Taoist raises rabbits

Chapter 139 Two Palms
What kind of feeling does it feel to be given a chance by someone, but you look at it with unsatisfactory eyes.

Lin Yi never thought that this day would come to him. Speaking of which, he was an orphan, living alone on the island with no parents.

But in fact, the old man of the master has really achieved the level of a master, not just teaching him the way, but also taking on the responsibility of a father by himself.So Lin Yi's childhood actually didn't have so many shortcomings.

In particular, there are a group of idle ghosts on the island. According to the master, they are some uncles, but Lin Yi really loves and hates these elders.

I have at least called three of them mom, aunt, or something strange.

When he was a child, when he was in a drowsy sleep, he would see a woman walking in front of him,

"Xiao Yi, I'm your old aunt. I finally caught up with the boat to come to see you. You have been wronged for so many years. Come, let my old aunt hug you."

Replacing the old aunt with the mother, the second aunt, and the fourth aunt was the greatest joy of these uncles for a while.

As for the reason, it’s because the oil supplement TV series on the TV set on the island is called “Only Mom Is Good in the World”.Lin Yi has never met his mother, but because of this TV series, he has his own understanding of the word mother. In his mind, his mother must be very kind.

The old man couldn't solve this problem. Seeing Lin Yi suffering from juvenile hallucinations, he decided to give him a strong medicine to cure him all at once.

So Uncle Uncle came in handy.From a beauty in ancient costumes to a cool beauty, she ran around in Lin Yi's dream several times in one night.

"Can you be serious, Xiao Yi is only so old now, and his soul is still unstable. Although you don't mean to hurt him, you run too often."

"Didn't you say, to give strong medicine? Where can we find Xiaoyi's mother, and let him stop thinking about it."

Seeing a beautiful bikini beauty with a voluptuous figure was about to untie the poor cloth belt underneath and rush into Lin Yi's dream, the old Taoist simply gave him a palm thunder and told him to go back to the grave to rest.

So, according to memory, Lin Yi didn't lack anything, and there were a lot of relatives in the family, but Lin Yi wondered if they had all encountered misfortune, or why he could only entrust his dreams to himself.

But even in the dream, Lin Yi was very happy.I am not an orphan, I also have relatives.

This kind of deception continued until Lin Yi became a teenager. One day he was playing hide-and-seek with the little monkey junior sister. Lin Yi heard several uncles at the grave discussing whether to sleep at night and give him a lecture on puberty education.The incense of Taoism must continue, and our baby, Xiao Yi, must realize the importance.

Lin Yi suddenly realized that the relatives who appeared in his dream were all pretended by these uncles.

Lin Yi was both moved and angry.With so many people and ghosts cooperating to deceive him, Lin Yi didn't even know whether to expose them or not.

As for being exposed later, these uncles and uncles are not at all ashamed of cheating children, and even let Lin Yi talk about who is Lin Yi's favorite character.I also want Lin Yi to explain in detail what it feels like to drink a ghost's milk.

The wind on the island was very strong that day, and the Yin Qi spread everywhere, and ghosts were crying and howling. Lin Yi also succeeded in enlightenment on that day, and officially joined the industry of killing Taoist priests.

Originally, the game is no longer fun if it is exposed, but the word skinless and shameless does not have any problems for ghosts. There is no such thing in the first place. For these uncles who seem to be bullying, but actually care about him, Lin Yi can only do it. Let them toss themselves.

Whoever managed to make Lin Yi look bad in his dream after Lin Yi fell asleep would be the boss of the ghost for a day, and the other ghosts had to listen to him.

So Lin Yi experienced unimaginable deception and trials during his youthful growth period.But these uncles and uncles all know what young people like most.From girl to milf, from toy to monster.

Speaking of it, there is only one consequence of everyone torturing Lin Yi so much, Lin Yi's soul is invulnerable to ghosts and gods.Uncles and uncles are all spirited ghosts, intruding on Lin Yi's soul day after day will always cause Lin Yi's soul to suffer a little damage.

Master's Taoism is superb, and what Lin Yi learns are the most authentic Taoism handed down from ancient times.This is an old way of saying, although Lin Yi is skeptical, but he has no idea that the damage to the soul every day is perfectly repaired by Taoism.

It is a bit similar to the method of practicing Muay Thai. The bones are continuously strengthened through minor damage and repair.

"Oni-chan~~~What are you thinking?"

A small hand recovered before Lin Yi's eyes, pulling Lin Yi's thoughts back from memory, what's wrong with him?Are you missing Master?

"It's nothing, Ziyu is a good boy."

Lin Yi said something with a smile, and then he found the three girls staring at him again.Really not used to this feeling, Lin Yi could only ask one more question,
"What's wrong? Mina."

"Oni-chan, something is wrong with you. Just now we asked you why you didn't check Tzuyu. You said Tzuyu is a good boy. Then we said what is good, but you stopped talking. We asked again, Tzuyu was disobedient Tzuyu doesn't believe you? You still don't speak. Now you suddenly say, Tzuyu is a good boy, what's going on?"

Mina repeated everything that happened just now in one breath, and then carefully placed her little hand on Lin Yi's forehead.She is different from Lin Yi. Up to now, Lin Yi can only gently touch her hair, but Mina doesn't care about it. She is worried about Lin Yi. If necessary, she even dares to take off Lin Yi's shirt and let him be obedient. clipped the thermometer under his arm.

"Well, I'm fine. I just remembered Master just now."

The word master is actually unfamiliar to Mina, she has never seen it before, and occasionally heard Lin Yi say it a few times.Looking at Oni-chan's calm expression, is Oni-chan homesick?
"Is Tzuyu very similar to your master?"

Sana's question was really sharp, before Lin Yi could answer, Momo also added,
"Oni Jiang's master is a woman, no, did I say a female Taoist priest?"

This time even Mina became interested. If she is a woman, does it mean that she can also learn some small spells.Although I know it's just a fantasy, but thinking about the image of a majestic female Taoist priest, my sense of identity as a woman suddenly grows stronger.

"My master is a man. Taoist priests of our lineage pass on from male to female."

Lin Yi's answer dimmed the eyes of several people, that's right, how could it be a woman, how could she have the courage to fight when she saw the ghost running away.

"Does your master look like Tzuyu?"

Lin Yi suddenly wanted Sana to lie down, not to check if she had the blood of the monster clan, but to give her a palm, preferably from the back to the brain, so that the stimulated blood activates Sana's brain, making her look like a normal Think about things like people.

"Noni-chan's master looks really good-looking."

Momo should also lie in front of him, because Lin Yi has two hands and can swing two palms at the same time. Looking at the appearance of Momo sitting, Lin Yi thinks that hitting Sana may be a loud slap~~
If it hits Momo, the sound may be a little muffled, and the palm will feel a sinking feeling, and then it will be bounced back.

Lin Yi couldn't help looking at his palm, why it was so itchy.

(End of this chapter)