The golden light spell at the beginning, I was exposed by the school flower live broadcast
Chapter 96 Although I Haven't Telled My Fortune, But I Have Looked In The Mirror
Chapter 96 Although I Haven't Tell My Fortune, But I Have Looked In The Mirror (Please Subscribe, Please Ask For A Monthly Pass)
"Look at your appearance? If you want to please me for five social insurances and one housing fund, you don't have to. I'll just report it for you."
Five insurances and one housing fund are very important to Wu Wang.
Even if others are disabled in the future, they can still provide for the elderly.
And he is very satisfied with his status as a temporary worker.
The Billing Management Bureau is a cause-and-effect institution, and he doesn't want to get involved.
What is cause and effect? If you kill the evil spirit, you will bear its cause. If you are killed by other evil spirits, it may be the result.
People with weak luck, or people who do not accumulate luck, will be crushed to death by karma after a long period of time.
He has never felt that he is a man of destiny, and his ambition is very short. He stays in the small Taoist temple, and occasionally goes out to participate in some competitions, and it is enough to subsidize the Taoist temple with bonuses.
Since he wants five social insurances and one housing fund, Jiang Fan just arranges for him, this is not difficult.
It's just that it's troublesome to pay regularly. You can ask the bureau to give yourself a place, and then he can pay.
However, there is a high probability that the clock game will be arranged directly.
"Hey, thank you boss, but the reading is free. After all, we cultivators never show it to ourselves, but we can show it to others."
People who practice Taoism have taboos in this regard.
"Okay, you can look at it as you like."
Anyway, it's free, so let Jiang Fan do as he pleases.
Wu Wang got up and looked at it carefully for a while, clapped his hands, and said:
"Sure, boss, with your face, you are a hero who travels all over the world, and you are born when you turn bad luck into a good one. Tai, from small to big, and with relatively slender eyebrows and nose, is really a peach blossom. I think the boss is likely to be a murderer." Peach Blossom."
When Jiang Fan heard it, he rolled his eyes at him, and said, "That's it? I thought you were going to say something, and I know I have peach blossoms."
"Uh, boss, you actually counted for yourself? This is a big taboo!"
"I didn't count it for me."
"How do you know if you haven't calculated for yourself."
After hearing this, Jiang Fan closed his eyes and meditated, and said:
"Although I haven't told my fortune, I have looked in the mirror, thank you!"
hiss!
Wu Wang took a deep breath.
Good guy, in the words of the Internet: Damn it, he pretended it again!
But Jiang Fan knew himself very well.
After all, how can a handsome person not know that he is handsome, he knows it better than anyone else.
Because I wake up handsome every day.
And I see it every day when I wash my face.
You see a handsome guy on the road, call him a few more times, but he doesn't look back.
It's not because of deafness, or because I don't know how handsome I am.
I want you to shout a few more times, lest the people next to you can't hear you
Being handsome and strong means luck, Jiang Fan is not stupid.
It's just that he has been thinking about a problem, a problem that maybe only he knows now.
So I never dared to mess around.
Seeing Jiang Fan closing his eyes and resting his mind, Wu Wang also began to rest.
Not long after, the plane stopped at the airport in Hangze City.
It was the first time for Wu Wang to come to this city.
Although the city was said to be very prosperous, the first impression it gave him was that it was a bit cold.
The cold here does not simply refer to the temperature, but also a bit gloomy and cold.
It's already twelve o'clock, and it's time for evil activities.
"It's the first time I've come to this place, is this the city you're in?"
Wu Wang still looked the same, with his hands inserted into the sleeves of the Taoist robe, looking around lazily.
"Yes, you can try to accept some missions here recently. After all, it is close to the frontier, and there are often strange things."
Jiang Fan said bluntly, let me make it clear to you first, if you dare not, you can go back.
"Okay, I'll follow your arrangement."
It is impossible to take the initiative to take the task, he just passively takes the task sent by Jiang Fan, so the cause and effect belong to Jiang Fan.
After all, according to his understanding, Jiang Fan's luck is so strong that he is not afraid of cause and effect.
In the middle of the night in Hangze City, people from the Lingguan Bureau will be on duty, some will drive patrol cars, and some will walk aimlessly on the street.
Some Lingnan Bureau staff have nothing to do and can come out to earn some extra money.
According to the regulations of the Spiritual Management Bureau, ordinary people are not allowed to go out at night, which is also for their own good.
After all, every household has props to exorcise evil and avoid evil.
And if you stay at home for a long time, you will be more popular. As long as you don't do anything wrong, don't be afraid of ghosts knocking on the door.
What bounty aliens, Taoist priests, monks, etc., can come out at night.
After all, if you encounter problems, you can solve them yourself.
Ordinary people, unless there is an emergency at night, can call the staff of the Spiritual Management Bureau and ask them to accompany them out.
If you go out without permission, you will be fined three hundred if you catch one.
Tonight, the Niu Ma team had nothing to do, because Jiang Fan didn't live broadcast, so they came out to earn some extra money and some cigarette money.
No, just after walking for a while, I found a 20-year-old student sneaking around and was caught by Niu Wei.
"You kid, do you want to die? Huh? Do you want to die at night?"
Niu Wei beat him up straight away.
The male student looked embarrassed.
"I'm sorry, I'm also obsessed with consciousness?"
"Did something happen?"
Ma Peng asked, there must be a reason for him to come out, and there may be some clues.
"To be honest, I added a school girl on WeChat, and after the curfew at ten o'clock, she sent a WeChat message saying that there was no one at home. I wondered if this was a hint to me? So I became obsessed with sex, took a shower, and bought a I secretly went to her house with a bouquet of flowers."
"What about the result, is it over?"
Niu Wei teased.
"Hey, she didn't lie to me. There is indeed no one in her house. I knocked on the door for two hours, but no one opened it! I was scolded by her neighbor next door. I'm not running back."
"Hahahaha, you deserve it right, kid. You're a ghost. Wouldn't it be better to stay at home and watch movies? If you have to come out at night to find excitement, you won't be able to go back if you find a female ghost."
Niu Wei smiled, but still explained the rules to him in accordance with the duties of a staff member of the Lingguan Bureau.
"I'm sorry two big brothers, I was wrong, and I won't dare to do it again next time."
The male student begged for mercy.
"Come on, you know the rules, and you will be fined three hundred."
"Brothers, I'm a fan of Brother Fan, so let's just forget about it this time?"
"Oh really a fan?"
Ma Peng laughed.
"Really, there are fan cards!"
"Oh, Brother Fan said, fans will be fined twice."
"Brother Fan did say that himself, those who dare to go out at night after watching his live broadcast will be doubled."
When the cow and horse combination said this, the male student's face turned green.
Everyone's fans are free, but Fan Ge's fans are doubled?
Hey, there is no way, who told him to be unruly, he still took out 600 yuan from his pocket, and was escorted home by two people.
Think of it as buying a peace of mind.
"Hey, I'll get the cigarette money tomorrow."
"This kid is quite rich."
Just when the two were about to share the money, they heard a rustling sound.
The two of them looked at each other and ran over immediately with alert expressions.
This is a habit developed by sneaking around at night all year round, for fear of being caught.
After chasing to a street, they caught a person.
An old man who looks about six or seventy years old.
"Both officers, I'm sorry, I'm sorry, I don't dare anymore."
"Old man, is there anything that can make you come here at night?"
Niu Wei asked, while Ma Peng continued to guard his surroundings.
Under the street lamp, the old man was a little thin, his head was half bald, but his hands were calloused a lot. Although his body was a bit hunched, he looked strong.
Suddenly, the old man was about to kneel down to them, and Niu Wei was startled.
Quickly helped him up.
"Old man, this can't be done."
"Sir, can I beg you not to fine me?"
With wrinkled hands, the old man gently took out three old one-hundred-yuan banknotes.
He knew the rules, but he was really reluctant.
There are some tears in the eyes.
His hands were trembling slightly.
Obviously the 300 yuan is very important to him.
Although he was very reluctant, he didn't want to embarrass the two staff members.
"Old man, our fine is not the purpose, but a way to persuade everyone not to go out at night. Do you have any difficulties?"
Niu Wei asked.
This is also the rule of the Spiritual Management Bureau. They are not for fines, not for this little money.
But let everyone know that you can't come out at night.
"My wife has kidney failure and needs dialysis. I have no skills. I lift cement at the construction site during the day and twist screws at the factory at night. In order to earn an extra 100 yuan, I have to work for two more hours, so I beg you not to fine me. My wife needs money tomorrow, and I only have so much money."
"Old man, where are your children?"
"I have a son who used to be a staff member of the Spiritual Management Bureau."
"Oh, what about others?"
Niu Wei wondered, the Lingguan Bureau should have special allowances.
"My son was killed in a battle and his pension was taken by his daughter-in-law."
As soon as this remark came out, both Niu Wei and Ma Peng fell silent.
"sorry Sorry sorry"
Ma Peng kept repeating this sentence, he really didn't know what to say.
There seemed to be a sense of guilt that overwhelmed him.
Because they did some unconscionable things before.
Maybe the old man's son died in the mess they had made before.
He was really ashamed, lowered his head, and couldn't even look directly at the old man.
At this moment, how much he wished that he was the one who died.
Niu Wei took out all the money on his body, including his salary, and handed it to the old man.
"Sir, I can't help it. I have strength and I can make money."
When the old man saw Niu Wei handing him money, he quickly refused.
"As long as you and your wife are safe, everything is worth it. Where is your home, we will send it to you."
Although the old man didn't want it, Niu Weiqiang stuffed it into his pocket.
It seems that this can alleviate the slightest sin on his body.
When Ma Peng sent him home, he secretly stuffed a wad of money at the door of his house.
Back on the side of the road, Niu Wei smiled wryly and said, "I didn't expect that we would earn some extra money and get a lot of it."
Although he said it was a joke, he still couldn't hide the slump in his eyes.
"I just realized that we were really scum before."
"you do not say."
Just as they were laughing at themselves, there was a voice behind them that terrified them to the bone.
"Oh? I didn't expect that our two believers who worshiped demons have become great benefactors of the Spiritual Management Bureau. What a joy to congratulate?"
(End of this chapter)
"Look at your appearance? If you want to please me for five social insurances and one housing fund, you don't have to. I'll just report it for you."
Five insurances and one housing fund are very important to Wu Wang.
Even if others are disabled in the future, they can still provide for the elderly.
And he is very satisfied with his status as a temporary worker.
The Billing Management Bureau is a cause-and-effect institution, and he doesn't want to get involved.
What is cause and effect? If you kill the evil spirit, you will bear its cause. If you are killed by other evil spirits, it may be the result.
People with weak luck, or people who do not accumulate luck, will be crushed to death by karma after a long period of time.
He has never felt that he is a man of destiny, and his ambition is very short. He stays in the small Taoist temple, and occasionally goes out to participate in some competitions, and it is enough to subsidize the Taoist temple with bonuses.
Since he wants five social insurances and one housing fund, Jiang Fan just arranges for him, this is not difficult.
It's just that it's troublesome to pay regularly. You can ask the bureau to give yourself a place, and then he can pay.
However, there is a high probability that the clock game will be arranged directly.
"Hey, thank you boss, but the reading is free. After all, we cultivators never show it to ourselves, but we can show it to others."
People who practice Taoism have taboos in this regard.
"Okay, you can look at it as you like."
Anyway, it's free, so let Jiang Fan do as he pleases.
Wu Wang got up and looked at it carefully for a while, clapped his hands, and said:
"Sure, boss, with your face, you are a hero who travels all over the world, and you are born when you turn bad luck into a good one. Tai, from small to big, and with relatively slender eyebrows and nose, is really a peach blossom. I think the boss is likely to be a murderer." Peach Blossom."
When Jiang Fan heard it, he rolled his eyes at him, and said, "That's it? I thought you were going to say something, and I know I have peach blossoms."
"Uh, boss, you actually counted for yourself? This is a big taboo!"
"I didn't count it for me."
"How do you know if you haven't calculated for yourself."
After hearing this, Jiang Fan closed his eyes and meditated, and said:
"Although I haven't told my fortune, I have looked in the mirror, thank you!"
hiss!
Wu Wang took a deep breath.
Good guy, in the words of the Internet: Damn it, he pretended it again!
But Jiang Fan knew himself very well.
After all, how can a handsome person not know that he is handsome, he knows it better than anyone else.
Because I wake up handsome every day.
And I see it every day when I wash my face.
You see a handsome guy on the road, call him a few more times, but he doesn't look back.
It's not because of deafness, or because I don't know how handsome I am.
I want you to shout a few more times, lest the people next to you can't hear you
Being handsome and strong means luck, Jiang Fan is not stupid.
It's just that he has been thinking about a problem, a problem that maybe only he knows now.
So I never dared to mess around.
Seeing Jiang Fan closing his eyes and resting his mind, Wu Wang also began to rest.
Not long after, the plane stopped at the airport in Hangze City.
It was the first time for Wu Wang to come to this city.
Although the city was said to be very prosperous, the first impression it gave him was that it was a bit cold.
The cold here does not simply refer to the temperature, but also a bit gloomy and cold.
It's already twelve o'clock, and it's time for evil activities.
"It's the first time I've come to this place, is this the city you're in?"
Wu Wang still looked the same, with his hands inserted into the sleeves of the Taoist robe, looking around lazily.
"Yes, you can try to accept some missions here recently. After all, it is close to the frontier, and there are often strange things."
Jiang Fan said bluntly, let me make it clear to you first, if you dare not, you can go back.
"Okay, I'll follow your arrangement."
It is impossible to take the initiative to take the task, he just passively takes the task sent by Jiang Fan, so the cause and effect belong to Jiang Fan.
After all, according to his understanding, Jiang Fan's luck is so strong that he is not afraid of cause and effect.
In the middle of the night in Hangze City, people from the Lingguan Bureau will be on duty, some will drive patrol cars, and some will walk aimlessly on the street.
Some Lingnan Bureau staff have nothing to do and can come out to earn some extra money.
According to the regulations of the Spiritual Management Bureau, ordinary people are not allowed to go out at night, which is also for their own good.
After all, every household has props to exorcise evil and avoid evil.
And if you stay at home for a long time, you will be more popular. As long as you don't do anything wrong, don't be afraid of ghosts knocking on the door.
What bounty aliens, Taoist priests, monks, etc., can come out at night.
After all, if you encounter problems, you can solve them yourself.
Ordinary people, unless there is an emergency at night, can call the staff of the Spiritual Management Bureau and ask them to accompany them out.
If you go out without permission, you will be fined three hundred if you catch one.
Tonight, the Niu Ma team had nothing to do, because Jiang Fan didn't live broadcast, so they came out to earn some extra money and some cigarette money.
No, just after walking for a while, I found a 20-year-old student sneaking around and was caught by Niu Wei.
"You kid, do you want to die? Huh? Do you want to die at night?"
Niu Wei beat him up straight away.
The male student looked embarrassed.
"I'm sorry, I'm also obsessed with consciousness?"
"Did something happen?"
Ma Peng asked, there must be a reason for him to come out, and there may be some clues.
"To be honest, I added a school girl on WeChat, and after the curfew at ten o'clock, she sent a WeChat message saying that there was no one at home. I wondered if this was a hint to me? So I became obsessed with sex, took a shower, and bought a I secretly went to her house with a bouquet of flowers."
"What about the result, is it over?"
Niu Wei teased.
"Hey, she didn't lie to me. There is indeed no one in her house. I knocked on the door for two hours, but no one opened it! I was scolded by her neighbor next door. I'm not running back."
"Hahahaha, you deserve it right, kid. You're a ghost. Wouldn't it be better to stay at home and watch movies? If you have to come out at night to find excitement, you won't be able to go back if you find a female ghost."
Niu Wei smiled, but still explained the rules to him in accordance with the duties of a staff member of the Lingguan Bureau.
"I'm sorry two big brothers, I was wrong, and I won't dare to do it again next time."
The male student begged for mercy.
"Come on, you know the rules, and you will be fined three hundred."
"Brothers, I'm a fan of Brother Fan, so let's just forget about it this time?"
"Oh really a fan?"
Ma Peng laughed.
"Really, there are fan cards!"
"Oh, Brother Fan said, fans will be fined twice."
"Brother Fan did say that himself, those who dare to go out at night after watching his live broadcast will be doubled."
When the cow and horse combination said this, the male student's face turned green.
Everyone's fans are free, but Fan Ge's fans are doubled?
Hey, there is no way, who told him to be unruly, he still took out 600 yuan from his pocket, and was escorted home by two people.
Think of it as buying a peace of mind.
"Hey, I'll get the cigarette money tomorrow."
"This kid is quite rich."
Just when the two were about to share the money, they heard a rustling sound.
The two of them looked at each other and ran over immediately with alert expressions.
This is a habit developed by sneaking around at night all year round, for fear of being caught.
After chasing to a street, they caught a person.
An old man who looks about six or seventy years old.
"Both officers, I'm sorry, I'm sorry, I don't dare anymore."
"Old man, is there anything that can make you come here at night?"
Niu Wei asked, while Ma Peng continued to guard his surroundings.
Under the street lamp, the old man was a little thin, his head was half bald, but his hands were calloused a lot. Although his body was a bit hunched, he looked strong.
Suddenly, the old man was about to kneel down to them, and Niu Wei was startled.
Quickly helped him up.
"Old man, this can't be done."
"Sir, can I beg you not to fine me?"
With wrinkled hands, the old man gently took out three old one-hundred-yuan banknotes.
He knew the rules, but he was really reluctant.
There are some tears in the eyes.
His hands were trembling slightly.
Obviously the 300 yuan is very important to him.
Although he was very reluctant, he didn't want to embarrass the two staff members.
"Old man, our fine is not the purpose, but a way to persuade everyone not to go out at night. Do you have any difficulties?"
Niu Wei asked.
This is also the rule of the Spiritual Management Bureau. They are not for fines, not for this little money.
But let everyone know that you can't come out at night.
"My wife has kidney failure and needs dialysis. I have no skills. I lift cement at the construction site during the day and twist screws at the factory at night. In order to earn an extra 100 yuan, I have to work for two more hours, so I beg you not to fine me. My wife needs money tomorrow, and I only have so much money."
"Old man, where are your children?"
"I have a son who used to be a staff member of the Spiritual Management Bureau."
"Oh, what about others?"
Niu Wei wondered, the Lingguan Bureau should have special allowances.
"My son was killed in a battle and his pension was taken by his daughter-in-law."
As soon as this remark came out, both Niu Wei and Ma Peng fell silent.
"sorry Sorry sorry"
Ma Peng kept repeating this sentence, he really didn't know what to say.
There seemed to be a sense of guilt that overwhelmed him.
Because they did some unconscionable things before.
Maybe the old man's son died in the mess they had made before.
He was really ashamed, lowered his head, and couldn't even look directly at the old man.
At this moment, how much he wished that he was the one who died.
Niu Wei took out all the money on his body, including his salary, and handed it to the old man.
"Sir, I can't help it. I have strength and I can make money."
When the old man saw Niu Wei handing him money, he quickly refused.
"As long as you and your wife are safe, everything is worth it. Where is your home, we will send it to you."
Although the old man didn't want it, Niu Weiqiang stuffed it into his pocket.
It seems that this can alleviate the slightest sin on his body.
When Ma Peng sent him home, he secretly stuffed a wad of money at the door of his house.
Back on the side of the road, Niu Wei smiled wryly and said, "I didn't expect that we would earn some extra money and get a lot of it."
Although he said it was a joke, he still couldn't hide the slump in his eyes.
"I just realized that we were really scum before."
"you do not say."
Just as they were laughing at themselves, there was a voice behind them that terrified them to the bone.
"Oh? I didn't expect that our two believers who worshiped demons have become great benefactors of the Spiritual Management Bureau. What a joy to congratulate?"
(End of this chapter)
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