I am a super cop

Chapter 780 Are You Cursing That You Can't Eat Four Dishes?
"Taught by Gu Chen?" Police Officer Wang was stunned, and couldn't help but blinked and said, "Then it makes sense, otherwise Lu Weiwei's IQ suddenly improved so fast, how can it be justified."

"Haha, Senior Brother Wang, what you said sounds like Senior Sister Lu is pretty bad." Yuan Shasha was leaning towards Lu Weiwei, pointing at Lu Weiwei and said, "Look how effective Senior Sister Lu's publicity is, many little brothers are listening to it." What about her promotion?"

"Is that because of her publicity?" Officer Wang glanced at Yuan Shasha, and couldn't help laughing, "They're jealous of her body. If you look at the eyes of those people, is that because of the propaganda? It's because of Lu Weiwei's figure." .”

"Senior Brother Wang, you needn't be so straightforward." Yuan Shasha felt that Officer Wang had become dirty, and suddenly started the car.

"What are you talking about?"

Seeing Police Officer Wang and Yuan Shasha chatting enthusiastically, Gu Chen came over with a leaflet.

"It's nothing, we're talking about Lu Weiwei's stand-up comedy, you Gu Chen taught it, right?" Officer Wang asked knowingly.

Gu Chen smiled lightly: "Senior Sister Lu asked me how to promote it earlier? I just wrote something casually and asked her to memorize it. Such easy-to-understand words are easy for people to remember clearly."

"That's right." Officer Wang glanced at Yuan Shasha beside him, took the leaflet from Gu Chen and handed it to her: "Xiao Yuan, you also go to distribute the leaflets, you can say what Lu Weiwei says, don't just stand there stupidly." .”

Seeing Lu Weiwei's effective publicity, everyone began to introduce anti-fraud techniques to passers-by. Through stand-up comics and leaflets, many passers-by listened very enjoyable.

The happiest thing is the middle-aged woman who sells milk tea, don't be too happy.

With Lu Weiwei shouting anti-fraud propaganda here, her business is getting better and better.

6:30pm.

Everyone's publicity work is coming to an end, and the leaflets have already been distributed.

Gu Chen took the broom from the police car, cleaned up the garbage scattered on the surrounding ground, and prepared to go home.

The middle-aged woman on the side smiled and said: "Oh, you police set up a stall and returned the three packs in front of the door."

"Since we set up a stall here, we also have the responsibility to keep the surrounding area clean and reduce the burden on the sanitation workers." Gu Chen said while sweeping.

"Haha." Hearing Gu Chen's words, the middle-aged woman couldn't help laughing and said: "If everyone can be as conscious as your Furong police officers, there won't be many netizens saying that we run a street stall economy and make the surrounding hygiene messy , it seems that you still have to be conscious."

Just when the middle-aged woman was communicating with Gu Chen, on the road not far away, a middle-aged man driving a white Land Rover was chatting endlessly with a tall and thin passerby.

The driver of the Land Rover is a strong man, pointing and cursing at passers-by.

And the tall and thin passerby was not to be outdone, and the two exchanged blows back and forth.

"Let me ask you, you have a sidewalk, why don't you take it?" The Land Rover driver seemed very angry.

The tall and thin passerby curled his lips and said, "Why do you say?"

"Because you are not good enough." The driver of the Land Rover said involuntarily, shaking his fingers.

The tall and thin passer-by grinned: "Hehe, you can do it, you can do it, try bumping into me?"

"Brother, if you have studied for a few years, you don't talk like that." The driver of the Land Rover looked up and down at the passer-by man, and said:
"What happened when I hit you? The insurance company will pay me if I hit you. You have to go to the hospital and lie down by yourself, do you know?"

"It's next to the sidewalk. If you don't walk, you have to dangle in front of my car."

"I honked and you scolded me, and you honked and you scolded me. You have a strong sense of rhythm? Are you yelling at me?"

"Do you dare to hit me? You hit me and blackmailed you to death." The tall and thin passerby seemed to be very angry, and responded with his nostrils facing the sky.

The driver of the Land Rover snorted coldly, flicked his fingers and said contemptuously:
"Let me tell you, I'm just getting older. When you and I were young, believe it or not, I stepped on the accelerator and I put it on the front of my car for you. Believe it or not, I made you a Rolls Royce statuette." ?”

Seeing that the aura of the tall and thin passerby was suppressed, the driver of the Land Rover said again: "Just like you, let me tell you, you will meet a female driver sooner or later, look at you, you will not be able to eat four dishes in your life .”

"What's going on?" Seeing the two chatting endlessly on the side of the road, causing a large number of pedestrians to gather, Gu Chen hurried forward to understand the situation.

"Hey, Comrade Police, you came just in time." Seeing Gu Chen in uniform walking forward, the driver of the Land Rover quickly opened the door and came down, saying, "This is the only guy who doesn't walk on the sidewalk, wandering around on the road, and almost ran into him All right."

"But this guy is reasonable. He stopped my car and said that I don't have eyes for driving. You come to judge. What the hell is this?"

"Obviously you are driving too fast, and you still rely on me?" The tall and thin passerby saw the driver of the Land Rover looking for Gu Chen's argument, and he was not to be outdone, and said, "The road is so wide, and you just want to drive towards me, and I walk slowly Are you going to honk with me?"

Looking up and down at the Land Rover driver, who was obviously much stronger than himself, the tall and thin man did not show any weakness: "It's amazing to drive a broken car, what's wrong if I don't walk on the sidewalk? Isn't it just a few meters outside the sidewalk, so follow the sidewalk Aren’t they the same? Honk at me, you’re so cute, aren’t you?”

"Hey." Seeing that the tall and thin passerby didn't give himself any face, the strong Land Rover driver immediately rolled up his sleeves and wanted to argue with the tall and thin passerby.

The tall and thin passerby was also a little scared, and hurried to Gu Chen's side to warn: "What are you doing? How dare you beat someone when the police are here? I think you must be used to being arrogant."

Turning to look at Gu Chen, the tall and thin man said again: "Comrade policeman, you have seen it too. This guy is used to violent temper. I suspect he has road rage syndrome, so he still drives on the road like this? It would be a waste of eight lives to meet you." mold."

"Hey, what are you talking about? With your small body, when I want to be young, I have to screw your head off."

The Land Rover driver spoke without panting, and also showed contempt for the tall and thin passerby in front of him.

"Okay." Seeing this, Gu Chen couldn't help but say, "To be fair, the two of you are too good at each other."

"It was originally a three-point courteous matter. Is it necessary for you to make it so complicated? Isn't this a trick?"

"That's right." Lu Weiwei on the side couldn't stand it any longer, and directly stood up and taught: "One of you drives, the other walks, and you usually walk according to the rules. Will there be such a time?"

Turning her head to look at the tall and thin passerby, Lu Weiwei pointed at him and said, "You, is it reasonable to cross the road instead of walking on the sidewalk? Many puppies nowadays can watch traffic lights and walk zebra crossings. Don't tell me that you are inferior to those small animals, right?" ?”

Seeing the tall and thin passerby bowed his head and said nothing, Lu Weiwei hit the iron while the iron was hot, and said: "Also, what happened to the car's horn? Are you still swearing at him? When he honks the horn, you swear, and when you press the horn, you swear. Cooperate? How about shouting wheat with others?"

Seeing that Lu Weiwei had a lot of trouble with tall and thin passers-by, the driver of the Land Rover beside him was overjoyed, and couldn't help saying: "That's right, I've never seen such a weird person."

"And you, too." Seeing that the driver of the Land Rover was a little embarrassed, Lu Weiwei changed her style, and directly pointed the finger at the driver of the Land Rover again.

"I...me? What's wrong with me?" The driver of the Land Rover couldn't help but asked weakly.

"If you drive slowly, you will die? If you give way to pedestrians, you will die? Don't you know that it's all cars now?" Lu Weiwei put her arms around her waist and started the education mode.

The driver of the Land Rover was taken aback for a moment, and when he was about to speak, Lu Weiwei pushed him back.

"Why do you honk when people are walking? Don't you know it's disrespectful? You can just drive the car away after he passes by, and you have to honk a few times to show that you are powerful?"

"If he scolds you, you just press the horn, and when he scolds you, you press the horn? Why don't you learn symphony music if you are so cooperative with him?"

"I……"

"What me? What did you say wrong?" Before the driver of the Land Rover could finish speaking, Lu Weiwei directly yelled back.

"Are you talking about running into a female driver sooner or later, what's wrong with the female driver? Can you stop being so intimidating? Are you sexist or something?"

"Er! No... no."

"I think you are." Lu Weiwei didn't mean to give up, and asked directly: "Oh, by the way, what do you mean he can't eat four dishes?"

"Uh, it's just... that there is no life for a wife, three dishes and one soup, no one will cook for him..."

"That won't work either." Before the driver of the Land Rover could finish speaking, Lu Weiwei's words instantly made the driver of the Land Rover shrink back in fright.

"You curse people for not being able to marry a wife, isn't that too vicious? Is there anyone who curses people like that? It's a civilized society now, don't say it, just curse people for not being able to marry a wife."

"puff!"

Listening to Lu Weiwei slamming a strong man of about 1.8 meters five into silence, many passers-by around laughed from ear to ear.

Xin said just now that the little policewoman was talking about stand-up comics on the side of the road to promote anti-fraud methods, and now her kung fu is top-notch.

The two people who were arrogant and domineering just now and said they were going to fight lost their momentum in an instant. They were suddenly killed by Lu Weiwei on the spot with their own strength, and the two lost their temper immediately.

"Then...then what do you think we should do?" The driver of the Land Rover looked down at his watch, as if he was also in a hurry, so he hurriedly asked.

"Then what should I do? Then what should I do?" Lu Weiwei didn't think about it for a while, she couldn't help but looked at Gu Chen beside her, and asked, "Junior Brother Gu, what do you think should be done?"

"Shake hands, let's reconcile. After all, cars stuck here will easily cause traffic jams." Gu Chen said.

"Yes." Lu Weiwei immediately agreed, "I don't think it's necessary to shake hands. You two should hug each other, and be sincere."

"What?"

"Embrace?"

"With him?"

"I bother."

The two of them seemed to be reluctant, they didn't like each other, and they turned their heads away.

"Why? Are you still not happy? It means that you have no remorse at all. Do you want me to take you all into the police station and let you calm down there?"

Seeing that Lu Weiwei wanted to bring the two of them into the police station, the driver of the Land Rover, who was in a hurry, was the first to give in and said, "Actually, it's nothing wrong, it's just that I was in a hurry and got a little grumpy, so I honked the horn a few more times."

Looking at the tall and thin passerby, the driver of the Land Rover said reluctantly: "Then... I'm sorry, I was wrong just now."

"What about you?" Seeing that the driver of the Land Rover had already expressed his opinion, Lu Weiwei glanced at the tall and thin passerby beside him.

"I... I'm the same as him." The tall and thin passerby seemed to be equally disdainful.

Lu Weiwei frowned slightly, and said, "What is the same? Speak clearly, don't be so vague."

"Just...just like him, I'm sorry, I was too impatient just now, I apologize to you."

"That's right. A lot of things should be courteous to each other. Isn't it easy to solve things? It has to be so complicated."

Seeing that the problem was solved, Lu Weiwei slapped her hands immediately: "Then, you two should hug each other and show your sincerity in solving the problem."

Seeing that Lu Weiwei had already spoken, the driver of the Land Rover who wanted to leave the scene immediately was reluctant. He stepped forward first and gave the tall and thin passerby an awkward hug.

The awkward expression of the tall and thin man also provoked the laughter of many passers-by.

"Okay, okay, the problem has been solved, everyone, don't gather here, just disperse."

Seeing that Lu Weiwei handled it properly, the driver of the Land Rover and the tall and thin passers-by also expressed their apologies.

Gu Chen took Police Officer Wang and Yuan Shasha and immediately dispersed the surrounding crowd.

The middle-aged Land Rover driver stepped forward, bowed to Gu Chen and the others, and said, "Thank you, Comrade Police, then I still have a dinner, so I'll leave first, I'm really sorry to trouble everyone."

"You're welcome, drive carefully, find a price for drinking, don't drink and drive." Gu Chen also casually gave a safety reminder.

The driver of the Land Rover put his hands together, bowed to Gu Chen, and said, "I must, I must find a price after drinking, don't worry, comrade policeman, I am an old driver."

After saying goodbye to Gu Chen and others, the driver of the Land Rover drove away from the scene.

The tall and thin passer-by also exchanged a few words before disappearing into the vast crowd.

"The stall is closed." Gu Chen walked back to the police car and began to stack the plastic stools one by one.

After Lu Weiwei put away the parasol, she couldn't help teasing: "Junior Brother Gu, I still have some time, I'll go buy some delicious food, you guys wait here for me."

"No problem, then Senior Sister Lu, go and come back quickly." Gu Chen said.

Police Officer Wang looked at the back of Lu Weiwei and Yuan Shasha disappearing, and couldn't help but teased: "It's absolutely impossible to tell her to go and come back quickly. She will never come back if she doesn't find something delicious."

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The next afternoon, at 5 o'clock.

Going to get off work soon.

When He Junchao checked the local news, he was immediately attracted by a piece of local news, and quickly reminded Gu Chen, "Gu Chen, Team Leader Gu, you guys are on fire."

"What's hot or not?" Gu Chen raised his head and said involuntarily.

He Junchao smiled diligently and said, "I'll read this news to you, listen carefully."

"On the second day after setting up the stall, the editor learned that many stall owners closed their stalls and left immediately, but forgot one important thing."

"I experienced the wonderful life of the street stall, and took away the beautiful mood, but did not take away the leftover garbage from the stall."

"And there is a group of special 'stall owners', who not only set up a stall to publicize the professional knowledge of anti-fraud for free, but also pass it on to everyone in an easy-to-understand stand-up comic."

"Most importantly, they also became the beautiful gardeners of the city."

"According to the editor's careful observation last night, they are young, beautiful, and full of vigor."

"After setting up stalls to promote anti-fraud knowledge, they used their own cleaning tools to clean up the surrounding garbage."

"It is precisely because of their kind behavior that many stall owners around have been attracted, so that yesterday when I interviewed the cleaning lady, even the cleaning lady said that there seems to be a lot less garbage tonight, and it feels not as big as usual. It's the same."

"That's right, it is precisely because of this group of people that our street stall economy is more vibrant and our lives are safer. They are the policemen from the Criminal Investigation Team [-] of the Furong Sub-bureau. Let's get to know each other."

When he read this, He Junchao paused, and said with a smile, "There are a lot of pictures below, and they all seem to be secretly taken from the perspective of passers-by."

"Haha, is there such a good thing?" Hearing this, Police Officer Wang hurried to He Junchao's side, looked at the photo of himself in the computer, and couldn't help showing a gratified smile: "Not to mention, the perspective of passers-by took me as a young man of."

"It feels pretty good, right Junior Brother Gu?" Lu Weiwei was also watching the news, and turned her head to glance at Gu Chen.

"It's okay, it seems that the effect was good yesterday, and it has already caused a lot of repercussions." Gu Chen nodded slightly, and then said: "By the way, we still have to sell it today, and the logistics side will bring the leaflets over later."

Glancing at He Junchao, Gu Chen said again: "Today, Brother He and Brother Ding, and two other trainee colleagues from the third group will go together."

"No problem." Officer Ding readily agreed, "I heard from Lu Weiwei that there were a few good snacks on the street yesterday, so I'm going to try it today."

"Haha, isn't your old man being misled by Lu Weiwei?" Police officer Wang glanced at him, and said again: "Yesterday Lu Weiwei learned the jingle written by Gu Chen for her, and the publicity effect is good. Your old man has to learn it today too." , so as not to be embarrassing in time."

"Isn't it just stand-up comedy? Today I will perform a double comedy with He Junchao."

Glancing at He Junchao, Police Officer Ding said quite proudly: "Xiao He, tonight you are making fun of me, and I am making fun of you, what do you say?"

"Yes, it's just for practice. If there are activities in the bureau, we can also perform on stage. We must agree." He Junchao was the first to agree.

Gu Chen snapped his fingers and said, "Then it's settled, today it's you guys, tomorrow we'll go to the back wheel, after that there won't be any business for our three groups."

As soon as the voice fell, the landline phone in the office suddenly rang. Gu Chen didn't hesitate, stood up directly, went to the phone, answered the phone and asked:
"Hello, this is the Criminal Investigation Group [-] of the Furong Branch. May I help you?"

"Police...comrade policeman, no...it's not good, it's not good." The caller was a middle-aged man, who seemed flustered and even slurred his speech.

Gu Chen said calmly: "Don't be in a hurry, if you have something to say, please speak slowly, please speak slowly?"

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(End of this chapter)