I am a super cop
Chapter 1598 The Secret Courtyard
Chapter 1598 The Secret Courtyard
The Internet celebrity has a lot of temper, after all, he speaks with his fists. As a bald man, Gu Chen quickly concluded from the Internet celebrity's words that this should be a villager in Xinghua Village.
Since Gu Chen has been to the location, he still has some understanding of the local situation, especially the environment around the secret courtyard.
At that time, Gu Chen remembered that when he and Lu Weiwei came near the courtyard, they did find a lot of vehicles parked around the courtyard.
Since it was an open space before, it has now been taken care of by Internet celebrities, and it has become a unique courtyard.
There are many farmers in urban villages around, but there are not many residents.
Gu Chen can understand that the usually quiet open space suddenly became lively and caused dissatisfaction among the surrounding residents.
Charging parking fees is subjective, and perhaps local residents are expressing their dissatisfaction with Internet celebrities.
Thinking about this kind of thing, it is indeed difficult to solve it. Gu Chen still hoped that the two of them could negotiate a solution. He nodded silently and asked the bald man:
"Why do you charge for parking? Who made the rules?"
"His restaurant disturbs my rest." The bald man seemed to be at a loss, and he didn't dare to look directly at Gu Chen.
The Internet celebrity became anxious when he heard it, and he also yelled angrily: "I disturbed your rest? Then your village didn't rent this place to me in the first place? There are so many restaurants around. If others don't disturb your rest, just Just me disturbing your rest?"
"Besides, my small courtyard out of the circle can also bring some fame to your village in the city. In your village in the city, this open space was a wasteland before. I took care of this open space brick by brick. Internet celebrity yard."
"But why didn't you say it back then? Now that I see my business running out, you start to get jealous? Start charging parking fees? Is it unethical?"
The Internet celebrity boss has a bad temper, he can't say a few words, and he is already impatient.
And the bald man also looked like a mouse-eyed man. Facing the scolding of the Internet celebrity boss, in line with the principle that a dead pig is not afraid of boiling water, he directly replied:
"This car passed in front of my house and took up all the open space in front of my house, so I have to pay the parking fee, otherwise don't park here."
"It's true that you rented the yard, but the open space outside the yard is not owned by Zhang Cannon. What's wrong if I don't let you stop? Still fight with me."
"Keep your mouth clean." Seeing the aggressive posture of the bald man, the Internet celebrity raised his fist again, wanting to "convince others with virtue" with him.
Seeing this, Ding Liang immediately slapped the table and silenced the two of them at the same time.
"What are you doing? Didn't you have fun fighting in the yard? You have to fight again at the police station? Think this is the scene of the military champion's scientific examination?"
"Comrade policeman, he..."
"He what he? Was it you who made the first move? Wasn't it?" Ding Liang stared at the bald man and said.
The bald man frowned. He didn't dare to be too arrogant in front of the police, so he could only vent his grievances on the Internet celebrity.
Instead, he began to explain: "That's right, this guy pushes me, who should I hit if I don't hit him?"
"I push you? When you were arguing with me, you spit on my face. If I don't push you, who do you push?"
"As soon as I push you, good guy, give me a punch when you come up. I can't bear it. If I don't hit him, I will be sorry for my fist."
"What did you say?"
"I said what's wrong with you?"
The two chattered and started spraying each other again.
Ding Liang couldn't take it any longer, so he pushed the two away again.
But Gu Chen could tell that although the two of them were chattering and showing off their might, they actually didn't want to lose their aura to each other.
Showing fists at the police station, in fact, judging from the strength of the two, the bald man will undoubtedly lose.
But this guy was smart and knew that the other party would not dare to fight at the police station, so he cursed and swaggered, trying to provoke the Internet celebrity boss to make him fight again in front of the police.
But although the Internet celebrity boss has a violent temper, he also showed considerable restraint.
Even while yelling, he did not forget to sort out the situation with the police and use logic to defeat arrogance.
Lu Weiwei stood aside, holding back her laughter, feeling that the two of them had the ability to "speak fragrance", and she was willing to bow down.
But Ding Liang and Huang Zunlong didn't care about it at this time, and let the two of them yell first.
Maybe it was because of feeling a little tired, the internet celebrity stopped talking first, and smiled teasingly: "If a dog bites me, I can't bite a dog, right?"
"You punch me once, and I'll punch you back three times. So what if your injury is more serious? After all, you did it first."
"I did it first? You pushed me first. Logically speaking, you did it first." The bald man is also a genius of logic. Playing word games with him, this guy doesn't seem to be up to the mark.
The Internet celebrity said again: "Then what do you say when you spit on my face? You are also a physical attack, and you made the first move."
"I……"
"Okay, stop arguing." It feels like this is not the way to go on endlessly.
Since Gu Chen has been to the scene, he is also familiar with the scene.
The secret yard is surrounded by fences, and most of the open spaces for parking are at the exit of the yard.
As for the home of the bald man, Gu Chen concluded that it should also be the old white three-story building.
After thinking for a while, Gu Chen said, "The open space in front of your house was rented by this gentleman. Logically speaking, he has the right to use it."
"And there is only a road in front of your house. Even if a few cars are parked, it will not affect your travel, and even the vehicles can pass."
"So in principle, you can't charge for parking."
"You... how do you know the situation in front of my house?" Hearing what Gu Chen said, the bald man panicked.
I came to the police station with Ding Liang and Huang Zunlong.
As for Gu Chen and Lu Weiwei, who happened to meet later, they came to check on the situation.
But Gu Chen was able to accurately tell the situation in front of his house, which made the bald man quite curious.
Gu Chen smiled lightly, waved his hands and said, "It's nothing? I know your Xinghua Village better."
"As for the vacant land, I also know that since it is leased to others, these issues should be taken into consideration, or it should not be rented."
"Now that people have started their business, don't make it too difficult for them. After all, everyone wants to survive."
"But in front of my house, I don't want them to park, can't I?" The bald man was a little anxious, feeling that Gu Chen was leaning towards the internet celebrity.
Gu Chen also gave another plan, saying, "Don't charge the parking fee, it's against the rules."
Glancing at the internet celebrity, Gu Chen said again: "As for your customers, it's best to explain to them that they park their cars in the fixed parking spaces on both sides of the street. In fact, there is another open space nearby. Nobody cares over there."
"Looking back, you are putting up a sign to remind the customers who dine, and the problem can be solved."
"After all, the roads around the yard are narrow. If there are too many vehicles parked, it is easy to cause congestion and cause inconvenience to local residents. What do you think?"
It feels like Gu Chen knows his yard quite well, and even knows the fact that there is an open space nearby.
The Internet celebrity's eyes immediately looked a little higher at Gu Chen.
After bowing his head and meditating for two seconds, the Internet celebrity also sighed, nodded and said: "Okay, I will tell the customers later, let them park in the nearby open space, and then walk to my yard to eat."
"I will also make road signs nearby to prevent them from not knowing the way."
"Isn't that all right?" Seeing that Gu Chen had made the internet celebrity choose to give in, Lu Weiwei glanced directly at the bald man, and said, "Then what's your opinion?"
"I...what can I say?" Seeing that the bald man had achieved his goal, he didn't want to pursue it.
But Lu Weiwei continued to urge: "I think you should give up the way of charging parking fees. Occasionally park a few cars in front of your house, and don't worry about it. After all, it is a public area."
"Okay, listen to the police comrades." Seeing that Lu Weiwei also made it clear, the bald man knew he was wrong.
Glancing at the internet celebrity, Lu Weiwei also asked, "What do you think?"
"I have no objection." The Internet celebrity had a displeased expression on his face, and naturally he still complained in his heart.
Seeing that the two parties had reached a settlement, under Lu Weiwei's arrangement, the two parties shook hands and made peace, and then let them go back.
Ding Liang watched the two of them leave the police station, he let out a long breath and said, "People are too hostile now, such a small matter can make you choked up."
"In the final analysis, it's all caused by money. Things like pink eye disease often make people introverted seriously." Gu Chen shook his head and reminded Lu Weiwei: "Senior Sister Lu, let's go back."
"Okay." Lu Weiwei didn't worry about this anymore, and followed Gu Chen back to the office.
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……
It was almost time to get off work, and in the office, everyone's work at hand was basically over.
Only then did Police Officer Wang remember that Gu Chen and Lu Weiwei had suddenly disappeared when they went upstairs, so he asked casually, "Lu Weiwei, did you go to the bathroom with Gu Chen just now?"
Lu Weiwei stared, feeling that these words came from Lao Wang's mouth, why did they have a strange taste?
Then he complained and replied: "Where should I go with Junior Brother Gu? This is our freedom, right?"
"I didn't say no, I feel like I've been there for a while, you should be in the toilet, right?"
"Pfft!" Lu Weiwei, who had just taken a sip of water, spit out the tea in her mouth again in an instant, and immediately raised her fist to hit him:
"Old Wang, are you disgusting? Junior Brother Gu and I just went to the duty room on the first floor to help Ding Liang and Huang Zunlong and settle a civil dispute. It's as simple as that."
"Then why didn't you say it earlier?" Police Officer Wang glanced back, and continued to busy with the work at hand.
Lu Weiwei was a little hopeless, and also complained: "Then I can't possibly report everything to you, Old Wang, right? You can even think about going to the toilet together. If you don't know, what do you think we are doing? "
"Hahaha." Seeing Lu Weiwei's aggrieved face, He Junchao on the side leaned forward laughing.
But at this moment, Lu Weiwei directly launched a physical attack, and a book of materials was directly thrown at He Junchao's forehead.
He Junchao hugged his head and yelled, "I said Lu Weiwei, did I provoke you?"
"It's wrong for you to laugh at me." Lu Weiwei was also confident.
He Junchao frowned, and after thinking about it briefly for a few seconds, he said again: "I...I laughed at you? Are you being sentimental? I just thought of a funny scene and couldn't help laughing out loud. You're going to beat me up now ?”
"You just laughed at me when I was teased by Lao Wang? Are you still pretending to be me?" Lu Weiwei saw through He Junchao's trick at a glance.
Every time I make a fool of myself, the one who laughs the happiest is always He Junchao.
If he didn't beat He Junchao, he would feel sorry for his ability to throw with such precision.
He Junchao also looked aggrieved. After thinking about it, he quickly replied: "I just saw a fat man fell into a ditch on the road today, fat woman, fell into a ditch, hahaha."
He laughed to himself for a while, but saw that the office was as quiet as before, and everyone looked at him dully, as if staring at a mentally retarded person.
He Junchao, who was flustered in his heart, also muttered to himself: "Okay... it doesn't seem so funny?"
"puff!"
At this moment, he didn't know who was doing the trick, so he suddenly suppressed a laugh.
Soon, a burst of laughter broke out in the entire office, and everyone started to lean forward and backward with laughter, which made He Junchao dumbfounded.
I feel that this conditioned reflex is a bit long, sloth attribute, right?
But before she could react, Lu Weiwei's second wave of physical attacks flew over again, and another booklet hit her forehead.
He Junchao was also speechless, and directly retorted: "I said Lu Weiwei, although my head is not made of dough, it is not made of iron, is it a second attack?"
"Let you make it up? You can fool me casually with Master Xing's lines? Do you think I'm stupid?"
"Isn't it?" He Junchao lowered his head and muttered in a low voice.
But Lu Weiwei seemed to be able to read lips. In an instant, she picked up the data book on the table and seemed to be about to launch a third wave of physical attacks.
He Junchao was a little scared, and quickly blocked it with both hands: "Okay, okay, I won't joke with you anymore, whether it's ridiculous or not, how can I control this? You can't let me suppress my emotions, can you?"
"Then hold on." Lu Weiwei didn't talk nonsense with He Junchao, paused for a few seconds, and said, "Help me get those two materials."
"Say it earlier." Seeing that Lu Weiwei didn't want to pursue further, He Junchao picked up the two textbooks on the ground, put them on the table and paused, then walked up to Lu Weiwei, and respectfully put the textbooks on the table.
But just as she was about to turn around and leave, she was suddenly attacked by Lu Weiwei.
He Junchao returned to his seat with a painful expression, pointed at Lu Weiwei and joked, "You, Lu Weiwei, don't talk about martial arts? Do you engage in sneak attacks?"
"I want you to remember, don't trust women's promises casually." Lu Weiwei didn't care, she taught He Junchao a lesson, she has plenty of ways.
He Junchao cupped his fists and bowed to Lu Weiwei twice before turning around.
I feel that this little ancestor cannot be offended, and I am still too hasty.
Seeing that it was almost time to get off work, Yuan Shasha stretched her waist and asked Lu Weiwei, "Senior Sister Lu, are you going to dine out today?"
"Why don't you go to the cafeteria?" Lu Weiwei said.
Yuan Shasha smiled and said: "There is no money in the meal card, and you have to wait to recharge. It's quite troublesome. Why don't you go out to eat."
"Is there no money in Xiaoyuan's meal card? Is the meal subsidy going so fast? You are not as good at eating as Lu Weiwei?" Police Officer Wang just finished speaking, but suddenly realized that he had said something wrong.
Feeling a chill down her spine, she turned her head subconsciously and secretly glanced at Lu Weiwei behind her.
Seeing that Lu Weiwei's face remained unchanged and she was still looking at her profile, Police Officer Wang breathed a sigh of relief, and slowly turned his head away reassuringly.
But in the next second, Lu Weiwei's data book suddenly struck his head.
"Old Wang, what are you talking about? You mean I'm a foodie?"
"I didn't say you are a foodie? I just feel that Xiao Yuan's meal allowance is eaten up too quickly." Police officer Wang is not like He Junchao, who can keep dying.
When it's time to give up, just admit your mistake quickly, so as not to suffer a second wave of physical attacks.
When Yuan Shasha saw Officer Wang mentioning herself, she raised her head and replied, "Actually, it's nothing. The last time Xiaoli and Xiaomei in the group forgot to bring their meal cards when they went to the cafeteria, so I swiped them. They said they wanted Please have dinner with the department and say that you will return the money to me next time, but I don't take it to heart."
"As a result...they didn't return the money to you?" Officer Wang asked.
Yuan Shasha nodded like a chicken pecking at rice: "Yeah."
Lu Weiwei gave up when she heard it, and hurriedly urged: "Then you have to ask them to come back quickly, these two people have a bad memory, they always forget things, you lend them the meal card, and they turn around for the first time." I will forget it in two days, and I did the same thing last time."
"But they are all colleagues, I'm too embarrassed to speak up." Yuan Shasha is not like Lu Weiwei, who has a social ceiling.
But Lu Weiwei said unhurriedly: "You can say that, just walk up to them and say: Xiaoli, Xiaomei, don't you think the clouds are particularly beautiful today? Is it like the one you borrowed from me last time?" Meal card?"
"Ah? This is too..."
"Too what? Do you know that good people are bullied?" Seeing that Yuan Shasha still didn't dare, Lu Weiwei urged her again.
Officer Wang couldn't stand it any longer, and said with a smile, "Xiao Yuan is rather shy, why don't you, Lu Weiwei, go?"
"Okay." Lu Weiwei didn't care, it wasn't the first time she did something like helping a colleague.
But thinking of Yuan Shasha's proposal just now, and glancing at Old Wang and Gu Chen again, Lu Weiwei suddenly had a new idea in her mind, so she quickly proposed:
"How about this, we will settle the matter of Xiao Yuan's meal card tomorrow, and tonight, according to Xiao Yuan's wishes, how about we go out for dine-in?"
"Where are you going? Is there a good place to recommend?" Officer Wang paused for the information on the table, and put it in a folder beside him.
Lu Weiwei smiled and said: "Of course, have you heard of the secret courtyard?"
"What secret courtyard? Is it a haunted house or something?"
Officer Wang also looked curious.
Lu Weiwei, on the other hand, had nothing to love, she patted the table and reminded: "The 'Secret Courtyard' is a courtyard for eating, how could your old man get involved with the haunted house? I really don't understand what your imagination is thinking about. What? It's infuriating."
Officer Wang tried his best to defend himself when he heard the words: "Look, 'secret courtyard', the word 'secret', does it have something to do with 'weird'?"
"And what best represents 'weird'? It must be a haunted house, right? So there is nothing wrong with 'Secret Courtyard' being related to a haunted house, right?"
Hearing Officer Wang's words, Lu Weiwei bumped her forehead directly against the table, feeling that she couldn't communicate with Old Wang.
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(End of this chapter)
The Internet celebrity has a lot of temper, after all, he speaks with his fists. As a bald man, Gu Chen quickly concluded from the Internet celebrity's words that this should be a villager in Xinghua Village.
Since Gu Chen has been to the location, he still has some understanding of the local situation, especially the environment around the secret courtyard.
At that time, Gu Chen remembered that when he and Lu Weiwei came near the courtyard, they did find a lot of vehicles parked around the courtyard.
Since it was an open space before, it has now been taken care of by Internet celebrities, and it has become a unique courtyard.
There are many farmers in urban villages around, but there are not many residents.
Gu Chen can understand that the usually quiet open space suddenly became lively and caused dissatisfaction among the surrounding residents.
Charging parking fees is subjective, and perhaps local residents are expressing their dissatisfaction with Internet celebrities.
Thinking about this kind of thing, it is indeed difficult to solve it. Gu Chen still hoped that the two of them could negotiate a solution. He nodded silently and asked the bald man:
"Why do you charge for parking? Who made the rules?"
"His restaurant disturbs my rest." The bald man seemed to be at a loss, and he didn't dare to look directly at Gu Chen.
The Internet celebrity became anxious when he heard it, and he also yelled angrily: "I disturbed your rest? Then your village didn't rent this place to me in the first place? There are so many restaurants around. If others don't disturb your rest, just Just me disturbing your rest?"
"Besides, my small courtyard out of the circle can also bring some fame to your village in the city. In your village in the city, this open space was a wasteland before. I took care of this open space brick by brick. Internet celebrity yard."
"But why didn't you say it back then? Now that I see my business running out, you start to get jealous? Start charging parking fees? Is it unethical?"
The Internet celebrity boss has a bad temper, he can't say a few words, and he is already impatient.
And the bald man also looked like a mouse-eyed man. Facing the scolding of the Internet celebrity boss, in line with the principle that a dead pig is not afraid of boiling water, he directly replied:
"This car passed in front of my house and took up all the open space in front of my house, so I have to pay the parking fee, otherwise don't park here."
"It's true that you rented the yard, but the open space outside the yard is not owned by Zhang Cannon. What's wrong if I don't let you stop? Still fight with me."
"Keep your mouth clean." Seeing the aggressive posture of the bald man, the Internet celebrity raised his fist again, wanting to "convince others with virtue" with him.
Seeing this, Ding Liang immediately slapped the table and silenced the two of them at the same time.
"What are you doing? Didn't you have fun fighting in the yard? You have to fight again at the police station? Think this is the scene of the military champion's scientific examination?"
"Comrade policeman, he..."
"He what he? Was it you who made the first move? Wasn't it?" Ding Liang stared at the bald man and said.
The bald man frowned. He didn't dare to be too arrogant in front of the police, so he could only vent his grievances on the Internet celebrity.
Instead, he began to explain: "That's right, this guy pushes me, who should I hit if I don't hit him?"
"I push you? When you were arguing with me, you spit on my face. If I don't push you, who do you push?"
"As soon as I push you, good guy, give me a punch when you come up. I can't bear it. If I don't hit him, I will be sorry for my fist."
"What did you say?"
"I said what's wrong with you?"
The two chattered and started spraying each other again.
Ding Liang couldn't take it any longer, so he pushed the two away again.
But Gu Chen could tell that although the two of them were chattering and showing off their might, they actually didn't want to lose their aura to each other.
Showing fists at the police station, in fact, judging from the strength of the two, the bald man will undoubtedly lose.
But this guy was smart and knew that the other party would not dare to fight at the police station, so he cursed and swaggered, trying to provoke the Internet celebrity boss to make him fight again in front of the police.
But although the Internet celebrity boss has a violent temper, he also showed considerable restraint.
Even while yelling, he did not forget to sort out the situation with the police and use logic to defeat arrogance.
Lu Weiwei stood aside, holding back her laughter, feeling that the two of them had the ability to "speak fragrance", and she was willing to bow down.
But Ding Liang and Huang Zunlong didn't care about it at this time, and let the two of them yell first.
Maybe it was because of feeling a little tired, the internet celebrity stopped talking first, and smiled teasingly: "If a dog bites me, I can't bite a dog, right?"
"You punch me once, and I'll punch you back three times. So what if your injury is more serious? After all, you did it first."
"I did it first? You pushed me first. Logically speaking, you did it first." The bald man is also a genius of logic. Playing word games with him, this guy doesn't seem to be up to the mark.
The Internet celebrity said again: "Then what do you say when you spit on my face? You are also a physical attack, and you made the first move."
"I……"
"Okay, stop arguing." It feels like this is not the way to go on endlessly.
Since Gu Chen has been to the scene, he is also familiar with the scene.
The secret yard is surrounded by fences, and most of the open spaces for parking are at the exit of the yard.
As for the home of the bald man, Gu Chen concluded that it should also be the old white three-story building.
After thinking for a while, Gu Chen said, "The open space in front of your house was rented by this gentleman. Logically speaking, he has the right to use it."
"And there is only a road in front of your house. Even if a few cars are parked, it will not affect your travel, and even the vehicles can pass."
"So in principle, you can't charge for parking."
"You... how do you know the situation in front of my house?" Hearing what Gu Chen said, the bald man panicked.
I came to the police station with Ding Liang and Huang Zunlong.
As for Gu Chen and Lu Weiwei, who happened to meet later, they came to check on the situation.
But Gu Chen was able to accurately tell the situation in front of his house, which made the bald man quite curious.
Gu Chen smiled lightly, waved his hands and said, "It's nothing? I know your Xinghua Village better."
"As for the vacant land, I also know that since it is leased to others, these issues should be taken into consideration, or it should not be rented."
"Now that people have started their business, don't make it too difficult for them. After all, everyone wants to survive."
"But in front of my house, I don't want them to park, can't I?" The bald man was a little anxious, feeling that Gu Chen was leaning towards the internet celebrity.
Gu Chen also gave another plan, saying, "Don't charge the parking fee, it's against the rules."
Glancing at the internet celebrity, Gu Chen said again: "As for your customers, it's best to explain to them that they park their cars in the fixed parking spaces on both sides of the street. In fact, there is another open space nearby. Nobody cares over there."
"Looking back, you are putting up a sign to remind the customers who dine, and the problem can be solved."
"After all, the roads around the yard are narrow. If there are too many vehicles parked, it is easy to cause congestion and cause inconvenience to local residents. What do you think?"
It feels like Gu Chen knows his yard quite well, and even knows the fact that there is an open space nearby.
The Internet celebrity's eyes immediately looked a little higher at Gu Chen.
After bowing his head and meditating for two seconds, the Internet celebrity also sighed, nodded and said: "Okay, I will tell the customers later, let them park in the nearby open space, and then walk to my yard to eat."
"I will also make road signs nearby to prevent them from not knowing the way."
"Isn't that all right?" Seeing that Gu Chen had made the internet celebrity choose to give in, Lu Weiwei glanced directly at the bald man, and said, "Then what's your opinion?"
"I...what can I say?" Seeing that the bald man had achieved his goal, he didn't want to pursue it.
But Lu Weiwei continued to urge: "I think you should give up the way of charging parking fees. Occasionally park a few cars in front of your house, and don't worry about it. After all, it is a public area."
"Okay, listen to the police comrades." Seeing that Lu Weiwei also made it clear, the bald man knew he was wrong.
Glancing at the internet celebrity, Lu Weiwei also asked, "What do you think?"
"I have no objection." The Internet celebrity had a displeased expression on his face, and naturally he still complained in his heart.
Seeing that the two parties had reached a settlement, under Lu Weiwei's arrangement, the two parties shook hands and made peace, and then let them go back.
Ding Liang watched the two of them leave the police station, he let out a long breath and said, "People are too hostile now, such a small matter can make you choked up."
"In the final analysis, it's all caused by money. Things like pink eye disease often make people introverted seriously." Gu Chen shook his head and reminded Lu Weiwei: "Senior Sister Lu, let's go back."
"Okay." Lu Weiwei didn't worry about this anymore, and followed Gu Chen back to the office.
……
……
It was almost time to get off work, and in the office, everyone's work at hand was basically over.
Only then did Police Officer Wang remember that Gu Chen and Lu Weiwei had suddenly disappeared when they went upstairs, so he asked casually, "Lu Weiwei, did you go to the bathroom with Gu Chen just now?"
Lu Weiwei stared, feeling that these words came from Lao Wang's mouth, why did they have a strange taste?
Then he complained and replied: "Where should I go with Junior Brother Gu? This is our freedom, right?"
"I didn't say no, I feel like I've been there for a while, you should be in the toilet, right?"
"Pfft!" Lu Weiwei, who had just taken a sip of water, spit out the tea in her mouth again in an instant, and immediately raised her fist to hit him:
"Old Wang, are you disgusting? Junior Brother Gu and I just went to the duty room on the first floor to help Ding Liang and Huang Zunlong and settle a civil dispute. It's as simple as that."
"Then why didn't you say it earlier?" Police Officer Wang glanced back, and continued to busy with the work at hand.
Lu Weiwei was a little hopeless, and also complained: "Then I can't possibly report everything to you, Old Wang, right? You can even think about going to the toilet together. If you don't know, what do you think we are doing? "
"Hahaha." Seeing Lu Weiwei's aggrieved face, He Junchao on the side leaned forward laughing.
But at this moment, Lu Weiwei directly launched a physical attack, and a book of materials was directly thrown at He Junchao's forehead.
He Junchao hugged his head and yelled, "I said Lu Weiwei, did I provoke you?"
"It's wrong for you to laugh at me." Lu Weiwei was also confident.
He Junchao frowned, and after thinking about it briefly for a few seconds, he said again: "I...I laughed at you? Are you being sentimental? I just thought of a funny scene and couldn't help laughing out loud. You're going to beat me up now ?”
"You just laughed at me when I was teased by Lao Wang? Are you still pretending to be me?" Lu Weiwei saw through He Junchao's trick at a glance.
Every time I make a fool of myself, the one who laughs the happiest is always He Junchao.
If he didn't beat He Junchao, he would feel sorry for his ability to throw with such precision.
He Junchao also looked aggrieved. After thinking about it, he quickly replied: "I just saw a fat man fell into a ditch on the road today, fat woman, fell into a ditch, hahaha."
He laughed to himself for a while, but saw that the office was as quiet as before, and everyone looked at him dully, as if staring at a mentally retarded person.
He Junchao, who was flustered in his heart, also muttered to himself: "Okay... it doesn't seem so funny?"
"puff!"
At this moment, he didn't know who was doing the trick, so he suddenly suppressed a laugh.
Soon, a burst of laughter broke out in the entire office, and everyone started to lean forward and backward with laughter, which made He Junchao dumbfounded.
I feel that this conditioned reflex is a bit long, sloth attribute, right?
But before she could react, Lu Weiwei's second wave of physical attacks flew over again, and another booklet hit her forehead.
He Junchao was also speechless, and directly retorted: "I said Lu Weiwei, although my head is not made of dough, it is not made of iron, is it a second attack?"
"Let you make it up? You can fool me casually with Master Xing's lines? Do you think I'm stupid?"
"Isn't it?" He Junchao lowered his head and muttered in a low voice.
But Lu Weiwei seemed to be able to read lips. In an instant, she picked up the data book on the table and seemed to be about to launch a third wave of physical attacks.
He Junchao was a little scared, and quickly blocked it with both hands: "Okay, okay, I won't joke with you anymore, whether it's ridiculous or not, how can I control this? You can't let me suppress my emotions, can you?"
"Then hold on." Lu Weiwei didn't talk nonsense with He Junchao, paused for a few seconds, and said, "Help me get those two materials."
"Say it earlier." Seeing that Lu Weiwei didn't want to pursue further, He Junchao picked up the two textbooks on the ground, put them on the table and paused, then walked up to Lu Weiwei, and respectfully put the textbooks on the table.
But just as she was about to turn around and leave, she was suddenly attacked by Lu Weiwei.
He Junchao returned to his seat with a painful expression, pointed at Lu Weiwei and joked, "You, Lu Weiwei, don't talk about martial arts? Do you engage in sneak attacks?"
"I want you to remember, don't trust women's promises casually." Lu Weiwei didn't care, she taught He Junchao a lesson, she has plenty of ways.
He Junchao cupped his fists and bowed to Lu Weiwei twice before turning around.
I feel that this little ancestor cannot be offended, and I am still too hasty.
Seeing that it was almost time to get off work, Yuan Shasha stretched her waist and asked Lu Weiwei, "Senior Sister Lu, are you going to dine out today?"
"Why don't you go to the cafeteria?" Lu Weiwei said.
Yuan Shasha smiled and said: "There is no money in the meal card, and you have to wait to recharge. It's quite troublesome. Why don't you go out to eat."
"Is there no money in Xiaoyuan's meal card? Is the meal subsidy going so fast? You are not as good at eating as Lu Weiwei?" Police Officer Wang just finished speaking, but suddenly realized that he had said something wrong.
Feeling a chill down her spine, she turned her head subconsciously and secretly glanced at Lu Weiwei behind her.
Seeing that Lu Weiwei's face remained unchanged and she was still looking at her profile, Police Officer Wang breathed a sigh of relief, and slowly turned his head away reassuringly.
But in the next second, Lu Weiwei's data book suddenly struck his head.
"Old Wang, what are you talking about? You mean I'm a foodie?"
"I didn't say you are a foodie? I just feel that Xiao Yuan's meal allowance is eaten up too quickly." Police officer Wang is not like He Junchao, who can keep dying.
When it's time to give up, just admit your mistake quickly, so as not to suffer a second wave of physical attacks.
When Yuan Shasha saw Officer Wang mentioning herself, she raised her head and replied, "Actually, it's nothing. The last time Xiaoli and Xiaomei in the group forgot to bring their meal cards when they went to the cafeteria, so I swiped them. They said they wanted Please have dinner with the department and say that you will return the money to me next time, but I don't take it to heart."
"As a result...they didn't return the money to you?" Officer Wang asked.
Yuan Shasha nodded like a chicken pecking at rice: "Yeah."
Lu Weiwei gave up when she heard it, and hurriedly urged: "Then you have to ask them to come back quickly, these two people have a bad memory, they always forget things, you lend them the meal card, and they turn around for the first time." I will forget it in two days, and I did the same thing last time."
"But they are all colleagues, I'm too embarrassed to speak up." Yuan Shasha is not like Lu Weiwei, who has a social ceiling.
But Lu Weiwei said unhurriedly: "You can say that, just walk up to them and say: Xiaoli, Xiaomei, don't you think the clouds are particularly beautiful today? Is it like the one you borrowed from me last time?" Meal card?"
"Ah? This is too..."
"Too what? Do you know that good people are bullied?" Seeing that Yuan Shasha still didn't dare, Lu Weiwei urged her again.
Officer Wang couldn't stand it any longer, and said with a smile, "Xiao Yuan is rather shy, why don't you, Lu Weiwei, go?"
"Okay." Lu Weiwei didn't care, it wasn't the first time she did something like helping a colleague.
But thinking of Yuan Shasha's proposal just now, and glancing at Old Wang and Gu Chen again, Lu Weiwei suddenly had a new idea in her mind, so she quickly proposed:
"How about this, we will settle the matter of Xiao Yuan's meal card tomorrow, and tonight, according to Xiao Yuan's wishes, how about we go out for dine-in?"
"Where are you going? Is there a good place to recommend?" Officer Wang paused for the information on the table, and put it in a folder beside him.
Lu Weiwei smiled and said: "Of course, have you heard of the secret courtyard?"
"What secret courtyard? Is it a haunted house or something?"
Officer Wang also looked curious.
Lu Weiwei, on the other hand, had nothing to love, she patted the table and reminded: "The 'Secret Courtyard' is a courtyard for eating, how could your old man get involved with the haunted house? I really don't understand what your imagination is thinking about. What? It's infuriating."
Officer Wang tried his best to defend himself when he heard the words: "Look, 'secret courtyard', the word 'secret', does it have something to do with 'weird'?"
"And what best represents 'weird'? It must be a haunted house, right? So there is nothing wrong with 'Secret Courtyard' being related to a haunted house, right?"
Hearing Officer Wang's words, Lu Weiwei bumped her forehead directly against the table, feeling that she couldn't communicate with Old Wang.
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