Chapter 57

When Cao Si went to the city lord's mansion for lunch, the concierge Han Si called him.

"Fourth Master Cao, do you want to kick my ass?"

When they met each other on weekdays, Cao Si and him ignored each other, and when they heard him call suddenly, he even called himself "my official", so I couldn't help being suspicious.

Goofy Shang Saner went out again?And call him the official Lao Tzu?

Cao Si was frightened, Han Si had already walked out of the door, and sneered: "I saw you fighting crickets yesterday, and my hands were itchy, and I dare not fight against the city lord. The other two are still children, and you are the only one left. How dare you fight with me?" The one who wins, the one who loses sticks up his ass, and the one who wins tries to kick!"

Thinking about it, Han thought, this guy has his grudges in mind, and if he agrees to fight crickets with him, it's not just one or two fights, he can only rely on provocation, and he has to get a lottery.

Cao Si is not sure whether the brothers and sisters of the Han family are human immortals. Can they win a fight against human immortals?

Cao Si sneered and left: "Go back and watch the door, is Fourth Master entertained?"

Han Si shouted from behind: "I don't have any eggs, so I can keep them in the future, don't pretend to be a uncle in front of others!"

At the dinner table, Shang San'er was still there, and asked him, but he didn't intend to go out, so Cao Sicai became suspicious.

After eating, Shang San'er volunteered to go to Zhao's restaurant together according to yesterday's appointment.

At the gate of the city lord's mansion, Han Si came out again and saluted Shang San'er: "City lord, I also have itchy hands, and I want to fight crickets! I also want to kick Cao Xiaosi. If I can match him, I will win the lottery. The enemy kicked his ass, can the city lord be a witness?"

Shang San'er snorted and asked Cao Si: "Do you want to bet with him?"

It was because he was afraid of being tricked by immortals, and with Shang San'er by his side, Cao Si became more courageous: "Bet, bet, bet, I'm afraid I won't kick his butt off?"

When we went to Zhao's restaurant together, the two children of Tu's family were already waiting, and they shouted together: "Cricket is here!"

Shang San'er yelled angrily: "Bah! It's me who is here, why are you talking about crickets?"

Children are not afraid of him: "It's okay if you don't come, as long as the cricket comes!"

The old couple of the Zhao family were still eating, but they didn't need to be in charge of the housekeeper. A few people were not polite, they just took the scales in the outside shop, looked for bowls, and then weighed them by grabbing crickets on the dog's back.

As a prisoner in the quarry since he was a child, Han Si did not have a childhood of playing, at least he lacked the eyesight to pick bugs, far inferior to Cao Si.

He lost the first match.

Under the witness of the city lord, he went to the street outside the gate, raised his buttocks high, and let Cao Si kick.

Although he is a human immortal, he is only at the second level, and he has not learned much Taoism. With hatred, Cao Si mustered all his strength and kicked Han Si fiercely, which made Han Si jump forward and fell on the bluestone slab .

I was prepared when I landed, holding my head up with my hands on the ground, without knocking my chin, but no one cleaned it, a lot of dust had accumulated on the bluestone slabs, and my clothes were dirty.

The siblings of the Han family really don't look like immortals.

The two children from the Tu family first cheered and glared at each other, a little eager to give it a try, and also want to add this honor.

Han Si grinned and got up, patted the ashes on his body, squinted at Cao Si: "Again?"

Cao Sidun laughed: "I'm afraid you will fail, a bastard like a turtle?"

In the second game, Han Si lost and was kicked again.

In the third round, he turned the situation around and kicked Cao Si back. Han Silue held back his strength and kicked him so that he fell down.

Although he was kicked back, but the first to win two rounds, Cao Si was already interested, and he rolled up his sleeves and called for another round.

Shang San'er shouted: "It's me!"

Cao Si looked joyful: "You also gamble like this?"

Look at his appearance, but he has wanted to kick Shang San'er for a long time.

Shang San'er shook his head: "I'm the lord of the city now, and I'm a respectable gentleman wherever I go, so how can I roll around on the ground?"

Cao Sidun dismissed it: "Then what a fart, Xu is open-eyed, it's a man's grandeur!"

He opened Shang San'er, forbidding him to participate in the war, and even betting against Han Si.

Shang San'er took advantage of the situation and resigned: "You two gamble with bad asses, and you don't have much fun. I'm too lazy to watch, so I'll give you all the crickets. Let's go!"

Shang San'er grabbed a handful of crickets from the dog's back, and Cao Si shouted anxiously: "Don't let go of the dog, or you will be pecked and eaten by the cranes. Don't blame me for turning my face!"

He hurriedly went to the wine shop with Han Si to ask for some empty wine jars, and asked Shang San'er to grab them and put them in.

They caught all the crickets on the dog's back, and Shang San'er escaped.

He also took the dog to Liujie Mountain to catch shrimp.

Because there was only half a day left, Shang San'er didn't catch shrimps with five knots, so he went back to the Baizhang fishing line to catch small shrimps with three knots or less.

This time, the effect was unexpectedly good. In one afternoon, I caught two shrimps with three knots, three shrimps with two knots, and five shrimps with one knot.

There are a large number of small shrimps at Baizhang, so if you choose any position to hook, you can’t guarantee that you will be close to the three-sectioned shrimp, and you have to let a smaller grab.

Fishing five-section shrimp depends on luck. The first time I caught it in one day, the second time it took six days, and the third time Cao Siyi soaked in urine and ruined the wine. He was in a hurry to go out and didn't catch any.

In fact, the income from fishing small shrimps is more stable.

I am not willing to eat raw shrimp today, so I have to take them all back.

On the way home, he couldn't help but tease him a few words in the grocery store, causing my mother to give him a supercilious look as she wished, and then gave him a fishing hook.

When I returned home, I packed all the three sections of shrimp, and kept the merit leaves for sale. The second section and the first section were all tied with thin wires, and before Cao Si arrived, I took them into the kitchen: "Mother, cook them after dinner. Meier eat, you have a taste too!"

It turns out that ordinary people in Green Willow City don't know how expensive this shrimp is?I already know that my son's shrimp fishing skills have greatly improved, but when he catches so many shrimps and asks to cook them all in the pot, Mrs. Shang will be shocked.

Mei'er was in the kitchen, blushing: "No need!"

Now, in front of my old lady, Shang San'er dared to pinch her face blatantly: "The third master spent half a day fishing, what is it worth?"

He also called: "My old lady hides in the pot, it's time for Cao Si to come in a while!"

These shrimps can't cure the girl's disease, but it can relieve some symptoms. When Mrs. Shang regains her senses, she no longer feels distressed, and puts them in the pot to hide.

Cao Si and Han Si both refused to admit defeat and fought fiercely all afternoon. When the meal came, they were covered in ashes and their buttocks were swollen, so they had to lean over and fall off the chair.

Shang San'er sighed "tsk tsk" twice, then asked with a playful smile: "My brother is miserable! Will you still fight with him tomorrow?"

Cao Si hissed and grinned lightly, but refused to admit defeat: "Third brother, do you think he's in the right place? If he doesn't admit defeat first, and my brother admits, he can still be regarded as the fourth master Cao of Green Willow City?"

"Okay, just fight you!"

After Cao Si finished eating and left, Meier cleaned up the dishes, and the old lady cooked the shrimp again.

A total of eight prawns were all cooked, and they were reddish red. The small plate was placed in front of Meier, she bit her lip, a little bit hard to get her hands on.

Seeing her in trouble, Shang San'er started first, peeled off a joint, and handed it to the old lady: "Mother, try one, it's delicious if you eat it raw, and it will be delicious when steamed!"

The old lady took a bite and praised: "Sure enough! My old lady has never tasted such good food!"

Mei'er hurriedly pushed the rest over: "Then old lady, eat more!"

Mrs. Shang gave her a supercilious look, reached out and picked up a two-sectioned one, peeled the shell and handed it back: "I just want to taste it, you are treating a disease, what are you doing?"

Shang San'er also called: "Don't you know what the third master is capable of? When you are well, I will catch a plate a day and cook it for my old lady. She will eat it to her heart's content!"

Meier just took it, lowered her head and ate slowly.

Going back to the room at night, Mei'er came to make tea again, Shang San'er pinched her face and teased: "The eyelids of the immortals are so shallow? Get a few worthless shrimps, and you want to sleep with the third master?"

Mei'er blushed when she heard this, and said softly: "I told the old lady, look at you. I'll go back after I've finished drinking!"

"Ouch! Then why don't you drink tea, and go back earlier, don't tell my old lady to wait!"

Pulled her and gnawed on her again.

After tossing and tossing is over, Mei'er puts on her clothes and pours him wine.

Before she drank the wine, Shang San'er said to her: "Call me at dawn!"

He was about to be called at dawn, which made Mei'er get up earlier, join hands with Mrs. Shang, and make some soup for him to hangover first.

Nibbling the noodle cake with the soup, Shang San'er said to them: "Mother, I won't be back at noon!"

I also brought a few catties of pork from the kitchen, and only caught small shrimps. I was too lazy to use dog meat as bait. I didn't feel sorry for the old dog, but kept it to catch big ones.

The crickets were given to Cao Si and the others, and the defeated Baihe of the Zhao family used pork as bait before catching some insects first.

When we went out, the sky was cloudy.

Then go up to Liujie Mountain and catch small shrimps with peace of mind.

There are many small shrimps, and they are greedy. Most of the time is spent on setting and lifting the thread. When there is no free time, it is impossible to use the old dog to refine black chess pieces, warm up the chessboard, and read chess records.

The old dog can fly, and the flying skills of the earth fairy, etc., have no time to practice.

The art of refining the chess pieces taught by the master is really not easy. The first black chess piece has been refined for several months, and the old dog even cooperated actively, but it failed.

After dinner, I can't play all the time, I should do some homework, otherwise no one will hear the master's scolding during the nine-day field trip, which is pitiful.

Before noon, a light rain fell with some snow particles.

The sleet is also counted as the first snow this year.

Greedy for catching shrimp, Shang San'er didn't move.

He was pulling a one-section shrimp, with an umbrella in his eyebrows, and a coir raincoat and bamboo hat in the other hand, and climbed up the mountain.

Shang San'er shouted: "Oh, Sanye is a dignified fairy, are you afraid of some rain? Look at the hem of your skirt is dirty, don't you find it difficult to wash?"

The city is covered with bluestone slabs, but there is already a lot of dust, and the mountain is full of mud. The hem of her skirt has been wet, and there is a lot of mud on the corners.

Didn't pay attention before, Mei'er looked down, chuckled, didn't speak, just put on a bamboo hat and coir raincoat for him.

I was still spinning the wheel to lift the thread in my hand, and I was distracted. I didn't lift the section of the shrimp and fell by myself.

Holding an umbrella, Mei'er was standing beside him to see the result, but it was empty if he didn't want to bring it up.

Shang San'er was not annoyed, but instead flaunted back at her: "Ask the old dog to show you, all the fish caught early in the morning are on its back!"

Mei'er bent down to look, and there was only one three-section shrimp on the dog's back, but the one-two section shrimp was no less than yesterday's.

After she had seen it, Shang San'er called out: "Little goblin, go back quickly, don't hook up with the third master here, and disturb me fishing!"

I wanted to accompany him for a while, but after hearing this, Mei'er felt embarrassed, and said softly, "Then I... I'll go back?"

"Go!"

Folding down the mountain, not wanting to get in the mud again, Mei'er took out a fairy trick, tapped her toes lightly, soared a long way forward, fell down and tapped again, and went down more than ten zhang.

After a few vertical jumps, he went down the mountain.

She was still holding an umbrella in her hand, Shang San'er looked at her from the mountain, she didn't look like a fairy, her heart itched again, and she groaned: "Master, how can I bear such a charming little girl?" Don't play?"

Mei'er went back to the city and passed by the grocery store again. Although the hem of her skirt was mostly wet and still covered with mud, she looked like a triumphant general, with her head held high and her eyes fixed on each other. Every step she took was no more or less, and the distance was the same.

The guy in the grocery store sat up straight when he saw her figure.

(End of this chapter)

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