Taoist raises rabbits

Chapter 161
After all the trainees had left and the corridor returned to calm, JYP looked at Lin Yi, Lin nodded and walked directly into the door of the dance practice room.

Looking at the empty dance room, Lin Yi squatted down, seemingly taking out a small sacrificial suite from his bag, but actually took something out of the eight treasure bag on his wrist.

It was still a small wooden table and two small jade lions. Lin Yi hesitated for a while, but did not take out the two paper figurines, boy and girl.After taking out a talisman and igniting it with a lighter, he pretended to be burned in his hand before it was completely burned, and threw the talisman directly in front of the small wooden table.

JYP couldn't help shaking his head watching from behind, let's not talk about whether this group of Mr. Si will show some real skills, just your appearance is not enough.

The set of small altars that I searched for was bought from a children's toy store.You are from that Taoist school. Did your master think that you were young and afraid that you would play with fire, so he didn't prepare such ghostly things as phosphorous fire for you, and instead gave you a lighter instead.

It's the first time I've seen it with a lighter, and you almost burned your sleeves. Seeing this, JYP has a complete answer as to whether Lin Yi can help him.

I was really sick and went to the doctor in a hurry, but I could trust this Taoist priest who was more like an idol.However, JYP also understands that there is no such thing as an archmage in this world, if there were, the news would have already been broadcast.

"Ah~~ Mommy Mommy coaxing~~"

"Mr. Qunsi, wait, what did you just say?"

"Huh? I'm chanting a spell."

"No, why do I hear your words as if they were not pronounced by a Taoist priest?"

"You don't understand, I use Huaxia, orthodox Taoist spells."

JYP tilted his head and was hesitating whether to grab Lin Yi by the back of his neck and throw him out of the company gate.The orthodox Taoist incantations in Huaxia sounded like the mantras of those monks no matter how they sounded.

Lin Yi wanted to laugh, he didn't expect that as a pure Taoist priest, he would have such a day of pretending to be a ghost, not to mention, the Buddhist mantras are quite easy to read.This reminded Lin Yi of his happy childhood on the island. Thinking of this, he took a small step forward and started turning around the small altar. Want to come up with a song.

"Hey~~Ah~~ Mommy Mommy coaxing~~ Sunset and western mountains are dark, every house closes the door, nine out of ten houses have locks, and one door is left open. Birds run to the mountains, forests and tigers run to the mountains, magpies run to the big tree, the house sparrow feeds the pigeon and runs to the eaves..hehe”

JYP watched Lin turning around on the ground with a serious expression, and suddenly had a different thought in his heart, maybe this kid really knows what to order?Although it is a Chinese language, it sounds like it rhymes well, but can you see ghosts in this way?How does it feel like this guy is singing.

Just when JYP was puzzled, the small altar surrounded by Lin Yi suddenly floated up slowly. JYP couldn't help but grabbed the female secretary beside him to block him. He covered the secretary's mouth.

"Hmm~President~~Yah~~Xiba~~Let go of me~~Yah~~Floating over,~~Ah, my mother~~"

The female secretary rolled her eyes and fainted, because she saw the two little lions on the altar of the small wooden table seemed to be alive, staring at her, as if she would jump over and bite her head off at any moment.

The female secretary is just a lovely woman. Where has she ever seen such a thing? She usually stays far away from the zoo. At this moment, she felt the hallucination of a lion appearing in front of her, and it was normal for her to faint from fright.

Although the female secretary passed out, JYP still hugged her tightly, because he was also facing the same hallucination. He felt unable to make a sound, so he could only yell in his heart, don’t come here, don’t come here, Daddy Lion, you If you are hungry, eat the secretary first.She is a woman with tender flesh.

"President Park, you almost strangled the female secretary to death."

Just when JYP felt like he was about to collapse, a voice woke him up from the hallucination.Seeing the way Qun Si looked at him, and seeing how his hands were tightly strangling the female secretary's neck to prevent her from falling down, JYP quickly let go.

"President Park, let me tell you very seriously that there is indeed a ghost in the company, and it is a female ghost. Moreover, the direction of the ghost seems to be over there, not you, but the direction behind you."

Seeing Lin Yi's expression of confirmation, JYP was in great pain, good guy, you still said to let you try, if I knew where you were trying to find the ghost, I would take you directly to the recording studio, okay?

"Mr. Qunsi, no, Daoist Qunsi. I know where the ghost is. It's in the recording studio. What happened to you just now? Why do I feel like I saw a live lion right in front of me?"

"It's an illusion."

Nonsense, is it not an illusion?If it's true, my head will be eaten right now, JYP thinks it's really painful to communicate with Linyi.This reminded him of Sana again, do you people from the island country have some brain problems, so you can't answer my question properly?
"Mr. Qunsi, I mean, why do I have hallucinations of lions?"

"Because your company really has ghosts."

JYP suppressed the resentment in his heart and continued,

"I know there are ghosts in the company, I mean why did I see it, what did you do just now?"

"To prove that you didn't lie to me, the company really has ghosts. The lion is one of the eight divisions of Tianlong. It's not right. The lion is the mount of my most holy Taoist Lao Tzu."

"Isn't my mount a cow? I know that."

"The lion becomes."

Is it really okay for you to talk nonsense like this? JYP felt that no matter how much he said to Lin, he would explode in anger. There was nothing in front of him, but JYP still waved his hand in front of his eyes annoyed.

"Director Qun, please give me a letter of approval, whether this ghost can be dealt with, whether it can be caught."

"can."

"What does the priest need?"

"My master."

Dare to love, you still can't catch it. I said for a long time that I still want to ask your master to come out, but JYP finally has a glimmer of hope. As for the depression brought about by communicating with Lin Yi, JYP can only wave his hand in the air to dispel it again.
"President Park, take a breath, do you still want to pick a clean taste?"

"Ok?"

"Then why do you keep waving in the air? It's like drinking water to disperse the floating dust. There was a cow in our Taoist temple before. It would shake its head to disperse the floating dust before drinking water."

"Director Qun, how soon will your master be here?"

"My master is dead. If you don't worry, you will be able to come back after 18 years."

JYP didn't want to talk to Lin Yi in front of him anymore, if it wasn't for the fact that Mr. Qunsi's expression remained unchanged and every word he said was so calm, JYP even felt that this kid was completely teasing himself.After hearing this sentence, I turned around to leave,

"President Park, are you leaving?"

"Director Qun, since you can't catch ghosts, of course I'm looking for someone who can catch ghosts."

As soon as Lin heard it, JYP was angry and very dissatisfied, but the hallucination that happened just now made him dare not get angry with him, so he talked to him like a grudge, Lin Yi secretly pinched his thigh, Don't show your stuff,

"I also have an uncle."

"Your uncle can catch ghosts?"

"can."

"Your uncle is not dead?"

"Live well."

"Then where is your uncle? When can you come?"

"It's at the home where I'm currently living, anytime."

"Then I don't know what it takes to invite your uncle to go out, and how much it will cost."

"For the cost, a bunch of bananas."

"Banana? What do you mean?"

"My uncle is a monkey."

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