My Taoist buddy has practiced surrogacy

Chapter 35 The on-the-spot play of this script is too old-fashioned
"Is this strange? This net is not mine, so of course I can't open it." Zhou Xing said truthfully.

Afterwards, Zhou Xing patiently began to reason with the little cat demon: "You took the initiative to ask me to save you. I thought you had a way to break through the net, so I just have to do it. Since you don't know how to break the net, Why do you think I can save you?"

You know, Tang Seng traveled westward to the foot of the Five Elements Mountain to rescue Monkey King. Tang Seng didn't know how to rescue him. Instead, Monkey King guided Tang Seng's rescue method.

Like Tang Seng, Zhou Xing didn't know how to save the cat demon from the trap, but the cat demon was not Monkey King.Alas, Sun Dasheng is really unique.

Since you don't even know how to break through the net, are you sure I can rescue you?Still swore to sign the master-servant contract?This cat definitely has some problems in its head, I hope it will not harm the owner and me in the future.

Otherwise, today is the early understanding of this unknown cause and effect?

Zhou Xing's heart swayed, and he planned to kill it directly with his thoughts...

"Hey..." The little cat demon's eyes were filled with helplessness and anticipation.

"Hey..." The little cat demon's cry was sad and weak, which was pitiful.

Zhou Xing felt that a cat should just "meow meow" in its own right, what kind of human white lotus green tea bitch "beep blah blah" should be imitated.

It's just too restless and disturbing for no reason.

"Why don't I take you away with Luo Wang, my senior sister probably has a way to save you!"

"Really? Your senior sister must be very good! Just as good as my cousin!" The cute cat head spoke the language of human excitement, which was indescribably inconsistent.

cousin?

Zhou Xing finally heard the only word that might be useful from the mouth of the little cat demon.

"Since your cousin is very powerful, why didn't you send her a distress signal?"

Zhou Xing was sure that there must be a specific way of contacting these cat monsters.After all, ordinary animals also have their own unique ways of transmitting messages.

"I sent it! But... my cousin never came to save me! Maybe... she has encountered some trouble herself..." The little cat demon looked very depressed, and seemed to be even more depressed than before.

"It's not suitable to stay here for a long time. I'll take you away first. Tell me all the stories between you and your cousin, short and long. Maybe I can help you find your cousin."

Zhou Xing carried the net on his shoulders, and Yu Jian left.

I don't know if the net is too heavy or the little cat demon is too heavy. Zhou Xing felt that he couldn't carry it for a few seconds, so he threw the net and the cute cat inside on the sword, and stepped on it very thoughtfully. Use the net to prevent the little cat demon from falling from the sky and dying.

The first time he rode Master's flying sword, he almost fell to his death.The master took pity on the life of his apprentice, a tool man, so he generously taught him the sword control technique.After learning how to control the sword, he was excited alone for a long time.

The flying sword under his feet is one of the master's relics, but it is not the two flying swords that the master usually uses. The grade is not too high, so it is more suitable for him to use.

"Hurry up now and talk about your cousin. When you see my senior sister, you have to shut up and be a cute pet who can't talk. If you want to talk, you can only meow meow meow." Call me a few times, my senior sister is kind-hearted, and will definitely rescue you! Well, you must find a way to spit out your demon pill to me as soon as possible, and if my senior sister finds out that you can transform into a human, then you will be miserable."

"Why?" The little cute cat obviously didn't understand the intention of Zhou Xing's words.

"Why are there so many? The master said, just remember to do it! Hurry up and tell me about your cousin!"

The little cute cat was very wronged and was stepped on by the owner. She didn't say anything, but asked why, and was rejected by the "master". The cat is miserable!

what!I am a noble princess, why should I have a "master"?

Why is this so?
If he hadn't listened to his cousin and sneaked to the lower realm with her, wouldn't there be any "why"?

"Whoa, whoa..."

"Meow meow meow……"

"No need to meow meow now, I don't understand, hurry up and speak in human language! Explain clearly about you and your cousin! No! Explain everything about your cats! To make a long story short, try to tell as much as possible about the reasons for going out and the reasons for going out." The thing about being caught later!"

"Oh...the story is very long, so let me just talk about the important ones!" The cute cat noticed the displeasure of the "master", thought for a while, and quickly followed the instructions of the "master", using her unique soft and cute voice Said: "My cousin and I are from Baiqiu, which is the divine domain of our Nine-Life Tmall clan. I have never left Baiqiu, but my cousin once went to the lower realm to experience. She said that the lower realm is very prosperous and interesting, and it is whiter than ours." Qiu is even more beautiful. She has said many times that I have been tempted for a long time, but I have never dared to leave Baiqiu because my brothers said that the lower realm is dangerous! Moreover, my father and queen mother told me that before I have the ability to protect myself, Can't get out of Baiqiu..."

Zhou Xing saw that the little cute cat talked too much in one breath, and continued to organize his words while panting, so he said in passing: "Baiqiu has a nine-fate lynx, does it mean that Qingqiu has a nine-tailed celestial fox?"

The little cute cat was obviously surprised, with a pair of watery blue eyes wide open: "How do you know? But, I have never been to Qingqiu. My cousin has been, and she said that the nine-tailed sky fox in Qingqiu is very She was very hospitable and gave her a lot of jade and five-colored heavenly stones, but she was too embarrassed to accept the presents, so she gave Qingqiu Hu Zun and Di Ji a special Ye Mingzhu from Baiqiu..."

Zhou Xing said with a smile on his face: "I also know that Qingqiu's Nine-Tailed Sky Fox Hu Zun's surname is Bai, and your Jiuming Tmall's cat Zun's surname is Qing!"

The little cute cat was even more surprised, and stammered: "You, you, you...you even know this?"

"If I don't even know this, how can I be your master?" Zhou Xing said with a smile.

mock up!This little cute cat is playing the white lotus green tea bitch pretending to memorize lines again, isn't it?What a coincidence!The lines of this drama, I will also!
Ye Hua: It doesn't matter whether Qingqiu Baiqian or Baiqiu Qingqian, just marry.

She put herself into the role of Princess Baiqiu, can't she come out?It's a pity that the plot and routines played on the spot are too old-fashioned. Who still believes in such old-fashioned memes?

Please, as an actor, you must have an innovative spirit that keeps pace with the times!

"So, hurry up and tell the truth! Don't talk nonsense!" Zhou Xingzai continued to chatter with the little cute cat again, urging her to get to the point quickly.

The little cute cat was obviously frightened. The cat looked at Zhou Xing and was terrified. He quickly lowered his head and continued trembling: "My cousin said, as long as I make a puppet with the essence and blood of my life and stay in Baiqiu, the father, queen mother, queen mother and elder brothers will be free." You won't find me sneaking out of the house..."

Zhou Xing secretly said: So, even if you die in the lower realm, your parents and brothers will not easily know!Is this marking your cousin as a white lotus green tea bitch?
(End of this chapter)