The years when I opened a coffin shop in the world of Ninth Uncle

Chapter 6 National White Lion
Leave the western restaurant.

His literary talents are still unfinished, this time he has learned a lot about eating western food from Xu Ping.

I even learned two sentences in English:
Three grams of oil, fark oil.

"Master, this manager Xu is not bad."

Wencai smiled naively.

Qiu Sheng rolled his eyes and treated him to dinner with my money, yet you still praised him.

Uncle Jiu regained consciousness from his contemplation, looked at the two unsatisfactory apprentices, and said quietly: "It's not just good, character, ability, and even appearance, you can't find a second in Renjia Town."

When it comes to appearance, Qiu Sheng said: "Master, I don't look bad."

Wen just lowered his head.

Uncle Jiu glared, looking at the strawberry on his neck: "You still have the nerve to say, I haven't asked you yet, where did you go last night?"

"No...didn't go anywhere." Qiu Sheng said nonsense with his eyes open.

Uncle Jiu snorted and didn't continue to press the question. He knew Qiusheng's character, and since it was useless to ask, he still had to do it himself.

The yang qi is so decayed, the eye sockets are black, the lips are white, it looks like the yang qi has been sucked by the female ghost
This romantic apprentice!
……

After returning to the coffin shop, Xu Ping moved a small bench, sat at the door basking in the sun, and began to silently recite the "Tong Xuan Jing".

At the dinner table, he could vaguely feel how strong Uncle Nine was.

Powerful people have their own aura.

After practicing the "Tong Xuan Jing", the perception of this kind of aura is particularly strong.

He felt that Uncle Jiu was sitting there, and his whole body seemed to radiate the light of righteousness.

Being able to make friends with such a person, the meal is not in vain, and the money is not in vain.

Feeling the growth of Taoism in the body, until noon, when he was feeling refreshed, a man dressed as a servant ran over, panting heavily.

"Master Xu, my Master Ren invites you to dinner tonight."

Didn't he die, what to eat?
Xu Ping stood up from the small bench and said curiously, "I don't know your Master Ren."

Could it be that my identity as a reclusive expert was exposed by Uncle Jiu?
The servant arched his hands and said with a smile: "Uncle Jiu said that it was Shopkeeper Xu who found a good acupuncture point for him, so that Old Master Ren's coffin could be reburied, and the matter was successfully concluded. There will be a big banquet at the house in the evening, and Master Ren specially ordered the younger one to come Please allow the shopkeeper to come to the banquet."

Uncle Ninth is also a ghost spirit, his body was burned into charcoal, it seems that he was buried in a hurry, so as not to cause any trouble, and this master would make trouble for him.

I burned your father into charcoal, and you invited me to dinner, that's interesting... Xu Ping wanted to laugh, but it would be nice to join in the fun: "Then please tell Master Ren that Xu will definitely be there on time tonight."

As he spoke, he threw a few copper coins as money for running errands.

The servant took the copper plate with a happy smile, thanked him, and trotted back to answer his orders.

After seeing off the servants of the Ren family, Xu Ping waited for a while, but still no guests came to the door.

The warm sun like gold spread all over his body, bursts of alcohol came to his mind, sleepiness struck, Xu Ping didn't bother to use the few zhenqi to dissolve the alcohol, he directly closed the shop door, and went back to sleep.

No one comes to the door, the world is peaceful, that's great.

No, there's a female ghost outside the town, who somehow finds Qiusheng to be a ghost knight, so why not care about it?
Forget it, she just wants some nourishment of love, let Uncle Jiu worry about it.

After struggling for a while, Xu Ping fell into a deep sleep.

When I woke up again, it was already dusk outside.

After leaving the door, he walked towards Ren's mansion unhurriedly.

Cooking smoke rose from everywhere in Renjia Town, intertwined and blended in the air, forming a picture of fireworks in the world.

There are restaurants, wine shops, smoking halls and kilns on the street, and guests are like a cloud, and there is an endless stream.

Driven by curiosity, Xu Ping glanced inside twice, then quickly withdrew his gaze.

No, hot eyes!

Thinking of the short videos I watched on my mobile phone before, those graceful concubines, graceful and enchanting, the contrast is too great.

It's just because I took one more look at you in the crowd... Xu decided to keep his life clean.

……

Ren's mansion is in Renjia Town, so it is definitely a scenic spot.

The decoration style combines Chinese and Western, covering an area of ​​more than ten acres, magnificent and nondescript, with a pair of stone lions at the door, male on the left and male on the right, with a fierce momentum.

The lion has a mighty image and is the king of beasts. It has been regarded as an auspicious beast since ancient times. It can guard houses and ward off evil spirits and prevent evil spirits from invading.So in ancient times, people would place a pair of stone lions on both sides of the house door to protect the peace of the house.

The pair of stone lions in Ren's mansion is even more extraordinary, they are the national white lions.

Guobai, that is, white marble.

Since ancient times, white marble has been the stone used by the royal family. Ordinary people cannot use white marble. It is a felony to be beheaded in the past.

But now it's not that particular, as long as you have money and put a dragon at the door, no one cares about you.

Of course, I'm afraid you won't be able to hold back.

The feudal dynasty has just disappeared in the long river of history, and the white marble lion is still a rare thing here. Many guests watch the excitement here and touch it from time to time.

That is to say, male lions can't speak, otherwise they will definitely groan: Don't touch my wife.

They used to live in high-rise buildings, but this kind of thing was rare, so Xu Ping looked at it curiously for a while.

After standing for a while, I heard someone say: "This lion is really magnificent, where did Master Ren get it from?"

"These days, what can't you get if you have money?"

"It's true. I heard that foreigners have concocted a machine that can fly people in the sky."

"You're talking bullshit, you go out and hang out, where the chickens can't make you fly."

"You are superficial, and I can't explain it to you."

"Then tell me, if the foreigner is your father or your mother, I will praise you."

Not only can chickens fly, but they can also play basketball... Xu Ping stood in the crowd and listened, shaking his head all the time. The narrow thinking and cognition made the era sad.

After looking up and down, I found that the white marble lion, despite the wind and rain, still stands majestically.

At this moment, Xu Ping noticed that the qi in his body seemed to be stimulated, and it started to run by itself.

The people watching around were just trying to make a fuss, but the one who really found something wrong had to be Xu Ping, the coffin guy.

People don't get angry for no reason, and they don't fart for no reason, and true qi doesn't run for no reason.

The only explanation is that this stone lion is not very serious.

After staring at it for a long time, Xu Ping didn't notice any abnormality. After pondering for a while, he circulated his whole body's true energy and started to use it.

There was no response when he touched the male lion, but the moment he touched the female lion, the true energy seemed to be stimulated, and rushed into the stone lion's body frantically.

In the field of vision, a pair of ferocious eyes appeared, as if they were saying: Take your hands away, don't touch my wife.

Xu Ping's little hand shook, cracked, and crushed the stone lion.

The violent eyes in the field of vision disappeared immediately, and what was shocking was that dark red blood flowed out from the broken claw, which smelled bad.

leave!
Xu Ping looked around calmly, the night was dark and the voices were noisy, but fortunately no one paid attention, otherwise he would have to pay for his underpants.

Just as he was walking towards the door quickly, he was suddenly taken aback.

Hum, the screen in front of me flickered, and the fog evaporated.

"Yin Yang Illustrated Book" now.

A cloud of black smoke floated above the illustrated book.

Get rid of feng shui evil spirits: resent evil spirits and infants.

Reward: Feng Shui.

(End of this chapter)