I am a super cop

Chapter 1215 The Routine of the Elders
In the restaurant, Wu Xiaofeng also talked eloquently: "Senior Sister Lu, it doesn't matter who you look at, look at that woman, she is wearing a warm-colored turtleneck sweater, she is intellectual and temperamental."

"There is no sugar added to the coffee I drink, and the sugar packet is put aside, which can control the body's sugar intake very well."

"A young lady like this probably won't reject someone like me, as long as I'm sincere and non-greasy to strike up a conversation with."

"Then you are wrong." Seeing Wu Xiaofeng's confidence, Gu Chen glanced at the woman, then withdrew his gaze and said:
"Look at the oil stains on her neckline. When I just walked past her, I could already smell hot pot on her body. I must have eaten hot pot at noon."

"And at this point in time, I only ordered a drink, so I must be waiting for a friend."

Seeing Wu Xiaofeng and Lu Weiwei watching secretly, Gu Chen said again: "Also, her mobile phone is placed there, and it's all about eating and broadcasting."

"In my opinion, she was not staring at you just now, but at the chicken leg in front of you."

"Drumstick?" Looking at the chicken leg in front of him, Wu Xiaofeng waved his hands and said, "Impossible, she must be peeking at me, I just met her eyes, don't believe me, just wait."

After finishing the words, Wu Xiaofeng stood up directly and walked towards the woman at the next table.

Lu Weiwei was also full of question marks, wondering when did Wu Xiaofeng become so active?

However, after only a moment, Wu Xiaofeng came back in a disheveled state, and lay weakly on the table.

"What's the matter? Wu Xiaofeng, is he interested in you?" I felt that Wu Xiaofeng's expression changed too quickly.

He was still confident just now, but now he suddenly became frustrated.

You don't need to guess to know that it must be a setback in striking up a conversation.

Wu Xiaofeng knocked his forehead on the table, gave a thumbs up in shame and said, "Senior Brother Gu, you are really amazing, you have guessed everything right."

"The woman was indeed waiting for a friend, and she had hot pot for lunch, and she kept looking at me just now, and she really felt that the chicken leg in front of me was exactly the same as the food she ate and broadcast on her mobile phone. That’s why I took a closer look.”

"So, Junior Brother Gu's guess is completely correct?" Lu Weiwei looked confused.

Wu Xiaofeng nodded silently: "That's right, Senior Brother Gu guessed everything right, why is he so powerful?"

"When you handle more cases, you will also feel that everyone around you has clues. Every movement of them, even the language they speak, the clothes they wear, and even what they are doing, can interpret a lot of information."

Gu Chen also started the on-site teaching mode to teach Wu Xiaofeng a good lesson.

Wu Xiaofeng said with a dull face: "Brother Gu, according to your way of life, random passers-by on the street can be analyzed by you on the spot, so this is too scary, right?"

"It's not that you deliberately analyze other people. What Junior Brother Gu means is that you should observe people's words and demeanor and cultivate your investigative ability. Once you discover the case, you will be able to accurately and quickly interpret many important information and clues from these people."

Lu Weiwei glanced at Gu Chen and asked, "Right, Junior Brother Gu?"

"That's right." Gu Chen nodded silently, and said with a light smile, "Actually, that's what Senior Sister Lu said. This is the basic requirement of our criminal investigation team members."

"Just like Ding Liang and Huang Zunlong before, when they first came to the police station, they were assigned to stop at the police station to catch thieves."

"At that time, several well-known habitual thieves in the market swaggered past them, but they didn't see the clue."

"But now, as long as you let these habitual thieves look at them, Ding Liang and Huang Zunlong will definitely be able to spot you in the crowd. This is experience and requires continuous training."

"So that's how it is." Hearing what Gu Chen said, Wu Xiaofeng understood.

But suddenly he was a little disappointed and said: "At first I thought I could meet love here, but I didn't expect it to be self-indulgent."

"Haha." Hearing Wu Xiaofeng's words, Lu Weiwei laughed dryly, and asked curiously, "What? No date yet?"

"Senior Sister Lu, do you know that I'm single." Wu Xiaofeng was a little shy and said helplessly:

"Isn't it the end of the year before you know it? For those of us who have been busy outside for a year, what we desire most right now is to go home and reunite with our loved ones."

"However, for us single dogs, the biggest trouble will follow."

"Marriage reminder?" Lu Weiwei glanced at Wu Xiaofeng, as if she understood the meaning of Wu Xiaofeng's words.

Wu Xiaofeng nodded silently: "That's right, I was urged to marry every festival."

"Especially in the face of parents and elders, the routines they often use to urge marriage are wave after wave. I can't prepare myself mentally."

"How old are you? Just urging the marriage? Then Junior Brother Gu and I don't want to live anymore?" I feel that this little junior brother Wu Xiaofeng also has the trouble of urging the marriage.

Lu Weiwei really didn't expect it.

But Wu Xiaofeng said with a helpless face: "The customs are different in each place. In our rural area, people have to get married in their early 20s, especially my father and mother, who gave birth to me when I was less than 20 years old." .”

"Pfft." Hearing Wu Xiaofeng's remarks, Lu Weiwei just drank the drink in her mouth, and immediately spit it out again: "My God, your parents are quite young, aren't they?"

"Isn't it?" Wu Xiaofeng scratched the back of his head, and couldn't help complaining: "Anyway, in my hometown, early marriage is advocated. If it weren't for the minimum age of marriage, many people would get married before they were 20. .”

"Of course, there are also some who have children before they are 20. Anyway, there are many, and the custom is like this."

"Wu Xiaofeng, if I remember correctly, you are from Hu Jian, right?" In order to match the accent of Fujian Province, Lu Weiwei specially pronounced "Fu" as "hu".

Wu Xiaofeng nodded silently: "Senior Brother Han Yunfei and I live in the same place, and his home is only about ten miles away from mine."

"So that's how it is." Lu Weiwei understood the local customs in seconds, and said involuntarily, "Getting married early has the advantages of getting married early, but where is your girlfriend?"

"Uh……"

What Lu Weiwei said, Wu Xiaofeng couldn't answer for an instant.

Seeing Wu Xiaofeng start to feel awkward, Lu Weiwei also smiled teasingly: "Damn, don't the elders like to talk about these things now?"

"For this, I also have experience and experience. First of all, they must be bombarded with talkative carpet fatigue."

"To be honest, this kind of routine has no technical content, and it can easily trigger the rebellious psychology of single dogs."

After a pause, Lu Weiwei said again: "However, this tactic is the simplest and most practical."

"An attack regardless of time, place, or occasion."

"You may be immersed in the nagging of your elders throughout the Spring Festival holiday."

"As long as the will is a little weak, as long as there is a blind date that you don't hate very much at this time, you will basically raise your hands and surrender."

"Senior Sister Lu, what you said is so right." Seeing that Lu Weiwei also had such an experience, Wu Xiaofeng became interested in an instant: "Then you are also very miserable."

"That was when I just graduated. My parents didn't care. It was those seven aunts and eight aunts who urged me to marry in various ways, for fear that I would be snatched away by men outside the capital."

When Gu Chen heard this, he immediately asked curiously, "Senior Sister Lu still has this kind of experience?"

"Isn't it?" Seeing that Gu Chen was also interested in listening, Lu Weiwei sat up straight and began preaching and accepting her work in a serious manner.

"Let me tell you, hey, it really annoyed me at that time. The kind I told you just now is only at the elementary level, and it's nothing."

"I'm most afraid of the kind of action-oriented, all kinds of serial blind date techniques..."

"Serial blind date technique?" Hearing Lu Weiwei's boastful talk there, Wu Xiaofeng stared at him, and said with great interest, "What is serial blind date technique? Senior sister Lu, tell us, so we can avoid it." thunder."

Lu Weiwei chuckled, and said involuntarily: "This fatal serial blind date technique is actually quite simple, it's the moment when your foot just steps on the train station."

"What father's colleague, Uncle Zhang's son, happened to send a friend here, just in time to send your family and bring your family back."

"Then at the door of the house, I bid farewell to brother Zhang. The nephew of the neighbor Uncle Li happened to come to visit uncle again, and helped carry your luggage home."

"You entered the house, and you also found that Sangu brought her cousin and her good buddies to visit."

"The third aunt hasn't left the house yet, and the second aunt brought her friends and their sons to play cards with your mother."

Shaking her head, Lu Weiwei also said helplessly: "You say, there are so many coincidences, would you believe it?"

Gu Chen and Wu Xiaofeng shook their heads together.

Lu Weiwei slapped her hands, shook her fingers and said, "That's right, you don't believe me either, idiots don't know what these elders are thinking about."

"Especially all of this is actually planned by the two elders of the family, Xuanming, since a few months ago."

"It is estimated that in the small life circle of the two of them, as long as any boy who can invite you to date, it is very difficult for any boy to slip through the net."

"Unexpectedly, Uncle and Auntie are so worried about Senior Sister Lu's lifelong affairs?" Gu Chen lowered his head, just eating the dishes, without looking up at everyone.

Lu Weiwei talked more and more vigorously, directly gestured with both hands and said: "This is just ordinary."

"It was mainly instigated by my elder relatives. When I returned home that year, I felt that I had to face such meticulous and action-oriented elders. After several dazzling blind dates, most people have long forgotten their original mate selection criteria and Is it the principle?"

"Well, it seems to make sense." Wu Xiaofeng nodded silently.

Lu Weiwei said with a smile: "So you, Xiao Wu, haven't seen the more powerful ones. That's the heuristic type, that is, other people's children are about to come out of the rivers and lakes again."

Changing her posture, Lu Weiwei continued to gesture with her chopsticks: "Let me tell you, this kind of parents will not directly urge you to marry, but they will talk to you endlessly."

"The son of so-and-so's family found a rich father-in-law, and he has a good career and love."

"The daughter of so-and-so's family has caught a rich man and lived a happy life."

"Or when you see someone else's baby, you can't move in an instant. The love is from the outside to the inside. How can this scene not hurt your heart?"

"Uh……"

Hearing what Lu Weiwei said, Wu Xiaofeng suddenly felt depressed.

However, Lu Weiwei's precepts and deeds are not over yet, and she continued: "These are not the focus, the focus is psychological warfare."

"Heart...Psychological warfare?" Wu Xiaofeng was stunned, feeling that this was an escalation?
"Of course, haven't you seen it before?" Seeing that Wu Xiaofeng hadn't experienced the beatings in these societies, Lu Weiwei simply explained to him:

"The so-called psychological warfare is to move with emotion and understand with reason. This kind of parents generally belong to the type of high-spirited."

"They may have a long talk with you from time to time, from personal experience to Chang'e's flight to the moon, from global warming to international situations."

"In short, it will definitely make you realize in the end that you are the butterfly flapping its wings."

"The world resource crisis caused by your unmarried."

"It's wrong for you to be single, it's wrong for you to be unmarried, and it's even worse for you not to have children."

After a pause, Lu Weiwei said again: "In short, if you don't settle your life-long affairs during this Spring Festival, then you will simply be disloyal, filial, benevolent, and unrighteous."

"Meeting such parents, it can be said that you don't even have a chance to resist."

"Hehe." Hearing Lu Weiwei's words, Wu Xiaofeng suddenly felt unloved.

However, just when Wu Xiaofeng thought that these situations were over, Lu Wei continued: "Of course there is also the trump card, to sacrifice one's life for righteousness."

"Pfft... so many?" Wu Xiaofeng put his head in his hands, feeling that this Spring Festival is destined to be extraordinary.

Lu Weiwei nodded silently: "Of course there is, and this kind of routine can be called a nirvana. If you don't do it, it's enough. Once you sacrifice it, you will definitely be taken down."

Glanced at Wu Xiaofeng and Gu Chen, Lu Weiwei smiled lightly: "Are you all curious about the routine?"

"Uh-huh."

Gu Chen and Wu Xiaofeng both nodded.

Lu Weiwei snapped her fingers and said, "Since it is called sacrificing one's life for righteousness, then of course one has to sacrifice oneself."

"For example, the elder has some serious illness, and the only wish before he dies is to see you get married and start a business."

"Anyway, I don't talk much, and the word 'filial piety' weighs heavily on your head. How can you not bow your head at this time?"

"Hehe." Wu Xiaofeng trembled when he heard it, as if he had a premonition of what kind of critical attack he would encounter when he returned home during the Spring Festival this year.

It can be said that after hearing these situations mentioned by Lu Weiwei, Wu Xiaofeng, who is single, suddenly felt a chill behind it. "

Do you feel that you are really ready to go home for the New Year?
Thinking of this, Wu Xiaofeng hurriedly asked again: "Then Senior Sister Lu, since these are all the elders' routines, is there a way to break these routines?"

"There's a way...it's not impossible." Lu Weiwei scratched her chin and thought, and said involuntarily:
"Then you just make it up, say that you already have a date, and you had promised to come back with you, but just the day before yesterday, something suddenly happened and you couldn't come, anyway, you can make it up anyway."

"This...isn't this a lie?" I felt that in order to avoid embarrassment, I even used the method of making up nonsense to prevaricate the elders.

Wu Xiaofeng felt weird.

However, at this moment, the three of them discovered that many diners sitting at the adjacent table were listening to the discussion of the three of them with great interest.

Lu Weiwei, who had regained her composure, sat up straight now, and hurriedly explained in embarrassment: "I...we're just chatting, that's all."

"Wow!"

Seeing that the discussion was over, the diners turned around immediately.

The older diners seem to have begun to study the routines according to the methods Lu Weiwei just mentioned.

And the young diners seem to have begun to study the laws of lightning protection according to the methods Lu Weiwei just mentioned.

How embarrassing and embarrassing the scene must be.

At this time, Chu Yuhan, who was dressed in fashion, walked into the restaurant.

Lu Weiwei, who was eating dishes, spotted Chu Yuhan, and was about to raise her hand to tell Chu Yuhan where she was, but Chu Yuhan waved at the woman at the next table and walked directly towards her.

"Lulu, have you been waiting for a long time?" Chu Yuhan said with a smile.

The woman named Lulu also complained, "I've been waiting for you for a long time, and I'm almost hungry, why did you come here?"

"Isn't it because I lost my mobile phone? I can't ship many wireless Bluetooth headsets, so I borrowed a mobile phone from my roommate and use it first." Seeing that Lulu was angry, Chu Yuhan hurriedly explained.

When Lulu heard this, she hurriedly asked her, "Then what should you do if you lose your phone? Didn't you say that it's been a few days since you bought it? Didn't you ask for [-] less?"

"Isn't it?" Chu Yuhan also grinned, and said lightly: "But the police from the Furong sub-bureau have already found the phone for me, and they asked me to return it."

While speaking, Chu Yuhan suddenly slapped his head: "I'm lost. I was too busy going to an appointment with you just now, and I forgot that the police are still waiting for me. I have to contact him quickly."

"Then you don't have to be so anxious."

At the moment when Chu Yuhan was anxious, a familiar voice came from behind.

Chu Yuhan hurriedly turned his head to see that Lu Weiwei was waving his right hand at Chu Yuhan: "We've been waiting for you here for a long time."

"Oh, it's Officer Lu."

Seeing that everyone was there, Chu Yuhan hurried to the table and apologized:

"I'm sorry, after this phone was stolen, many warehouse delivery orders were messed up. I was busy in the warehouse outside the school for a long time before I could get it done. I was so busy that I lost my head and forgot the time."

Looking down at his watch, Chu Yuhan smiled bitterly and said, "I'm sorry, I'm an hour late, are you hungry?"

"Isn't this just having dinner?" Lu Weiwei said.

Chu Yuhan immediately raised his right hand strangely: "So, to express my apology, I, Chu Yuhan, will pay for the dinners for Officer Gu, Officer Lu and Officer Wu, how about that?"

"No need for Chu Yuhan, we just want to come to this restaurant for dinner, so you don't need to invite me for this meal." Lu Weiwei also kindly declined.

She knew that Gu Chen would not agree.

Chu Yuhan smiled wryly and said, "That's so embarrassing to cause you to delay for so long."

"It's okay, we're off work too." Gu Chen smiled lightly, not wanting to embarrass Chu Yuhan.

At this time, Lulu from the next table also came over, looked at the people in front of her, and asked curiously, "Chu Yuhan, are these the policemen who returned your phone?"

"That's right, I forgot to introduce you." Thinking that he was too late, Chu Yuhan hurriedly introduced them.

"This is Lulu, Chu Xiaolu, we belong to the same village."

Glancing at Gu Chen and the others, Chu Yuhan immediately introduced to Chu Xiaolu: "This is Gu Chen, the captain of the criminal investigation team of Furong Branch, and this is Lu Weiwei, the deputy leader of the third criminal investigation team, and this is Wu from the third criminal investigation team." Xiaofeng."

"Hello."

"Hello."

Several people communicated briefly and got to know each other instantly.

Seeing Chu Xiaolu come to the table at this time, Chu Yuhan took the opportunity to say: "Why don't you all eat together, and I'll add a few more dishes. This meal counts as my treat for you and my girlfriends, okay?"

Seeing that Chu Yuhan and Chu Xiaolu hadn't had dinner yet, Gu Chen couldn't refuse, so he nodded and agreed, "That's fine, it's not an example."

"That's great." Seeing that Gu Chen agreed, Chu Yuhan immediately moved two stools from the adjacent table, and waved to the waiter: "Waiter, I want more food."

After the two sat down, the waiter came over with the menu.

Chu Yuhan ordered some dishes in an instant, and then started chatting with everyone again.

During the chat, Gu Chen learned that after graduating from high school, Chu Xiaolu did not choose to continue her studies, but instead worked in an e-commerce company in Jiangnan City.

But Chu Yuhan, who is in college, is already a small expert in group buying on campus.

Taking advantage of his status as the head of the campus, he made a lot of money selling wireless Bluetooth headsets.

While chatting, Gu Chen took out Chu Yuhan's stolen mobile phone from his pocket, put it on the table, pushed it in front of her and said, "Check to see if there is any damage to the mobile phone."

The mobile phone was lost and recovered, and Chu Yuhan also started to look through various software in his mobile phone after unlocking it with fingerprints.

After repeated confirmations, he thanked him with joy and said, "The phone is intact. The thief stole the phone, but it must not have been unlocked."

"The mobile phone was lost and recovered this time. I really want to thank you, the Criminal Investigation Team of the Furong Branch. You are really great."

"This is what we should do." Gu Chen held the dishes with his chopsticks and smiled slightly.

Seeing this, Chu Yuhan quickly stood up, took food for Gu Chen and said, "Officer Gu, you have helped me a lot, can I make a pennant and send it to you?"

"Shouldn't the pennant be used?" Wu Xiaofeng glanced at the two, and couldn't help complaining: "Besides, there is really no place to put the pennant in our office."

"It doesn't matter. I don't think you have too many pennants. This shows that you are excellent. Let me handle this matter. I know a boss who makes pennants."

Chu Xiaolu couldn't help interjecting when she saw the heated conversation between the few people.

Everyone looked at each other and smiled lightly.

The dishes were served one after another, and everyone was full.

At this time, Chu Xiaolu took out her mobile phone to check the time, and then whispered to Chu Yuhan: "Yuhan, can you take me back later? I'm afraid that perverted guy will appear again."

"Huh?" Chu Yuhan seemed to have thought of something, quickly pointed to Gu Chen and the others and said, "The ready-made police are here, let Officer Gu and the others take you back later."

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