Taoist raises rabbits

Chapter 19 Ready to leave
Looking up at the planes passing by in the sky, Lin Yi sighed deeply.I don't seem to have the fate of flying. I took a monkey last time and didn't have a passport yet.Now there is a monk's passport, no monkey, but a cloth bag of antiques.Don't even think about it, people will definitely check.

"What is your thing?"

"Luangpo Gan's relic and jade bottle."

"Isn't that our national treasure in southern Thailand?"

"Ah."

Drip~~drip~~~bat~~~bat~bat~~chug chug~~.

Even if Lin Yi had amulets all over his body, he probably wouldn't be able to resist being shot five kilometers away for his belief.

My own eight-treasure bag can only hold ghosts, but cannot hold these real objects.Therefore, there are not many travel methods that Lin Yi can choose.Such as driving by yourself, or taking another underwater walk.

I kind of think of a little monkey, although she has always looked like a little monkey for so many years, but she is Lin Yi's true friend for so many years, Lin Yi doesn't have many friends, little monkey, or, reluctantly add the one who likes to be at night occasionally Speaking of my own Mina.Recently, Mina said that the number of times she said that she is less, maybe it should not be counted as her friends, just like those passers-by who I know occasionally.

Before Lin Yi decided to leave, he met the little monkey again.Lin Yi remembered that her name was Sumale.A confused little fool.He had long left a unique mark on her body, originally for her safety, but now he might guide him to secretly take a look at her.

She is fine, and is playing with a monkey that is smaller than her by pulling it on a very tall tree.Watching her naughty jumping between the branches, causing many real monkeys behind her to scream at her, she seems to be laughing. When Sumalee eats, she still has the habit of rubbing on her own clothes. Now that she is not by her side, the unlucky thing is her left arm.

Lin Yi watched her rubbing the fruit on her left arm, watching her eat the fruit slowly while looking into the distance, and always felt that she was not so happy.Maybe, she's a ghost after all, and can't make friends with real monkeys.Her family?Did you not find your family?

"Hey~~"

Lin Yi couldn't help shouting, he saw Sumalee looking at him for a moment, she just stared at him, and suddenly smashed the fruit in her claws at him, then jumped to a tree farther away, and disappeared.

Lin Yi just raised his hand and stopped in the air. He didn't expect it to end like this. He should at least say hello to himself, or come down and hold hands.Why are you beating people?Is it because I came late, or I still feel that I have disturbed her life, so I can pretend that I didn't see her playing so presumptuously.

Forget it, let's go.After thinking about it, she took out ten sticks of incense and hid them in the cracks in the roadside. Although she was stupid, Lin Yi believed that she would find it.

In fact, Lin Yi was a little unhappy. He worked hard for more than four hours in a broken car, bumped all the way here, and was thrown a fruit by Sumale. No wonder the master said that the emotions of ghosts are difficult to understand. Without the bondage of the human body, nature will not completely follow human nature.

Whether the so-called long-distance bus starts depends entirely on the mood of the boss. Lin Yi wants to rush back to the beach before dark. Now, looking at the group of idlers smoking and bragging next to the car, Lin Yi wonders if he is looking at the stars. Hurry up.

After waiting for a full hour, the car finally set off, because a sheep dealer group filled the empty seats on the car.Lin Yi heard the bleating creatures walking back and forth on the roof of the car, and he wondered if they would jump out of the car and run away when the car arrived at the stop.

The car swayed slowly out of the town, and arrived at the road with woods on the side of the road.Lin Yi still looked outside, why did Sumale behave like this?There shouldn't be any danger, and besides the mischievous way she was carrying the little monkey just now, she doesn't seem to be in a bad mood.Why did you run away when you saw yourself?
Vaguely, Lin Yi seemed to have heard the sound of the wind, the sound of weapons flying in the air, and the instinct of avoiding danger made Lin Yi bury his head on his knees.

"Boom~~wow~~"

As soon as Lin Yi lowered his head, the car body was hit by flying metal. It seemed that the force was not small. The smashed glass was right in front of Lin Yi, and the metal fell right in front of Lin Yi. It looked familiar , isn't this the screw that was taken off the submarine last time?
Lin Yi quickly raised his head and looked outside, could it be that Sumale came to see him off?Before he could look for Sumalee, a monkey jumped over from the tree with its limbs spread.

"Did this kid mess with monkeys?"

"You have to pay for the car glass. You must have provoked the monkey. Let me tell you, monkeys hold grudges the most."

"Do you have food in your pocket, give it some, and it will let you go."

A monkey was wrapped around Lin Yi's head, its limbs were nimbly grabbing Lin Yi's hair and shaking it back and forth. Lin Yi knew that it might not be enough to just give snacks, because Sumalee's delicate voice was scolding him.

"Do you know how long I have been chased by the Monkey King, and that beast wants me to give birth to a baby monkey for him?"

"Do you know that my family almost caught me and stewed me when they saw me?"

"Do you know that when I went to the temple to steal food, I was almost trapped to death by the great monk chanting a mantra."

As soon as Lin raised his hand, both hands were raised.Sumale recognized this action, and Lin Yi said that he had admitted his mistake. Although Lin Yi would never admit it himself, this action showed that he knew that he was wrong.

Carefully tidied up Lin Yi's hair, looked at Lin Yi's expression, simply sat on Lin Yi's lap, first stuffed the ten sticks of incense tied with branches into Lin Yi's cloth bag, and then probed to find a stick of incense. Holding the broken incense stick in his hand, he ate it like gnawing on sugar cane.

Lin Yi handed over the money for the compensation for the glass without the Che Boss' orders. The Che Boss looked at the monkey sitting on Lin Yi's lap curiously, pouted and left straight away. Pick the smart monkey to replace his team.This should be a little monkey that abandoned its feeding habits and was caught up by the monkey again.

"I'm going to leave here."

"Go home? I really want to eat fish."

"Don't lie, if you were willing to eat fish, you could have come out of the monkey's body long ago."

"Where are we going then?"

"Go build a new home. The master must be very happy to know."

"If you live happily, Master will be happy."

"Sumalee."

"Ok?"

"I didn't intend to disturb your life."

"I should have lived by your side. Otherwise, I would have died."

Lin Yi took a look at the little monkey, Sumalee was holding the incense and eating, and the delicate female voice in his heart turned into the current one scratching his ears and cheeks, Lin Yi couldn't help but wry smile.Why didn't the master find a cute body for Sumale?Is it to prevent myself from falling in love prematurely.

Wasn't my first love cheated by those nasty uncles?Those unscrupulous dead ghosts turned into TV stars to test themselves.

After fooling myself for half a month, he took off his clothes, and there was a big octopus alive and kicking under his belly.Hearing the loud laughter of those uncles, yes, and the expression of the master holding his mouth to hold back, Lin Yi was so ashamed that he could only sit on the rock alone and grieve.

At that time, the little monkey Sumale was sitting on her lap like this, and she told herself that it was fine, even if this matter leaked out, she would marry her when she found a suitable body.What did you say at the time?It seems that because Sumalee is a monkey, so what he said is very shameless.

"It must be in the best shape, with a plump upper body, a slender waist, a raised full moon, and long beautiful legs."

　Thank you Brother Liquor for your reward, happy new year.

　　
　
(End of this chapter)