I am a super cop

Chapter 1012 Heinrich's Law
Lu Weiwei: "..."

Do you feel like you heard it wrong?Liu Siya, who is a teacher, actually wants to attend this kind of training class?

Lu Weiwei felt that she should re-examine the friend and best friend in front of her.

It's not a day or two to know her, so she doesn't know Liu Siya's character?
For many years, my eyes were high and my hands were low, and I almost dragged myself to the age of 30.

But now that the style of painting has changed, do you want to be a celebrity?

"Liu Siya, come here." Lu Weiwei waved to Liu Siya.

Liu Siya was stunned for a moment, but also obeyed, and slowly moved her head closer to Lu Weiwei.

Lu Weiwei pressed the back of her hand to Liu Siya's forehead, thought for a while and said, "It's not burned yet?"

"Damn, my mind is normal, okay?" Liu Siya thought that Lu Weiwei hadn't explained anything before, and she co-authored herself as a fool?
Lu Weiwei also couldn't help but said: "I said Liu Siya, you are also in good condition, and there are many people who like you, and your career is also good. Aren't you a famous lady?"

"How can I be considered a celebrity? You still don't know me?" Liu Siya pondered for a moment, then leaned over to Lu Weiwei and whispered, "Weiwei, let me tell you, no matter how hard I try, this is the only way to go."

"Before I told you, those two blind date men from other places were introduced to me by my friends, but the conditions are just like this. Resources are definitely much better than they are now.”

"By then, I won't have so many choices..."

"You can stop." Before Liu Siya could finish speaking, Lu Weiwei interrupted the conversation directly.

One must know that Lu Weiwei has not been a police officer for a day or two. Of course, she knows that there are many such training courses on the market.

The so-called celebrities are nothing but assembly line products.

Today Jing'an Diba, tomorrow Pudong Nazha, Ritz-Carlton afternoon tea during the day, Bulgari Hotel to see the prosperity of Lujiazui at night.

Carrying Hermès to look at paintings, teasing Dai Jinlao boy, laughing at those who have no money to drive BMW, Porsche and Ferrari are worthy of her.

To be honest, Lu Weiwei doesn't discriminate against celebrities, but there are too many fake celebrities on the market now, and most of them are trying to get rich with a utilitarian mentality.

To talk about this routine, Lu Weiwei has also seen it.

It's nothing more than these fake celebrities who are fighting for afternoon tea and second-hand silk stockings in hotels.

No matter how you look at it, it looks like a practice of breaking the circle of the sharing economy.

In order to pretend to be a high-end, dignified and peaceful celebrity, I feel that this little anxiety is nothing to them.

Also listening to Lu Weiwei's general explanation, Liu Siya nodded silently: "Lu Weiwei, the situation you mentioned also exists."

"Maybe you have also seen some of the display of various famous bags and watches in the circle of friends. Maybe you also know that behind these famous bags and watches, there may be a bunch of WeChat groups."

"Luxury goods can be sold together, afternoon tea can be sold together, second-hand stockings can be sold together, and even a hotel room can be shared by dozens of people."

"Even some MLM practitioners call themselves experts, but don't think that the ladies and sisters are low, they are the ones who really understand consumerism."

"Uh……"

Do you think this is the Liu Siya you know?
This thinking feels like brainwashing.

Lu Weiwei was a little worried, worried that Liu Siya would get too deep in these training institutions, so she kindly reminded: "Siya, are you okay? I'm just talking casually, don't be so excited."

"Am I excited? Am I not?" Liu Siya was indeed a little excited, but she refused to admit it, and continued to explain to Lu Weiwei:

"I said Weiwei, we participate in this kind of celebrity training. It is an actuarial marriage. If you don't see a rabbit, you don't throw a hawk. Although it sounds nicer, you are a peerless smart person who is fishing for rich men and catching kings and fives."

"But have you ever thought about it? Why do a group of such smart ladies do these things that we seem to be stupid?"

Lu Weiwei pondered for a few seconds, then asked weakly: "Can you really catch a rich man?"

"Of course it is possible." Liu Siya smiled cheerfully, and then said, "Do you know that there is something called Heinrich's law in production management?"

Lu Weiwei shook her head: "I haven't heard of it."

Liu Siya smiled lightly and said, "Actually, this Heinrich's law is about the hidden dangers of 1000 accidents behind one serious accident."

Lu Weiwei still shook her head: "I still don't understand what it means."

"How about it." Liu Siya was immersed for a few seconds, then raised her head and said, "In other words, when you find a cockroach, there are already thousands or hundreds of cockroaches in this room."

"And to apply this rule, that is, a famous lady who has an accident and is exposed, there should be at least 1000 noble ladies standing behind her who have successfully hooked rich husbands."

"So those people in this circle who have successfully landed have formed a strong demonstration effect, attracting latecomers to flock to them."

"You think it's ridiculous, but these low methods are really effective."

"Siya, I think you should calm down."

"Hehe." Hearing Lu Weiwei's words, Liu Siya said a little excitedly: "Lu Weiwei, do you think I'm not calm? No, let me tell you, I am very calm, and I know it very well."

"Do you know why many celebrities post a bunch of luxury goods on their Moments? Why do they have to take photos? It's a breath of life."

"Since ancient times, we have said that riches and honors do not return to their hometowns, such as walking in night clothes in brocade clothes. Now we should say that wealth and honor should not be posted on Moments, like walking in night clothes in brocade clothes."

"If you don't take pictures, isn't this good meal for nothing? Isn't this good bag for nothing?"

Lu Weiwei looked at the delicacies in front of her, and before she could speak, Liu Siya took out her mobile phone, chose a good angle, and took pictures of the dishes on the table one by one.

And said to Lu Weiwei with a faint smile: "So, you also saw it just now, eating and taking pictures to post on Moments, that's the reason."

"Wouldn't it be a waste if you didn't take pictures when you came out for a meal? To show your quality of life and attract target users, is there a cheaper way than taking pictures to optimize your Moments display?"

"Liu Siya, I think..."

"I don't want you to think, I want me to think." Before Lu Weiwei finished speaking, Liu Siya interrupted directly: "The jargon in our circle calls this optimization of display surface."

"In terms of marketing, it is called the visualization of selling points, and the purpose is to show its high value, attract target groups, and filter low-end customers."

Lu Weiwei nodded silently, pretending to agree with Liu Siya, and then said: "But this kind of marketing is too fake. Many of them are competing for luxury goods in the group, and even for afternoon tea in hotels. Do you think this is not hypocritical? ?”

Maybe Lu Weiwei's words were a little too heavy, and Lu Weiwei also felt that she hurt Liu Siya a little bit?

But in the end, instead of being angry, Liu Siya smiled and said with an educational tone: "Lu Weiwei, some people may think that these ladies who love to fight to win are really low, but think about it the other way around, group renting, no Should it be the correct use of luxury?"

"Huh?" I feel that this teacher's thinking ability is really different.

But before Lu Weiwei opened her mouth to refute, Liu Siya continued to laugh and said, "This is the real maximization of efficiency."

"Now everyone is criticizing luxury goods as brainwashing by consumerism. A bag printed with a logo can sell tens of thousands of 10,000+. Why? It can be used to pretend."

"But the rich also use it to pretend to be coercive, so what is the essential difference between renting and buying?"

"Since they are all renting, what is the essential difference between individual renting and group renting?"

"Buying a luxury item is nothing more than to show off in front of acquaintances, to win face and breath. What's the use of keeping it after showing off?"

Glancing at the confused Lu Weiwei, Liu Siya continued to brainwash and said, "Think about it, isn't all the time spent on luxury goods outside of social occasions considered value time? From this point of view, buying is not as good as renting, and renting is not as good as Group rent."

"And these sisters are the real fighters against consumerism. Celebrities are forcing the luxury industry, and are forced to tremble in the order-making group. Who would have thought that these luxury brands, boutique scythes created by century-old stores, would finally end up What will happen to everyone?"

"And the concept, price system, and product system created by these luxury brands can all be broken here. This is the real luxury inclusiveness and consumption sinking."

Lu Weiwei shivered a little: "When you say that you are a co-author, it feels like you have spelled out the sharing economy?"

"Isn't it just the sharing economy?" Feeling that Lu Weiwei was a little enlightened, Liu Siya smiled and said: "This sharing economy is popular here, and the idea of ​​fighting more and saving more is changing the world here."

"If it is assumed, I mean assuming, that we regard fishing for rich men as a business, then the famous ladies are definitely full of wolves."

Lu Weiwei panicked completely: "Wolf nature?"

"That's right." Liu Siya quickly said again, feeling that she was in the dominant position of speaking and was about to brainwash Lu Weiwei successfully.

"Lu Weiwei, think about it. A dozen or so people work together in the hotel in the middle of the night, get stuck in the hotel, and take turns taking pictures. Can you persevere without any perseverance?"

Lu Weiwei shook her head.

"That's right." Liu Siya smiled lightly, and said, "So more than a dozen people put together an afternoon tea, coming in and out just to take a picture of the exterior of a high-end hotel, can you do it?"

"I can't do it." Lu Weiwei continued to shake her head like a rattle.

But Liu Siya never tires of brainwashing and said: "So even if you are a full-time photographer with this workload, you will probably be exhausted after a day."

"How can there be any geniuses in this world? They just spend the time that other people drink coffee on catching up with others and trying to get rich."

"Even second-hand stockings are turned into three-handed and four-handed. If it were you, would you be able to wear them?"

Seeing that Lu Weiwei continued to shake her head, Liu Siya simply patted Lu Weiwei on the shoulder, and communicated with her with a smile: "So a person who is willing to endure hardships, can make progress, and is willing to let go, such a person will not be too bad in any industry."

"In order to marry into a wealthy family and achieve wealth and freedom, what's wrong with the sisters who fight for luxury goods? Only those who love to fight will win."

"Look at those kidney-savers who buy apples in the society, young people who borrow usury to buy famous brands, don't the ladies seem to be too shrewd and save too much?"

"And the top-notch ladies portrayed in TV dramas line up the room with famous bags and shoes, and they even wear them for a day after buying them."

"I think this kind of behavior is different from that of the celebrities in the single-order group who wear it once and take a photo. Apart from spending more money, is there any difference between them?"

"In my opinion, offering luxury goods like fathers is the biggest waste."

"The best way to make the best use of everything is to make the best use of it, and it is the best way for luxury goods to shine for the working people and contribute surplus value..."

Lu Weiwei couldn't stand listening anymore, she felt that Liu Siya must have attended the course.

If I hadn't been a policeman, I would have almost believed it.

Just casually said: "But silk stockings are also sold, this is too exaggerated, I definitely can't accept it."

"You can't accept it because you don't need to be in this circle. You are young and beautiful, you have a good career, and there are beautiful women around you, so of course you don't care."

Liu Siya looked at Lu Weiwei in front of her, feeling a little jealous.

Lu Weiwei also felt that the way Liu Siya looked at her had changed, so she quickly comforted her: "I'll just talk casually, don't be angry."

"I'm not angry, why am I angry? Isn't it because I was not born as well as you, my family's conditions are worse than yours, and I don't have as many fates as you."

Liu Siya picked up the drink, took a sip suddenly, and said with a sigh of relief: "You think that Gucci stockings that cost hundreds of dollars have to be sold separately, and wearing third-hand and fourth-hand goods is very low, but this is actually pretending to save money. .”

"If you want me to say that the famous ladies are the real luxury goods with their feet on their feet, and they can save a lot of money to create a killer of consumerism set up by rich women."

"Take the mass-produced Red Sea market in the green tea industry as an example. The colleagues in the industry are all artificial celebrities. Is it easy to be wary of a bunch of gold-plated sons-in-law who are prostitutes?"

"Maybe you also knew before, didn't there be a celebrity overturned? But after the overturn, the celebrities and rich people are becoming more and more vigilant about these Internet celebrity industrial products."

"In the past, it was enough to put on make-up, but now I still need to create a green tea style, take a pure love route, and even compete for vision and manage people."

Lu Weiwei smiled lightly and said, "But pretending to be rich and beautiful, competing for taste and academic qualifications, is this a proper arms race?"

"Is it easy for the sisters to build a pond?" Liu Siya said, and went back directly.

Lu Weiwei had nothing to say, so she could only pick up her chopsticks and pretend to change the subject: "The meat is cooked, I'll eat first."

Seeing that Lu Weiwei was like this, but Liu Siya's brainwashing was not over yet, she directly picked up the drink cup and twitched her chin: "Lu Weiwei, let's toast."

"Okay." Lu Weiwei put down her chopsticks, picked up her cup and leaned against it.

The two drank another drink.

Only then did Liu Siya pick up the barbecue for Lu Weiwei and said, "Eat more, in fact, my sister has experienced much more than you."

"Just take the so-called celebrities you and I mentioned. In fact, they also need to rely on vision and insight, and also need to accumulate a lot of experience to guide practice."

"The rich are not stupid, all of them are rare species and human beings. If you want to stand out, you must have perfect acting skills, sharp eyes, and insight."

"It's a slight mistake. It's a small thing to lose your body to play with, but it's a big thing to miss a good opportunity. The blood and tears all over your body are the opportunity costs."

"That's why many people have preconceived ideas, thinking that all the famous ladies are masters who hate to marry, and they are all trying to catch a wealthy son-in-law. You think they are spending money, but they are actually making money."

"Group photo taking is just the cost of this business. Take you, Lu Weiwei, as an example. Can you guarantee that your circle of friends doesn't have a bunch of people who do medical beauty? Do wechat business? Do successful learning and selling courses?"

"Uh, it seems there is." Lu Weiwei pondered for a few seconds, feeling that what she said was true.

"That's right." Seeing that Lu Weiwei agreed, Liu Siya also smiled and said, "Is it true that they don't have to go to work? They are basically gyms, and they seem to be financially free and independent?"

"And taking a bunch of beautiful photos all day long? Let me tell you, this is what the sisters just need."

"Luxury circle of friends creates style. If you can mention Maserati, why can't I mention five-star hotels?"

"Sister, I feel that these people are real marketing masters." Listening to Liu Siya's speech, Lu Weiwei suddenly felt enlightened.

Do you feel like you have been brainwashed?
Liu Siya saw that she had something to do, so she asked Lu Weiwei again: "So sister, the 5 yuan..."

"Now I want to borrow tens of thousands of dollars, there is really no need to ask me to borrow it." Before Liu Siya finished speaking, Lu Weiwei quickly interrupted: "What kind of money is it like now, 360 white bills, less than 20 is fine , unless you borrow money in the name of not repaying it, and you can delay it for a day, otherwise it is easy to borrow money."

After Lu Weiwei finished speaking, Liu Siya started to think.

After a while, she raised her head slightly, looked at Lu Weiwei and said embarrassedly: "To be honest, I have already borrowed all the platforms that should be borrowed, but it is too expensive, so I can only ask you for help."

"What? You borrowed so much money?" At first, she didn't feel that there was anything wrong with Liu Siya, but when she heard it now, Lu Weiwei was shocked on the spot.

Is this still the Liu Siya I know?It feels like you have a lot of debts in just three days?

This is too scary, right?
So Lu Weiwei hurriedly asked again: "By the way, what celebrity training class are you applying for?"

"Anyway, it's quite high-end." Liu Siya lowered her head and said a little embarrassedly: "Simply speaking, this kind of celebrity training class offers a lot of courses."

"There are classes for prosperous families, first ladies, aura queens, ladies and ladies, etc. There are too many things to learn."

"Is this really the name of the course? Are you sure it's not the name of QQ Xiu?" Lu Weiwei became more and more confused when she heard it, and said shudderingly: "Then what do you want to learn?"

Liu Siya immediately sat upright, and gestured with both hands: "This course also includes a lot of content, such as dating with boys, tea art, flower arrangement, etiquette, equestrianism, golf and red wine, etc."

"Then the training fee is three to five thousand, right?" Lu Weiwei felt that the content was quite a lot.

But Liu Siya laughed dryly and shook her head: "Three to five thousand? Hehe, you are naive, let me tell you, a complete training for 10 days costs 8."

"8?" When Lu Weiwei heard the price, her heart skipped a beat.

I thought that I have 8 yuan, how many potato chips should I buy?

……

　Ask for a ticket!

　　
　
(End of this chapter)