My Taoist buddy has practiced surrogacy

Chapter 100
Zhou Xing felt that the gates, walls, gateposts and eight stone beasts of the Castle Lord's Mansion were indeed magnificent, but the three characters "Fort Lord's Mansion" on the plaque did not appear dignified at all, but rather cheerful Lovely feeling.

These three characters are not in elegant and complicated calligraphy, but in a fashionable and concise free form, which is exactly the same as the signature font of "Tea Yan Crown Color" in the milk tea shop.

Seeing such fonts, Zhou Xing actually had the illusion of returning to the streets of his previous life.

More than 1000 years have passed, could it be that the entire Cangli world has also advanced with the times? Has QQ, WeChat, Douyin, and Kuaishou become popular?However, it seems that their master and apprentice don't even have a mobile phone.

Could it be that the fairy in the palm replaced the mobile phone?
After he returned to Cangli Realm, he hadn't used the Fairy in the Palm yet, because Xiao Xian'e said that the map of the Fairy in the Palm hadn't even added the map of Vulture Island.

"Zhang San, has your fort master prepared the meal? I've been hungry for a long time. If the meal hasn't been served yet, we won't go in yet, we'll go straight to the restaurant on the street to solve the problem of eating, and come visit again. Your fortress."

Hang Shu stopped Zhang San who was going to talk to the guard at the gate, and directly stated his attitude.

Zhang San couldn't help but feel very fortunate that he had already reported and asked for instructions through the bronze mirror communicator in his hand.

So, Zhang San lit up the bronze mirror communicator in his hand, and said with confidence: "Our Patriarch has already ordered the cook to prepare the banquet, and we just wait for the monks and fairies to come. Besides, there are mostly meat and meat dishes."

Seeing that Zhang San was still using the old bronze mirror communicator, Zhou Xing immediately gave up his hope that the fairy on the palm would keep pace with the times.

Thinking about it, along the way, I didn't see any signal transmission towers like Telecom and Mobile in my previous life. It is expected that Canglijie's advancement with the times is also very limited.

"Really?" Hang Shu smiled happily, thanked Zhang San very politely, and ran straight to the door that was just opened.

Zhou Xing supported his forehead, and secretly slandered: Aren't you afraid that someone will catch a turtle in the urn and close the door to beat the dog...

He said with a faint smile: "Run slowly, don't run to the wrong place to eat."

Hang Shu stopped in her tracks immediately, and when she turned around, she looked a little shy, and smiled naively, with a similarity of more than 70.00% with the big dog at her feet.

"Thanks to the head's reminder, going to the wrong place will waste time. Big Brother Zhang, what are you still talking about there? Hurry up and take us to the dining hall."

Zhang San had to end the brief conversation with the leader of the guard at the gate ahead of schedule, and acted as a temporary guide for the Castle Lord's Mansion.

The area of ​​the entire Chayan Fort is already huge, and the area of ​​the main mansion is even more exaggerated. In the mansion, there are not only gardens, corridors, rockeries, ponds, pavilions, waterside pavilions, and attic, but also unseen. Lakes, dense forests that don't know the end...

According to Zhou Xing's visual inspection, the castle lord's mansion is probably located at a certain edge of the entire Chayan Fort. To enter the mansion, you don't have to enter through the magnificent main gate.

Zhang San led them in through the main gate, if it wasn't for the sake of being enthusiastic and grand, it was for psychological shock, but he didn't feel any of these two effects.

Hang Shu clicked his tongue in amazement, and Lingling said crisply: "Master Zhang! You really have the foresight! In such a big mansion, I must not be able to find a dining hall, and I don't know how much time I will waste enjoying delicious food... Hey, Brother Zhang, you Is the master's cook really good? Don't let me down..."

Xueyuan covered her lips and smiled, "It doesn't matter, as long as there are enough ingredients, Brother Yunteng will definitely not let you go hungry."

"That's right! My head master is the most powerful!"

Zhou Xing became more interested in being a good cook under the attention ceremony of Xiao Xian'e's admiration, the corners of his mouth slightly turned up, and the recipe of the God of Cookery suddenly popped up again in his mind. Several came out, and he was thinking about new recipes as he walked, entering the vacuum world of the selfless God of Cookery.

Heng Er rolled his eyes angrily, squinted at Xiao Xian'e, and said, "You were the only one who ate the most bullfinch beast before, nibbling on the orange flesh all the way, and just now drank three more times. A cup of milk tea, how much can you hold in your stomach?"

Hangshu Xian'e proudly stretched out her well-developed chest, and said with a smile: "My senior sister said that I am growing, so I must eat enough and eat more meat. I think what the senior sister said is right .Besides, I do feel hungry now, aren't you hungry?"

After finishing speaking, Xiao Xian'e glanced at Heng Er's chest, then hooked on the corner of her mouth, smiled deeply, and ran away with a jump.

Heng Er was stunned by Xiao Xian'e's smiling glance. She stood there and glanced at her chest several times. Her body was normal, and there was nothing wrong with her, so Xiao Xian'e was afraid that she had a brain disease, right?
Heng Zhi happened to witness the entire interaction between the two little mushrooms, coughed, and continued to move forward indifferently.

Heng Er was awakened by Heng Zhi's cough, and quickly followed the footsteps of everyone.

Xue Yuan shook her head, took Heng Er's hand, and walked forward together.

But I heard Hangshu Xiaoxian'e who was running in the front suddenly yelling.

"Little thief! Where to run!"

Zhou Xing looked around, and saw Xiao Xian'e holding a man who looked like a family servant with one hand. The man looked very ordinary, and his two sides were fighting. He wailed and begged for mercy: "Female monk, show mercy! I don't know where I offended you!" nuns?"

"The female monk must have misunderstood!" The servant who was caught by Hengshu Xian'e continued to explain.

Zhou Xing looked intently at the obedient servant again, and found a clue.

It turned out to be the case.

He waited to continue watching the fun.

The Tianhuo dog lay at his feet tamely, and seemed to have the same mentality as the male owner.

It takes neither mice nor worms, and it never minds its own business.

It would be more interesting if I could have another cup of milk tea and watch it while drinking it.

Zhou Xing and Tianhuogou looked at each other in agreement, and then fell silent.

Hangshu Xian'e said with a smile: "Your disguise is really ingenious! This time, you don't pretend to be a handsome young man, but an ordinary-looking servant. You have done a lot of rough work recently, and your body has become stronger. "

The very ordinary-looking servant was obviously confused, with a puzzled and aggrieved face, and said with a bitter face: "I have never met the female monk. I am afraid that the female monk has admitted the wrong person? I have been working for three years, and I have never made a mistake..."

The family member saw Zhang San at a glance, as if he had found a backer, and burst into tears, crying, "Brother Third! I am a strong son! Help me!"

Zhang San took a closer look, and found that the family member was a side branch of his Zhang family. Three years ago, he was the one who introduced him to work in the Castle Lord's Mansion, so he bit the bullet and said to Changshu Xian'e: "Female monk, this The servant is not a thief, but a relative of my family, and he is honest and kind, so please let him go!"

"Are you sure? Do you really want to let him go?"

Hang Shu stared at Zhang San and Li Si several times, then smiled and said, "No wonder you two were cheated out of the big gold bracelet, you really deserved it! I haven't used [One Leaf Blind Eye] yet, you have been cheated by this person." You are blinded. Keep your eyes open, he is the cockroach spirit who tricked you into stealing your big gold bracelet! Now that he has quietly sneaked into the Castle Lord’s Mansion, he must have come here for the big gold bracelet.”

Heng Zhi threw a sinister wink at Zhang San, and sneered: "This Zhang surname, so it turned out to be such a source, your Zhang family turned out to be a nest of cockroaches..."

Zhang San's face instantly turned red, and he pointed at Hengzhi and said, "Cultivator be careful, don't talk nonsense! My Zhang family has been a loyal servant of the castle master for generations, how can I be a cockroach spirit?"

Heng Zhi waved his sleeve lightly, and Zhang San's hand turned a corner, pointing at Zhang Qiang, the crawling homeboy.

That Zhang Qiang suddenly turned into a huge cockroach: a flat black-brown bug.

The cockroach had a shiny body, long filamentous antennae, well-developed compound eyes, leathery front wings and membranous hind wings, with a body length of about 1 meter.

Even after being beaten back to its original shape, the cockroach spirit did not give up its struggle, jumping left and right, flying up and down.

It is a pity that the invisible barrier of Hengzhi has suppressed the range of activities, and he has never been able to escape.

Hang Shu pointed at the cockroach spirit on the ground, and said with a smile: "Zhang San, he is your brother? Your Zhang family is really impressive."

After finishing speaking, Hang Shu looked over Zhang San and looked at Li Si.

Li Si looked horrified and looked at Zhang San beside him with some surprise.

Zhang San noticed Li Si's suspicious gaze, and quickly explained: "This cockroach is definitely not the real Zhang Qiang. Our Zhang family is from generation to generation, how could it be a cockroach, brother, don't misunderstand!"

Li Si was originally not good at words, but at this time, because he was too surprised, he stuttered more and more: "You...you...you are...really not a cockroach?"

Zhang San held Li Si's left and right shoulders with both hands, and said quickly, "Our brothers have been together for many years, how could I be a cockroach? Brother, you must believe me."

Hang Shu smiled and said, "A little cockroach spirit has made you all suspicious of each other, Zhang San, you should find a way to find the real Zhang Qiang as soon as possible."

Li Si looked at Zhang San suspiciously again, and remained silent.

But Zhang San was very grateful to Hang Shu, cupped his hands and said, "Thank you, female monk, for testifying for me and proving my innocence."

Hang Shu continued to laugh and said, "It's easy to talk about, as long as your castle master's food is delicious, everything is easy to talk about."

After speaking, Hang Shu took out a copper pot and put the cockroach essence in it.

Zhang San felt strange and said indignantly: "This cockroach has ulterior motives, and even sneaked into the castle master's mansion, delusionally trying to steal treasure again, and he should be hacked to death to vent my hatred."

Hang Shu said seriously: "You don't know that cockroaches are not easy to die. This cockroach spirit has become a climate. With your weapon, you can't kill him. Let my senior sister refine him. Besides, keep him , can help you find the real Zhang Qiang."

Zhou Xing knew that Hangshu had the [Sky Eye Body], so it was not surprising that she could see the essence of the cockroach spirit through the illusion of disguise.

She was a little surprised that she had such a deep understanding of the vitality of cockroaches.

Among the mortals in the previous life, a biologist once came to a conclusion based on the ecological habits of cockroaches: if there is a global nuclear war one day, all living things in the affected area, including humans, and even fish, will disappear. Only Cockroaches go on with their lives!
Under normal circumstances, the amount of radiation that a mortal body can endure is 5rems. Once the total radiation amount exceeds 800rems, it will definitely die, while ordinary cockroaches can endure 967500rems!Cockroaches can survive even a nuclear explosion.The cost of a country's government to eliminate cockroaches is as high as 98 billion a year, which is about twice the budget used to prevent AIDS.

Zhang San suddenly realized: "No wonder he hasn't died yet. It turns out that the vitality of this cockroach spirit is so powerful."

"Is this cockroach spirit really the little thief who stole the treasure?" Li Si still had many questions until now.

"All the monks and fairies are here, and they are full of splendor! I can't welcome you from afar, but I hope you will forgive me!"

People arrive before the sound, accompanied by a clear voice, it is Yingying laughter.

Zhang San and Li Si hurriedly rushed to the people to salute respectfully, and said in unison, "Congratulations to the lord of the castle!"

Zhou Xing looked around following Yingying's laughter, and saw a group of servant girls walking around a woman from a distance.

This woman's dress is different, especially conspicuous, with brilliant embroidery, wearing a golden bun with eight treasures and beading on her head, wearing a Chaoyang five phoenix hanging bead hairpin, plain white neck, and a bean-green palace sash tied around the skirt , Shuangheng Heimu rose pendant, wearing a narrow coat of golden satin with golden butterflies and red flowers, a multicolored engraved silk azurite silver rat coat, and a jade and flowered crepe skirt under it. The dress is noble and elegant, showing a bit of domineering.

The owner of this Chayan Fort turned out to be an extremely beautiful young woman.

The pink face does not reveal the spring power, the red lips can be heard before the smile, the pair of red and phoenix eyes is extremely charming and attractive, the two curved willow eyebrows set off the delicate and flawless goose-oval face, and the slender body is slender, with a pair of round and proud in front of him. Things stick out.

When the models came, every part of her body seemed to be deeply interpreting the meaning of dominance, and there was an intriguing charm.

The young female castle master bowed her hands and said with a smile: "Wang Youfeng greets all the monks and fairies! The affairs of Chayan Castle are complicated, and the welcome is late. I hope all the monks and fairies will be happy!"

Hang Shu immediately stepped forward to warmly hold the female castle master's hand, and said with a crisp smile: "The castle master's sister is so beautiful! Probably because the food in this Chayan castle is so beautiful, I can't wait to try it !"

Zhou Xingguan smiled, this snack food is really inseparable from food.

He suddenly felt that Wang Youfeng's name and appearance seemed familiar, and after thinking about it carefully, wasn't this woman Wang Xifeng from the TV series "The Story of the Stone" in her previous life.

Tsk tsk, the name Wang Youfeng has been changed to be worthy of the name.

Zhou Xing touched his nose, there was no pomelo fragrance coming from the tip of his nose, but a nice faint tea fragrance came over his face.

This tea Yanbao, presumably the main industry, is closely related to tea.

Tea beauty, perhaps with tea beauty.

Wang Youfeng patted Hangshu Xian'e's hand affectionately, and said with a smile: "How dare Chayan Castle neglect all the gods, the banquet has been prepared long ago, and I will clean up the dust for the gods. My sister also specially thanks my sister , I took that evil cockroach spirit into Chayan Fort!"

(End of this chapter)