The art of controlling the house

Chapter 37 You are a chemical weapon

Chapter 37 You are a chemical weapon

Ni Ni is also a trainer, and now she can be sure that although the impact just now was a little painful, fortunately it was a skin trauma, and there was no muscle or bone injury, so she will be fine after resting.

But what happened just now was really shocking. Ni Ni had already noticed what it was that hit her. It was the inner liner of the rice cooker.It's just a traditional Chinese medicine. The lid of the rice cooker can be opened by itself. First, dark brown smoke comes out, and then the inner pot flies out. What's the matter?

If he hadn't seen it with his own eyes, he wouldn't have believed what others told her.

Looking outside through the kitchen window, there are lights in other buildings in the community, why is there a power outage in my house?
In fact, Ni Ni is quite lucky, this inner guts depended on hitting her home, if she flew out and hit someone, she would be in big trouble.

Similarly, her head is a little confused now, and she doesn't know if it's because she was hit or because she was smoked by the pungent smell in the kitchen.

"I'm fine, nothing... What's the matter with your medicine..." Ni Ni said.

"What's going on... I don't know too well..."

Everything now is indeed beyond Zhang Yu's expectations.

He then took out his mobile phone to light it, and soon found that the inner liner of the rice cooker was lying on the ground, and it looked deformed.

Zhang Yu went over and squatted down to check, straightened the inner liner, but the inner liner was still hot, and the contents inside were black and sticky, and it didn't look like it could be eaten horizontally or vertically.

He said embarrassingly again: "How much is your rice cooker, and the ceiling lamp... I will compensate you together..."

"There's no need to pay for it, I can't bear it." Ni Ni came to Zhang Yu's side, looked down at the contents of the liner, and said, "Is this the medicine you brewed?"

"Yes." Zhang Yu nodded.

"Then eat something and let me see." Ni Ni said.

"Now..." Zhang Yu frowned.

"What do you think?" Ni Ni gritted her teeth and said, "You've made my family like this. If you don't eat some, can you be worthy of me?"

"Also ha..."

Zhang Yu said this, and secretly complained in his heart. The system reminded him to complete the task, but this thing can't eat people up.

It also depends on the system prompting, otherwise, if Zhang Yu is killed, Zhang Yu will not dare to eat this food.

"Then eat!" Ni Ni said.

"Wait a minute, it's a little hot now...Let me help you sweep the floor first..." Zhang Yu said bitterly.

There was a broom in the corner of the kitchen, and Zhang Yu swept the floor clean.Ni Ni was not idle either, she opened all the windows of her house and checked the power outage by the way, only to find out that other buildings in the community had power, but their building was out of power.

This made Ni Ni very puzzled. The power outage did not say that a single building was shut down. Could it be that it was caused by Zhang Yu's boiled medicine? Would this be a bit too exaggerated and unscientific.

The inner liner of the rice cooker has finally cooled down, and your sticky medicine is starting to dry out.Zhang Yu used a rice shovel to take out a piece of medicine and put it on the cutting board. He didn't know how much he should eat at a time. After all, under normal circumstances, what is refined is a pill, and what he made is a lump. The gap is too big .

Ni Ni also held her mobile phone to light up, and looked at Zhang Yu from the side. See what that means, you can't do without eating.

Zhang Yu cut a small piece and put it into his mouth slowly. As soon as the black thing entered his mouth, he almost vomited the pungent taste.

Zhang Yu closed his eyes, put his heart on the line, and swallowed the "medicine" in his mouth desperately.

Ni Ni on the side kept staring at Zhang Yu. In fact, she didn't even need to see Zhang Yu gnashing her teeth. Just smelling the smell of the "medicine" made Ni Ni's head hurt.Zhang Yu could eat all of this, and she couldn't help sending Zhang Yu a 666 in her heart.

Zhang Yu swallowed the medicine, and only half a minute later, there was a "gurgling" sound in his stomach.

Immediately afterwards, there was a gust of gas that seemed unstoppable and wanted to erupt.

It was so embarrassing to fart in front of a beautiful woman, Zhang Yu's face instantly turned red and then a little purple.

Ni Ni kept looking at Zhang Yu with the light on her mobile phone. Seeing his expression turned like this again, she said worriedly, "What's wrong with you? Could it be poisoning..."

"I……"

Zhang Yugang wanted to explain, but when he opened his mouth, the muscles on his body relaxed, and a gust of air rushed out from below, "Pfft..."

Good guy, as soon as this gas comes out, it spreads quickly like a leak of carbon dioxide.That smell, don't mention how overbearing it is.

Originally, the kitchen was filled with the pungent smell of medicine and strange smell, and now, with the smell released by Zhang Yu, it almost made Ni Ni faint.

"No, I have to breathe!"

The beautiful policewoman couldn't take it anymore, she was worried that in two seconds, she would be smoked to death.She turned around and dashed out of the small kitchen, and went straight to the French windows of the living room, taking deep breaths in front of the windows.

Zhang Yu was also swayed by the smoke, and when he saw Ni Ni running away, he also turned and ran outside.It's a pity that after only two steps, I felt a sharp pain in my stomach, and a strong feeling of wanting to be respectful swept over me.

"I'm going to the bathroom!"

He didn't wait for Ni Ni to answer, and rushed into the bathroom directly.

As soon as he sat on the toilet, a sense of pleasure that he had never experienced before filled him.However, in the pleasure, the smell emanating from it almost didn't smoke him to death again.

Zhang Yu hurriedly took out a cigarette from his pocket and lit one to relieve the embarrassment.Although Zhang Yu smokes, he seldom smokes, that is, he will light one when he stays up late. If he goes to someone else's house, he basically doesn't smoke.But this time, the smell was so strong that he couldn't care less.

After half an hour, the excrement is considered exhausted.During this period, Zhang Yu flushed the water six times in a row, and the smell in the bathroom was even more incomparable, even more annoying than the vegetable field that had just been fertilized.

Finally, Zhang Yu came out of the bathroom weakly.

His legs were fluttering, and he felt that a gust of wind could blow him down. The cruel smell in the room had a refreshing effect at the moment.

Zhang Yu could see at a glance that Ni Ni was still standing in front of the window without moving.

"I'm sorry...my..." Zhang Yu was full of embarrassment. When he came to the house for the first time, he ruined the house like this. This has to leave a certain impression on others.

Hearing his voice, Ni Ni turned around and gasped, "I said, why don't you make medicine in the place where you live... So you are a chemical weapon... First you hit me, then almost killed me To smoke to death..."

"It...why is it like this, in fact, I didn't expect..." Zhang Yu said embarrassingly again.

"You boiled the medicine yourself, you didn't expect it..." Ni Ni gritted her teeth in hatred. She didn't know when the smell in the house would be cleaned up, and whether there would be any residue in the future.She said angrily again: "You have taken the medicine now, has your internal injury healed?"

Zhang Yu was a little nervous. Did he want him to help with the calculations? But with his current strength, it might be okay to show Feng Shui. As for fortune-telling, it's just nonsense.He bite the bullet and said: "If you want to recover, you have to take all those medicines...but you can't take that much at one time, you need to take it slowly..."

(End of this chapter)

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