tearjerker director

Chapter 1317 The Dead and Dying People
The next episode really starts to get interesting.

The old man failed to make a plan, so the old policeman went to the bathhouse to take a bath, but he pretended to be a scrubber, and used the bath to threaten the old policeman to hand over the camera.

The old police officer was also speechless, who the hell is this?

His back was almost bald.

The old policeman is so depressed!

Zhou Xing said that he didn't understand the old man's forceful method, and the old man thought about it, so it's not surprising that there are so many polite people.

Zhou Xing bought a box of gifts and followed the old policeman all the way, but the old policeman and his colleagues were following the suspect.

Good guy, but Zhou Xing walked up to him carelessly with a gift in hand.

Shyly showing off the gift box: "Well, I'm sorry to come empty-handed, officer, can I borrow the camera?"

The old police officer is completely Spartan, where is this retarded man coming from?
They're stalking and arresting people, who the hell are you?

But he didn't dare to make a sound, fearing to startle the snake. As a result, Zhou Xing and the old man thought: "There is one more, hello! Excuse me! Let me go? I can't go."

At this time, the suspect heard the movement and became alert.

The old police officer gestured to tell him not to look, don't look, but Zhou Xing and the old man who made sand sculptures didn't know this.

So the suspect ran away.

The angry old policeman is about to explode.

"What's the situation?" Zhou Xing finally understood.

"You, do you know that you are obstructing official business?"

Then, then he got caught!

Although this plot is logically a bit bullshit, the funny effect is still good.

In fact, everyone doesn't mean to be so picky. After all, comedy movies, especially some nonsensical comedy movies, have some mistakes and omissions in logic, which is nothing more than normal.

No one will take it seriously!

In the detention room, the old man started to make old mistakes again.

Ke Jin wanted to blow the paper to the ground like in the hospital and let the girl pick it up, so that he could capture the beauty with his wretched eyes!
It's just a pity that the distance is a bit far, and he can't move too much.

In the eyes of others, it turned out that Zhou Xing was puffing out his mouth like a sand sculpture.

At this time, the old policeman's wife brought over lunch and invited the whole team to eat.

The perverted old man smiled wretchedly and said: "Marriage is not just about love, is it? Hey, I miss it too much. I originally planned to sell that camera, but in order to be with my girlfriend Behave well in front of you, don’t sell it, but get married with someone else.”

At this time, the old policeman's daughter-in-law asked suspiciously, "Who is it?"

"Is it true that you won't give me the camera?" The old man leaned on Zhou Xing's body, winking and winking.

"What was the girl's name?"

The old police officer suddenly remembered something, changed his previous attitude, quickly picked up the sushi bento made by his wife, ran over, and said courteously: "Come and eat some kimbap?"

"Other people's kimbap is not to my liking!" Zhou Xing waved his hands subconsciously.

"Said it was in the second drawer of the closet, please!"

Obviously, the old man did know the old policeman, and the old policeman changed his previous attitude in order not to let the backyard catch fire.

When the camera turned, it was inside the hospital.

"Pan Jun! Hey, Pan Jun, it's you!" The old man said to another old man who was wearing a hospital gown in the hospital.

The old man named Pan Jun suddenly had red eyes and turned his head excitedly, but what he saw was a strange young man like Zhou Xing.

He was suddenly stunned.

Even so, he came to the hospital cafeteria with Zhou Xing.

The old man in Zhou Xing's body used his body to drink heavily.

Pan Jun persuaded: "If you start drinking like this at such a young age, you will lose all your teeth when you get old!"

But Zhou Xing said, "Isn't it all right if you drink like that?"

Enraged by these words, old man Pan Jun immediately took a sip from his wine glass, but was discovered by the nurse.

"Who are you? How did you find me?" Pan Jun was a little puzzled.

Because the previous voice sounded very familiar, like an old friend of his, but there was a strange young man in front of him.

At this time, a crisp voice suddenly came: "Aren't you drinking a bar?"

Zhou Xing turned his head. The next moment, he was stunned. Love at first sight?Oh, no, it should be for sex, don't worry about it, anyway, this nurse is really beautiful!

As a result, the next moment, the old man possessed his body again, pursed his mouth, showed a wretched expression, and stared blankly at the other girl.

He also took the initiative to put down the cup, stood up, turned a deaf ear to Pan Jun's question, and walked directly towards the beautiful nurse.

Also iconic with his hands behind his back.

When he came to the beautiful nurse, he approached shamelessly and said, "I've been looking at you since just now. Are you looking at me? Or at that old patient?"

This stinking and shameless beating made the beautiful nurse look dumbfounded.

"what?"

As a result, the old man controlled Zhou Xing's body, and continued to approach the beautiful nurse shamelessly: "How about taking a look? Even if your eyes are lasers, I would be willing!" After speaking, the old man turned his back again. look like leave.

The beautiful nurse with an inexplicably confused face was left there completely clueless.

He also walked to the window, letting the wind blow his hair, pretending to be handsome, but he didn't know that at this moment, he would be as frustrated as he wanted.

However, she still looked narcissistic and shook her eyebrows at the beautiful nurse, making people laugh when they saw it.

"The weather is also good. How about going to a teahouse to have a cup of scented tea? It's good to have an egg yolk floating on it. I wonder if we can give this kind of honor?"

As a result, not only the beautiful nurse was dumbfounded, but everyone else was stunned, completely speechless by his thick skin and wicked eyes.

"Do you have to be so thick-skinned in front of women?" Zhou Xing complained in the bathroom.

"What's the matter? I also saw that you fell in love with her at first sight, so I did." The old man said that he was doing it for his own good.

"I didn't!" Zhou Xing said firmly.

"You are!" The old man looked like I had seen through you a long time ago.

"I'm not that kind of person!" Zhou Xing continued to speak stubbornly.

"No, you're that kind of bastard!"

It turned out that he came to the hospital to find an old friend in order to return the camera to him.

And that old friend is naturally the old man Pan Jun who loves to drink.

Zhou Xing woke up and saw the crying aunt lying face to face in front of him, staring at him blankly.

Soon, the auntie continued to cry, and the uncle continued to swallow.

This seems to have become his daily life.

The point is that the perverted old man actually read adult magazines, with a wretched look, which made Zhou Xing completely speechless.

This made him more eager to fulfill these A Piao's wishes, and then make them disappear quickly, so he asked the little kid: "What is your wish?"

The little boy's wish is very simple, that is to watch a movie.

Zhou Xing brought the gluttonous kid to the movie theater, and it just so happened that the beautiful nurse also took the sick child to watch the movie. The gluttonous kid fell in love with the lollipop in the sick kid's hand at a glance, and his saliva almost dripped down. up.

Zhou Xing also found the goddess of his dreams, and walked up to say hello.

In the end, the gluttonous kid stuck his nose and asked, "How much did you pay for that lollipop?"

Although I was very puzzled why this man was so weird, he actually held his booger in front of his face, but the beautiful nurse still answered the question.

In the theater, Zhou Xing and the kid were both amused by the movie and laughed.

On the other side, the beautiful nurse saw Zhou Xing laughing while watching the movie alone, but she was thoughtful.

Because the movie they watched was a cartoon for children.

In the cinema, except for Zhou Xing, who was watched by an adult himself, the rest were watched by adults with children, so he looked so abrupt.

After leaving the theater, the little boy asked to buy hand-made toys. In order to get rid of them as soon as possible, Zhou Xing had to agree to buy them for him.

The next moment he saw the beautiful nurse again.

Only this time, the gluttonous kid finally couldn't help but make a move.

He possessed Zhou Xing's body and went to the sick child to ask for candy.

People escaped and handed candy to him, but he still didn't think it was enough: "Is that all?"

But he was caught by the beautiful nurse, and the little boy immediately stuffed the candy into his pocket. Fortunately, the sick child was very sensible, and told the beautiful nurse, "Sister, I'm hungry! Let's go eat fried noodles, shall we?" good?"

But when he heard Zhajiang Noodles, the gluttonous kid's eyes lit up immediately.

Immediately followed.

As a result, he ate five large bowls of fried noodles.

Surprise the sick and children!

I ran over and asked him if he could have another bowl?

As a result, the gluttonous kid said triumphantly, "I can still eat three more bowls!"

But as a result of eating too much fried noodles, Zhou Xing almost vomited bile in the toilet.

Because Ah Piao didn't talk about appetite at all, but Zhou Xing did!

The beautiful nurse thought that Zhou Xing ate so much because of the children she brought.

So I apologized, and said that the child was suffering from cancer and couldn't eat much, so he especially liked people who could eat.

At this time, a small stall attracted the attention of cancer children and gluttons.

It turns out that this small stall sells the kind of blowing sugar fish that was very popular with children when they were young.

And this sugar blower didn't sell it directly, but by means of darts.

Seeing the little ghost standing there licking his lips and drooling, Zhou Xing felt bad.

But there is no way, the kid's wish must be fulfilled.

In desperation, he threw the dart casually, and ended up inadvertently playing tricks, and actually won the biggest prize, and got the biggest candy fish.

Even the stall owner was amazed. After 40 years of doing this business, it was the first time someone won such a big prize.

A half-human-sized sugar fish almost made Zhou Xing lose his eyes.

Zhou Xing originally wanted to give this to the cancer kid, but unfortunately, he couldn't make up his mind at all. The gluttonous kid hooked his fingers at him, so he had no choice but to take the sugar fish and leave.

The gluttonous kid questioned him: "Why did I give it to someone else when I got it?"

"Didn't they not draw one? Just give them one!"

It's a pity that the gluttonous kid refused to let him go.

In fact, the most important reason is that Zhou Xing really doesn't want to eat such a big fish made of sugar!

The audience immediately burst out laughing.

is not that right?The greedy kid wants to eat such a big sugar fish, but for Zhou Xing, that is simply a crime!
While he was talking, the beautiful nurse came over with the child Zheng Yuan, and said to him: "You should eat it, we don't need it!"

However, Zheng Yuan still admired him and said: "Uncle is so powerful, he can finish eating so much!"

As the nurse said before, he is suffering from cancer. In fact, he can't eat much at all, so he especially likes people who can eat.

Zhou Xing hugged Tangyu, but felt very uncomfortable.

He finally couldn't help complaining to the gluttonous kid: "As long as you have toys, it's fine to give this one? You're not a child!"

But the gluttonous kid retorted: "Can eating be the same as playing?"

"Do you know what the dead and the dying have in common?"

"what?"

"Shopping is unnecessary. Why do dead people want these?"

"Isn't it all right if you don't die?"

"Do you think life is easy?"

"Do you think it's okay to die?"

One person and one ghost, like you and me, suddenly passed by an audio-visual store, with a signboard showing comic books, CDs, and video tapes being cleared.

Zhou Xing stopped involuntarily.

At this time, the kid asked back: "Didn't you say that people who are dying don't need to shop?"

Zhou Xing said inexplicably, "I told you I like anime!"

Back at the hospital, the nurse comforted Xiao Zhengyuan, but Xiao Zhengyuan liked Zhou Xing very much, and asked her if she would see that uncle God of Cookery again?
At this time, a colleague of the beautiful nurse said that her father wanted to see her.

It's just obvious that the relationship between the father and daughter is not good. The colleague said something about your father when he slipped the tongue, and it quickly became the name. The patient named Zheng Heng is looking for her!

When she came to the ward, she found that he was convulsing, so she quickly called the doctor.

Although she cared about him in her heart, she didn't know why the relationship was not good.

Poor Zhou Xing is still continuing to fulfill A Piao's wish, this time it's the smoker uncle.

Uncle Smokey's wish is to find an old car in an abandoned garage.

But this smoker uncle is actually more afraid of the dark than Zhou Xing, which even makes Zhou Xing a little suspicious, who the hell is a human and who is a ghost?
Who has ever seen such a ghost who is afraid of the dark?

Then they haven't found the old car yet, but the first time the flashlight hits a car, the key is that there are "people" in the f*cking car?
That brother is obviously not in a good state: "You? Are you going to steal the car now?"

"How do you know I'm here to get the car?" Zhou Xing also asked a very mentally retarded question, you've already knocked on the door of the garage, what else are you here for if you're not here to steal a car?
However, that man seems to be a bit out of his mind.

"Why, do you want to race with my wife?" This question is very fashionable.

Then the cool headlights turned on, Zhou Xing looked confused, and compared his own flashlight with other people's car lights to see who was brighter.

It's just a pity that the car owner's mind is also not normal, and he is going to drag racing with No. 11 right now.

(End of this chapter)