cross talk noble son

Chapter 6 A successful conclusion
"Thank you everyone."

Dong Shenggang thanked the audience.

After the applause and gift giving were over, the four of them stood in front of the microphone on the stage.

"Today is Brother Yu Tian's great joy." Dong Shenggang said.

"That's right." Yu Tian nodded.

"Congratulations to you." Dong Shenggang cupped his hands.

"You are welcome, congratulations." Yu Tian responded with a smile.

(“Crack clap clap clap.” The audience applauded.)
"Actually, this child is really not an outsider." Dong Shenggang introduced.

"I've known you for a long time." Yu Tian answered.

Dong Shenggang said: "Including Han Shao referring to Dalin's mother as Da Niang, and the joke just now saying that Han Shao has a sister is true."

("Crack!!" The audience applauded.)
Han Shao nodded: "And it is indeed three years older than me."

Dong Zhulin echoed: "We did have a relationship with me."

("Hahahahaha!!" "Bad raving!!")
Han Shao raised his leg to kick him, but Dong Zhulin smiled and avoided him.Dong Shenggang and Yu Tian also laughed.

"All right."

Yu Tian stopped Han Shao: "Son, the master will teach you the first thing to do when you get started. If you enter the business of flattery, you must be prepared to dedicate your family."

("Hahahahaha!!" The audience laughed.)
Han Shao shook his head: "No, Master, I'm too young and energetic to bear this grievance."

Dong Zhulin pointed at him: "Why do you want to be in the showbiz and suffer?"

Han Shao looked at him: "There is no such thing as offering sacrifices to relatives and friends in the show business circle. Your circle is even more chaotic?"

"Huh?! Huh?!"

Dong Shenggang stopped him: "Don't talk nonsense."

("Hahahahaha!!" The audience laughed.)
After arguing for a while, Dong Shenggang returned to the topic and put his arms around Dong Zhulin: "At that time, I was too busy to take care of Dalin's affairs. When he finished his career, he would grow up too. I always feel regret and guilt in my heart."

("Crack!!" The audience applauded.)
Dong Zhulin saluted: "It's nothing, Dad."

Yu Tian also comforted: "Children are good children, don't worry about this."

Han Shao saluted seriously: "You don't mind."

Dong Shenggang waved his hand: "You must be the material, kid."

("Papa papa papa." The audience applauded.)
After the applause ended, Dong Shenggang said: "Han Shao came here when he was a child, and I felt different at the first sight."

"What's different?" Yu Tian asked.

"Look at the child's demeanor, typhoon. And that rhythm."

Dong Shenggang looked at Han Shao: "I feel that my education will be very high in the future."

("Hahahahaha." The audience laughed.)
"Can you still feel this degree?" Yu Tian asked.

Han Shao stood aside and said calmly: "It depends on who you compare with."

Several people were stunned.

("Hahahahahahaha!!!" "Woooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo!!!!")
The audience booed and yelled instantly.

Yu Tian and Dong Shenggang also laughed.

Dong Zhulin pointed at Han Shao: "Who are you mocking? Do you still want to do it?!"

Han Shao smiled with his hands behind his back and didn't say much.

"Huh? Shenggang."

Yu Tian patted Dong Shenggang on the shoulder, and pointed to Han Shao with his thumb: "My apprentice."

"Hahahahaha!"

Dong Shenggang laughed.Yu Tian also looked at Han Shao proudly.

"Or I like this kid too."

After the laughter, Dong Shenggang stood down from the stands: "If it wasn't for Senior Brother Yu Tian, ​​I would have taken him as my apprentice."

"You have quite a few apprentices." Yu Tian waved his hand.

"real."

Dong Shenggang said: "I have grown up over the years, and I am by my side. I came to Shengtian Club when I was 13 or 4 years old. From the lines, the typhoon, and especially the calm demeanor on stage, everything made me see Yu Tian back then. Brother, I can understand when he said there is a predestined relationship."

"That is." Yu Tian said.

"Catch up with our cross talk business and speak."

Dong Shenggang said: "This is a damaged thing, the patriarch will enjoy the food."

"Is this called appreciating food?" Yu Tian laughed.

Han Shao muttered: "What does the Patriarch do?"

Everyone was stunned.

("Hahahahahahaha!!!" "Bad baa baa!!!")
The audience burst into laughter, especially when the camera showed the past, many people clapped their hands and clapped back and forth.

Dong Shenggang pointed at Han Shao.

Yu Tian also looked at Han Shao: "I'll tell you that you're a little tired."

Dong Zhulin looked at him: "Patriarch, you dare to talk about it?"

Han Shao smiled: "I'm just curious, why is the patriarch enjoying the meal?"

(“Hahahaha!” the audience laughs.)
"See what I'm saying?"

Dong Shenggang looked at the audience: "It's just like Brother Yu Tian in this way."

"I'm just listless, right?" Yu Tian asked.

At this moment, Han Shao hardly said a few words during the whole performance, but every sentence was on point.And this is a short encore segment. I haven't rehearsed and I don't know what the two teachers are going to say in advance.So it's all improvisation on the spot.

"Hello kid."

Dong Shenggang told the two of them: "Do it well."

"That's right." Yu Tian agreed.

"Didn't you hear what Dalin said before?" Dong Shenggang asked.

"Say what?" Yu Tian asked.

"Master, you and Dalin can look for the teacher's wife openly and aboveboard!" Dong Shenggang turned to Han Shao.

"Fuck you!" Yu Tian waved his hand.

("Hahahaha!!" The audience laughed.)
"Han Shao, don't you know how beautiful my wife is!" Dong Zhulin smiled at Han Shao.

"You're coming too, right?" Yu Tian pointed at Dong Zhulin.

"Huh? I haven't seen your wife for a long time." Dong Shenggang suddenly looked at Dong Zhulin.

"Really? Daddy, shall we go together?" Dong Zhulin was happy.

"Do you know how white your mistress is?" Dong Shenggang looked wretched.

"Then I really don't know." Dong Zhulin looked taught.

"Master."

Han Shao looked at Yu Tian curiously: "These two are a master and a young leader?"

("Hahahahaha!!!" "Bad raving raving raving!!!")
Everyone burst into laughter in an instant, while Dong Zhulin and Dong Shenggang turned their heads and pointed at Han Shao in embarrassment.

Yu Tian nodded and looked at Han Shao: "Have you seen the virtues of this Shengtian Society?"

"What kind of virtue?"

Dong Shenggang waved his hand with an unhappy face: "What happened to Grandmaster? What happened to Grandmaster?"

Looking at the audience: "Grandmaster is also human, right? There are joys, sorrows, sorrows, fears, emotions, and desires. We are all human."

Yu Tianen said, "You don't look like me."

Both Han Shao and Dong Zhulin laughed.

Dong Shenggang was impatient: "The child is here, don't make trouble."

"Who is making trouble with you?!"

Yu Tian waved his hands: "Who is making trouble with you two?!"

Pointing at Dong Shenggang: "Do you still know that the child is here? Today I am taking apprentices and you two are thinking about my wife."

Dong Zhulin explained: "It's not Master. My dad and I didn't go together!"

"It's not okay to go separately!!!" Yu Tian yelled.

("Hahahahaha!!" "Bad raving raving raving!!!" The audience burst into laughter.)
"No, Master, I can't take it anymore!" Han Shao suddenly rolled up his sleeves.

"What's the matter, kid?" Dong Shenggang asked Yu Tiangang when he turned his head.

"Join us!" Dong Zhulin raised his eyebrows and waved.

"Go aside!" Han Shao clapped his hands away.

"What's wrong?" Yu Tian asked.

"Master, can you bear this?!" Han Shao asked Yu Tian.

"Hi! Earn this money." Yu Tian lowered his head and sighed.

("Hahahaha!" The audience laughed.)
"No, I can't take it."

Han Shao looked at Dong Shenggang and Dong Zhulin: "Let me tell you, before my master confiscated me, it was fine, but today my master confiscated me, and I have to pull out his sore."

"What kind of sores are you pulling out?" Dong Zhulin asked.

"Yes, does your wife have sores?" Dong Shenggang asked Dong Zhulin.

"Go!!" Yu Tian waved his hand.

("Ha ha ha ha.")
Han Shao frowned: "I always make jokes about my wife. Teacher Dong has been talking about it for almost half of his life, and he beat his wife on stage."

Pointing at Dong Zhulin: "You are also acting evil! You are Master's apprentice, and you follow Teacher Dong to make fun of Master Mistress like this?!"

"Kiss my wife."

"Your mistress knows how to hurt people." The two explained.

Yu Tian suddenly wiped away his tears with a handkerchief, and put his arms around Han Shao: "Apprentice, you are really here. Otherwise, no one will say anything about Master's grievances."

(“Hahahaha.” The audience laughed.)
"Master, don't be sad."

Han Shao comforted Yu Tian.

Yu Tian sighed and patted him on the shoulder: "But apprentice, master knows that you are doing my best. But master still has to persuade you. We men have to continue working here."

("Hahahaha!!" "Bad raving!!")
Han Shao frowned: "Master, I'm not talking about you. In order to talk about a cross talk, can my daughter-in-law give it away?"

("Whoa~" booed from the audience.)
Yu Tian wanted to stop him: "Son, you are young and have little experience..."

"child."

Dong Shenggang turned to Han Shao: "Otherwise you quit."

("Hahahahaha!!" "Bad raving!!!" The audience laughed.)
Han Shao was surprised: "I quit right after I came?"

"What's the matter kid."

Dong Shenggang looked at Han Shao: "It's nothing, take your time."

Han Shao said to the audience, "Everyone doesn't know. My master decided to take me in as an apprentice after Perylene opened the box for the stage."

"That's right." Yu Tian said.

"I've been busy with Tianjing's unpacking stage for the past few days, and my master also gave me advice. He also called me home, and it was the first time I saw my wife."

Han Shao looked at the audience in the audience: "Miss is really nice, she is beautiful and gentle and virtuous, she is as good as the hall and the bed... No."

"What the hell?!" Yu Tian stopped him.

("Hahaha!!" The audience laughed.)
Dong Zhulin and Dong Shenggang also laughed: "You see what I said?"

Dong Shenggang nodded: "It seems that I have really been there."

"no!"

Han Shao explained: "Go to the kitchen!"

Yu Tianen gave him a look and said, "You want to show your original shape too, right?"

"No."

Han Shao said: "The words are sticky in the kitchen, and it is easy to mispronounce them if you read them quickly."

("Hahaha!!")
Continuing to face the audience: "Master was very happy when she heard that I was accepted by Master. But then she complained to me..."

"What are you complaining about?" Yu Tian asked.

Han Shao pointed at Dong Shenggang: "The first complaint is that Teacher Dong always beat her up."

"It can't be helped, cross talk." Dong Shenggang apologized.

"Then complain about Dalin." Han Shao pointed at Dong Zhulin.

"Me?" Dong Zhulin pointed at himself.

"Complaining that he is clearly the master's apprentice but teasing the master's wife with his father."

Han Shao turned to Yu Tian: "Still complaining about Master."

"Complain about me too?!" Yu Tian pointed at himself in surprise.

"Yes."

Han Shao said, "I'm just blaming you for watching Mr. Dong bullying Mrs. Shi and not caring."

After a pause, Han Shao turned to Dong Shenggang: "Then my wife threw herself into my arms and cried for half an hour. Can I bear it at such a young age?"

"go!!!"

Yu Tian pushed Han Shao away hard.

("Hahahahahahahaha!!!" "Bad baa baa!!!" "Ooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo!!!!")
The audience applauded vigorously.

Han Shao was pushed away, and walked back slowly with a smile.

Then he gave Dong Zhulin a high five after Yu Tian.Teacher Yu raised his hand and slapped him away.

Dong Shenggang laughed loudly and said to Yu Tian, ​​"I told you, it's too late for you to regret it."

Yu Tian wiped his face and laughed, pointing at Han Shao: "How about high five? Can you learn something?"

Han Shao said, "Corporate culture."

Yu Tian stared: "Take my daughter-in-law as a corporate culture?"

("Hahahaha!!" The audience laughed.)
After the laughter.

"okay."

Dong Shenggang said: "It's not too early and there are many people, let's talk and laugh, let's praise the child."

"That's right." Yu Tian answered.

"The young master is very talented. I heard Dalin say that." Dong Shenggang said.

"Many talents." Yu Tian said.

"In addition to learning cross talk before, I also learned a lot in art school after that." Dong Shenggang boasted.

"Playing, playing and singing are all good." Yu Tian also praised.

"No." Han Shao was modest.

"Sing one?"

Dong Shenggang said: "I heard Dalin said that Young Master Han sings well."

"It's really good." Dong Zhulin gave a thumbs up.

("Papa, papa, papa!!" The audience clapped their hands and applauded.)
"Cross talk actors talk and learn to sing."

Dong Shenggang looked at Han Shao: "Perform one and sing one for everyone."

("Papa papa papa." The audience applauded.)
Han Shao was not stage-frightened: "Listening to Teacher Dong is also an opportunity and a stage for Master and Teacher Dong to show us. Then Dalin and I have rehearsed in private, and I will sing one for everyone today."

("Okay!!!" "Woooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooomoflofaaof~"
"You two together?" Yu Tian was curious?
"What are you rehearsing together?" Dong Shenggang asked.

As a result, Dong Zhulin and Han Shao walked towards the backstage together.It didn't take long to bring up a guzheng.

"Oh? Can you still do this?" Dong Shenggang was curious.

"Which one of you plays?" Yu Tian asked.

"Of course he plays when I sing." Han Shao said.

"Son, can you play this?" Dong Shenggang looked at Dong Zhulin.

"It's also a temporary practice in preparation for today's performance." Dong Zhulin faced the audience.

"It's amazing." Dong Shenggang said.

"The two children are attentive." Yu Tian signaled.

Dong Shenggang looked at the audience: "Then everyone will take care of you."

Ask the two people: "What are you performing?"

Pointing at the two of them: "You guys have taken everything up, so you can't do it if you don't have a chance."

Yu Tian waved his hands and nodded: "Otherwise, it wouldn't be enough to move things."

("Ha ha ha ha!!")
Han Shao saw that Dong Zhulin was doing well, and adjusted the microphone to the audience: "I don't sing popular songs, after all, it's cross talk. We sing ancient styles, and I created a song called "Su Mu Zhe" for everyone to try. "

("Okay!!" "Papa clap!!" The audience clapped their hands, and the girls in the audience took pictures with their mobile phones.)
"Are you ready?" Dong Shenggang asked.

"Come on." Yu Tian gestured to the two of them.

Everyone pays attention to Dong Zhulin, following him to play, it looks good.

("Wooooohoooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo of of does " the audience applauds, girls also scream.)
"Dengdengdengdengdengdeng~"

The crisp sound flowed out, and there was a sense of rhythm.The seriousness of Dong Zhulin's performance must be incomparable to a professional one, but at least there is nothing wrong with this part.Besides, it is mainly listening to singing.

"Thin sweat and light clothes embellish this splash-ink painting landscape"

"Lazy and slender hands are called Luoyang Zhigui"

"Poor falling flowers and knocking on jade pillows, while the sleeveless man is still asleep"

("Okay!!!" "Crack clap clap clap!!")
The first paragraph was applauded. Although it was not a jackpot, it was almost the same.

The main reason is that Han Shao's singing style does not deliberately pursue ancient styles and opera voices. He sings in a popular and popular way, but his voice is particularly nice.Articulation is also clear.

This kind of fast, archaic and awkward words are generally difficult to sing.

But Han Shao is more than capable here, after all, he has not reached the part of the chorus, Gao Chao.

The current Shengtian girls or young audiences don't pursue professionalism, they are handsome, talented and laughable, and everyone is worthy of pursuit.It can be said that Han Shao is indeed blessed by God.These eyes are all occupied.In particular, there is no ugly person who can be admitted to a top art school.

"The cool breeze and slight cold make all the fans and frowns frown"

"Facing the mirror to dress up and listen to the voices of the crowd"

"Passionateness is self-indulgence"

"I'm a bit haggard if my dream is broken"

The girls taking pictures with their mobile phones off the stage are also taking pictures, and they are already the main audience of young comedians.And listening to cross talk is also a new trend now.

"Jinse regrets for no reason and wins tears"

"Straight-minded gentleman's heart is not beautiful, day and night flow eastward"

"Half Jiang Xin and half Jiang Sorrow"

("Good!!" "Wow!!" The girls were all amazed. And the rest of the audience applauded.)
"Toasting in a trance and exchanging cups to persuade a few juniors to stay"

"When you meet a beauty, get drunk, thousands of troops retreat"

"Drinking Qu Liver and Intestines"

("Ok!!" "Ahhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh!" The girl screamed again and again.)
Han Shao didn't use falsetto, but used his real voice in this section. It can be seen that the voice is high and not loose, and it works freely.

The interlude at the moment is Dong Zhulin's zither interlude, specially practiced.

("Woooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo my oh oh my!" ("The girl clapped her hands even more.)
Dong Shenggang and Yu Tian also watched with a smile, and lightly patted the table with their fans to echo the beat.

The second paragraph begins.

"The cool breeze and slight cold make all the fans and frowns frown"

"Facing the mirror to dress up and listen to the voices of the crowd"

"Passionateness is self-indulgence"

"I'm a bit haggard if my dream is broken"

The audience was looking forward to it, and Han Shao held his breath.

"Autumn colors and waves of cold smoke and emerald green"

"The mountains reflect the setting sun, the sky is next to the water"

(“Ahhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh!” the audience applauded.
Because this time, instead of using the real voice, it imitated the female voice with a transliterated opera singing.

Talking, learning and singing is considered learning.Because it is imitation.

The true tone of the first chorus is to show the voice condition, and the second opera singing is to show the skills.

"The ruthless grass is beyond the setting sun"

"Good dreams every night keep people sleeping"

"Stay tall and lean alone"

"Whoever gets drunk will be sad"

"Turn into lovesickness~~~tears~~"

Dong Shenggang clapped his hands and shouted loudly: "OK!!!"

As a result, Han Shao was taken aback, Yu Tian waved his hand at Dong Shenggang helplessly, and Dong Shenggang looked at the two of them: "It's not over yet?!"

(“Hahaha.” Audience laughs.)
Han Shao simply smiled and stopped singing, and directly gave Dong Zhulin a chance to perform in the final solo.Until the end, I used the guzheng to finish this paragraph.

"Aaaaaaaaaaaaaa!!!"

"Oh oh oh oh!!!"

"Dalin!!! Ahhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh!!!"

"Master!!"

"Han Shao!!!"

Everyone below screamed, and the girls clapped their hands vigorously and took pictures.The audience applauded too.

Han Shao and Dong Zhulin saluted the audience.

"Clap clap clap clap!!"

The applause continued.

"Okay!" Dong Shenggang said.

"It's really good." Yu Tian also praised it.

The applause slowed down, and Dong Shenggang turned to Yu Tian: "The two children put their heart into the performance, and everyone applauded. It seems that the preparation was not in vain."

Dong Zhulin thanked, Han Shao just nodded.

Yu Tian saw Han Shao in his arms: "This child, Mr. Dong praised you, why don't you just nod your head? You have to be polite."

"Praise me?" Han Shao was stunned.

"Then who should I praise?" Dong Shenggang was curious.

"Anyone can sing, but not everyone can play Guzheng," Han Shao said.

"What do you mean people praise their son?" Yu Tian was stunned.

"Yes, we have to be sensible." Han Shao nodded.

("Hahahahaha!!" "Bad babble babble!!" "Whoa!!" The audience laughed.)
Dong Shenggang smiled and raised his hand to Han Shaobi, and Yu Tian also looked at Dong Shenggang proudly: "The child is sensible."

"Fuck you." Dong Shenggang said.

Several people saluted together, and this encore was a perfect end.

But did not go backstage.

Instead, the backstage comedians came up.

"bring it on."

Dong Shenggang faced the audience: "The unboxing performance today is over, let all the Shengtian Club backstage actors meet with everyone."

Han Shao and Dong Zhulin also stood over, leaving only Dong Shenggang and Yu Tian in front.

Dong Shenggang looked at the audience: "Shengtian Society has a "Big Truth", created and compiled by Mr. Zhang. After several revisions by me, it is now our Shengtian Society's repertoire. Sing a part for everyone, it is a thank you for cheering."

"it is good!!"

Applause from the audience.

Dong Shenggang sang this truth, and today's unboxing performance has come to an end.

"Thank you everyone!!"

After a section was sung, Dong Shenggang led all the actors to bow and salute, and everyone retreated backstage amidst applause.The audience also exited in an orderly manner.And obviously there are many young girls in the audience talking about today's performance while leaving the stage.

Especially when he said something funny, he looked like he was laughing.

The out-of-the-box performance of Shengtianshe Tianjing ended perfectly.

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