cross talk noble son

Chapter 1 Measuring Live
2020 2 Month 9 Day.

Just passed the Lantern Festival.

The small theater of the Beijing Tianqiao Teahouse is already full.

Today is the day when the largest and most popular cross talk group in China, Shengtianshe, is out of the box.

But this so-called unboxing has been going on for many years. It is not only the pillars, but also the time when the domestic cross talk master Dong Shenggang and his partner Yu Tian performed for the first time to win the prize.

There are 7 teams in Shengtian below, and each team has its own team leader who can play its own role.

Moreover, there are more and more comedians in Shengtian Club, and there are more and more comedians in one day.

Even if it is not the head of the class, it is the most important thing.

Sure enough, Dong Zhulin, the young class leader of Shengtian Club, brought his partner out of the box and was the first to perform on stage.

Everyone is looking forward to it, although it is not as popular as the class leader Dong Shenggang and golden partner Yu Tian.But nowadays, the audience of cross talk is getting wider and younger, and many girls like to listen to it.In addition, the young class leader has the popularity and reputation bonus of his father's class leader, and his own development is also very good.So there are a lot of fans.

"Oh oh oh~"

When Dong Zhulin walked from the backstage to the stage with a boy wearing a blue coat.

It is customary to applaud and applaud.

It's not easy to talk about this unboxing, plus the opening of the show.

It is equivalent to mobilizing the enthusiasm of the audience at the beginning.Although Pai Dong Zhulin is the leader of the young class, he is still young.Got his team out of the box today and put him on the field first.Not to mention taking risks, at least Mr. Dong put a heavy burden on him.

Of course, Dong Zhulin is at least well-known in this industry, especially with a good father.

Let's not talk about these.The main reason is to let Dong Zhulin take the boy out of the box to perform for the first time today, but there are also other deep meanings.

Standing on the stage, one left and one right, holding and teasing.

"Hi everyone. I'm Dong Zhulin, a cross talk actor."

A word is very calm.And the audience continued to applaud.And there are gifts.Both were given to the two by young girls.Dong Zhulin turned around and asked him to help collect them together, because there were a lot of them.

This also reflects that everyone loves cross talk and also has a bit of rice circle culture.

The boy looked indifferent, tall and handsome.It is very eye-catching.

After putting away all the presents and standing at the table and saluting together, the boy waited there.

Sure enough, Dong Zhulin began: "Today, when the Beijing Shengtian Club unpacks, it is customary for my father and my master to be the finale. In the first show, our brother and I will perform for everyone."

(Audience applauds: bang bang bang bang~)

"Introduce my partner first." Dong Zhulin reached out to the boy.

"Introduce yourself." The boy said.

"Han Shao. The surname is Han, the young master..." Dong Zhulin spoke clearly.

("Crack!!" applauds below.)
Han Shao bowed to Dong Zhulin's introduction.

"Less, our Chinese means many." After the applause, Dong Zhulin continued.

"For example, the quantity is small, short, young, thin, not long enough..." He wrung his fingers seriously.

("Hahahahahahaha!!" The audience laughed.)
Dong Zhulin still looked very serious, but the following people already understood.

"Didn't you say the size is just right?" Han Shao beside him also laughed, but he paused indifferently and looked at Dong Zhulin.

(“Bad raving raving raving!!!” The audience booed loudly!! The girl below the close-up burst into laughter.)
Dong Zhulin hurriedly covered his mouth, but Han Shao avoided him with a smile.

"Freeze said!!"

Dong Zhulin pointed to the bottom: "Unpacking today, there are still many platform videos."

"I don't recognize people when I lift my pants." Han Shao nodded.

("Hahahahahaha!!" The audience laughed again, and the girl took a photo with her phone while laughing.)
"Okay, okay." Dong Zhulin hurriedly comforted him.

"Get off the stage and talk, step down and talk, okay?" Dong Zhulin leaned over and whispered.

(Audience: "Hahahaha!")
"Han Shao." Dong Zhulin turned to the audience again after regaining the conversation.

"Add a call to the twisted silk." Han Shao said.

"Shao from Shaoxing? Han Shao?" Dong Zhulin suddenly clapped his hands.

"It's me." Han Shao nodded.

"I'm very impressed." Dong Zhulin said.

"Then you are wrong." Han Shao said.

"Why is it so impressive?" Dong Zhulin laughed.

"Why?" Han Shao asked.

"You don't know, we were young. We are both from Tianjing." Dong Zhulin said.

"That's right." Han Shao said.

"His parents fought a lot because of Shaozi," Dong Zhulin said.

"How to fight?" Han Shao asked.

"His father said it. Our family is from Tianjing. Why did you choose Shaoxing for the child? Who is his real father? He is from Shaoxing, right? (Tianjing dialect)" Dong Zhulin said.

("Hahahahaha!!" The audience laughed.)
"Shao, the meaning of inheriting the original meaning. It is also the introduction of Shao. When we know each other, we should talk about it." Han Shao also smiled.

"Then I'm lonely... It's not that I'm ignorant." Dong Zhulin suddenly realized.

(“Hahaha.” Audience laughs.)
"You should kill you." Young Master Han said.

"I told you not to drop out of school, you didn't listen." Then he muttered.

("Hahahaha!!" "Whoa!!" followed by applause from the audience.)
Dong Zhulin also smiled.After the applause ended, Dong Zhulin said, "Then let me introduce you."

"Stop making trouble." Young Master Han.

"Everyone is familiar with him." Dong Zhulin nodded.

"Old partner." Han Shao.

"And it's not an outsider. I learned cross talk with me when I was young, but later they took the perylene test." Dong Zhulin said.

"Yes." Han Shao.

"Clap clap clap clap!!"

The following applauded, and Han Shao bowed and saluted.

"Perylene Shadow. That is the best art school in our country. How many well-known actors, directors, screenwriters, etc. have been trained to work in the entertainment industry." Dong Zhulin pointed his thumb at the audience.

"Yes." Han Shao.

"Then he couldn't get along and came back licking his face..." Dong Zhulin said.

("Hahahaha!!" The audience laughed.)
"The competition is fierce." Han Shao also smiled.

"You're making an excuse. I haven't been to school yet. How can I do well?" Dong Zhulin said.

"Anyone of you who hasn't gone to school has become popular in filming, and I can only come and talk about cross talk for those who have graduated from film and television." Han Shao turned to Dong Zhulin.

("Whoa!!" The audience cheered, also applauding Dong Zhulin.)
Because Dong Zhulin did make a blockbuster drama that became popular, even though it was a male supporting role.

"you are welcome!"

Dong Zhulin bowed to the people below, and looked at Han Shao: "You are forced to come and talk about cross talk?"

"You go my way, and I'll poach your corner." Han Shao said.

"Revenge, right? Hurt each other." Dong Zhulin laughed.

"My dad doesn't praise me, otherwise I would have been popular too." Han Shao nodded.

("Hahahaha!!" There was a burst of laughter below.)
But in fact, there are people watching in the background, not just other cross talk actors.There is also Dong Zhulin's father, Dong Shenggang, who is also the most popular and highest-ranking cross talk artist today.There is also his golden partner Yu Tian who is also popular with him.

The two of them, including the apprentice behind them, also watched with a smile.

Of course, the others are surrounded by two people.

Dong Zhulin has experience and solid skills, and can he lose his mouth if he is still funny?

"If you recognize me as a father, I will praise you." Looking at Han Shao.

(“Hahahaha.” The audience laughed again.)
"Mr. Dong, does what he said count?!" Han Shao stepped past Dong Zhulin and faced the backstage.

("Hahaha!")
The audience laughed, but they couldn't see Dong Shenggang in the background laughing too, while Yu Tian seemed to be laughing more freely, and even whispered something to Dong Shenggang.

"Let's talk."

Dong Zhulin hurriedly grabbed Han Cong to comfort him: "Let's talk about this after stepping down."

"Why do you step down and talk about so many things? Are you going to collapse the house?" Han Shao looked at him.

"What house did I collapse? I'm not a bricklayer either." Dong Zhulin waved his hand.

("Hahahaha." "Ooooh~")
Han Shao didn't say any more.

"It was all a joke just now." Dong Zhulin continued what he said just now, with a serious tone.

"Yes." Han Shao nodded.

"As you can see, he is tall, handsome, and versatile. He has a very good voice, so he will be able to pass the exam." Dong Zhulin looked at him.

"You won the prize."

Han Shao waved his hand: "I can't rank there."

"Yes?"

Dong Zhulin asked, then nodded, "Anyway, there are many handsome men and women in the entertainment industry."

Speaking of this, he suddenly sucked his saliva.

"What are you going for? Want to meet an actress?" Han Shao looked at him.

("Wooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooow". Many of them are girls.)
"No no~"

Dong Zhulin laughed, and Han Shao continued: "You can ask Mr. Du Dong about this, he filmed movies early..."

("Hahahahaha!!" "Aaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa!" was screamed from below.)
"What are you asking?" Dong Zhulin hastily stopped him.

"real."

Han Shao said: "You didn't know it was late. You can't imagine your father's happiness."

("Oh oh oh oh oh oh oh oh~" "Bad babble babble~" screamed and booed again, which lasted for a long time.)
"Nothing!"

Dong Zhulin pulled him and looked at the backstage: "Don't talk nonsense, he will come up in a while."

"That's because he has a guilty conscience." Han Shao also smiled.

"Okay, okay!!"

Dong Zhulin hurriedly pressed it.

However, the brothers in the backstage laughed and talked to each other, while Du Dong Shenggang and Yu Tian who stood in front of them both smiled kindly.

Continue on stage.

"After the introduction, he has to explain."

Dong Zhulin faced the audience: "My original partner was temporarily separated due to some personal reasons. After a while, I will partner with my youngest friend, Han Shao."

"That's right." Han Shao said.

"Don't underestimate him."

Dong Zhulin stretched out his hand to the audience: "Although he is young, he is the same age as me. But he has been with me for a long time. Besides, my father and master, including me, think highly of him."

"What evaluation?" Han Shao asked.

"Say he's our Shengtian Club's future middle-class underpants... No, the mainstay!" Dong Zhulin said solemnly.

("Hahahaha!!" The audience burst into laughter again.)
Han Shao also looked at him with a smile, not in a hurry to strike up a conversation.

"Wrong word, slip of the tongue." Dong Zhulin apologized.

"I am from the future? Then you are from the present?" Han Shao nodded.

("Hahahahaha!!" "Woooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo!!!!" The audience laughed.)
"No. There's no such thing as underwear." Dong Zhulin waved his hand.

"Then the underpants before were..." Han Shao ignored him and looked at Dong Shenggang backstage.

("Hahahaha!!" The audience burst into laughter. Backstage brothers, including the two teachers, also laughed.)
"Okay, okay!!"

Dong Zhulin held him down: "It's enough to eat."

"Can I have enough to eat?" Han Shao asked.

("Ha ha.")
"Wrong." Dong Zhulin said.

"What is it? You can't tell the difference between Dizhu's underwear?" Han Shao asked.

"The mainstay of the future." Dong Zhulin faced the audience.

"It's too good to be true." Han Shao said politely.

"real."

Dong Zhulin signaled to the audience: "A good partner on stage, a good base off the stage...a good friend."

("Hahahaha!!" The audience laughed.)
"Didn't you step down and say it? Is this a slip of the tongue?" Han Shao also laughed and looked at Dong Zhulin.

"Wrong again..." Dong Zhulin patted his mouth.

"So your family always urges you to get married?" Han Shao asked.

(“Haha.” Audience laughs.)
"It's not urging marriage. It's because I'm old enough to urge me to find a girlfriend." Dong Zhulin waved his hand.

"The focus is on women." Han Shao said.

("Hahahahaha!!" "Bad raving raving~" booed from below.)
"We are standard straight men, not that kind of orientation." Dong Zhulin patted his chest.

"Anyway, let's talk about it first, and I'm not. I came to your house to talk about cross talk for a meal. I didn't hear that you have to sell this to the partner of the young class leader." Han Shao nodded.

("Hahahahaha!!" "Woooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo!!!" The audience laughed, and the backstage also laughed.)
Backstage.

Yu Tian said to Dong Shenggang, "This kid is bad."

Dong Shenggang smiled and didn't say much.

On the stage.

"Besides, look at the two of us, we also have a priority..." Han Shao continued.

"It's fine, it's fine." Dong Zhulin interrupted hastily.

(“Hahaha.” Audience laughs.)
"I found out why you have changed so much in the past few years?" Dong Zhulin tugged at him.

"Since you have changed a lot?"

Han Shao muttered: "Don't be in a hurry every day, it's both variety shows and TV dramas."

("Oh oh oh oh oh oh~" "Ahhhhhhhh~" The audience clapped their hands and cheered. It can be seen that Dong Zhulin has indeed become famous because of film and television dramas.)
Dong Zhulin waved his hand: "Yes."

Han Shao also laughed and said no more.

"Okay, let's stop making trouble. Tell everyone a good cross talk." Waiting for the laughter to end, Dong Zhulin put away his smile.

"Yes." Han Shao.

"Today is unpacking." Dong Zhulin said.

"Yes." Han Shao.

"It also catches up with our two brothers who are the first to play." Dong Zhulin.

"That's right." Han Shao said.

However, just as the cross talk started, Dong Shenggang smiled and turned around and went inside.

The disciples all separated, and those who were closer to the master asked, "Master, are you not listening?"

Dong Shenggang waved his hand and walked towards the back lounge. Yu Tian glanced at the stage and followed him back.

No one dared to ask the master if he didn't answer, because the master on the stage tried his best to tease, but the audience was very serious.

But Uncle Yu Tianyu is different, he is kind and tolerant, everyone likes him.

Can also speak.

"Uncle Yu, don't you and Master watch it?"

Yu Tianxiao: "I've watched it during the rehearsal. It's just to see if the first performance out of the box will cause stage fright, whether the demeanor is stable, and whether it can hold up. I have seen it now, and it is very good."

Finished talking and left.

Afterwards, the apprentices continued to watch.

But there are discussions.

"I feel good too."

"It's just a measure of work, just take a long look."

"It's okay to smash it."

"Temperature is fine."

"Isn't it a bit robbing?"

"Aren't you a layman?"

"Dare you say it?"

"That means you understand."

"I think it's okay."

"look"

"Look carefully."

"Haha~"

There are no good people who talk about cross talk, one by one they are teased.

However, I was afraid of affecting the stage, so after watching for a while, they all dispersed.

After all, they are surrounded by Master, Master and Uncle Yu don't look at it, so they can do whatever they should.

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ps: The new book has been released, and I look forward to your support. O(∩_∩)O
This book does not set a particularly complicated background story, it is the process of ordinary older artists trying to climb up the circle.Everything is fine except for being a little late.

Just talk about a cross talk and drive a car, and write about variety shows pink and funny.Including female artists are newcomers, not very famous but very young and fresh.It's no longer the character that everyone vomited before.

It’s enough to have fun, not burn your brain or dig a hole.

Please forgive me if there is something I can't write, and be more tolerant.Look at the part of variety shows and cross talk, just skip the parts that are not in place. O(∩_∩)O
In fact, I have thought about "Uncle's Huayu", among other things, the setting is not an artist, the age is about four, the starting point is low, it is not in the entertainment industry, and it does not write variety shows, and the beginning is sad.I've done almost everything that people don't like.He deserved it if he pounced, it doesn't make sense to be angry.After all, life is not easy for anyone.It shouldn't be shown that everyone doesn't like to see.

So this is not the case, back to the original heart.Write simple, uncomplicated content that everyone looks happy.The most important thing is to be happy, and no one comes to the book to find uncomfortable.Even if you scold me, you are still angry, not necessarily venting.And in this book, I just write cross talk and variety shows, and I find interesting and beautiful ones to write in, that's all.Give everyone joy, although it is impossible to do everything so well, but I will try my best. O(∩_∩)O
In fact, this book has found the feeling of writing a variety show. It's not the variety show in Lianzhanxinmeng or Mangchuan. To be honest, I don't want to read those myself.But in this book, I can find the kind of sweetness and heartbeat when rubbing against God.Of course, having said that.It's not easy to find another top class, and you don't like to watch Li Ruobai anymore.

The only pity is that the pink female character is not as popular as Li Ruobai, that's all.In addition, I feel that I have regained that state.First, it was very picky, and then there are two variety shows that I think are very good, and I have something to write about.

Of course, it is said so, but I also know that you may not believe it.It is not so easy to restore the reputation of the previous few books.The old book friends no longer read my books, and the new book friends can't find me, or they don't adapt to this style of writing.So what to do, take your time.Twist it a little bit. O(∩_∩)O
The title of the book is cross talk, but this book will not only talk about cross talk.Just like today's young cross talk actors, you can talk about cross talk, participate in variety shows, then film, or even sing.

And the setting of the hero itself is not just a cross talk actor, and the goal of future development is not entirely.More of an artist.

As for the cross talk jokes, because of the sense of reality.So it will be very long, try to finish it in one chapter.Just watch the interesting ones, I will omit the uninteresting cutscenes, maybe you can skip them.

This book will not write about the learning process of all kinds of talking, learning, singing, and Taiping lyrics or operas.Because the professional things of these singing things are not well reflected in the book, and I don't quite understand them.

It's better to find some cross talk jokes and adapt them as the protagonist.

The inspiration for this book is that I watched two variety shows in the first half of 21, and thought they were quite interesting, with beauties in them, and interesting points that could be inserted.You can write about it.

As for cross talk, in fact, I often listen to cross talk.It has been about ten years now.Of course, I also believe that everyone must have heard of cross talk, especially that one.After all, they are all out of the circle and they are very popular and have formed a fan culture.

At that time, I hadn’t written a book. Apart from using my mobile phone every day, which wasn’t a smart phone at the time, I read novels on my mobile phone or maybe just a one-inch MP3 with a screen every day, and I went through the most difficult stage of listening to cross talk.

The eyes were nearsighted at that time.That is, even now when I occasionally do something while listening to jokes, such as putting eye drops.

In fact, I have long wanted to write a novel of cross talk, and the cross talk actors in the past are not like they can participate in variety shows, film and television dramas now.So I have been shelving it without knowing what to do.In recent years, cross talk actors have begun to frequently participate in variety shows and also film TV series.

It's no different from ordinary artists, so I thought maybe I could do it.Because I occasionally heard some baggage in it, I felt that I also had other ideas.Maybe it's good or maybe it's not, but it's just fun.Funny chant. O(∩_∩)O
Then.That is, everyone knows that certain characters have prototypes in reality.But it’s good for everyone to substitute the prototype, but once the car is overturned, don’t really think that the character is overturned.

In the past one or two years, there have been too many overturned cars and collapsed houses. I have changed my name, but I am sure everyone can find out who it is. I hope that the characters will not be implicated.I can't help it either.You can't blame me either.

Let's stick to the characters in the book and not involve reality, okay? o(╥﹏╥)o
The reason why many names are changed by one word is because they are not famous, and if they are not famous and then the name is changed to be very different, then everyone will not know each other. As for the famous ones, they must be completely changed, and they are not the focus.

This book has been released for two weeks now, and there are only 600 collections.Newcomers may not have such poor grades, but I did it.Am I proud? O(∩_∩)O
Well, I thought about it.It's embarrassing for newcomers to collect 600.But for me, no shame.If you scold after reading it, it means that your writing is not good. If you don’t even read it, it only means that my previous books have disappointed everyone.So everyone stopped reading it, and maybe even walked around when they saw my book.

The fat man never said soft words, because I often mentioned it in the book before.What is the value of persistence?Do you want to stick to the wool when the wind is smooth?Persistence only makes sense in times of adversity.

I remember there was a movie called "呖咕呖呖 New Year's Fortune", played by Andy Lau.I have been playing mahjong for whatever card I want, and I am very lucky.But suddenly one day I was cursed by my girlfriend, and then I didn't get what card I wanted, so I was very unlucky.Lost and ruined.

But Hua Tsai did not give up on himself in the end, he believed that as long as he played well, these good cards would come back one day.In the end, and indeed, his luck returned.

Now I am too. I can't say how good this book is, but it's definitely not that bad.It's so bad that there are only 600 collections.It is very embarrassing for an author who once had a book of Baimeng, and it is time to abandon the account.But I won't, I face all this calmly.In the past, people who wanted to save face like me should be ashamed and commit suicide.Maybe it's thick-skinned now? O(∩_∩)O
I asked for it all, and I owe it to everyone.

I won't leave until it's over.

I'll get my word of mouth back little by little.I also began to slowly recall my original intention.The Great Destiny at that time was the first book in my life, and it was also my darkest moment.I still insist on finishing it no matter how difficult it is, and I think I will do this book.

Persistence is valuable.Over the years, there have been too many authors who have fallen from the top line of shooting stars, and many of them are more talented than me, and their books are much better than mine.But in the end they didn't persevere, they couldn't bear even a little bit of setbacks and blows, so they stopped writing and stopped updating.

Am I not just because of persistence?There is no other skill but because of persistence to usher in that day.

Life has its ups and downs, which is normal.

This book is no longer benchmarked, maybe not much better, we are not so confident.You said that we may not have the elements of many popular entertainment texts here. After all, I am also old and can't keep up with the times.But definitely not that bad.I now consider myself a newcomer author.It's better than the last one, and the first one is better than the last one. I believe everyone will come back.

I can do nothing but write books.I will fight you to the end. O(∩_∩)O
Just sauce. O(∩_∩)O
ps: So you see... wlh collapsed again.Hey.

(End of this chapter)