one hand and hanging his head, but no one stepped forward to help him.

Guo Yi leaned close to Qin Wubing's side and said in a low voice:

"Grandson of the official servant's family, this kid may have seen that you and Prince Rui are not as old or young, so he thought that Prince Rui would follow suit. I didn't hear what was said earlier, that is, two or three sentences. Prince Rui hooked his shoulders and put his back on his back, Prince Rui became anxious and raised his hand to give him a slap."

Qin Wubing sighed and said: "You go and help him up and send him to his parents... let them go back to the house, lest Uncle Qi will lose his temper when he sees him soon."

Guo Yi hurriedly stepped forward to help the young man up, Qin Wubing saw clearly that the childishness on the face of the 'young man' was still evident, and now he was even more frightened, he did what Guo Yi asked him to do, very similar A wronged child.

Qin Wubing narrowed his eyes and watched the two slowly walk away.

Seeing his grandson walking away, Marquis Yongcheng sighed in his heart, he doesn't have as much face as his grandson in front of Prince Rui, and now he has no other way, he must first coax this ancestor in front of him!
Marquis Yongcheng walked to the side of the old monk, summoned up his courage and bowed and said, "Prince Rui should go back to that table, young people will inevitably have..."

"Get out!" The old monk became angry: "Find out which family the kid belongs to, don't try to fool around with this matter!"

Marquis Yongcheng straightened up, looking at Qin Wubing for help, Qin Wubing waved his hand, signaling Marquis Yongcheng to go back first, how could Marquis Yongcheng leave in peace?Had to stand aside.

　The upper limit can really be waived on weekends, everyone, let’s save up, this time there will be no more, I’m really sorry!

　　During this period of time, I have used a lot to save manuscripts, and I can’t code many new ones. I basically stay in bed. Going to the hospital is a troublesome thing these days. You must pay attention to protection!
　　Friends in Shanghai, come on, data is dropping, victory is in sight!
　　Friends in the capital don't panic, take proper measures, and you won't be able to stir up trouble!

　　Let's all work hard!
　　
　
(End of this chapter)