I am a super cop

Chapter 1231 Rural CBD and Hundred Forums

Hongdong Village.

What the man said made some sense.

The village entrance is undoubtedly the information and cultural exchange center of the whole village.

And those aunts and a few uncles naturally formed the forum of hundreds of schools in the village.

In the village for 500 years, there is nothing they don't know.

What is wrong with the master and the west, three toads and four eyes, whose daughter-in-law doesn't wash the dishes, etc.

Anyway, the news in the village was first designated to be spread from there.

According to the man, the one with the fastest transmission speed is one wifi faster than 5G.

"Then did they say anything about you?" Thinking that waiting for someone would be boring, Lu Weiwei instantly became an entertainment reporter.

Thinking that there has never been such a beautiful girl by his side, the man was naturally willing to open up the conversation, and said with a smile:
"It's not just that I said it, I'm speechless." Taking out the fruit plate at home, the man put it in front of everyone and said, "Anyway, I didn't go home for a whole year the year before last, and there were rumors in the village that I was arrested."

"What?" After receiving the candy from the man, Lu Weiwei was stunned: "Are you arrested?"

"Isn't this a rumor?" The man waved his hand and quickly denied it: "In order to refute the rumor, I decided to come back early last year, but the villagers said that I was released early."

Lu Weiwei: "..."

Officer Wang: "..."

Yuan Shasha: "..."

Gu Chen asked curiously, "What about this year? What do the villagers say?"

"I didn't want to come back this year." The man couldn't help complaining while eating the peeled peanuts: "But, I'm afraid they will rumor that I went in again."

"Then you hide from them, or sneak back without them seeing, you should be able to escape, right?" Lu Weiwei also tried her best to help the man.

But the man waved his hand and said: "It's a good saying, if you can hide from the first day of junior high school, you can't hide from the fifth day of junior high school, unless you don't show your face when you come back, don't let the news go."

"Once they know that you sneaked back, there is nothing good about the appointment."

After the words fell, the man also had a sad expression on his face: "Oh, anyway, I must say what shameful things you are doing outside."

"Otherwise, you will lose money, otherwise, why are you so sneaky?"

"Then who are they talking about?" Yuan Shasha also expressed her curiosity. After all, she grew up in the city and rarely encountered rural culture.

"It's usually like this." The man nodded silently, and said lightly: "I didn't remember you at first, but your passing by, alas, it brought back their memories."

"Then the next step is to start a special lecture about your family."

"What about your family affairs, or your affairs?"

"Then what are we talking about?" Gu Chen also didn't know much about this aspect. It was the first time he heard such a fresh and refined culture, and he was very interested for a while.

The man chuckled: "What else? For example, you are a woman and you dress up nicely, but they say you draw like a ghost every day."

"Why do you think you are so beautiful? You don't look like someone who is going through life."

"It doesn't look good, so it's okay?" Lu Weiwei also had a whim.

"No, no, that's a big deal." The man refuted Lu Weiwei's point of view, and said: "If you look ugly, they will say that you need so many gifts for being so ugly, no wonder you can't get married."

"Then if there are no shortcomings, surely it won't be said, right?" Yuan Shasha also asked her own question.

I feel that this rural CBD is really a land of rivers and lakes.

The man covered his mouth and snickered: "That's not necessarily true. There are so many topics to talk about. For example, are you married?"

"If you don't have one, just say you're too picky, and then give an example, alas, so-and-so, who's not married at the age of 40, and no one wants to post it in the end."

"I feel like listening to that meaning, this is your future ending."

Officer Wang knocked on the sunflower seeds and almost laughed: "So, what if you get married?"

"If you have been married for several years and have no children, they will say, either you are sick or your husband is sick."

Officer Wang: "..."

The man didn't stop, and continued: "They don't care about your plans to have children. In short, the word 'sick' can be summed up for you."

"This psychological quality is not good to hear. If you are not sick, you may get a little sick from your anger."

"If you get pregnant one day, they will say that you won't be able to get pregnant after a few years of marriage, and you suddenly have it. Well, it's hard to say about this child."

"Hahaha."

Lu Weiwei's stomach ached from laughing, and felt that these people were too cute.

Yuan Shasha also covered her mouth and snickered, leaning on Lu Weiwei's shoulder, she almost burst out of laughter.

The man saw that the two beautiful police officers were in a good mood, so he said again: "Anyway, the young couple have a very good relationship, after hearing these gossips, they have to fight when they go back."

"Then have you ever confronted them head-on?" Gu Chen feels that these rural uncles and aunts are really powerful enough.

Thinking about the man's open mouth, it might be comparable.

In the end, the man waved his hand and replied with a wry smile: "Of course it was a confrontation, but they tortured me."

"What level is he? He is a king, and I can't even count as bronze."

Sighing faintly, the man said again: "Anyway, in order to understand their circle, I have already penetrated into the enemy's interior."

"Break into the inside?" Feeling that the man was still a little excited, Lu Weiwei also asked curiously: "Then how did you get in?"

"Just invite them to eat. Treat them with good wine and good food. It doesn't cost much, but it makes them very happy."

"Haha, yes, then what did you understand after you got in?" I feel that this man is still a clever ghost, and it seems to be getting more and more interesting.

The man raised his legs immediately, and said involuntarily, "Anyway, there are many of them. It's usually nothing to be happy about when they get together."

"But talk about other people's unhappy things, and you will be very happy after talking."

"Oh, that kind of happiness is not something you people in the city can experience."

"So those people chatting together should have a good relationship, right?" Gu Chen said.

"What's the matter? It's all about face." The man said here with a look of disdain.

"Let me tell you, you went today, and you talked about other people."

"If you don't go one day, they are talking about you."

"Even if you were with them today and left on something, you will be the first one to talk after you leave."

Patting his chest, the man smiled wryly and said, "So, sometimes, I have to hold back when I want to go to the toilet. You don't dare to be the first to leave when it's meal time, for fear that you will be criticized after you leave."

"Well, I have a deep understanding of this." Police officer Wang is also a policeman who came from the countryside, so he still has some understanding of these things.

But I didn't pay much attention to it before, but the young man said it clearly.

Lu Weiwei asked curiously: "Then how do you usually end the conversation?"

"Just... everyone made an appointment to go back and cook together, and then everyone left together." The man said.

Seeing the man's leisurely appearance, Lu Weiwei asked him with a suppressed smile, "So...do they do this every day?"

"365 days a year, except for the few days when they are working in the fields, they will come to chat every day, as long as it doesn't rain." The man patted the peanut shell crumbs on his hands, and complained.

Gu Chen nodded silently, and said: "Then, if it's raining, they won't get together to chat, right?"

"Hehe." Feeling that Gu Chen is still too young, the man shook his head: "Of course not. If it's raining, they'll find a place where the rain won't catch them and continue chatting."

Glancing in the direction of the CBD in the countryside, the man quickly stood up and patted his ass: "Okay, let's not talk, I'll go to the village square and call my mother to 'leave work' early."

Seeing that the man was about to leave, Lu Weiwei quickly smiled and said, "Don't, you can't let your mother 'leave work' early, or they will talk about your mother again."

"Hehe, I'm going to change shifts." After the man finished speaking, he walked directly towards the village square.

Watching the back of the man going away, Police Officer Wang also nodded silently: "This guy is a talent."

"However, there are a group of people like this in my hometown village. In the past, in order to sleep well at night, I also infiltrated the 'enemy' and did volunteer work. It’s not easy coming home from school every time.”

"Old Wang also has a deep understanding?" Feeling that what the man said just now, maybe Comrade Old Wang has also experienced it, Lu Weiwei couldn't help jokingly said.

Police officer Wang said: "Of course, it's just a basic thing. I remember that in my hometown, a woman and child were too young and didn't want to go home for the New Year."

"Her husband said that if I don't go back, he will go back by himself, otherwise others will say that he lost his wife and children."

"Haha, is there such a thing?" Yuan Shasha heard it for the first time.

"You must have never heard of these, have you?" I feel that a girl like Yuan Shasha who has lived in the city since she was a child, probably has a hard time experiencing the joy of the countryside.

So Police Officer Wang took up the topic of the little brother just now, and smiled directly and teasingly: "There is another one. There was a woman in our village who spent the New Year at her natal family one year. People in her husband's village spread rumors that the two of them divorced. , and someone called that woman to care about her."

"In addition, there is my mother. I always feel that my mother is well-informed and knows everything. The key point is that her education is not high, and her feelings are all chatted out."

Gu Chen nodded silently, and also said lightly: "So the current uncles and aunts are all experts. They can know astronomy and geography. There is nothing they don't know."

"Almost." Police officer Wang agreed with Gu Chen's remarks, and smiled teasingly:
"Just now that buddy, I feel that he is really talented. He should be on the Spring Festival Gala. What he said is better than the skits of the Spring Festival Gala. He told a lot of real rural life."

Ridicule is ridicule, after all, it is to pass the time.

But what everyone is waiting here is still the so-called perverted man.

It is not very clear to everyone when visiting relatives and when to go home.

There is no contact information for the family.

And seeing the man just now called his mother home to cook, everyone realized that it seemed that it was time for dinner again.

However, the man is still in the CBD center of the village, chatting enthusiastically with everyone.

Wanting to learn more about the perverted man, under Gu Chen's suggestion, everyone decided to go to the CBD square in the village to have sex, and also learn something about the perverted man from the mouths of those "Hundreds of Forums" uncles and aunts. matter.

When they came to the square in the village, the old men and women who were chatting enthusiastically just now shut their mouths and looked at Gu Chen and the others in astonishment.

I saw Gu Chen and the others wearing police uniforms, and there was a police car parked near the door of the man's house just now.

Everyone looked at each other in blank dismay and began to discuss in low voices.

An old lady said, "Hey, I said Shunzi, these policemen came to look for you just now, right?"

"No." The man who was teasing Gu Chen just now waved his hand and said in denial, "How can I let the police comrade find me?"

"It must be looking for you. I saw it just now. You chatted with them for a long time. Did you commit another crime outside? How long will it take to go in this time?"

"Yeah, you said it's a big New Year's Eve, and it would be so bad to be caught."

"Shunzi, can't you let your mother live a peaceful life for a few years?"

For a while, many uncles and aunts joined in the teasing, and Zhang Shun was dumbfounded.

Seeing Zhang Shun stunned for a long time, Lu Weiwei took the initiative to help him out and said, "No, we didn't come to look for him, but the person we were looking for is not here for the time being, so he invited us to sit in front of his house."

"Hey, who's girl is this? She looks so beautiful?" An old lady looked Lu Weiwei up and down, and said with a smile on her face, "Girl, are you married yet?"

"what?"

Lu Weiwei was a little slow to react, and then responded with a light smile: "Not yet...not yet."

"Then hurry up, when I am your age, the child will be able to walk." Another aunt joined in the teasing.

Lu Weiwei smiled bitterly and said, "It's... not bad."

"Girl, your Mandarin is too standard. Where is your hometown?" An old man began to inquire about Lu Weiwei's family.

Lu Weiwei responded with a faint smile: "My hometown is in the capital."

"Hey! The capital is good, the capital, isn't the house price cheap there?"

"It's okay, it's okay, there is an old house at home, so it's okay."

"There is a house at home, and it's all tens of millions."

"Yeah, now you have a suite in the capital, don't you have to be a millionaire?"

"That's not necessarily true. I heard that the housing prices in the capital are so scary that even the locals can't afford a house."

"Yes, yes, the locals have suites, but what should they do when their children grow up? They can't live together, right? They have to buy a house, right? But they can't afford it."

"Big city disease."

A group of old men and old ladies immediately began to discuss various diffuse thoughts with Lu Weiwei as the topic.

Lu Weiwei was almost talked about autistic by this group of people, from her family to her figure to her age.

At first, I felt that chatting with me was considered a king in the office, but now it seems that I am still too young.

These old men and old ladies seem to have their mouths open, more like Gatling guns, and they can't stop once they open their mouths.

At this time, another old lady cast her eyes on Gu Chen.

"This little queen grows up handsomely, your family..."

"My family is a native of Jiangnan City. There are three members in my family. I am currently working in the Criminal Investigation Team of the Furong Branch."

After thinking about it, Gu Chen added: "There are three suites at home."

Old man and old lady: "..."

It feels like this young man doesn't play his cards according to common sense. He hasn't started asking yet. My good guy, Gu Chen has already acted preemptively, and he has said nothing about the topics that should be said.

Everyone has never seen such a strange character before, and was stunned by Gu Chen's answer for a while.

Zhang Shun on the side also suppressed his laughter, and quickly explained to everyone: "Don't embarrass the police comrades, they are indeed here to find someone, and they don't have time to chat with you."

Glancing back at Gu Chen, Zhang Shun suddenly grinned: "Right, comrade policeman?"

"That's right." Gu Chen nodded silently, and said involuntarily, "We came to Hongdong Village this time to get to know the mentally ill patient."

"You're talking about that stupid guy, right? It's just...that kid Zhang Qiang." An old man seemed to understand him very well.

Gu Chen nodded silently, then opened his mobile phone photo album, showed Zhang Shun's sketch picture in front of everyone and said: "We have searched before, but we have not been able to find this person's information."

"Later, based on the descriptions of eyewitnesses, I roughly drew his portrait. I wonder if you think there has been any change?"

"Let me see." The old man adjusted his glasses and took Gu Chen's phone.

The other old men and women who were sitting beside them also immediately swarmed over.

Amidst the chatter of everyone, the old man replied: "Zhang Qiang didn't look like this before. Indeed, the change is quite big."

"What did Zhang Qiang look like before?" Yuan Shasha said.

The old man raised his head and thought about it for a few seconds, and then said: "The Zhang Qiang before, I remember that he was thin and tall. Anyway, he looks like a handsome young man."

"However, seeing him come back suddenly these two days, I almost didn't recognize him."

"You didn't even recognize it?" Feeling that the change was indeed a bit big, Gu Chen asked again: "Did Zhang Qiang not be in the village for a long time before?"

"Isn't it?" Another aunt took the topic and chatted directly: "Before, his family was afraid that people in our village would gossip, so they took Zhang Qiang to live in the city and rarely went home. We have been together for many years. Didn't see them."

"But I don't know why. In the past two days, they suddenly moved back from the city to the village. I don't know why they came here. It feels quite strange."

"I heard from Zhang Qiang's mother that the son wanted to go back to the village to have a look, after all he misses his hometown a little bit," said a tall and thin aunt.

But soon, he was interrupted by another uncle with a cold snort: "Do you believe that? I guess something happened in the city, so I had no choice but to send Zhang Qiang to the village."

Glancing at Gu Chen and the others, the old man immediately said, "Otherwise, you wouldn't even think about it, why would the police comrades come to your door? This means that Zhang Qiang must have committed a crime in the city."

"That's why his mother was afraid that something would happen to Zhang Qiang, so she hurriedly hid her son, but the police officers are not stupid, so why don't you know?"

Looking up at Gu Chen, the old man smiled and asked Gu Chen, "Are you comrade policeman?"

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(End of this chapter)