Taoist raises rabbits

Chapter 189 No Escape
The tomb is a standard rectangle, with the coffin in the middle.At the four corners were four large lampstands with ever-burning lamps made of whale fat.It can be seen that the tomb was greatly influenced by the Chinese civilization during the construction process.

Originally, there were two rows of four stone-carved tomb-suppressing beasts in front of the coffin, but now they have been broken into many pieces, and it is impossible to see what happened.However, Lin Yi vaguely remembered that it seemed to be a sculpture of an animal face. As soon as Lin knew it, it was called Fang Xiangshi. There were four golden ones, covered with bear skin, wearing red clothes and black trousers. Hit the four corners to drive away Fangliang and demon elephants.

As for the guy who is said to eat the liver and brain of the dead, it seems to be called a monster.Although Lin Yi is a Taoist priest, and these legends have been circulated for a long time, Lin Yi still doesn't believe it.

Because he had never seen a corpse with a missing liver and brain, he wondered if the ancient Taoist immortals deliberately made things very serious. After all, everyone knows that if you make more things, you will earn more money .

Speaking of which, Lin Yi also knows that the business of the dead is easy to do, even better than that of the living. Food, clothing, drinking, walking, sitting, lying down, inside and outside the house, the comprehensive feeling even makes the living people envy.

When Lin Yi once passed by the funeral shop inadvertently, he found a paper product of a mobile phone inside.As for the big luxury car model next to it, Lin Yi felt that it was no different from the ancient sedan chair.

Anyway, he was in a state of siege. Looking at the zombies that were resurrected repeatedly every day, Lin Yi simply thought of training soldiers. Speaking of which, if he and his junior sister hadn't tried their best on the first day, the ghosts they brought with them might have turned into zombies. dessert.

The first item of training is to drive the train, go down and run circles with zombies.This is a great exercise, because once caught, the zombie will stuff it into its mouth immediately, no matter what it is in its hand.

These ghosts who are free from evil karma and have enjoyed Lin Yi's incense are desserts in the eyes of zombies.Eating it will not only fill up the belly that has been empty for hundreds of years, but also make you feel happy.

Lin Yi was very satisfied with the training on the first day. He and his junior sister could only jump down to save people. If it was a little later, the ghosts would probably be wiped out. I said it a hundred times, don't scare them away, but Lin After all, they are still overestimated.

These ghosts can scare people in the city, and it is almost useless to go out.Even Lin Yi suspected that this was the first time they saw something as powerful as a zombie.

But these subordinates still have human thoughts after all. Besides, half a month later, these zombies looked over again, and they no longer had the horror they first saw.And these ghosts also discovered the biggest weakness of zombies.Do not make sharp turns.

If it is in a straight line, it will jump very far, and it will also jump forward.But the turning movement is very slow, the head and the body are turned at the same time, whether it is a single one or a combination, this is the same movement.

This is a process, and it doesn't sound too slow, but for these ghosts, such a short time is enough for them to turn in four or five directions.

Lin Yi was not stingy with the talisman paper, and rubbed a small vest for several ghost subordinates.After thinking about it, I also sent them four pieces of magical artifacts that I had obtained in temples in southern Thailand.

So this bizarre scene began to be staged every day in the tomb, where ghosts and zombies fought.

"Brother, it's not an option to go on like this. Why don't you think of a way to open that coffin."

"Junior Sister, it's not that there's no other way, but the contents are about to come out. Just these few days, bring me some meat at night. Only when you're full will you have strength."

The little monkey didn't ask what was coming out, and didn't protest Lin Yi's instigation.Instead, he jumped to the ground and kicked the third ghost who was running in the wrong direction. This guy ran two more steps and went straight into the arms of the zombie.The zombie over there was actually laughing.This made the little monkey suddenly very alert, and the hair on his body stood up.

"I kept you waiting for a long time. When I came home, I didn't come out to prepare refreshments for you. I hope you will forgive me. However, I don't know why you came to my house. Could it be that you have lived enough?"

The little monkey turned around, the source of the voice was the coffin, the soft and weak tone was completely feminine, but the little monkey would not use the voice to judge a ghost.

The lid of the coffin, which weighs several hundred catties, is now slowly moving, just like the slide phone in the past. With the opening of the coffin, a woman's hand stretched out.

The hand is not big, very white, the blood vessels under the skin can be seen in the white, but the blood vessels are not red, but pure black.At first glance, there is an inexplicable beauty.

Lin Yi didn't move, but pushed down the ghost foxes hanging on the wall. It's too dangerous to get together at this time.Staring closely at the opened coffin lid, Lin Yi was actually not that scared in his heart.

One of Master's famous sayings, all ghosts like to bluff and put on airs.

The second of the master's famous saying is that my own Taoism is absolutely useful to ghosts, 100% can hurt ghosts, if the ghost is very powerful, then hit her [-] or [-] times.

Master’s famous saying three, it’s really not good, kneel down and beg for mercy, ghosts are also very face-saving, we have left a lot of treasures in this vein, talk about adding money, let the evil ghosts let you go, because killing Taoist priests is ghosts and they don’t want to do it matter.A Taoist priest with real practice will definitely go to the underworld to serve after death.

Killing a Taoist priest is tantamount to offending the huge violent institution of the underworld in advance.No matter how powerful a ghost is, it can't hold back the overwhelming messengers from the underworld, because there are endless messengers from the underworld.

Lin Yi hasn't lived enough yet, thinking about the lovely Xiao Nan, Lin Yi directly took out a piece of jade Ruyi from the eight-treasure bag and held it in his hand,

"The jade ruyi in the Temple of the Reclining Buddha, one of the eight treasures of Buddhism, represents the power of the law. When I came last time, I found out that you might be some imperial concubine I didn't know. After thinking about it, I made a special trip to Nanning, Thailand. Come to pay your respects."

"Hahaha~~~~Really?"

The woman in the tomb slowly sat up, if her eyes were not completely black, there would be no whites.Lin Yi can give a thumbs up gesture, it's really beautiful.

Even if there are still some black blood vessels in the neck that can be seen, it's because of the whiteness.

A woman, wearing a dignified princess dress, with a complexion like snow. As for her appearance, it may be a bit too much to say that she is a vixen, but her almond-shaped eyes, willow eyebrows, and small pointed chin are definitely not comparable to those ordinary people with big pie faces.

"Taoist, kill Taoist. I'm not wrong. I found out when I came last time. Don't run away. I'm from your hometown. Come closer and let me see if it looks like my dead son. .”

Lin Yi now began to feel that things were getting scary, because he could hear that when the female ghost talked about her son, her tone had obviously changed a lot.What does this mean?This is a grudge.

The grieving ghost is not comparable to those fierce ghosts who died violently. The grieving ghost's mind is very clear, and it almost completely maintains its previous intelligence.In other words, very cunning, not foolishly falling into his own trap.

"Princess was joking, my mother is not as good-looking as you, and this Yu Ruyi is not good enough for you. In fact, I have prepared a better gift for you. Are you satisfied with these incenses? I have carefully purified them with Taoism. of."

The jade Ruyi in Linyi's hand took back the bag. He didn't lie. This jade Ruyi did come from the Temple of the Reclining Buddha, and it is also one of the eight treasures of Buddhism. However, he has not done any treatment. The smell of barbecue is overwhelming.

If one plan fails, Lin Yi decides to surrender first.

(End of this chapter)