My Taoist buddy has practiced surrogacy

Chapter 80
The Queen of Canghai is recognized as the number one beauty in the Cangli world. She has occupied the top spot of the beauty list for several years, and her admirers and followers claim to be able to fill several galaxies.For some reason, Canghai Nujun has a special affection for Yunteng Xianjun, the head of Qiankun Sect who only has a relationship on three sides—that is, Zhou Xing. You don't marry.

The goddess Qiushui, the second place in the beauty list for hundreds of years, has always been at odds with the lady of Canghai. In order to make her mad at Canghai, she took the initiative and led three thousand disciples to move to the cliff where the head of Qiankun Xianshan lived in Qiankunmen. Feng lived for a long time and never left.

Immortal Yunteng, that is, Zhou Xing, the head of the Qiankun Sect, due to his reputation, tried several times to persuade Qiushui and his three thousand female disciples to send him off, but he took the initiative to take the only remaining Sasao Xian'e in the sect. Temporarily living at the foot of Qiankun Xianshan Mountain to avoid suspicion.

However, people's words are terrible, and rumors become tigers.All kinds of peachy and absurd rumors are becoming more and more prosperous and enduring.

As a result, the army of flower protectors who spoiled and admired Canghai Nujun and Qiushui Nujun formed two immortal alliances with explosive combat power.

Zhou Xing is a rookie from the beginning, and his fighting power is inferior to the two elders. It is a pity that after he showed off his cooking skills, he was forced to travel thousands of miles a day and flee lightly before he had time to use his chopsticks for a table of good dishes.

However, the Guardian Flower Fairy League was full of murderous intent all the way, and pursued them relentlessly, which led to the master and apprentice coming to this Vulture Island in a state of embarrassment.

Zhou Xing was indeed hungry, and he was getting more and more hungry.

He is so hungry!

In order to have a quiet meal, he plans to use magic to detect the enemy's situation first.

"Clearly inspecting Qiuhao! Telescope!"

Strange, there are no chasing troops for thousands of miles?

So Zhou Xing expanded his search scope again.

"Clearly inspecting Qiuhao! Wanli Mirror!"

Strange, there are no chasing troops in a radius of ten thousand miles?
Zhou Xing had no doubt that there was something wrong with his spell itself, because "Clearly Observing the Detail" was an immortal spell, and everything in the light mirror could be seen clearly, not invisible.

Moreover, "observing the details" can break the blindness of Mahayana monks. The Wuya Xianjun and Wujiao Xianjun are only monks in the fusion stage. Even if they use the blindness to hide their bodies, they will still appear. Not to mention.

What's more, when they chased and killed, they were already aggressive, and they never thought of deliberately hiding their figure.

Could it be that this master and apprentice are both soldiers and trees, frightening themselves and making an oolong?
Should be unlikely.

Zhou Xing had to try again with a higher-level spell.

"Shadowless Tracking Lock! Wuya Xianjun!"

This is a heavenly grade spell of a higher level than the immortal grade spell, and even the immortal monarch who has been able to ascend to the Great Perfection can lock its specific position.

This time, Shadowless Tracking Lock finally responded.

Huh?
This is kind of weird!

Immortal Monarch Wuya is actually [-] miles away from him!
Moreover, the tracking lock showed that Xianjun Wuya was running at a high speed in the opposite direction to him.

How is this going?

Could it be that something big has happened somewhere?
"Shadowless Tracking Lock! Hornless Immortal!"

Huh?
This is even more strange!
The Hornless Immortal Monarch is also [-] miles away from him!
Moreover, the tracking lock showed that Immortal Monarch Wujiao was also rushing in the opposite direction to him.

Very coincidentally, Immortal Monarch Wuya and Immortal Monarch Wujiao are in the same place!
what on earth is it?

Could it be that something really happened somewhere?
Or, these two combined old immortals are both road idiots, and then, with the group of chasers, they continued to hunt him down...

The opposite is true!

It turned out to be "the opposite of the south"!
Unexpectedly, that Zhou Xing really had a few tricks. With the rank of Transforming God Realm, he actually comprehended the domain spell that could only be comprehended by the Mahayana Transcending Tribulation Immortal.

This "separate from the south" is the same as "clearly inspecting Qiuhao", both of which are domain-based immortal spells.

This Zhou Xing is indeed a cultivation genius, and his cultivation talent is much stronger than his first life.

Sure enough, the back waves of the Yangtze River push the front waves, and one generation is stronger than the next.

No, today's Canglijie has obviously gradually entered a trough, and one generation is not as good as the next.

It should be said that this person is a special case, he is more focused on cultivation than others, and the things he pays attention to are even rarer.

He only studies cultivation and cooking, so he can concentrate on it, and can quickly indulge in it, reaching the state of unity between art and me, and thus comprehend more esoteric and high-level spells.

Now that he is here, I will do something for him to thank the virtue of the flesh.

As for the soul of the original body that was reborn in another world because of the use of "south and opposite", it depends on his own fortune. Maybe there is a new opportunity waiting for him, but I hope this person can learn a little while studying hard. world affairs.

Zhou Xing's attention once again returned to those aura-filled, gorgeous and dazzling kitchen seasonings.

Not to mention, his hands are really itchy!

Since the chasing soldiers haven't come after him for the time being, he can just take time off to do some personal hobbies.

Zhou Xing's career in his previous life was an internet celebrity kitchen broadcaster.

At first, he was just curious about cooking, but then he became more and more interested and became addicted.

Like the original Zhou Xing, he is also obsessed with cooking.

Zhou Xing looked at Xiao Xian'e, who was excited but stood by, and couldn't help asking, "Won't you help?"

Unexpectedly, Hang Shu showed a look of astonishment and astonishment, and seemed a little unbelievable.

"Master, how dare you ask me for help?"

"What? Are you a cannibal tigress?"

Hang Shu quickly waved her hand, showing a shy look.

"No, no, no! I just burned down the sect's kitchen five times, scrapped ten sets of immortal-grade kitchen utensils, and then destroyed your five god-grade outer robes, five god-grade middle robes... and five god-grade robes... It's just a robe..."

After finishing speaking, Heng Shu blushed slightly, feeling a little uneasy about her extravagant and wasteful behavior.

As for the matter of destroying the sect master's middle robe and inner robe, the one who was shy and uneasy should be the sect master himself.

Zhou Xing waved his sleeves, he didn't intend to use practice to test the truth of Xiao Xian'e's words.

If it is true, he really has no clothes to change, so he can't wait to confront her sincerely at this time, the timing is not right.

Besides, it's really not suitable for each other to be different genders... Even if they are the same gender, it's not very suitable, it's indecent.

Although Zhou Xing was not very familiar with how to use the new kitchen utensils, with Xiao Xian'e's guidance, he quickly got started.

His cooking skills are as good as ever.

It didn't take long for the fragrant and tempting Quanque Banquet to be freshly released one after another.

Crispy and soft!
Roasted bird body, roasted bird wings, roasted bird legs, fried bird cubes, fried bird miscellaneous...

Before Zhou Xing himself had time to taste these delicious fairy products, they disappeared in an unusually weird manner like a whirlwind of clouds.

That's right, there were not a single bit of the two giant black sparrows left, and they all got into Hangshu's small and delicate red lips.

Those small, rosy lips glowed with a seductive radiance after being moisturised.

"Master! I'm still hungry..."

Hearing this magic voice with a soft and cute skin, Zhou Xing's heart trembled, and he didn't dare to bite his mouth anymore.

Because, this magic sound lingered in Zhou Xing's mind for a long time and could not dissipate...

Kongmeng echoes continuously in my mind: "Sect Master! I'm still hungry..."

"Well, this is a big deal, what should we do?" Zhou Xing sighed and said calmly.

In fact, Zhou Xing was gritting his teeth and thought to himself: I am the f*cking really hungry, okay?You don’t know how many big oranges you ate with your teacher behind your back, and you also ate two black sparrows so big, and you still have the face to shout hungry in front of a master who is about to faint from hunger... Palm The master of the sect was starving just now, and he cooked you such a sumptuous feast, but you were so merciless and wiped out everything... How can I bear it!

The petite and dainty super big eater, Hang Shu, seems to have seen through Zhou Xing's inner monologue long ago, and with a flick of her finger, there are five more beautiful and cute ones lying on the big rock. A black sparrow that is fragrant but unable to jump around.

Hang Shu looked like she was planning to win Gao Miao, who was thousands of miles away, and smiled proudly: "Fortunately, I also emptied the Zongmen's Ten Thousand Beasts Garden. I am so witty!"

Zongmen's Ten Thousand Beast Garden... is also... evacuated?

As the fifth generation head of the Qiankun Sect, although I don't know exactly how many species of fairy birds and beasts there are in the Ten Thousand Beasts Garden, but the general situation is still a little bit. The sect's thousand-year heritage is there, and there are still millions of them. .

This little Xian'e is emotionally the housekeeper of the sect!She is a housekeeper who is not inferior to the charter wife!

The fairyland space that can hold all the immortals, birds and beasts of the entire Qiankunzong should be at or above the heavenly rank.

Zhou Xing fixed his eyes on the five black sparrow beasts, and calmly wiped away the saliva that came out of his lips again unconsciously.

Then, Yun Danfeng praised softly: "Well, you are indeed too witty..."

"Unfortunately, my teacher is about to faint from hunger. I'm afraid I don't have the energy to give you a whole bird feast..."

"Master, this is for you to eat!"

In Zhou Xing's hands, a big orange miraculously appeared immediately.

What a big orange!
If you can't hold it with one hand, you have to hold it with both hands.

Zhou Xing wiped his saliva calmly again.

Immediately, at the speed of a hungry tiger, he used his spiritual power to cut the big orange... into four pieces.

cut!cut!cut!
Cut big oranges!Eat big oranges!
The big orange with the skin off to reveal the flesh is really tempting!
The flesh is plump and moist, the color is delicate and pure, the juice is sweet and fragrant, and the aura is overflowing.

Thus, Zhou Xing broke the record for the fastest speed in his nine lifetimes, one petal per second.

Of course, he still maintains the most elegant appearance. After eating, his whole body is clean, and there is a drop of orange juice left on the corner of his mouth, which is also very cute, naughty, and charming.

At least, Hang Shu was stunned for a moment.

Hangshu Xiaoxian'e blinked her eyes to regain her senses, she was really shocked by the rapid eating speed of the master, she felt that the master might be really hungry, and she had to take care of it carefully.

So, she said very thoughtfully: "Master, you eat a big orange first, you won't faint from hunger! Don't worry! These five black sparrows are ready, I'll save you a small half, you can Don't be too polite, you really don't have to save it all for me..."

Hehe, you actually left me half of them, this little fairy is really too caring.

Zhou Xing looked up at the sky at a 45-degree angle.

The weather is so nice today, the sky is so blue, the clouds are so white, the breeze is so soft, and he is in a really happy mood.

Perhaps, Zhou Xing, who does not have to travel thousands of miles every day and only cares about cultivation or studying delicious food, really can't eat half a black sparrow, but at this time, he can eat three or five black sparrows, and there is no problem at all.

Zhou Xing smiled lovingly and approvingly, and said, "Thank you!"

The first time it was raw, the second time it was cooked, Zhou Xing used those kitchen utensils this time, and it was handy. The cooking speed was much faster, and the color and fragrance of Quanqueyan was even better.

However, Zhou Xing's cooking process this time has an extra process, which is to try it himself.

Zhou Xing was cooking and tasting, and said from time to time:

"Oh, I made five black sparrows at once this time. There are a lot of ingredients. I have to try them to make sure that every food is unparalleled and delicious."

"Sure enough, there are too many ingredients, the taste is too strange, failure failed..."

"Huh? This Orleans Roasted Sparrow Wing is not cooked yet..."

"Well, the salty and bland fried chicken is not suitable, and I need to put more immortal salt..."

"This roasted bird's leg seems too unpalatable... Oh, the immortal grade pepper is too little, and the heat is not enough..."

……

Hang Shu looked anxiously at the rapid reduction of all kinds of uncooked food at a miraculous speed visible to the naked eye, and was a little worried in her heart.

Sect Master, if you eat so many unripe and bad-tasting black sparrows, will you have a stomachache?
The elder sister said that she is the head's caring little padded jacket, and she must take good care of the head master.

"Master, let me try it for you!"

Zhou Xing hiccupped secretly, with a loving face, generous face, and approving face, and said with a smile: "I already know your intentions, and you are a sincere and good girl. I can't let you eat these things as a teacher." Unpalatable food. Don't worry, delicious food will be out of the pan soon!"

Hang Shu's eyes were full of joy, and her glowing lips seemed to be even more rosy. She bounced and said, "Really? That's great! I'm so greedy that I'm drooling."

Another moment passed.

Hang Shu was lying on the back, almost falling asleep, and vaguely heard the very pleasant celadon voice of her head master: "This plate of dragon beard and phoenix palm is ready!"

Hang Shu's sleepy bug had long since disappeared with the wind, jumping three feet high.

"Anything to eat?"

"Well! The newly created dragon beard and phoenix palm for the teacher!"

Hang Shu stared at the small and exquisite plate of food in a daze.

It is really very small and compact, about the size of her palm.

On closer inspection, the small saucer might be smaller than her palm.

"What is this? Stir-fried soybeans with bean sprouts?"

After finishing speaking, Hang Shu counted seriously: "One soybean, two soybeans, three..."

She asked suspiciously, "There are nine soybeans! But, I didn't bring soybeans with me... Sect Master, where did these soybeans come from?"

Zhou Xing smiled very kindly, and said leisurely and solemnly: "Nonsense! How could this be soybeans...you have to taste it!"

He was really full just now, the pieces together are probably worth two whole sparrows, I really don't know how the stomach of this girl in front of me is structured, it's a bit strange.The stomach is very clear, and the brain circuit is also very clear.

He has been busy for a long time, but only got one orange from Hang Shu, and managed to get five black sparrows, but only a small half of it. According to his detailed analysis and evaluation, the so-called small half may be only one-tenth of it.Even one percent can barely be called a "little half".

However, he didn't bother to spend time checking whether this reasoning was correct.Well, he has already squeezed two black sparrows into his mouth beautifully.

It's really not easy. He is so precious as the head of the sect, and he has fallen to the point where he has to shovel wool from the hands of his own sect.

(End of this chapter)