tearjerker director

Chapter 11 This style of painting is wrong

After so many years, domestic horror films have established a solid foundation in the hearts of the masses.Everyone likes to talk about it, and it has always insisted on the morality of the two words that if it is not bad, it is sorry for the domestic production, which is inexplicably touching.So every time everyone went to see it, they would express their deep love and hatred with amiable attitudes and sharp complaints.

But most people still don’t want to shake M. They spend Alipay’s wages and go to the cinema to enjoy the 90-minute process of being slapped in the face without eating the dessert shop’s discount.

Lu Xinguang used to be one of them. After watching too many domestic horror movies on the computer, he successfully learned to use a noble and glamorous attitude, and despise every unscrupulous and low-cost bad movie that cheats money.But the facts tell him that being noble and cold is not so easy to pretend.So every Valentine's Day, um, various Valentine's Days, including Singles' Day, he has a habit of sitting in the theater, watching domestic horror movies, and silently slapping himself in the face.Because what he watched was not a movie, but loneliness!
Recently, Lu Xinguang was chasing after a new girl from the company. That girl had a nice name, Chu Xixi.

Lu Xinguang made a great wish. This year, such as Qixi Festival, Singles' Day, Christmas, etc., he will never sit alone in the cinema watching domestic horror movies, silently slapping himself in the face!

He wants to bid farewell to being single, and go with his girlfriend to enjoy the excitement of popcorn movies and the lingering romance of romance movies.
As for watching horror movies?It is said that they can successfully get out of the order?

Lu Xinguang said, that's because you don't understand domestic horror films at all!

But Chu Xixi's past experience made Lu Xinguang express, don't worry, she won't watch horror movies.

Because, when Chu Xixi was chatting, she told him that when she was a student, she once went to the school theater with her friends to watch a classic horror movie in Hong Kong Island. The face entangled her entire youth, so she could no longer afford the courage to watch horror movies, closed herself, and indulged in the sea of ​​popcorn chips.

However, just after getting off work today, Chu Xixi suddenly found Lu Xinguang, and said in a trembling voice with inexplicable excitement: "Let's watch a horror movie together!"

To be honest, Lu Xinguang was a little scared.

"Didn't you say you'd never watch horror movies again?" Lu Xinguang asked in astonishment.

"Yeah, but many of my girlfriends like to watch horror movies. I avoid them every time. It's embarrassing. Unfortunately, I have tried watching Thai bloody movies, RB dark movies, Korean thrillers, and European and American violent thrillers. I didn’t dare to watch it! Until I watched a domestic horror movie with a group of girlfriends that day, I felt like I wasn’t that scared!” Chu Xixi explained.

What else can Lu Xinguang say?
Hehe, I don’t dare to watch other horror movies for fear of embarrassment, but if I watch domestic horror movies, it’s embarrassing if I get scared, okay?

Of course, Lu Xinguang is not a professional straight man after all, so for the sake of his own lifelong happiness, he resolutely agreed.

After all, this is him who Chu Xixi took the initiative to ask out!
Maybe you can get out of the order tonight, or even go a step further and hit the base directly!

The two went to the nearest commercial plaza to have dinner together, and went shopping with Chu Xixi, played video games, and dance machines!
Time gradually came to the time of domestic horror movies!

At ten thirty in the evening, the two came to the cinema!

This time period is the prime time for domestic horror films!
Lu Xinguang couldn't be more familiar with it.

Although the two of them made an appointment to watch a horror movie, there were actually several horror movies showing in this theater tonight.

Lu Xinguang didn't want to reveal the true face of his LSP in front of his sister, so when choosing movies, Lu Xinguang immediately passed those promotional posters, all kinds of wet body temptations, and various domestic horror movies of the Mariana Trench.

However, what Lu Xinguang was a little puzzled about was that all the special-meow ones were movie posters of this kind.

Finally, Lu Xinguang saw a relatively special poster.

This poster has no beauties, and its name is "The Gift of Room No. [-]" compared to other domestic horror films!
And look at the cast list again, good guy, they are all old actors.

This lineup is indeed very luxurious, it's just you!

Lu Xinguang chose "The Gift of Room No. [-]" not because of how special this movie is, but because the promotional poster of this movie does not have the Mariana Trench, nor any bikini girls, wet girls, etc. .

This can keep his LSP a secret!
"Let's watch "The Gift of Room No. [-]". This movie has a very luxurious lineup. The heroine is Chen Yinger, and the supporting roles are all old green leaves from Hong Kong Island. We should be able to watch it!" Lu Xinguang offered to recommend.

Chu Xixi is not picky about what movies to watch, as long as they are domestic horror movies!

Bought tickets and popcorn drinks.

The two entered the movie theater together.

Waiting for the movie to start!
Although it was [-]:[-] in the evening, and it would be early in the morning when the movie ended, there were not many people in the movie screening hall.

There are at least [-] or [-] people, of course, most of them are couples!
Lu Xinguang naturally had expectations in his heart.

Why do these people choose this time to watch the movie?

Hehe, I understand everything!
It's so late, it's definitely not easy to go back, it's so unsafe.

So, open a room or something nearby, don't get me wrong, it's all for safety reasons!
Not long after, the movie started!

At the beginning of the movie, the heroine Li Yisheng went to her adoptive father to get a case file.

Then the heroine walks out of the correctional facility.

Watch as the line beneath a floating balloon gets caught in barbed wire.

Lu Xinguang was very uncomfortable watching this scene.

I secretly cursed in my heart, what kind of deep horror movies are played by Temiao.

But the heroine is quite beautiful.

Not to mention, there are so many domestic horror film viewing experience, although there are many slots, but he still found some bright spots.

For example, in this kind of movie, the more beautiful the heroine is, the more frightened, frightened, and desperate he will feel inexplicably refreshed later on!
Of course, he definitely couldn't tell Chu Xixi about this kind of thought.

A close-up of the heroine in the snowflakes, the background is blurred, and the picture is very beautiful.

If it is placed in other movies, this is a bright spot, but for Lu Xinguang, this special meow is full of slots.

Horror movie, old iron, what are you doing with such a beautiful picture?

Immediately afterwards, the screen turned to a magic stick.

"Heaven is Lingling, Earth is Lingling" Although the magic stick feels exaggerated.

But Lu Xinguang felt that there was an inside taste, like a domestic horror film.

Master ghost catcher.

One of the routines of domestic horror films, ghost!It will be proven in the end that it definitely does not exist.

Therefore, the so-called ghost catcher naturally does not need to be particularly rigorous, after all, it will be proved in the end that this is a real magic stick!
However, the subsequent development of the plot was once again beyond the expectations of Lu Xinguang, a veteran driver of domestic horror films.

This magic stick, after several consecutive calculations, the results were all wrong.

It actually provoked many people in the theater to burst out laughing!
Including Chu Xixi!
While eating popcorn, Lu Xinguang complained in his heart, what kind of brain circuit does this special director have?Horror movies are funny first?Is there a mistake?
The atmosphere is gone and it's scary.

Bad review!

Immediately afterwards, a priest presided over the service in the church!
Lu Xinguang just nodded!
If the magic stick is unreliable, then the priest, well, it is completely acceptable for the priest to catch ghosts!
However, it turns out that Lu Xinguang has been swayed again!
The door of the church was pushed open, and the priest was stabbed by the sudden strong light. He opened his eyes and closed his eyes, and he looked no different than the magic stick, just as funny!

And the two people protruding from the door are actually the previous magic stick and his assistant!

God stick + priest?

What kind of magic combination is this?
This heroine actually knew each other many years ago?
Then, the priest asked suspiciously, "Why are you here?"

In the end, because he happened to be presiding over the worship service, all the believers below also said, "Why are you here?"

Chu Xixi, who had a relatively low laugh, was trembling with her smile!

Lu Xinguang was dumbfounded again.

What the hell is this meow?
A magic stick is as unreliable as a priest?

No, the question is, why is it still funny?

The priest obviously also knew Li Yisheng, not only the priest, but also the man playing the piano knew Li Yisheng too.

All the believers below were a bit puzzled, who exactly was Li Yisheng?

In fact, Lu Xinguang was also puzzled, what kind of tricks is this special meow going to play?
Why do domestic horror films, even the last point, the only remaining pattern routine have to be replaced?
(End of this chapter)