cross talk noble son

Chapter 88

"Boom boom boom~ boom boom~"

"Boom boom boom~ boom boom~"

"Dong dong dong dong dong dong dong dong dong dong dong~"

Colorful flags are fluttering, and gongs and drums proclaim the sky.

On January 1th, at 27:10 in the morning, the martial arts hall officially opened.

"Oh oh oh oh oh~"

At this moment, there are already crowds of people in front of the door, overlooking the distance, standing around the door of the martial arts hall, and they are all taking pictures with their mobile phones, bursting with enthusiasm.

Han Shao and Wang Jin are in charge of hosting the scene today. Wang Jin is still a little nervous, but Han Shao remains calm.There are so many people here today, it doesn't matter if you make a mistake.What we want is the atmosphere, more than anything else.

Having said that, Wang Jin also broadcast it and presided over today's opening ceremony with Han Shao.

"My friends~" Han Shao.

"Guests!" Wang Jin said.

"Hi everyone!" the two said in unison.

"Oh oh oh oh oh~"

The crowd around the court cheered.

"Today is the official opening day of our martial arts school!" Han Shao said.

"That's right. Our Wing Chun Martial Arts Academy is officially meeting you!" Wang Jin said.

"Not much to say! Let's clear up our master who sits in town first! The three of them are..."

When Han Shao introduced, the door slowly opened.

First is Master Yi Yang.

"Master Yi Yang! The president of the Perry Beijing Wing Chun Association!! The disciple of Master Ip Man who attends!!"

"Oh oh oh~"

Then came Zhu Guanqing and Chen Kuangzhong.

"There are also Master Zhu Guanqing and Master Chen Kuangzhong! They have excellent Wing Chun inheritance!!"

"Oh oh oh!!"

The audience clapped again.

The three masters all appeared together, clasped their fists and faced you, Brother Zhou.

Han Shao said: "Then I will invite the three masters to send representatives to show us their wonderful martial arts!"

"Please!!" Wang Jin's enthusiasm was also mobilized, no wonder Han Shao said that the atmosphere is very important.

"Oh oh oh~"

The audience cheered, Master Yi Yang came out, put on a posture, and with the cooperation of the BGM, he showed a wonderful Wing Chun technique. The BGM is real, and there is a sound playing behind it.

"Wow~"

Everyone exclaimed, it's really an expert who can't know it as soon as he makes a move.It is not the same as a few students practicing casually for a few days.

Liu Xining and Zhang Youlin also stood on the left and right sides playing drums, and it was very lively to watch.

After finishing the performance, Master Yi Yang almost tripped, and quickly smoothed the red carpet, causing bursts of laughter.

"Ok!"

"Next, there will be an assistant guest who invites us to join us today!"

"I invite Wang Zhi to come on stage!!"

In fact, Wang Zhi and Han Shao are also familiar with it, Qiu Ya.Moreover, she is also an early eliminated member of Sister Lang, and she also has a mutual support when she is called by Zhang Yuqi.

"Hello everyone!!"

The door opened again, and Wang Zhi walked to the stage in a white suit.Everyone cheered.

Then he played a set of punches, which also added color to this variety show.

After that came Zhang Lanxin, and Ling Yun from the Emei school. In fact, neither of them had a particularly high profile, but compared to Han Shao, they were all not small.At least a first and last name.

Han Shao and Wang Jin also introduced enthusiastically.Even if the cafe is not high, but the atmosphere is up, everyone is cheering even louder at this moment, and it is a lively scene.At least the purpose is achieved.

"Oh oh oh oh~"

The audience cheered and clapped their hands, and the children ran around.Whether a place is interesting or not a child's reaction is an extremely important sign.

"Ok!"

After the performance of the three guests, Han Shao and Wang Jin stood in the middle again.

"A good martial arts school opens! Can't do without lion dance!" Han Shao said.

"Our curator and another actor from Guangdong appeared on the scene today!" Wang Jin said.

Han Shao and Wang Jin cheered loudly: "Let our lions! Dance!!!"

"Ah ah ah ah ah!!!"

Everyone clapped their hands and watched, Liu Xining and Zhang Youlin played the drums harder.The gate opened, and two groups of lions ran out, dancing lively and vividly.

"Dong dong dong dong dong dong dong dong dong dong dong~"

"Dong dong dong dong dong dong dong dong dong dong dong~"

"Dong dong dong dong dong dong dong dong dong dong dong~"

The two lions are occasionally separated and occasionally confronted.Going around the whole field, the close-up children squatting on the ground jumped up and made trouble together.The adults were even more smiling, taking pictures with their mobile phones, and cheering along with them.

"Dong dong dong dong dong dong dong dong dong dong dong~"

"Dong dong dong dong dong dong dong dong dong dong dong~"

"Dong dong dong dong dong dong dong dong dong dong dong~"

The last two lions stood still, and suddenly spit out two couplets.

One is "prosperous wealth", and the other is "good business"!
"Oh oh oh oh oh~"

"it is good!!"

"good sign!!!"

Everyone including myself clapped their hands. Both Zhang Yuqi and Cai Shaoqing were extremely hot, but they were all smiling.

At this moment, the excitement has reached the extreme, and Zhang Yuqi put down the rhythm with a full face.Wearing a lion dance costume, standing in the center, holding a microphone and arranging clothes.Everyone's cheers also slowly fell back.

"Thank you everyone."

Zhang Yuqi said: "Our martial arts gym opened today. Everyone has seen that the three masters are very professional. What we want to create is a non-traditional, trendy, and fashionable martial arts gym. The purpose is to let everyone They all thought it was very trendy and novel, and they came in to learn boxing."

Looking around, Zhang Yuqi signaled.

"Actually, we have already started a trial operation. We are also making up some loopholes in the past two days. We have a good opening today. Although we dare not say that the service satisfies everyone, we will try our best to do our best. If you are not satisfied, please tell me We will try our best to correct it! We also hope..."

"Oh oh oh oh oh~"

Everyone applaud! !
"also wish……"

Zhang Yuqi said: "Our martial arts school can start again! Recruit more disciples!"

All the audience applaud!

"it is good!!!"

"well said!!"

And at this moment, everyone finally gathered together, and all the fireworks they bought exploded!
"Boom!!" "Boom!!" "Boom!!!"

Fireworks were floating all over the sky, and ribbons were scattered in the air. Everyone clapped their hands and thanked everyone.

Han Shao has already walked with Dong Zhulin: "It's about time for us!"

"at last!!"

Zhang Yuqi smiled and said, "We have invited our two actors to bring a cross talk for our grand opening!! Han Shao and Dong Zhulin!!"

Everyone was stunned.

It stands to reason that these are quite lively today, but they are just joining in the fun.Didn't expect there to be performances of this nature? !

And Han Shao and Dong Zhulin were already standing in front.

Everyone reacted, screaming and clapping their hands! !
"Ahhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh!!"

"Oh oh oh!!!"

"Ah ah ah ah ah!!!"

Because everyone knows Dong Zhulin, after all, the son of the leader of Deyun.And with the expansion of Shengtian Club in the past few years, Shanghi also has people who like to listen to cross talk, and there are quite a few.

Because most of them are foreigners! !
"Oh oh oh!!!!"

Everyone feels that they have earned it today! !This is a ticket.As a result, you can listen to it for free without a ticket, and Han Shao and Dong Zhulin are together? !

"Ooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooh~"

Han Shao and Dong Zhulin were already standing in front of the stage, and everyone stepped back and stood by the audience, waiting to see.But the cheers are still persistent.

Dong Zhulin waited with a smile, and Han Shao also smiled.

After a long time, it finally subsided.

-

Dong Zhulin said: "The audience is very enthusiastic."

"Yes~" Han Shao said, both of them were wearing coats, talking in the standard cross talk mode.

"Look, they're still wearing coats~"

"Yeah~ It seems like he's wearing it for the first time~"

"I can't usually see it."

Several girls smiled and pointed.But cross talk also began to perform.

"Hi everyone, I'm Dong Zhulin." Dong Zhulin said.

"I'm Han Shao." Han Shao and Dong Zhulin bowed and saluted.

("Woooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo!"
"Good luck for the opening of the martial arts school today!" Dong Zhulin's voice rose.

"Hey~" Han Shao nodded.

"Congratulations to everyone here first!" Dong Zhulin clasped his fists left and right, and Han Shao also bowed.

("Oh oh oh oh oh~" Everyone continued to clap their hands. And Zhang Yuqi, Cai Shaoqing, and the hard candy girl were all watching here. Several other actors and guests, including the masters, squatted among the spectators and laughed. Look.)
"Speaking of the opening of the martial arts school, there is a tradition here." Dong Zhulin said.

"What tradition?" Han Shao asked.

"When we were in the Republic of China in the early days, there were juggling, performing arts and cross talk in the martial arts hall at that time. We were all together." Dong Zhulin said in a serious tone.

"That's right." Han Shao agreed.

"At that time, if we were talking about opening a martial arts gym, there would definitely be lion dances and performing arts. We talked about cross talk, and we would come over to hold a personal show to have fun. Everyone is happy." Dong Zhulin said.

"Yes." Han Shao nodded.

"Why are our brothers here today?" Dong Zhulin asked.

"Why?" Han Shao asked.

"This is my brother's martial arts gym. I'm here to help." Dong Zhulin smiled.

"Thank you!" Han Shao clasped his fists to the surroundings, and everyone around them also laughed.

"I heard that my brother came to do this variety show and said he wanted to open a martial arts gym, but I didn't take it seriously." Dong Zhulin pointed.

"Small business." Han Shao said.

"But later I heard that I met a very beautiful girl here, wow my heart...I just want to come and see." Dong Zhulin compared his hands, as happy as a flower.

("Haha!" "Wow~" the audience all laughed and looked at the girls of Hard Candy. The girls of Hard Candy also smiled and watched.)
"Huh~"

Han Shao looked at Dong Zhulin: "What are you rushing for?"

("Hehe~" Everyone laughed.)
"Then I think I have to go see it."

Dong Zhulin set up a pergola and looked down: "The seven girls are all so beautiful. Are these all your girlfriends?"

("Whoa~" the audience booed and laughed. Several girls also gave him a look and a smile.)
"These seven?" Han Shao stopped him, and Dong Zhulin asked.

"no!"

Han Shao waved his hand, then smiled calmly: "Not all."

("Hahahaha!!!" "Whoa!!!" "Nailing~" The audience laughed and clapped their hands.)
(Zhang Yuqi took the lead in yelling and booing, Cai Shaoqing laughed and looked at Zhang Yuqi: "Is he good or bad?" Wang Zhi, Zhang Lanxin and Ling Yun also looked at with a smile.)
("Tch~" and "Yangbai~" Hard Candy's girls all had different expressions but all smiled.)
"Which ones are they?" Dong Zhulin was curious.

"This, this, and..."

Han Shao pointed at a few, then waved him away vigorously: "Fuck you!"

("Wow~" the surrounding audience burst out laughing.)
"Don't make trouble~ nothing~" Han Shao said.

"It's all a joke." Dong Zhulin said.

"Yes." Han Shao said.

"But it's really beautiful. Is it an idol from the draft?" Dong Zhulin asked.

"That's right. These 7 are selected out of how many people in the country!! Among the dragons and phoenixes!" Han Shao gave a thumbs up.

("Papa papa papa!!" The audience applauded. Hard Candy and the others saluted their surroundings.)
After the applause, Dong Zhulin spoke.

"The talent show is pretty big now." Dong Zhulin said.

"Yes." Han Shao answered.

"If you can get out of it and make a successful debut, you have to go through layers of screening." Dong Zhulin said.

"Yes."

Dong Zhulin paused for a moment, then said with an expression, "To tell you the truth, I actually participated in the draft."

"You also participated in the draft?!" Han Shao was surprised.

"Now you all know that I was talking about cross talk with my father." Dong Zhulin said.

"Yes." Han Shao was puzzled.

"But my father didn't develop well in the early days, so I had to find my own way out." Dong Zhulin nodded.

"That's true."

Han Shao said, "Ms. Dong didn't have the grades she has today."

"I dropped out of school again! My dad can't take care of himself! What should I do?!" Dong Zhulin spread his hands.

"Participated in the draft?" Han Shao asked.

"No! I want to be an actor." Dong Zhulin signaled.

"Are you going to be an actor?" Han Shao asked.

"I want to be an actor, but people don't want me because I have low education!" Dong Zhulin said helplessly.

("Hahaha!" "Yo Yo Yo ~" The audience laughed and watched.)
"It's hard to do anything with your degree." Han Shao said calmly.

"Yes……"

Dong Zhulin paused, then turned around and pushed him: "How are you talking?"

("Hahaha~")
"No, what did you do?!" Han Shao asked with a smile.

"I can't help it, I can't act, so I started shooting commercials." Dong Zhulin said.

"Advertising?" Han Shao was puzzled.

"A director called me over. He asked me if the kissing scene is okay?" Dong Zhulin rubbed his hands happily.

"Ah... You counted as copying." Han Shao nodded.

("Hahaha!!")
"Copied what? Where did you follow?"

Dong Zhulin was not happy: "We shoot commercials."

"Yes?" Han Shao smiled perfunctorily.

Dong Zhulin rolled his eyes at him: "Shooting commercials."

"Let's shoot." Han Shao smiled.

Facing the audience, Dong Zhulin said: "I said I can do it! I'm just waiting for this! Where is the actress in the opposite play?!"

"Where is it?" Han Shao asked.

"The other party brought a dog over." Dong Zhulin frowned.

("Hahaha!!" "Dog?")
"A kissing scene with a dog?" Han Shao asked.

"I looked at the dog and asked the director..."

Dong Zhulin thought to the audience: "We don't have an emotional scene, do we?"

"Heh~ I have crossed species." Han Shao said.

("Hahaha!!" "Ooooh~")
"What cross-species?" Dong Zhulin was dissatisfied.

"Heh~" Han Shao smiled.

"It didn't work out in the end." Dong Zhulin said.

"That will definitely not work." Han Shao signaled.

"What do I want to do? I have to think about it." Dong Zhulin asked.

"Yeah, at least change to another human?" Han Shao said.

("Hahaha!!" "Bad raving~" the audience all laughed.)
After a pause, Dong Zhulin spoke.

"Then my friend finally gave me an idea, saying that you should go to the draft."

"Draft?" Han Shao was puzzled.

"That's right! If you go to the draft, you don't need a degree. No matter how low you are, you need it." Dong Zhulin said.

("Hahahaha!!" Zhang Yuqi was also drafted, but she was Sister Lang. But before that, she had a high degree of education, but she could understand the stalk here. Looking at the hard candy girls with blushing smiles next to her, she laughed so hard no.)
(The girls all complained: "Are we highly educated?" "Our education is not low!")
The audience also watched with a smile.

"No, no, I didn't mention you!" Dong Zhulin said.

"Not this year." Han Shao said.

("Ahh~" "Then who are you talking about?" "Ohhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh!" Everyone laughed.)
After the laughter, Dong Zhulin continued.

"I thought about this job, so I signed up. But they bullied me." Dong Zhulin frowned.

"How did you bully you?" Han Shao asked.

"They don't take me seriously!" Dong Zhulin frowned.

"Really?" Han Shao asked.

"I'm not tall, and I'm not good looking. They all look down on me!" Dong Zhulin resented.

"Why do you look down on you?" Han Shao asked.

"Many friends have filmed commercials, but I am the only one who didn't!" Dong Zhulin complained.

("AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH)
("Woooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo!!!" all the hard candy girls laughed and clapped their hands and cheered, Chen Zhexuan lowered his head and smiled weakly: "I knew it~ I knew I must say this~")
("Hahahahaha!!" Everyone laughed. Cai Shaoqing didn't understand, Zhang Yuqi explained to her.)
"Heh~" Han Shao couldn't hold back his laughter.

Dong Zhulin pointed at him and smiled, and said to Chen Zhexuan, "He wrote the joke."

("Hahahaha!!" The girls all laughed, and Chen Zhexuan also looked at Han Shao with a suppressed smile.)
"No...hehe. What's next?" Han Shao resumed.

"I'm so angry!!" Dong Zhulin yelled.

"Having lost your temper?!" Han Shao asked.

"I'm upset!! I pointed at the sponsor's nose and questioned loudly!" Dong Zhulin stared.

"What's the question?" Han Shao asked.

"What do you mean? Why did they all shoot commercial commercials and I didn't shoot them?!"

Dong Zhulin pointed at himself and faced the front: "Is it because I am not standing tall enough?!"

("Hahahahaha!" "Ahhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh!"
(The hard candy girl couldn't help laughing, Chen Zhexuan took a deep breath and smiled with her head down.)
"Standing high enough?" Han Shao nodded.

"They're scared." Dong Zhulin said.

"Questioning worked?" Han Shao was delighted.

"Tell me politely..."

Dong Zhulin suddenly scolded: "Get off the stool first!!!"

("Hahaha!!" "Stand on a stool!!" "So talented!!" "Ahhh!!")
"Are you standing on the stool?!" Han Shao didn't know whether to laugh or cry.

"Ah... yes~ good..."

Dong Zhulin walked down in embarrassment, imitating and putting the stool away.Smile with others.

"Is this cowardly?" Han Shao shook his head.

"Tell you." Dong Zhulin imitated the sponsor.

"It's not that we don't praise you. Look at your good looks, your figure, and your size. There are no outstanding points. How can we praise you?" Dong Zhulin said.

"There is no gimmick." Han Shao was stunned.

"Yeah. You have to have a gimmick, so we can get more shots of you. Then you have traffic, and we will give you advertisements. Isn't that all about it?" Dong Zhulin said.

"What gimmick do you have?" Han Shao asked.

"I'm also anxious. I asked people, what kind of gimmick can be popular? Let the camera catch me?" Dong Zhulin said.

"What do you say?" Han Shao asked.

"There are many ways to talk about it. For example, you either have a combination before, and this popularity has a bonus." Dong Zhulin said.

("Hehe~" "Zhao Yue~" Everyone laughed, and Zhao Yuebai looked at him with a smile.)
"Either they came from abroad, foreign monks can chant scriptures." Dong Zhulin said.

("Hehe~" "Nene~")
"Or you said that you are a film and television drama company and have filmed before." Dong Zhulin said.

("Haha!" "Wang Jin?!" "Do you want to say it all again?")
"What about your choice?" Han Shao asked.

"I can't say anything, I'm not from abroad, I don't have any groups, I haven't acted, and I don't have a high degree of education. I can't do anything." Dong Zhulin indicated.

"And then?" Han Shao asked.

"I thought about it for a while, and gave me a trick. Then you should cry." Dong Zhulin said.

"Crying?" Han Shao was stunned.

"It's your harmless little white rabbit. If you cry, you will get sympathy and attention. Then you will have traffic." Dong Zhulin clapped his hands.

("You let go..." Zhang Yifan yelled and stood up. "Hahahaha!" "Ahhh!")
(Everyone burst into laughter.)
Han Shao tilted his head and laughed again, Zhang Yifan pointed at him and blushed so fondly: "You're talking nonsense!"

Dong Zhulin also pointed at him with a smile: "It's all written by him, it has nothing to do with me!"

(“Hahahaha!” Everyone laughed, and Zhang Yifan was dragged to sit down.)
"I thought this would be a good way." Dong Zhulin said.

"Yes." Han Shao nodded.

"I don't have a degree, nor do I have any special skills after returning from abroad, and I don't have any previous debut experience. If I just cry, I can gain attention!" Dong Zhulin said.

"Done." Han Shao said.

"I'll start now!" Dong Zhulin signaled!

"What's the matter?!" Han Shao asked.

"I'm brewing a good mood, and I can cry at any time!" Dong Zhulin gritted his teeth.

"Anytime?!" Han Shao was surprised.

"I was invited to eat, I...wow!!" Dong Zhulin cried while rubbing his eyes.

("Hahaha!!" Everyone laughed and looked at Zhang Yifan. Zhang Yifan was unable to lower his head and laugh.)
"I'm not good at dancing, so someone kindly helped me. I...wow!" Dong Zhulin cried.

"You're crying too?!" Han Shao was surprised.

"Who will rub against me at the end! Take a look at me! Even if you hit me in front of me! I'll cry out with a bang!!" Dong Zhulin stared.

("Hahahaha!!" Everyone laughed.)
"It's crazy." Han Shao complained.

"I care about that?!"

Dong Zhulin said, "I'll take care of that?!"

"En." Han Shao sneered.

"What happened in the end?" Dong Zhulin asked.

"What?" Han Shao asked.

"Everyone walks away from me, and turns around when they see me!" Dong Zhulin said.

"Okay~ Strangers don't enter." Han Shao shook his head.

"Tch~ Ignore me and drag it!"

Dong Zhulin said: "I ended up alone, eating and playing by myself! Guess what?!"

"What's the matter?" Han Shao asked.

"I didn't get eliminated in the first ranking, I didn't get eliminated in the second ranking, and I didn't get eliminated in the third ranking." Dong Zhulin said.

"Yes?!" Han Shao was surprised.

"Up to the finals, I thought it would be fine if we made our debut, and we didn't even mention the C position." Dong Zhulin said.

"Ah~ yes." Han Shao said.

"But the result is out, guess where I rank?" Dong Zhulin asked.

"What's the ranking?!" Han Shao asked.

"I actually made my debut at position C!!" Dong Zhulin clapped his hands.

"Congratulations." Han Shao nodded.

"I'm going to give a speech in position C, and I'm holding the trophy to give a speech!" Dong Zhulin said.

"How do you say it?" Han Shao asked.

"Thanks to my parents, thanks to my relatives and friends. Thanks to my sponsors, and the fans who have always supported me!!" Dong Zhulin said.

"We should be thankful." Han Shao said.

"at this time!"

Dong Zhulin signaled: "Suddenly I heard a few of them whispering timidly in my ears!"

"Oh? What did you say?" Han Shao asked.

"Some say I'm ugly." Dong Zhulin said.

"Yes?" Han Shao was surprised.

"Some people say that I don't sing well." Dong Zhulin said.

"Really?" Han Shao asked.

"Some people say that I am not good-looking! I am the ugliest C position!"

("Haha!" "Xilin..." "Am I ugly?!" Several people laughed.)
"I'm going to get fired up!" Dong Zhulin rolled up his sleeves.

"What's wrong with you?" Han Shao asked.

"I want to fight back against them!! I want to quell these doubts!! I want to confront them!" Dong Zhulin said.

"Must!" Han Shao also spoke faster.

"When I lost my temper, I kicked my legs!" Dong Zhulin said.

"How?" Han Shao gritted his teeth.

"Wow, I burst into tears." Dong Zhulin said.

"Fuck you!" Han Shao smiled.

The two bowed to the audience in unison, and the sky-shattering cheers sounded.

This crosstalk is over.

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