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Chapter 147 Mengzi, Brother Chaohu, your acting skills are a bit stiff

Chapter 147 Mengzi, Brother Chaohu, your acting skills are a bit stiff

In order to welcome the river patrol guns, Li Chaohu sent sentries to the bottom of the mountain. At this time, he came up to report that the river patrol guns should have just arrived at the bottom of the mountain. At this time, Li Chaosheng looked at Li Chaohu and said, "Cousin, take out your stronghold." Master the prestige."

The corners of Li Chaohu's mouth turned up when he heard this: "I can't wait."

At this time, at the foot of the mountain, the River Patrol led fifty or so bandit minions up the mountain, and the one who followed the River Patrol said, "Master, do you think Zhang Mazi can give us thirty army horses?"

Hearing this, the River Xun Pao took a look at the young man and said, "Nonsense, does Zhang Pocky have the guts not to give it to him? He is a small Heilongzhai, with only two hundred people, and if he annoys us, let's take this The stockade has been destroyed, and if he uses Zhang Pocky's head as a chamber pot, if he dares to fight us, it's courting death."

Said the river patrol gun, he nodded after hearing this, and said: "However, Hall Master, this little Black Dragon Village also needs you to go out in person, you are the head of the three hall masters, let the other two hall masters come. .”

"Stupid, the old man is old now. In the future, the position will be chosen from the three of us. A few days ago, the old man gave the cavalry to the second child. This is not a good sign, so I must find something from the outside to supplement our power. , let’s take back the army horses from Black Dragon Village, and tell the old man, he will ask me to form a cavalry squad, which will play a vital role in my fight for the master.”

Hearing this, Xiao Luo nodded again and again: "You still have far-reaching thoughts, Hall Master."

Hearing this, River Patrol looked at Minh and smiled and said: "This is just one of them. Let me tell you that Zhang Mazi is a character. With five people, he took down the entire Heilongzhai. A foundation is also his ability, if such a person can be used by me, and I will fight for the master in the future, my chances of winning will be even greater."

"The height is really high. The wisdom of the hall master is beyond the reach of the villain. I admire it."

I flattered again and again, and laughed loudly when I heard this, as if I was sure of winning at this moment, and had already led the filial horses from Heilongzhai back to the village to accept the compliment from my godfather Feitiandiao, as if I had already seen The second child and the third child stared at a pair of bull's eyes, looking at themselves enviously.

My river patrol cannon is the heir to Feitiandiao, and everyone else is scum!
The River Xun Pao led the people to Heilongzhai, and soon came to the gate of the cottage. At this time, the gate had already received the news, and at this time they did not even stop and interrogate them, and they all let them go all the way.

Seeing that the road was unimpeded and the river patrol cannon floated, look, this is obviously a signal of surrender. It was the first time, and this time I didn't even dare to interrogate him, hehe... Zhang Mazi, that's all.

Thinking about it, the river patrol gun raised his head even higher, followed by dismounting, and walked towards the Heita King Kong who greeted him with unrecognizable steps.

"Hall Master of the River Patrol Cannon."

Luo Heita cupped his hands, and the river patrol gun pretended to be very modest and said: "Oh, Heita, where is your village master?"

Luo Heita raised his brows, and called him by his nickname. Generally, there are two situations. One is that he is very familiar with him, such as the boss’s nickname for his subordinates. For example, Li Chaosheng likes to call Luo Heita Heita. Pride, that means the leader accepts himself.

In addition to this, there is another kind of contempt, which belongs to the dialogue between two people who are not very familiar. For example, during the Three Kingdoms period, the warlords who fought against Cao Cao all liked to call Cao Cao by his nickname: Cao Aman!
Is Cao Aman here a kind and affectionate nickname for his subordinates?No, it means gnashing of teeth and contempt, it's an insult.

So what does it mean for the river patrol cannon to call itself a black tower when you are not very familiar with it?Obviously looking for faults, looking down on myself, thinking of the kind smile on Luo Heita's face, I already hated this river patrol cannon in my heart, you bastard, let me see how I will deal with you for a while.

In fact, there are Luo Heita's preconceived emotions in it. Although the river patrol cannon is very arrogant, it does not mean to despise Luo Heita. This is mainly due to Luo Heita's personal emotions, which are over-interpreted.

But these are not important.

"Master, our village master is waiting for you, please!"

As the river patrol gun said, he entered the Juyi hall with a whip. At this time, Li Chaohu was sitting on a tiger-skin chair in the Juyi hall. .”

The river patrol cannon frowned, what does this attitude mean?
Thinking about the river patrol gun, he replied angrily: "Here, what is Zhaizhu Zhang thinking? Where is the army horse that lent us to Qingyu?"

"Whoosh..."

At this moment, Li Chaohu blew on his fingernails, followed by raising his eyelids slightly and said, "Don't sit in a hurry, sit down and talk slowly."

River Xun Pao frowned, found a chair to sit down, and looked at the entire hall at the same time, and found that there was something wrong with the atmosphere here. The general bandit village should have a flattering expression when they hear Qingyu's name.

But this pockmarked performance is a bit arrogant.

The river patrol gun silently held the saber at his waist, and looked around.

I saw a few people in the main hall, one was Luo Heita, and Zhang Mazi was on the main seat. Next to Zhang Mazi was a young man (Shi Dalei). Next to him was a thin man (Li Dezhen), who was with Zhang Mazi. There is still a bit of resemblance, maybe it is a relative or something.

And then there was that young man sitting not far away, and behind that young man stood a big, stupid man, the two of them had never seen each other before.

The River Patrol silently grabbed his waist knife, looked at Li Chaohu and said, "Master Zhang, what do you mean?"

After hearing this, Li Chaohu looked up at the river patrol gun and said with a smile on his face, "What do you mean?"

"Our master will lend you a horse? Where's the horse?"

The River Patrol looked at Li Chaohu and asked, Li Chaohu laughed and said, "The horse is in the cottage."

"Then take it out, I still have something to do, so I won't stay here with you."

The river patrol gun was talking, Li Chaohu heard this and said: "I can't take it, I won't borrow my horse!"

"Hmm!! No borrowing!"

Hearing this, the River Xun Pao's eyes shrank, and then his face became gloomy: "Master Zhang, do you know what you're talking about?"

"Lord Diao borrowed your horse, that's because he respected you, don't be shameless!"

The River Xun Pao said in a cold voice, Li Chaohu laughed after hearing this: "Master Diao? Hahaha... what kind of shit, isn't it just an old coffin board that sells old people? I gave him some face yesterday, but he still doesn't know how to restrain himself , and licked his face to borrow a horse from me, which annoyed me, I will kill you Qingyu, and let your Qingyu bastards know that this day has changed!"

Snapped!
"Bold, Zhang Mazi, you fucking dare to scold Lord Diao, you're tired of it!"

Hearing this, the river patrol gun slapped the table and stood up, staring with dangerous eyes.

Li Chaohu looked at the enraged Xunhepao and said: "You are tired of your life? I think you are tired of your life. Do you know where this is? This is Heilongzhai. You are talking to the head of Heilongzhai now. Tell me Kneel down and kowtow to make amends."

Li Chaohu yelled at the river patrol gun with his eyes wide open.

"The acting is a bit exaggerated."

Li Chaosheng looked at it and muttered, Li Chaomeng said from the side: "Battle Commander, what?"

"It's nothing, I said that if you act angry at Brother Hu, you will only stare."

"Um, shouldn't you just stare when you're angry?"

Li Chaomeng looked at Li Chaosheng a little confused, so Li Chaosheng said: "This is too monotonous, such as trying to knit the eyebrows together, or trying to agitate the cheeks, or roaring furiously, clenching fists, and smashing things, isn't it? Can you enrich the picture?"

Li Chaomeng blinked and said, "I don't understand, but I should stare when I feel angry."

"What about the surprise?"

"Stare."

"What about panic?"

"Stare."

"Arguing with people?"

"Stare!"

"Okay, Mengzi, you won. In terms of expression management, I would call you the most eyed."

"Kneel down, hahaha... Zhang Mazi, your mother is crazy, let me kneel down on you, bah, you deserve it, you kneel down to me, it's almost the same, you kneel down for me, kowtow and admit your mistake, otherwise today's matter will be ignored , Qingyu will lead the troops to flatten your bullshit Heilongzhai, and then I will let you live or die!"

At this time, the river patrol cannon reacted and roared angrily. After hearing this, Li Chaohu smiled: "It's almost the same, I've already talked about it, what else is there to say, hit him!"

Hearing this, Xunhe pulled out his saber with a bang, and said with a dark face, "Who dares to come here!"

After saying this, Heita King Kong shouted angrily: "I'll come."

Li Chaosheng was sitting there, how could Hei Tower King Kong be missing when he behaved like this, at this time Hei Tower King Kong took his own big pass knife and slashed at the river patrol cannon, the huge pass knife smashed his head and covered his face.

Watching the Daguan Dao cut down, the River Patrol Pao's face turned black, and he was careless. He didn't bring a long weapon, so he brought a waist knife, but compared with the Daguan Dao, this thing is too short.

However, the River Patrol Cannon is worthy of being the master of Qingyu. Its strength is really strong. When the weapons are outdated, it even forces Luo Heita to retreat steadily. Its strength is actually much stronger than Luo Heita.

Li Chaosheng looked at it and nodded. As expected of a member of the Six Overlords, his strength is not bad. At this time, Li Chaosheng looked at Li Chaomeng and said, "Mengzi, how strong is this kid?"

After hearing this, Li Chaomeng smiled and said, "It's pretty good, it should be similar to the one that hammered the mountain tiger in Heilongzhai."

Li Chaosheng nodded after hearing this, knowing it well.

On the other side, the Black Tower King Kong is obviously not the opponent. Li Chaohu's face turned cold when he saw it, and he drew his waist knife and prepared to attack. If you do it yourself, the force will be reduced by half, let's help out as brothers, you go, clean up this kid."

After hearing this, Li Chaomeng said, "Okay, Brother Huzi!"

Li Chaomeng yelled, at this moment Li Chaohu was taken aback, and Li Chaomeng came over and said to Li Chaohu: "Leave this kid to me, for a while, you just need to be in charge of smacking your mouth."

Thinking about it, Li Chaomeng took out two half alloy sticks from his body, and said to Luo Heita: "You go aside first."

Luo Heita knew Li Chaomeng's strength, and immediately hid aside after hearing this, followed Li Chaomeng and said, "I'll meet you."

Hearing this, the River Patrol Pao said, "Where did you come from as a thief, please report your name."

"Lao Tzu, don't change your name if you want to sit down, Li Chaomeng."

As Li Chaomeng said, he danced the two alloy sticks airtightly, and smashed them directly at the river patrol cannon. Look how powerful I am.

Thinking of the river patrol cannon directly slashing at the iron rod, with a loud noise, the waist knife in the river patrol cannon's hand was directly thrown out, followed by the river patrol cannon's tiger's mouth bursting and bleeding instantly.

"how can that be."

The river patrol cannon looked at his cracked tiger's mouth with disbelief on his face. He had never failed a river patrol cannon, but he failed this time. Just as he lost his mind, he felt a stick hit his back knee, and there was a bang. Get down on one knee on the ground.

The river patrol cannon was furious at this moment, but just as he was getting ready, Li Chaomeng put one hand on his shoulder and said, "Kneel for me!"

Ka, the other leg also smashed heavily on the stone floor, at this moment Li Chaomeng said: "You are not bad, there are two tricks."

Hearing this, Xunhepao was so angry that his face turned purple. At this time, Li Chaohu slowly walked over and looked at Xunhepao and said, "Don't say I bullied you."

Papa... The two big mouths slapped the river patrol cannon's face swollen. At this moment, Li Chaohu looked at the river patrol cannon with an angry face and said: "Go back and say something to that old guy Feitiandiao. , it's in our Black Dragon Village, if he has the ability, he will come and get it."

As Li Chaohu said, he patted the river patrol cannon's face with his hands, and said with a loud slap: "Why don't you accept it, stare at me with a bully eye, if you don't accept it, go back and drag people and horses to make a fuss, we are bandits, It's not about being a scholar, but about seniority. That's fine. I'll take all the men and horses you brought, and pick up dung in our Heilongzhai. In fact, your people in Qingyu are assigned to pick up dung for me. If you don't accept it, you will come out and fight. One, did you hear that, get out!"

Li Chaohu kicked the river patrol cannon flying away. At this time, the river patrol cannon looked at Li Chaohu with anger and resentment, but no matter how angry and resentful he was, he could bear it all. This hatred can only be settled with blood.

At this time, the river patrol gun stood up, without saying a word, and limped out. His right leg was broken by Li Chaomeng's stick. When he got outside, all the 50 people he brought were detained. There are still a few who may have resisted and were killed in public.

At this time, the river patrol cannon looked back at the Juyi Hall, as if wanting to deeply remember the grudge, and then limped down the mountain. : "Look, that limping one seems to be Qingyu's hall master, the River Patrol."

"Really? He looks like a dog to me."

"That's right, and it looks like a lost dog, hahaha..."

Hearing the mocking sound from behind, the river patrol gun clenched his fists tightly, gnashing his teeth, his teeth were almost shattered, a shame, a shame, a shame, Heilongzhai, Li Chaohu, I want to tear you apart! ! !
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