The fairy city of the market man
Chapter 20
Chapter 20
The one at the forefront is the largest three-sectioned shrimp.
Shrimp fishermen in Green Willow City catch them with insects and meat, and they use their own bodies to catch meat that is difficult to meet in the passage, and each gets what he needs.
Shang San'er was very excited to see the pair of pliers of the three-section shrimp clamped on the dog meat with his own eyes. This was an experience he had never had in so many years of shrimp fishing.
Originally, the Zhou family charged shrimp fishermen one or two taels of silver for one section of shrimp, six taels of silver for two sections of shrimp, and 20 taels of silver for three sections of shrimp.
Shrimp was sold to the Zhou family, and the silver was actually only a reward, not a transaction. Except for a section of shrimp, no one dared to sell it, and the immortals did not bid for it. I didn't know the reason before, but now Got it, there are ears to repay God.
20 taels of silver!
Originally, my mother had calculated that she would marry Shang San'er a daughter-in-law. After all the affairs were done, it would only cost more than 20 taels of silver!
In Shang Sancao Si's cognition, 20 taels is a daughter-in-law!
The two rogues originally earned dozens of taels of silver by extorting people, fishing for shrimps, helping the farm, etc., but they had to spend on food every day, and had to pay taxes every year. Injury medicines and interrogation and confiscation are the big ones. With such a meticulous old lady running the house, she didn't save much for Shang San'er, let alone Cao Si, who spent all of it.
Due to old grievances, after being injured, Shang San'er never let his mother go to the Black Heart Liu's shop to buy medicine, but the price of the medicine is not cheap, and the wound is slow to heal, causing him to often scold and sell Medicine is not a good person.
Shang San'er also knows the price that the Zhou family sells to the immortals. One piece of shrimp is not worth the merit bamboo leaf, and it is only sold for silver. Two pieces of shrimp are sold together for one merit bamboo leaf. .
I don't know about the four or five knot shrimp, but it has been passed down for thousands of years that the best one caught by the people of Green Willow City is the six knot shrimp, and the City Lord's Mansion sells 460 leaves!
This shrimp is self-resisting Taoism, apart from fishing, there are not many ways for the immortals to obtain it.
Seeing is believing, the bottom three prawns have already been eaten, and there is no need to feel it anymore, so he turns the wheel quickly and lifts the thread.
But it's a pity that after pulling more than 20 feet, the pliers of the three-section shrimp touched the dog meat, cut it open, and fell off.
What fell was not a shrimp, but a three-leaf meritorious bamboo leaf!
The dog meat on the hook was only missing a corner, and the shrimp had not been cut to the ponytail line and the hook, so it could still be used. Shang San'er didn't lift it again, and put the loose line back as it was.
When fishing shrimp in Liujie Mountain, the hook and line will be damaged, which will also consume costs.
Youbi Shrimp has only a little IQ, and he took one away first, and the rest were still spinning around, and when they found that the dog meat came back, they crawled over to fight for it.
Compared with the situation of purely relying on the hand to sense the hundreds of feet down, it is much better to have a "thousand-mile eye", but it has to be lifted four or five times in a row, and only after breaking a hook, can a two-section shrimp be caught.
This is the best result so far. Shang San'er only caught one section of shrimp before.
Seeing the situation under the channel clearly, I caught two-section shrimp, but I was a little unwilling to go back.
And fish for a while!
I was about to throw the two prawns in my hand on the old dog's back, but I thought: "Some people get the Youbi prawns, and they peel them and eat them raw on the spot. I have been fishing for many years, and I don't even know the taste, so I don't deserve it." Awaken the identity of the Earth Immortal!"
Among ordinary people, it is worth six taels of silver, and for practitioners, it is worth half a bamboo leaf of merit.
Once the thought arises, it cannot be stopped.
Half a meritorious bamboo leaf is worthless, and you should be able to catch it in the future!
Just for a taste, Shang San'er threw away the wheel and fishing line, and peeled off the shell of the shrimp.
Start peeling from the tail so that your fingers won't be caught by it.
Peel off the shell, leaving two chubby shrimp meat, bite it down, and the juice splashes everywhere.
The taste is very fresh, without any fishy smell!
The juice entered the stomach, and it all turned into a cold and special aura, but in terms of the amount of aura, it was not as good as adding more to a small cup of wine last night.
The aura content is much worse than that of Rotten Intestine Wine.
Left and right can't be promoted, it's just a taste.
After eating two sections of shrimp meat, Shang San'er patted his belly: "Mmm! It's really worth half a leaf, it's fresh and refreshing!"
I still lack knowledge of meritorious bamboo leaves, but I do know about six taels of silver. In fact, I feel that I have lost money, but I have eaten it all, and I have no regrets.
Sip off the juice from your fingers, continue to cut dog meat, and fish again!
When the dog meat was put on the hook, the idea came.
Qianlimu saw it with his own eyes before, and the largest one was only a three-sectioned shrimp. The larger Youbi shrimp was missing because the fishing line was not long enough!
After many years of fishing shrimp, I have summed up my experience. If you want to catch Youbi shrimp with more than four knots, the fishing line must be more than two hundred feet!
No matter how deep it is, it is not within the effective range of Shang San'er's Qianlimu now.
But the longer the fishing line, the greater the possibility of being cut when lifting the line, and the prawns must be smarter.
There is dog meat from Youbi Shrimp as bait, and Daoist clairvoyance to see it with your own eyes, and you have a lot of hooks today, why don't you try to catch a good one?
Among the original shrimp fishermen, there is no lack of those who have been sticking to the deeper depths, waiting to make a fortune. He remembered that there was an old man not far from his fishing position, and the line he used was long enough.
Walk a few steps along the outside of the tiankeng, and find the obviously larger wheel and fishing line next to a pile of dead branches of thorny vines, which is the work of the old man.
In the original Lvliu City, there are almost a fixed number of more than a hundred people who are bold enough to fish for shrimps. Even if others steal them, they still have to use them in Tiankeng. As long as they are marked, they can be retrieved. I'm too lazy to take it back to the city. After fishing, I usually put all the fishing tackle beside the tiankeng.
Take the old man's fishing tackle back to his own fishing spot, put on dog meat, cast the clairvoyance again, and start fishing again!
A hundred feet further down the cave wall, the color of Moyu seems to be a little darker, and it looks a bit like the black mist released by Youmo.
But that is jade, not fog.
When the wheel line was empty and the dog meat bait was completely down to the bottom, it was another half an hour before the Youbi Shrimp appeared.
At this time, it's almost time for lunch at home, anyway, Shang San'er didn't want to go back after eating a piece of shrimp that wasn't cheap.
More than 200 feet below the passage, in the eyes of Qianlimu, the shrimps are slowly emerging, indeed they are all big, but compared to the dense number of small shrimps in the upper layer, they are too rare.
With poor eyesight, there are only four in total, and there are two in each of the four and five sections.
Their greed for dog meat is the same as that of small shrimps. They drilled out of the black jade, and after smelling the smell to identify the direction, they scrambled to crawl over.
After the pliers bit the meat of the nearest four-section shrimp, Shang San'er twisted the wheel and pulled the wire.
When the shrimp is big, its pincers are long. During the lifting process, it has been gnawing on the dog meat, and its mouth is directly caught by the hook. But Shang San'er can't lift it up to [-] feet, and its pincers go back and cut off the horsetail line.
The mouth of the shrimp was hooked, and it fell down together with the dog meat.
Pull up all the fishing lines, put on new hooks, and cut dog meat.
This time Shang San'er was ruthless and cut off a large piece of the old dog's back thigh to use as bait.
If the length of the fishing line remains the same, it will still land at the original position. His fishing position hangs down, and the nearest one is the four-section shrimp just now. According to memory, he changed fishing positions around the sinkhole.
When the bait hangs down to the bottom, the nearest one is a five-section shrimp.
If you want to fish, you can fish big!
Then it was lifted twenty or thirty feet, and the shrimp fell again.
In the end, all four shrimps at this depth were caught once, without exception, all fell.
I don't know if the fallen shrimps fell to the bottom or could climb to the next side of the black jade wall, but within a short period of time, there were no shrimps at this height.
There is no way, just untie some ponytail thread a little bit, and come again.
The Youbi Shrimp divide their territory according to the depth of the passage, the fishing line is shortened, and the height is changed. After waiting for half an hour, a few four-five-section shrimps are drawn out.
Fish again, drop again.
When the dog meat is gone, cut again, and when the clairvoyance is almost over, then recast. If the fishing line is too short, it will lead to shrimp, so cut a section of ponytail line to connect it.
Any shrimp that has been caught more than once will become more refined, and it will be more difficult to catch next time. It is best to encounter a greedy shrimp that has never been caught before, so that it is easy to catch.
It takes a shrimp with one segment to grow into five segments. I don't know how many years it will take. It is unlikely that it will not be caught during this period.
Therefore, it is difficult to catch.
Being able to see the scene under the passage with his own eyes made him not feel bored, and he could find things to do at hand. He was busy until noon, and finally caught him a gluttonous five-section shrimp that never let go of its claws.
"Hey, don't worry about meritorious bamboo leaves anymore!"
The six-section shrimp sold 460 pieces of meritorious bamboo leaves. After all, the five-section ones should be sold around the blinds, which is enough to pay Tu Zhuang's salary for several years, right?
The five-section shrimp is not only bigger in size, but also much stronger than the one or two section shrimp. The shrimp claws are sharper. If it pinches your fingers, it will end up turning the bones into two sections. Fortunately, Shang Saner is not a magic robbery. Comparable to before, the technique is the same as grabbing a section of shrimp, holding the back of the shrimp tightly with five fingers, and letting the shrimp wave its pincers in the hand.
He smiled smugly.
Turning around, seeing the old dog, he was startled again.
"How did you cut so much?"
Now the old dog has been cut off a lot of meat and fur, and the bones on the hind legs are exposed, and only a small half of the remaining parts are intact!
It lacks skin and meat, and there are bones and forks left in the second half.
It's miserable to look at!
This injury is just a trivial matter to Youmo, but it is unrealistic to have prawns every day, Shang Saner asked: "Old dog, how long does it take for your meat to grow back?"
Unable to speak, the old dog wagged its tail from side to side.
Shang San'er counted, it was seven.
"Seven days?"
The old dog nodded.
If you can use dog meat to lure the prawns back into the tunnel, to eliminate the influence of the last catastrophe, you can use grasshoppers and crickets as bait, so you can't catch them. , there is also a solution, no need to worry.
After eating a shrimp with two knots and another one with five knots, I had a great time today, but before I go down the mountain and go home, I have to pack up the fishing line and the reel, otherwise they will be messed up by the mountain wind, and I won’t be able to do it again next time. use.
After tidying up, the wheel was placed under the rocks and pressed down, and then I rode down the mountain on a dog that lacked skin and meat, and came down to walk after entering the east gate.
Catch five-section shrimp, full of happiness!
When passing the door of the Protocol Department, think about it, or go in.
It's not good for Da Xia to show off with Cao Si, and my wife doesn't know how to flatter her. If she doesn't show off with that dead old woman, what other options are there?
Shang San'er took the prawn and barged to Granny Chen's bed.
Coincidentally, the little girl, Chen Meier, thought she was going to help the old lady cook dinner, and if she was not in front of her, she would be scolded!
"Old godmother, look at the young master's ability, have you ever seen the five-section Youbi shrimp?"
The dead old woman was really startled, and she stammered: "Did you catch it?"
"Otherwise? Do you know it's not the young master who blows it? How many are there in the world who are personally passed down by heavenly immortals and earthly immortals? You, a godly old woman with a corpse, have this ability?"
After all, she is Mrs. Needle. After the initial surprise, she immediately returned the color: "Bah! If you don't rely on that old dog, you can also catch five-section shrimp with your puppy? Except for the luck of hitting dog shit, how can a puppy have any real skills?" ?”
The war started again, but today's old man was obviously not energetic enough, so Shang San'er won a complete victory.
After three quarrels before and after, today I got a little upper hand, Shang San'er rolled up his sleeves, and took advantage of the victory to chase down the poor!
Just as he was cursing happily, he suddenly heard footsteps on Beitong Street, coming towards the protocol department.
Hearing the voice, it wasn't Chen Meier who was timid with small steps, but Cao Si!
Shang San'er patted the five-section shrimp on the old dog's back, and ordered: "Hide it well!"
The five-section shrimp hides in the old dog's hair, Shang San'er immediately changes the topic of the scolding, and Granny Zhen also changes the subject, but doesn't mention Youbi shrimp anymore.
Cao Si walked into the concierge department, followed the voice to Grandma Zhen's room, and asked in surprise, "Why are you arguing?"
He laughed and leaned against the door frame again: "Just disturb you, it has nothing to do with me!"
Shang San'er scolded a few more words, Fang felt exhausted, and dragged Cao Si away: "Damn old woman, just wait, I will scold you tomorrow!"
Back on Beitong Street, Cao Si asked him, "Why did you have an enmity with the old woman?"
Cao Si knew that the old woman was a human immortal, so Shang San'er didn't hide it from him: "The day You Mo came out, it was this old woman who knocked out two of my teeth, almost disfiguring me!"
Cao Si was surprised: "I thought it was your old lady who knocked it off, why did you offend the gods? Miss Chen just got angry with you because of this, causing you to be beaten by my old lady?"
When Shang San'er nodded, he smiled gloatingly at the side, and after a while, he remembered to ask: "The old dog is so capable, why did he get hurt?"
Shang San'er answered him: "I let it bite that dead old woman, and I was injured! Don't tell Xiaoniang Chen, she is used to suing, and I will be hammered by my old lady!"
"Human immortals are human immortals, there are still ways to lie down like a cripple, you should also be more careful," Cao Si praised, and then snorted: "The little lady is also a human immortal, can I talk to her? "
In fact, Cao Si was more in awe of immortals than Shang San'er. After speaking, he felt depressed and changed the subject: "What are you doing? I haven't seen anyone for a day!"
Shang San'er answered him: "Peaches are ripe outside the city. I walked around the city, and I found some delicious ones. I'm full from just eating the peaches! I wanted to pick them to honor my mother, so I woke up without the frame. Pick it up after dinner!"
Cao Si shouted: "You have no conscience, you only want to honor your old mother, but you don't honor me? Let's go together at night!"
"The idiot took advantage of me," Shang San'er said with a smile, "Success!"
(End of this chapter)
The one at the forefront is the largest three-sectioned shrimp.
Shrimp fishermen in Green Willow City catch them with insects and meat, and they use their own bodies to catch meat that is difficult to meet in the passage, and each gets what he needs.
Shang San'er was very excited to see the pair of pliers of the three-section shrimp clamped on the dog meat with his own eyes. This was an experience he had never had in so many years of shrimp fishing.
Originally, the Zhou family charged shrimp fishermen one or two taels of silver for one section of shrimp, six taels of silver for two sections of shrimp, and 20 taels of silver for three sections of shrimp.
Shrimp was sold to the Zhou family, and the silver was actually only a reward, not a transaction. Except for a section of shrimp, no one dared to sell it, and the immortals did not bid for it. I didn't know the reason before, but now Got it, there are ears to repay God.
20 taels of silver!
Originally, my mother had calculated that she would marry Shang San'er a daughter-in-law. After all the affairs were done, it would only cost more than 20 taels of silver!
In Shang Sancao Si's cognition, 20 taels is a daughter-in-law!
The two rogues originally earned dozens of taels of silver by extorting people, fishing for shrimps, helping the farm, etc., but they had to spend on food every day, and had to pay taxes every year. Injury medicines and interrogation and confiscation are the big ones. With such a meticulous old lady running the house, she didn't save much for Shang San'er, let alone Cao Si, who spent all of it.
Due to old grievances, after being injured, Shang San'er never let his mother go to the Black Heart Liu's shop to buy medicine, but the price of the medicine is not cheap, and the wound is slow to heal, causing him to often scold and sell Medicine is not a good person.
Shang San'er also knows the price that the Zhou family sells to the immortals. One piece of shrimp is not worth the merit bamboo leaf, and it is only sold for silver. Two pieces of shrimp are sold together for one merit bamboo leaf. .
I don't know about the four or five knot shrimp, but it has been passed down for thousands of years that the best one caught by the people of Green Willow City is the six knot shrimp, and the City Lord's Mansion sells 460 leaves!
This shrimp is self-resisting Taoism, apart from fishing, there are not many ways for the immortals to obtain it.
Seeing is believing, the bottom three prawns have already been eaten, and there is no need to feel it anymore, so he turns the wheel quickly and lifts the thread.
But it's a pity that after pulling more than 20 feet, the pliers of the three-section shrimp touched the dog meat, cut it open, and fell off.
What fell was not a shrimp, but a three-leaf meritorious bamboo leaf!
The dog meat on the hook was only missing a corner, and the shrimp had not been cut to the ponytail line and the hook, so it could still be used. Shang San'er didn't lift it again, and put the loose line back as it was.
When fishing shrimp in Liujie Mountain, the hook and line will be damaged, which will also consume costs.
Youbi Shrimp has only a little IQ, and he took one away first, and the rest were still spinning around, and when they found that the dog meat came back, they crawled over to fight for it.
Compared with the situation of purely relying on the hand to sense the hundreds of feet down, it is much better to have a "thousand-mile eye", but it has to be lifted four or five times in a row, and only after breaking a hook, can a two-section shrimp be caught.
This is the best result so far. Shang San'er only caught one section of shrimp before.
Seeing the situation under the channel clearly, I caught two-section shrimp, but I was a little unwilling to go back.
And fish for a while!
I was about to throw the two prawns in my hand on the old dog's back, but I thought: "Some people get the Youbi prawns, and they peel them and eat them raw on the spot. I have been fishing for many years, and I don't even know the taste, so I don't deserve it." Awaken the identity of the Earth Immortal!"
Among ordinary people, it is worth six taels of silver, and for practitioners, it is worth half a bamboo leaf of merit.
Once the thought arises, it cannot be stopped.
Half a meritorious bamboo leaf is worthless, and you should be able to catch it in the future!
Just for a taste, Shang San'er threw away the wheel and fishing line, and peeled off the shell of the shrimp.
Start peeling from the tail so that your fingers won't be caught by it.
Peel off the shell, leaving two chubby shrimp meat, bite it down, and the juice splashes everywhere.
The taste is very fresh, without any fishy smell!
The juice entered the stomach, and it all turned into a cold and special aura, but in terms of the amount of aura, it was not as good as adding more to a small cup of wine last night.
The aura content is much worse than that of Rotten Intestine Wine.
Left and right can't be promoted, it's just a taste.
After eating two sections of shrimp meat, Shang San'er patted his belly: "Mmm! It's really worth half a leaf, it's fresh and refreshing!"
I still lack knowledge of meritorious bamboo leaves, but I do know about six taels of silver. In fact, I feel that I have lost money, but I have eaten it all, and I have no regrets.
Sip off the juice from your fingers, continue to cut dog meat, and fish again!
When the dog meat was put on the hook, the idea came.
Qianlimu saw it with his own eyes before, and the largest one was only a three-sectioned shrimp. The larger Youbi shrimp was missing because the fishing line was not long enough!
After many years of fishing shrimp, I have summed up my experience. If you want to catch Youbi shrimp with more than four knots, the fishing line must be more than two hundred feet!
No matter how deep it is, it is not within the effective range of Shang San'er's Qianlimu now.
But the longer the fishing line, the greater the possibility of being cut when lifting the line, and the prawns must be smarter.
There is dog meat from Youbi Shrimp as bait, and Daoist clairvoyance to see it with your own eyes, and you have a lot of hooks today, why don't you try to catch a good one?
Among the original shrimp fishermen, there is no lack of those who have been sticking to the deeper depths, waiting to make a fortune. He remembered that there was an old man not far from his fishing position, and the line he used was long enough.
Walk a few steps along the outside of the tiankeng, and find the obviously larger wheel and fishing line next to a pile of dead branches of thorny vines, which is the work of the old man.
In the original Lvliu City, there are almost a fixed number of more than a hundred people who are bold enough to fish for shrimps. Even if others steal them, they still have to use them in Tiankeng. As long as they are marked, they can be retrieved. I'm too lazy to take it back to the city. After fishing, I usually put all the fishing tackle beside the tiankeng.
Take the old man's fishing tackle back to his own fishing spot, put on dog meat, cast the clairvoyance again, and start fishing again!
A hundred feet further down the cave wall, the color of Moyu seems to be a little darker, and it looks a bit like the black mist released by Youmo.
But that is jade, not fog.
When the wheel line was empty and the dog meat bait was completely down to the bottom, it was another half an hour before the Youbi Shrimp appeared.
At this time, it's almost time for lunch at home, anyway, Shang San'er didn't want to go back after eating a piece of shrimp that wasn't cheap.
More than 200 feet below the passage, in the eyes of Qianlimu, the shrimps are slowly emerging, indeed they are all big, but compared to the dense number of small shrimps in the upper layer, they are too rare.
With poor eyesight, there are only four in total, and there are two in each of the four and five sections.
Their greed for dog meat is the same as that of small shrimps. They drilled out of the black jade, and after smelling the smell to identify the direction, they scrambled to crawl over.
After the pliers bit the meat of the nearest four-section shrimp, Shang San'er twisted the wheel and pulled the wire.
When the shrimp is big, its pincers are long. During the lifting process, it has been gnawing on the dog meat, and its mouth is directly caught by the hook. But Shang San'er can't lift it up to [-] feet, and its pincers go back and cut off the horsetail line.
The mouth of the shrimp was hooked, and it fell down together with the dog meat.
Pull up all the fishing lines, put on new hooks, and cut dog meat.
This time Shang San'er was ruthless and cut off a large piece of the old dog's back thigh to use as bait.
If the length of the fishing line remains the same, it will still land at the original position. His fishing position hangs down, and the nearest one is the four-section shrimp just now. According to memory, he changed fishing positions around the sinkhole.
When the bait hangs down to the bottom, the nearest one is a five-section shrimp.
If you want to fish, you can fish big!
Then it was lifted twenty or thirty feet, and the shrimp fell again.
In the end, all four shrimps at this depth were caught once, without exception, all fell.
I don't know if the fallen shrimps fell to the bottom or could climb to the next side of the black jade wall, but within a short period of time, there were no shrimps at this height.
There is no way, just untie some ponytail thread a little bit, and come again.
The Youbi Shrimp divide their territory according to the depth of the passage, the fishing line is shortened, and the height is changed. After waiting for half an hour, a few four-five-section shrimps are drawn out.
Fish again, drop again.
When the dog meat is gone, cut again, and when the clairvoyance is almost over, then recast. If the fishing line is too short, it will lead to shrimp, so cut a section of ponytail line to connect it.
Any shrimp that has been caught more than once will become more refined, and it will be more difficult to catch next time. It is best to encounter a greedy shrimp that has never been caught before, so that it is easy to catch.
It takes a shrimp with one segment to grow into five segments. I don't know how many years it will take. It is unlikely that it will not be caught during this period.
Therefore, it is difficult to catch.
Being able to see the scene under the passage with his own eyes made him not feel bored, and he could find things to do at hand. He was busy until noon, and finally caught him a gluttonous five-section shrimp that never let go of its claws.
"Hey, don't worry about meritorious bamboo leaves anymore!"
The six-section shrimp sold 460 pieces of meritorious bamboo leaves. After all, the five-section ones should be sold around the blinds, which is enough to pay Tu Zhuang's salary for several years, right?
The five-section shrimp is not only bigger in size, but also much stronger than the one or two section shrimp. The shrimp claws are sharper. If it pinches your fingers, it will end up turning the bones into two sections. Fortunately, Shang Saner is not a magic robbery. Comparable to before, the technique is the same as grabbing a section of shrimp, holding the back of the shrimp tightly with five fingers, and letting the shrimp wave its pincers in the hand.
He smiled smugly.
Turning around, seeing the old dog, he was startled again.
"How did you cut so much?"
Now the old dog has been cut off a lot of meat and fur, and the bones on the hind legs are exposed, and only a small half of the remaining parts are intact!
It lacks skin and meat, and there are bones and forks left in the second half.
It's miserable to look at!
This injury is just a trivial matter to Youmo, but it is unrealistic to have prawns every day, Shang Saner asked: "Old dog, how long does it take for your meat to grow back?"
Unable to speak, the old dog wagged its tail from side to side.
Shang San'er counted, it was seven.
"Seven days?"
The old dog nodded.
If you can use dog meat to lure the prawns back into the tunnel, to eliminate the influence of the last catastrophe, you can use grasshoppers and crickets as bait, so you can't catch them. , there is also a solution, no need to worry.
After eating a shrimp with two knots and another one with five knots, I had a great time today, but before I go down the mountain and go home, I have to pack up the fishing line and the reel, otherwise they will be messed up by the mountain wind, and I won’t be able to do it again next time. use.
After tidying up, the wheel was placed under the rocks and pressed down, and then I rode down the mountain on a dog that lacked skin and meat, and came down to walk after entering the east gate.
Catch five-section shrimp, full of happiness!
When passing the door of the Protocol Department, think about it, or go in.
It's not good for Da Xia to show off with Cao Si, and my wife doesn't know how to flatter her. If she doesn't show off with that dead old woman, what other options are there?
Shang San'er took the prawn and barged to Granny Chen's bed.
Coincidentally, the little girl, Chen Meier, thought she was going to help the old lady cook dinner, and if she was not in front of her, she would be scolded!
"Old godmother, look at the young master's ability, have you ever seen the five-section Youbi shrimp?"
The dead old woman was really startled, and she stammered: "Did you catch it?"
"Otherwise? Do you know it's not the young master who blows it? How many are there in the world who are personally passed down by heavenly immortals and earthly immortals? You, a godly old woman with a corpse, have this ability?"
After all, she is Mrs. Needle. After the initial surprise, she immediately returned the color: "Bah! If you don't rely on that old dog, you can also catch five-section shrimp with your puppy? Except for the luck of hitting dog shit, how can a puppy have any real skills?" ?”
The war started again, but today's old man was obviously not energetic enough, so Shang San'er won a complete victory.
After three quarrels before and after, today I got a little upper hand, Shang San'er rolled up his sleeves, and took advantage of the victory to chase down the poor!
Just as he was cursing happily, he suddenly heard footsteps on Beitong Street, coming towards the protocol department.
Hearing the voice, it wasn't Chen Meier who was timid with small steps, but Cao Si!
Shang San'er patted the five-section shrimp on the old dog's back, and ordered: "Hide it well!"
The five-section shrimp hides in the old dog's hair, Shang San'er immediately changes the topic of the scolding, and Granny Zhen also changes the subject, but doesn't mention Youbi shrimp anymore.
Cao Si walked into the concierge department, followed the voice to Grandma Zhen's room, and asked in surprise, "Why are you arguing?"
He laughed and leaned against the door frame again: "Just disturb you, it has nothing to do with me!"
Shang San'er scolded a few more words, Fang felt exhausted, and dragged Cao Si away: "Damn old woman, just wait, I will scold you tomorrow!"
Back on Beitong Street, Cao Si asked him, "Why did you have an enmity with the old woman?"
Cao Si knew that the old woman was a human immortal, so Shang San'er didn't hide it from him: "The day You Mo came out, it was this old woman who knocked out two of my teeth, almost disfiguring me!"
Cao Si was surprised: "I thought it was your old lady who knocked it off, why did you offend the gods? Miss Chen just got angry with you because of this, causing you to be beaten by my old lady?"
When Shang San'er nodded, he smiled gloatingly at the side, and after a while, he remembered to ask: "The old dog is so capable, why did he get hurt?"
Shang San'er answered him: "I let it bite that dead old woman, and I was injured! Don't tell Xiaoniang Chen, she is used to suing, and I will be hammered by my old lady!"
"Human immortals are human immortals, there are still ways to lie down like a cripple, you should also be more careful," Cao Si praised, and then snorted: "The little lady is also a human immortal, can I talk to her? "
In fact, Cao Si was more in awe of immortals than Shang San'er. After speaking, he felt depressed and changed the subject: "What are you doing? I haven't seen anyone for a day!"
Shang San'er answered him: "Peaches are ripe outside the city. I walked around the city, and I found some delicious ones. I'm full from just eating the peaches! I wanted to pick them to honor my mother, so I woke up without the frame. Pick it up after dinner!"
Cao Si shouted: "You have no conscience, you only want to honor your old mother, but you don't honor me? Let's go together at night!"
"The idiot took advantage of me," Shang San'er said with a smile, "Success!"
(End of this chapter)
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