cross talk noble son

Chapter 17 Paragraph
"Stop making trouble." Dong Zhulin said.

"Yes." Han Shao answered.

"Let me tell you a good story." Dong Zhulin said.

"Yes." Han Shao said.

"Actually, my brother is very rough." Dong Zhulin said.

"Hey?"

Han Shao had no choice but to stop: "Stop making trouble, tell everyone a good paragraph, and then just talk about me?"

"Then who are you talking about?" Dong Zhulin asked.

"Tell me about yourself." Han Shao gestured.

"Talking about myself, I'm also very rough." Dong Zhulin nodded.

"What's wrong?" Han Shao asked.

"You all know that I have been talking about cross talk for so many years. But I have been out of school for longer." Dong Zhulin said.

"Everyone in the whole country knows about it. One is illiterate." Han Shao smiled.

"You are illiterate! You are illiterate!" Dong Zhulin complained.

("Hehe!" The audience laughed.)
Han Shao also smiled.

"I'm already rough, don't laugh at me anymore." Dong Zhulin said.

"What's wrong?" Han Shao asked.

"I didn't study well when I was young," Dong Zhulin said.

"Yes?" Han Shao was curious.

"To encourage me to study, my dad told me about my son. All the subjects add up to 1000 points. If you can get 1000 points in the test, I will buy you a bicycle worth 800 yuan. If you can get 800 points in the test, I will buy it for you." An [-]." Dong Zhulin said.

"Ah, to inspire you?" Han Shao was stunned.

"Then I finished the exam, and I came back happily to find my father!" Dong Zhulin was happy.

"I got a high score in the exam?" Han Shao also laughed for him.

"I asked my dad! Is there a bicycle for two yuan and five dollars?" Dong Zhulin looked excited.

("Hahahaha!!" "Bad raving raving raving raving~" the audience all laughed.)
"You got a total of 1000 out of 2.5?"

Han Shao looked at Dong Zhulin: "You can get 3 points for writing your name correctly, how did you pass the test?"

("Hahahaha!!" The audience laughed.)
"My father is also very pleased." Dong Zhulin signaled.

"Yes?" Han Shao was surprised.

"Tell me very gently...Get out!!!" Dong Zhulin imitated his father impatiently at the end.

(“Hahaha.” Audience laughs.)
"If you want me to stay here, I'll beat you up before leaving." Han Shao said.

"But I'm not discouraged." Dong Zhulin signaled.

"Aren't you discouraged?" Han Shao asked.

"I still want a bicycle, but what should I do? What should I do?!" Dong Zhulin said.

"I've lost my mind." Han Shao said.

"Hey?! I suddenly saw a roller in the backyard of our house." Dong Zhulin clapped his hands.

"Nianzi?" Han Shao was surprised.

"I clamped the roller with the handle, isn't this also a car?!" Dong Zhulin said.

"Can you push it?" Han Shao was curious.

"Yes! Yes!"

Dong Zhulin said, "It's just a little slow."

"How slow?" Han Shao asked.

"I woke up at [-]:[-] in the morning, and it was already [-]:[-] in the afternoon when I pushed it to school." Dong Zhulin said.

("Hahahaha!!" The audience laughed.)
Han Shao also smiled and nodded: "You just got the car for playing truant?"

"That can't be helped! The teacher hasn't seen me the whole semester."

"Does the family still have to wait for you?" Han Shao asked.

Dong Zhulin said: "And I have to push it back after pushing it to school?"

"It won't be midnight before you go home?" Han Shao asked.

"That's right. It's midnight when I get back." Dong Zhulin said.

Han Shao smiled: "You can't see the teacher if you push it over, and you can't see your father if you push it back. You will become an orphan for a car."

("Hahahahaha!!" "Bad raving raving raving!!!" The audience laughed and then applauded.)
Dong Zhulin wanted to speak, but immediately laughed.Pushed hard: "You are an orphan."

Han Shao also smiled and stood back, complaining: "Aren't you delaying?"

"so."

Dong Zhulin was helpless: "After graduation, no school would want me."

"How dare you, you learned how to push a cart in school, who wants you if you don't have any knowledge?" Han Shao said.

"In the end, I had no choice but to drop out of school. I originally planned to talk about cross talk with my dad." Dong Zhulin said.

"Oh? Does it mean there is a twist?" Han Shao was surprised.

"Yes, I have."

Dong Zhulin said, "A school sent me an admission letter."

"Really? Which school?" Han Shao was curious.

"School of Physical Education." Dong Zhulin said.

"Sports Institute? Students studying physical education?" Han Shao asked.

"Say that my arm strength is amazing! I'm admitted by specialty." Dong Zhulin said.

"I am born with useful arms." Han Shao nodded.

(“Haha.” Audience laughs.)
Dong Zhulin was stunned for a moment, then looked at Han Shao: "Can you follow the words?"

Han Shao also laughed, and Dong Zhulin said, "I can't answer you like this."

Han Shao waved his hand: "Is it accepted?"

"Admitted. My dad will be happy when I go home and tell my dad." Dong Zhulin said.

"Your dad still knows you?" Han Shao asked.

("Hahahaha!!" "Whoa oh oh oh oh~" The audience laughed and clapped their hands.)
"Nonsense! Nonsense!" Dong Zhulin waved his hand.

"No, I thought you couldn't see it until you came back in the middle of the night." Han Shao smiled.

"My dad is also happy. Prepare something for me to go to school. Two dumbbells, four shot puts, all packed in my bag." Dong Zhulin simulated having a bag in his hand.

"What are you pretending to do?" Han Shao was puzzled.

"This time it's boarding. Come back once a week, so you don't have to push it every day." Dong Zhulin said.

"Are you afraid that your muscles will atrophy?" Han Shao smiled.

"He made me exercise all the time, how rare is it that someone recruits me for this specialty?" Dong Zhulin said.

"Okay, then you can go." Han Shao said.

"I went with my back on my back, and I want to live in a dormitory there. When I first arrived, someone was already lying on the lower bunk, looking at their mobile phone." Dong Zhulin said.

"Your classmate?" Han Shao asked.

"I asked him, I said classmate, where should I sleep?" Dong Zhulin asked.

"He slept on the lower bunk. Then you can only go to the upper bunk?" Han Shao said.

"He also pointed up, without looking at me." Dong Zhulin said.

"Then you can sleep on it." Han Shao signaled.

"I'll just sleep on it, and throw the bag up like this... whoosh, it's right in his face." Dong Zhulin said.

"Why did you hit someone's face?!" Han Shao was surprised.

"There is no planking," Dong Zhulin said.

("Hahahaha!" The audience laughed.)
"Hi."

Han Shao was helpless: "Are you watching?"

"I do not see it."

Dong Zhulin said, "I didn't see it."

"You did it on purpose." Han Shao shook his head.

"Well, this buddy's gums were crooked by me directly. But we can't bear it when we sleep at night. He grinds his teeth every day, and he wants to straighten his teeth." Dong Zhulin said.

"Can it be done right?" Han Shao said helplessly.

"Finally, I figured out a way to buy 20 catties of beef every day and put it in his mouth. This way, he lost his voice, and when he woke up the next morning, he still had 20 catties of meat stuffing." Dong Zhulin said.

"Heh~ There's still a catty of halazi." Han Shao said.

(“Hahahaha!” the audience laughs.)
"How do you say it's so disgusting?" Dong Zhulin turned around and complained.

"Anyway, I don't eat this stuffed meat." Han Shao said.

"We don't eat it either, just to keep him from grinding his teeth," Dong Zhulin said.

"Is that all right?" Han Shao asked.

"No. It worked for the first few days, and then it speeded up. In the past, 20 catties of beef could be ground overnight, but now it comes out in 10 minutes." Dong Zhulin said.

"Hoo!!" Han Shao was surprised.

"We nicknamed him Meat Grinder." Dong Zhulin said.

"And a nickname?" Han Shao laughed.

"This won't do, I won't be able to sleep again this night. I grind my teeth there every day." Dong Zhulin said.

"Buy more beef." Han Shao suggested.

"It's not enough to pick a fee. The beef is so expensive." Dong Zhulin said.

"That's true." Han Shao agreed.

"Finally, I decided to buy an MP3, so I won't be able to grind my teeth when I listen to music." Dong Zhulin said.

"Then buy one." Han Shao asked.

"But I don't have any money. MP3 players cost 200 yuan at that time." Dong Zhulin said.

"Yes, I've already bought meat." Han Shao said.

("Hahaha!")
Dong Zhulin was stunned, and looked at him with a suppressed smile: "Yes, yes, yes! I've already bought meat."

Han Shao pointed at him: "You are a bug. Beef costs at least 50 a catty, and if you buy 20 catties, it is exactly 1000, which is enough to buy a bicycle."

("Hahahahahaha!" "Bad raving raving raving raving~" The following booed vigorously.)
Dong Zhulin suppressed a smile, and waved his hands in embarrassment: "No, you won't have any money until you buy the meat first."

Han Shao said, "You don't have to be an orphan if you have the money to buy a bicycle."

"Roll off~"

Dong Zhulin pushed him away, and Han Shao walked back with a smile.

"You will disturb you!" Dong Zhulin scolded with a smile, and Han Shao also laughed.

"Then what? Where can I get money to buy MP3s?"

Han Shao's praise is another role, and he has to be properly reminded when the teaser can't catch up with the plot. This is something that must be done.He can remember it best, if he can't remember it, he will think about it.Including Dong Shenggang, who is so eloquent on stage, needs Teacher Yu Tian to control the field.

"Then I want to recruit. It's a pity that I don't have 200 yuan. What should I do?" Dong Zhulin said.

"What should I do?" Han Shao asked.

"Hey? I finally figured out a way. I'll write a letter to Monkey King." Dong Zhulin clapped his hands.

Han Shao looked at him, patted him on the shoulder and said earnestly: "Be patient, or else. It's no big deal, at least it's better than the current mental illness."

(“Hahahaha!” the audience laughs.)
"You're the one insane! You're the one insane."

Dong Zhulin said: "I wrote a letter to Monkey King, asking him to give me the money, very pious."

"Is this pious thing useful? Besides, if you don't need more points, it will cost two hundred? It's not enough for him to manifest." Han Shao was puzzled.

"I went. I wrote: Uncle Sun Wukong. Hello. I need 3 yuan to buy an MP200. I hope you can give it to me. I signed it to Dong Zhulin. After I finished writing, I went to see Master. Master must have a way, right?" Dong Zhulin spoke.

"Ah, I got it. Are you doing the whole job? To let Master see." Han Shao said.

(“Haha.” Audience laughs.)
"Don't say that either."

Dong Zhulin also laughed, and immediately said: "After sending it over, I said Master, you can send it for me. I don't have time for this boarding, so I will leave after I finish talking."

"Really? Master didn't read it?" Han Shao asked.

"I read it. Master read it. When I saw that the recipient was Monkey King, I was stunned." Dong Zhulin said.

"Master thought to himself: Fortunately, he has recruited an extra apprentice, this is already crazy." Han Shao said.

("Hahaha!")
"Go! Go!"

Dong Zhulin complained: "Master loves me."

Han Shao smiled: "Really?"

"Master was curious when he saw Sun Wukong accepting it. Then he opened his heart and took a look, and felt sad. With only two hundred yuan, how did you force the child?" Dong Zhulin asked.

"Yeah, isn't it just two hundred yuan?" Han Shao asked.

"Then Master checked on the Internet and found that the best MP3 at that time was less than 200, only 150. So Master took out 150 yuan and put it in the envelope. He called me back and gave it to me. He said that Monkey King replied." Dong Zhulin was happy .

"Master can also coax children." Han Shao nodded.

"I'll go back and have a look. It's 150 yuan. I'm so happy. I wrote a reply letter to Monkey King, so I should thank you." Dong Zhulin said.

"What did you write?" Han Shao asked.

"Master is also curious, thinking that it must be Dalin who knew that I gave the money, and then thanked me by the way. But when he opened his heart, he went crazy with anger." Dong Zhulin said.

"Why are you mad?" Han Shao asked.

"I just saw that I wrote: Uncle Sun Wukong, from now on, you can just give me the money directly. Let Yu Tian pass by, and he deducts 50 from me." Dong Zhulin said.

("Hahahaha!!" "Bad raving!" The audience laughed and applauded.)
"Ha ha."

Han Shao also laughed, and suddenly hit him on the head with a fan.

"What are you doing?! Why are you beating me?!" Dong Zhulin stared at Han Shao in a daze.

"I'm going to clean up Master's house today!" After speaking, Han Shao directly punched him with a straight face.

Dong Zhulin dodged with a smile, and there was also a burst of laughter below.

"No, no..." Dong Zhulin came back with a smile to comfort him.

"Conscience let the dog eat you?!" Han Shao put down his fan and pointed at him.

"It's not sensible." Dong Zhulin defended.

"You are the one who pushes the cart, let me tell you, you have lost your mind!" Han Shao complained.

"Yes, I pushed the cart." Dong Zhulin comforted him, then paused.

"What's wrong with the money? Did you buy an MP3?" Han Shao reminded.

"Yeah, it's okay this time. I'm not afraid of the noise when I listen to music at night, but I can't rest well." Dong Zhulin frowned.

"Here comes a new question." Han Shao nodded.

"We are a sports school, and we have to do sports during the day. Running, start more than 20 kilometers. I am not mentally healthy and my body can't bear it." Dong Zhulin complained.

"Yes." Han Shao frowned.

"Then I saw a lot of people going to the sick, and I thought this would be fine. Let me rest for at least one day, right?" Dong Zhulin said.

"Hot patients? Can it work?" Han Shao asked.

"Okay. There were already people when I passed by. A female classmate went in after seeing that no one was around, and then said to the doctor that my stomach hurts. Then the doctor said, then you don't have to run away. Go back and drink more heat water, it will be done!" Dong Zhulin said.

"You can't do this!" Han Shao hurriedly stopped him.

"Why not? I can do it too! I'll go over and say it too."

Dong Zhulin didn't stop him, and went to the doctor and said, "Doctor, my stomach hurts."

"What did the doctor say?" Han Shao asked.

"Get out!! You're full! Just run a few more laps and let the shit out." Dong Zhulin helplessly spread his hands.

"Yes! That should be it." Han Shao laughed.

"I was also pure at the time, I don't know the reason." Dong Zhulin said.

"Push the cart back and ask your dad, he must know." Han Shao said.

("Hahaha!")
"Get lost! Don't keep mentioning my dad!!" Dong Zhulin complained, and then laughed himself.

"And then?" Han Shao reminded at the right time.

"Then our class teacher found out and wanted to severely criticize the hospitalization. So we held a class meeting to talk about this matter." Dong Zhulin said.

"Class meeting, ideological education." Han Shao was stunned.

"The teacher came in and gave us instructions. Students, let's have a class meeting today, and focus on talking about the hospitalization. Don't talk over there, and don't look at your phone over there. Go out with skewers later!!" Dong The bamboo forest called.

("Hahaha!!")
"There are also skewers?" Han Shao was surprised.

"Yes." Dong Zhulin said.

"Didn't it be done by a meat grinder? Use the meat skewers stuffed in your mouth?" Han Shao asked.

("Hahahaha!!" "Whoa!" The audience laughed.)
Dong Zhulin paused, clapped his hands and smiled: "Yes, yes, yes~"

"What's wrong? Is this a temple fair?" Han Shao frowned.

"That's right. After finally getting all the people together, the teacher held a class meeting. The first thing I asked was who removed the school gate." Dong Zhulin said.

"Ah, is there something else? Didn't I talk about you first?" Han Shao said.

"It's me too."

Dong Zhulin said, "It's also about me, because no one can unload it except me."

("Ha ha ha ha!")
"It's true, the arm strength is amazing." Han Shao said.

"But it doesn't matter, the big meeting is held at the top, and the small meeting is held at the bottom. I ignore him, and I will talk about myself." Dong Zhulin said.

"Teacher is the most annoying." Han Shao frowned.

"Yeah, the teacher got angry when he saw that I was talking small things, and I was punished for the second crime! Say Dong Zhulin! What are you talking about when I have a meeting here?! Repeat what you said privately to me ten times Hurry up!" Dong Zhulin said.

"Is the teacher angry?" Han Shao shook his head.

"I have to apologize. I said teacher, I dare not, please forgive me." Dong Zhulin said.

"Where's the teacher?" Han Shao asked.

"The teacher didn't forgive me, just said: fifty times!!" Dong Zhulin signaled.

"It's over, the teacher is really angry." Han Shao signaled.

"There's no way, I can only add more sophistry. So I can only repeat the words." Dong Zhulin said.

"What did you say?" Han Shao was puzzled.

"The teacher's trousers were unzipped, the teacher's trousers were unzipped, and the teacher's..." Dong Zhulin bowed his head and muttered silently.

("Hahahaha!!" The audience laughed.)
Han Shao also couldn't laugh or cry: "What teacher is this?"

"Good boy, stop talking about good boy!" Dong Zhulin imitated the teacher and spoke in a gentle tone.

"The teacher hasn't closed the door yet?" Han Shao was surprised?
("Hahaha.")
Dong Zhulin forgot to imitate, and hurriedly turned around and closed the zipper.

"You are a little bit today, won't you come back after a long time? So many bugs?" Han Shao asked.

Dong Zhulin was also embarrassed: "The teacher forgot, the teacher forgot."

(“Hahahaha!” the audience laughs.)
"Just left with the lesson plan, and the class meeting couldn't be held. We all went back after school." Dong Zhulin said.

"You escaped unharmed." Han Shao said.

"I was leaving on a bicycle, and suddenly I saw a girl following me on a bicycle. She followed me wherever I rode." Dong Zhulin said.

"Really? What do you mean?" Han Shao was curious.

"I didn't think too much about it, let's just sit there and rest for a while. As a result, the girl followed, looking very coy." Dong Zhulin said.

("Oh oh oh~" the following booed.)
"Really? Want to confess to you?" Han Shao smiled.

"I'm also wondering. I said you have something to do? She told me shyly, Dong Zhulin...can I chase you?" Dong Zhulin asked.

"It's rare, I like your amazing arm strength?" Han Shao said.

("Hahaha.")
Dong Zhulin waved his hand: "You want to chase me?! Are you kidding me?! Can you catch me?!"

Dong Zhulin imitated riding a bicycle: "I pedal hard, and I usually get home in five minutes after half an hour's journey."

Han Shao grinned: "Are you crazy?! Is that what they mean?!"

("Hahahaha!!" The audience laughed.)
"What do I care about her? What do I care about her?!"

Dong Zhulin said, "I know what she means, but I don't like this."

"You don't like this? What kind do you like?" Han Shao asked.

"I just like the kind, no matter what method I use, I can't catch up with it, especially the kind that is cold and ignores me." Dong Zhulin said.

Han Shao frowned and lowered his head to calculate: "Don't chase those who chase you, and chase those who ignore you."

Looking at Dong Zhulin: "Are you running away from something? Filter out all the women?!"

("Hahahahaha!!" "Woooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo!"
Dong Zhulin pushed him away: "You go away!! Who filters out women?!"

"Then what do you mean?!" Han Shao was puzzled.

"There is a class flower in our class who is like this, and the name is very literary. Let me think about it when I hear it." Dong Zhulin said.

"What's it called?" Han Shao asked.

"Zhuge Steel!!" Dong Zhulin insisted on words.

"Hey!" Han Shao smacked his lips.

("Hahaha!!")
Han Shao nodded: "I said you have a problem with your orientation!"

("Hahahaha!!" The audience laughed.)
"You have problems! You have problems." Dong Zhulin complained.

"Such a hard name, is it a woman?" Han Shao was puzzled.

"Extremely beautiful! And the school belle, all our boys have written love letters to him, but in the end they only replied to me." Dong Zhulin was proud.

"That's not considered aloof." Han Shao was puzzled.

Dong Zhulin was stunned.

("Ha ha ha ha!")
"No, look at what she replied to me." Dong Zhulin said.

"What did you answer? Agree?!" Han Shao also laughed.

"Anyone can do it except you." Dong Zhulin said helplessly.

Han Shao nodded: "It's what you want, keep hiding."

"Get lost!!" Dong Zhulin scolded with a smile.

("Hahahahaha!!" "Bad raving raving raving raving!" The audience knew that Han Shao was implying that Dong Zhulin had a problem with his orientation and didn't like girls.)
Han Shao also laughed, then frowned: "Do you really not like it?"

"I went to ask too."

Dong Zhulin said, "Why? Why?! Why can anyone but me do it?"

"Yes, you have to ask clearly." Han Shao was puzzled.

"She was really embarrassed, and told me directly that she had a boyfriend. So she must reject me." Dong Zhulin said.

"That's normal. Even if you have a boyfriend, you can't respond." Han Shao nodded.

"But I'm not happy! Who?! Who?! In the whole school, I don't see anyone better than me! Is it just our strength?" Dong Zhulin was not happy.

("Hahaha!")
Han Shao nodded: "Maybe people like good feet."

("Hahaha!")
"What do I care about him? I have to ask."

Dong Zhulin said: "They also directly said that it is the meat grinder of your class."

"Him?!" Han Shao was surprised.

"That's him!" Dong Zhulin said.

"Girls like stuffing." Han Shao nodded.

("Hahahahaha!!" The audience laughed.)
"I'm not happy. I'll look for a meat grinder when I go back. I said you and my classmate are in the same dormitory, and you're taking love!! You're sorry for me!!" Dong Zhulin said.

"He also determines the relationship first, you can't blame him." Han Shao persuaded.

"That won't work! I have to take revenge!" Dong Zhulin said.

"Are you still taking revenge?!" Han Shao laughed.

"The next day he went to the bathroom, and I followed. While he was urinating, I pulled his pants down." Dong Zhulin said.

"Why are you so wicked?!" Han Shao frowned.

"This time I got revenge, and I feel relieved." Dong Zhulin patted his chest.

"Are you hurting or not?!" Han Shao said.

"But he is a little dishonest." Dong Zhulin was not happy.

"Why aren't they righteous?" Han Shao asked.

"He's going to sue the teacher! Can't afford it?" Dong Zhulin asked.

"Who played with you two? Besides, is there such a thing?" Han Shao asked.

"The teacher told me after he found out! Talk about Dong Zhulin, you are immoral, why did you take off your pants when he peed?! Don't do this in the future!" Dong Zhulin said.

"Yes." Han Shao also echoed.

"We are good students, we must listen to what the teacher says." Dong Zhulin said sincerely, patted his heart.

"Really?" Han Shao asked.

"Turn around and the next day, I saw him go to the toilet again." Dong Zhulin said.

"What about this time?" Han Shao asked.

"I didn't pick it up for him this time, we have to listen to the teacher." Dong Zhulin said.

"That's right." Han Shao said.

"I'll kick it up...and lift it up for him." Dong Zhulin said.

"You?!" Han Shao signaled.

The two bowed and saluted together, and there was continuous applause and cheers from below.

Even if this section of cross talk is over.

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