The years when I opened a coffin shop in the world of Ninth Uncle

Chapter 34
The sun and the moon rotate, and yin and yang alternate.

The next day, the sun rose.

Luoxia Mountain is full of greenery, singing birds and fragrant flowers, and the scenery is pleasant.

Today's mountain temple is extremely lively.

Awei led a group of people from the police station to clean up the dense bones under the shrine and put them on the ground. According to a rough estimate, there were more than twenty people.

At this moment, it is impossible to identify who these bones are.

It is even more unknown whether it was Huang Pizi who killed him, which would inevitably cause greater panic, and Awei simply pushed it all on Huang Pizi's head.

Threats, monsters make trouble, close the case.

Looking at the piles of bones on the ground, Uncle Jiu silently recited the Tao Te Ching, silently exalting the bones all over the floor.

Xu Ping stood beside him, looking at the bones on the ground, but he had another thought...

There don't seem to be enough coffins in the shop!
……

When Xu Ping returned to the coffin shop, Uncle Jiu didn't go back to Yizhuang, but followed him directly.

Uncle Jiu came here to discuss business.

With so many bones, there must be a coffin to collect the corpses and rebury them.

You can't just find a place to bury it.

As for this job, the police station contracted to Yizhuang, and Uncle Jiu found Xu Ping again.

Bringing a cup of tea over, Xu Ping blocked the backyard curtain calmly, and said with a smile, "Uncle Jiu, try it."

Uncle Jiu looked down, and thought to himself, what's the taste of this, isn't it the Dragon Well that I gave you.

He had something important to do, so he didn't care about the details. He looked around and found that there were only a dozen coffins left in the store, so he said, "Master Xu, are all the coffins in your store here?"

"En." Xu Ping responded.

Last night, Xu Bopi gave the Paperman brothers a rare holiday. The main reason is that the wood has been completely used up, and Xu Ping is planning to buy another batch today.

But it won't be in place right away, at least tomorrow.

Uncle Jiu pondered slightly when he heard the words, and said, "There are still some old coffins in my Yizhuang, which should be enough for me."

After finishing speaking, he entered the topic: "Master Xu, at this price, I wonder if it is possible..."

"This shop is run on a small budget, and every coffin is handcrafted by me, with painstaking effort. I didn't bargain at first, but..." Xu Ping knew that Uncle Jiu was stingy, and thought about the copper money sword on his waist, which was a gift from the other party, and changed the subject. : "However, for the sake of Uncle Jiu, how about a reduction of three oceans for each coffin?"

Uncle Jiu frowned, Xu Ping blocked his mouth when he saw this, "It really can't be less."

In this way, Uncle Jiu couldn't negotiate the price anymore, and was about to agree, when he heard someone shouting outside: "Master Xu, is Master Xu there?"

A middle-aged man walked in from the door, with a goatee and a goatee. He was followed by a dozen or so guys, and he looked quite dignified.

Xu Ping glanced at it and said to himself, isn't this a coincidence?

The middle-aged man who came was Zhao Youcai, a wealthy timber businessman in the town.

At the same time, he is also the supplier of all logs in the coffin shop.

"Hey, Uncle Ninth is here too, I didn't expect it, I didn't expect it, hehe..." The middle-aged man who walked in had a sly look on his face, which made the two people in the store confused.

Uncle Jiu felt strange, with a bewildered expression on his face, he calmly asked, "Boss Zhao, what do you mean by that?"

"Haha..." The wealthy businessman called Boss Zhao waved his hands and said, "Uncle Jiu, don't pretend, but you have two apprentices, Uncle Jiu, who are you showing kindness to?"

Kindness?

Uncle Jiu was at a loss when asked, and said bluntly, "Boss Zhao, if you have something to say, you might as well speak up."

Boss Zhao frowned slightly, looked at Xu Ping who was also in a daze, and asked curiously: "Could it be that the two of you don't know that Miss Ren of the Ren family announced last night that she intends to openly recruit her husband, and the first condition is that Be kind."

Xu Ping and Uncle Jiu looked at each other and asked at the same time, "And then?"

Boss Zhao pondered for a moment, and found that the two of them didn't seem to be pretending, but they really didn't know, so he explained the reason.

It turned out that Ren Tingting also knew that she was not expected to do business. In order to support the Ren family's huge family business, she planned to recruit a son-in-law. The first condition for this was to have a good heart.

And it just so happened that the news about Luoxia Mountain spread throughout the streets and alleys early in the morning.

Ren Tingting was shocked when she heard it, and she couldn't help crying when she thought of the changes in her family. She threatened the funeral expenses, and the Ren family was out.

And hearing this news, isn't it a good opportunity to show kindness, who can pay for the burial of these innocent souls, will definitely make Ren Tingting look different.

Therefore, Boss Zhao ran over early in the morning and mistook Uncle Jiu for the same purpose as him.

After understanding, Xu Ping was still in deep thought, while Uncle Jiu looked shocked: "Boss Zhao, you are already old enough to be a father, do you still want to go to Ren's family to be your son-in-law?"

A son-in-law, of course, is impossible... Boss Zhao has a son, but he has already married a wife, and there is no such condition.

But the Ren family's family business is there, it is too tempting, the idea in his heart is very simple, to install his own people, falsely claiming to be a nephew from afar, enter the Ren family, pave the way for his own business, and then gradually empty the Ren family .

It's just that it's impossible to tell others about such thoughts.

Boss Zhao smiled without saying a word, but turned to Xu Ping and asked, "Master Xu, how many coffins are there in your shop at this time? I, Mr. Zhao, have packed them. By the way, there are also matching funeral supplies. I want them all."

As soon as he said this, there was a complete silence in the coffin shop.

Xu Ping couldn't be more surprised, he just wanted to run a Buddhist business, but it turned out well, when he met this kind person in front of him, he almost took his shop away.

Uncle Jiu was also slightly taken aback.

He suddenly thought of his unlucky apprentice Wen Cai, and he was afraid that after learning about this, he would have no place to cry.

Seeing that the two of them were silent, Boss Zhao suddenly changed his face and asked tentatively, "You two, you don't want to compete with me, do you?"

Uncle Jiu remained silent.

Xu Ping shook his head, took a deep breath, and said, "I'm not interested in the son-in-law, but..."

"But what?" Boss Zhao asked.

Xu Ping pointed to the street outside the door, and the crowd flocked to buy the coffin, smiling from ear to ear: "...you have to pay more."

In the end, Boss Zhao won the first prize with a price of 60 yuan per coffin, and ordered the guys behind him to move Xu Ping's coffin shop to a practically empty place.

At the same time, he also promised.

In the future, Xu Ping will get a [-]% discount when buying wood from him.

And Uncle Jiu didn't get nothing, he also gained a lot. Several rotten coffins in Yizhuang were also sold to Boss Zhao at a price of 30 yuan per coffin.

Such a change was unexpected by the two of them. Originally, the money should have come from the police station.

but now……

Xu Ping and Uncle Jiu kept their mouths shut, secretly enjoying themselves at the advantage.

The guys beat and beat all the way, and together with Uncle Jiu, they sent the coffin to Yizhuang. There was a lot of noise along the way. I was afraid that Ren Tingting, who lived in seclusion after her father's death, would not know, which was quite funny.

The coffin shop, which was quite busy just now, suddenly became empty.

Xu Ping didn't care much about who Ren Tingting would marry. He was counting the money happily at the moment, and sighed cheerfully: "I'm afraid no one would have thought that the biggest beneficiary of this farce of recruiting a son-in-law would be the My own coffin guy."

After closing the door, Xu Ping walked towards the backyard.

He first came to the utility room, where he saw paper figurines arranged in an orderly manner, doing nothing.

Seeing this, Xu Ping realized that this was not possible, so he immediately ordered the paper figurines to come out for activities, clean up the sawdust in the courtyard, some discarded scraps, and boil some bath water.

And he himself walked into the room and put the nearly thousand yuan he earned this time into the black earthen pot under the bed.

Sitting on the edge of the bed, Xu Ping suddenly remembered something, commanded two paper figurines to guard the door, and then took out two things from his sleeve.

The Yin-Yang Illustrated Book rewards: three sticks of incense.

The treasure dropped by Huang Pizi: tree roots.

(End of this chapter)