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Chapter 276 You can laugh at him as a play

September 9th!Capital Times Studios!

The premiere of "The King of Comedy" was held here.

Some people say that the luxury of the lineup of guests attending the premiere can also verify the status of the director of the film.

The same is true.

"The King of Comedy" is actually not a big production. If the cost is not counted by the director Li Yi, this is a low-cost film.

But tonight, the guests present here have verified Li Yi's current identity and status.

And perhaps because of the special nature of the film "The King of Comedy", the people in the Hong Kong Island film circle can almost say that the top stars and directors who can come are here tonight.

Including Chen Weijie, including Cheng Hu and other top Hong Kong stars, also came to join in the show.

As for the mainland, although the luxury level of stars may be a little worse.

But on another level, it also surprised countless media.

Chen Wen, Tang Lu, and Zhao Zheng, who had some grievances with Li Yi before, all attended the premiere.

Not only that, Zhao Guangming, chairman of Huaying Group, also attended.

In contrast, the premiere of "Young Times 2: Crazy Times" was extremely shabby, although there were many crazy fans around, as well as fans of the traffic stars in the movie, screaming The sound came and went.

It seems that the popularity is overwhelming, but in fact, everyone knows that compared with "The King of Comedy", "Youth 2" is simply not enough to watch.

The lights in the cinema hall were dimmed, and on the giant screen, the signature subtitle of Li Yi's movie appeared: Director Li Yi's works!

Three seconds later, the entire screen lit up and a picture appeared.

The first shot is very dark, with an eerie green cast, and then a group of dead-faced zombies float past.

Coupled with the background sound of the horror movie, all the audience were taken aback immediately.

What is this?Horror film?

Everyone is full of question marks.

But the next moment, everyone couldn't help but curse: Director Dog!
Because after the camera turned, the filter and style of the whole film returned to normal. This seems to be a studio. Yin Tianchou, played by Zhou Xing, is wearing a formal suit and standing behind a camera, leaning out. Half of the head shouted: "Ka! Be more energetic, extras are actors too."

As he spoke, he came out from behind the camera, stood in front of a group of extra performers who were as dull as wooden stakes, and said with a look of hatred: "Now we are not making ghost movies, although you are all playing passers-by, A, B, D, Ding, etc. , but they still have life and soul, especially this time we have the opportunity to perform on the same stage with the action actress Du Juaner, we should cherish it! Be more energetic, okay? Action!"

The audience immediately understood that this guy is the director!

In the movie, the scene returned to the camera again, and the group of extras were still listlessly drifting past the camera. Yin Tianchou frowned, stretched out half of his body and shouted "Crack!"

However, this time he yelled Ka at the end for a long time, obviously quite dissatisfied with this scene, he was about to continue to teach them how to act, when suddenly a flying palm grabbed Yin Tian's head Qiu's hair, and dragged him aside.

"Who are you?"

A man with an assistant director on his head walked into the camera aggressively.

Yin Tianchou was a little embarrassed, rubbed his palms together and explained, "Um, I'm an actor."

Before He Xiao finished speaking, the assistant director shouted impatiently: "Aunt Xia!"

A woman who looked a bit silly walked over quickly: "Yes!"

"What does this guy do?"

Aunt Xia, who was the head of the group, pointed at Yin Tianchou's nose and said truthfully, "Third brother, this guy is playing tricks!"

"A trick? Come on, did you make a mistake? Just let random people tamper with my machine?" The assistant director asked angrily.

Anyone who has watched the trailer for "The King of Comedy" knows what this woman is going to say next.

No way, that video is too popular.

Sure enough, holding the roll of paper in one hand, she made gestures and explained: "I'm sorry third brother, I went to take a shit just now, and seeing that he is free, I asked him to help rehearse and move."

"Oh, quickly find me some people who can act! Wait for it!" The assistant director shouted impatiently.

Upon hearing this, Yin Tianchou rushed over, re-entered the mirror, and said shyly, "Let me come, third brother."

"You?" The third brother's eyes were full of doubts, and he said casually, "Make a nervous expression to see."

"Well... As far as nervousness is concerned, there can be several types."

Yin Tianchou looked serious, just like talking to the group of performers at the beginning, he started to introduce to the third brother.

The third brother became interested when he heard it, and said half-believingly: "It's like waiting for your wife to give birth in the hospital."

After he finished speaking, Yin Tianchou immediately got into the mood, his eyes were serious, he looked around, fidgeting.

"The son was born." The third brother saw that Yin Tianchou's performance was quite interesting, so he said another one.

Yin Tianchou then made corresponding movements.

"My wife is dead."

"The son knows how to call Dad."

"He has a chicken on his head and is deformed."

"Win the first prize of the Mark Six Lottery."

"The son is dead."

Yin Tianchou suddenly seemed to be dead, no matter how he called, he didn't respond!
"..."

"Hey, my son is dead!"

"..."

The third brother said several situations very quickly, and Yin Tianchou responded accordingly, but stopped at the link of "the son died".

I saw him sticking out his tongue exaggeratedly, he didn't respond for a long time, and then regained his energy and explained: "No, if a person suffers too much, he will enter a state of mental shock and no longer respond."

"Damn! Is there anything else?" The third brother shaved Yin Tianchou's scalp with a disappointed face, and walked to the other side frantically.

The audience watching the movie couldn't help but burst out laughing when they saw this scene.

Mainly, at the beginning of the film, there are several small tricks in succession, reversing, reversing and reversing.

The first reversal is the scene of a horror movie, which makes everyone think that it is a horror movie, but it turns out that it is not, it is a horror movie.

The second reversal is that everyone thought that Yin Tianchou was the director, but it turned out that he was not, he was just a trickster!
The third reversal is Yin Tianqiu's whole person is completely different, before he was so awesome to give a speech to the group, but later he kneels and licks himself to recommend himself.

And of course, this string of performances!
Inside the door to see the door, the layman to watch the fun.

Many ordinary movie fans burst out laughing because they found this scene particularly interesting, and at the same time found it unbelievable. How could one person react in so many different ways in a short period of time?
Some people even think that the actor who plays Yin Tianchou is really good at acting.

But in the eyes of an insider, it is completely another matter!

Because, this series of performances is actually a mess!
Of course, the mess mentioned here refers to Yin Tianchou in the movie!
And the real good acting skills are indeed played by Zhou Xing, because this scene and the plot not only clearly show Yin Tianchou's dedication to the actor, but also shows his lack of talent in acting.

Because in fact, no matter what the state of performance is, it is not that simple!

Of course, the effect of this performance is still very good.

The plot continues.

The assistant director who was arrogant towards Yin Tianchou just now, when the director came out, he turned into another Yin Tianchou, nodding and bowing, no different from the previous Yin Tianchou.

The switch between the two faces can be said to be retractable and natural.

Yin Tianchou's exaggerated performance before still won him a chance to play tricks.

On the screen, as soon as the screen switched, it had already turned to the room. Yin Tianchou was wearing a priest's costume and was standing in the middle of the crowd at a loss.

"light?"

"The lighting is ok."

"Props?"

"It's already ready."

"Actor? Prepare!"

The director yelled in a pretentious manner at the shooting location, then sat down on a chair exaggeratedly, and the shooting was about to start.

At this time, Yin Tianchou is having trouble again, and quickly stopped and said: "Director, wait a minute, it's like this, according to the character's background and personality, I think the rhythm of the performance will be a bit naughty, but also a little Contradictions, do you think this is okay?"

The director held a cigarette in his hand, and was taken aback by what he said, then nodded and said: "Okay, turn it on!"

The scene was played, and the filming started. The next moment, a gunshot was heard, and a stream of bright red blood spewed out from Yin Tianchou's chest.

The audience in the audience didn't react for a while, and their faces were stunned.

Co-author, you told the director a lot of things, making it seem like you are a character, but in fact, you are just a little bit of a sideshow as soon as you appear on the stage?
"Hahaha!"

"I thought it was a king, but I didn't expect it to be a bronze!"

"You said it so seriously, but it turned out to be a trickster?"

Amidst the laughter, on the screen, following the gunshot, the scene instantly became chaotic, and a fight scene came.

I saw a figure with long hair fluttering in a black leather jacket break through the window from the air, holding a knife and gun, and entered the crowd to kill indiscriminately.

It is relatively rare to shoot a movie in a movie.

And compared to before, obviously, this scene is very sassy!

After a burst of sharp killing by the heroine, everyone fell down. Only the heroine should have been left on the screen, but in the end, Yin Tianchou suddenly entered the scene from behind while holding the shot. up.

The director, who was originally very satisfied, exploded all of a sudden, stood up and roared, "Crack!"

"What is that person behind you doing? You're already dead!"

With a cigarette in his mouth, he pointed at Yin Tianchou with a smile and cursed angrily, "Why don't you die all the time?"

However, Yin Tianqiu, played by Zhou Xing, obviously didn't understand that the director was so frightened that he was about to explode, and he even explained it to him in a serious manner:

"It's like this, because the character I designed is more naughty, so the underlying line in my heart is that I don't want to die."

The director was extremely frantic, and said exaggeratedly, "You have to die if you don't want to die!"

"Actually, I'm going to die soon. If you give me a little more time, I'll be completely dead." Yin Tianchou pinched his fingers and said with a serious expression on his face.

Many directors below were a little surprised by Zhou Xing's acting skills.

Because when Zhou Xing's real performance came, he really thought about it from the perspective of character creation, but the starting point was not quite right.

"Hey, do you know how many frames of film are used in one second?" Qi Xiao, who had been listening silently, stood up and stared at He Xiao at this moment and asked.

Zhou Xing showed a very respectful smile, "There are twenty-four grids, sister Juan."

"Do you know how many seconds are in that shot just now?" Sister Juan's face was serious, her voice gradually raised.

Zhou Xing rolled his eyes and said, "About a minute."

"Then do you know how many seconds, how many frames of negatives, how much money was wasted because you didn't want to die? And how much time and effort of the staff!"

The confident expression he thought he could answer fluently just now turned into embarrassment.The mouth is closed and raised slightly, coupled with the astonished eyes, a sense of panic in the heart because of his willful and reckless actions.Not to mention that the expression itself is performed very well, coupled with the exaggerated interpretation of Yin Tianchou at the beginning, it makes people believe that this moment is his real feeling, without a trace of unnaturalness.

At the end of the day, Sister Juan turned to the director to complain about the quality of the actors. At this moment, Yin Tianchou's feeling of loss reached its peak, his mouth was tight, his eyes were dull, like a child who made a mistake, waiting for an adult to punish him for his "crime". Final verdict.

The results naturally speak for themselves.

The heroine was pissed off, and the director was even pissed off.

When Aunt Xia, the head of the group, was about to drive him away, he actually asked seriously, "What did I do wrong, Aunt Xia?"

He really didn't know what was wrong with his wholehearted desire to play a good role.

Aunt Xia is just a group leader, she can't offend the director or the heroine, she sighed and said, "Don't ask me anymore, I don't know what you're doing."

"Then I..."

"You go!"

"Oh, you reminded me. I have to go back to the Neighborhood Welfare Association to open the door. I'll be back soon."

"You don't have to come back, please don't let me take the blame again!"

Aunt Xia pushed Zhou Xing out like a plague god, and the scene changed again, and she was already outside.

He tidied up his suit, and when he was passing by the drama staff, he looked at the piles of lunch boxes, with a flash of longing in his eyes, he paused, as if he was thinking about whether he was qualified to take this lunch box.

Perhaps for him, this is not just a lunch box, but also a proof that he is a part of the crew and an actor.

After a short hesitation, he stretched out his hand and picked up a bento quietly.

"what are you doing!"

A powerful big hand pressed his hand and asked at the same time.

"Hello, big brother, drama manager, I just want to get a bento." Zhou Xing said with a little embarrassment.

"There's no food!" The owner of the big hand refused coldly.

Zhou Xing quickly explained: "It's such a big brother, because I have to go first..."

"Then you go first!"

The field manager said fiercely: "Do you know why you still can't eat? It's because of you bastard! You won't die even if you die! Everyone who hurts has no food, and I don't have any food either!"

"Don't you want to eat? You can eat with it!"

With a bang, the field manager threw the lunch box on the ground, and scattered the vegetable leaves and rice on the ground, and a puppy came to lick it.

Zhou Xing's expression suddenly became a little embarrassed and a little stiff.

Being scolded is worse than a dog, so he can only endure it.

But that scene was still in the background, unreasonable, yelling: "Shit, you are a pile of shit! Life is cheaper than ants, I ride a Mercedes, you pick your nose! Eat? Eat shit, you!"

Zhou Xing could only flee in a hurry, the tip of his nose became redder, indicating that a burst of sadness welled up in his heart, and when he got closer and closer to the camera, his continuous blinking was more like tears, ready to come out. .

The people in the theater watching this scene couldn't laugh for some reason.

At the same time, I feel a little depressed. First of all, they have sympathy for Yin Tianchou played by Zhou Xing, but at the same time, is it too much for the scene manager to scold him?
To some extent, it wasn't too much, because it was indeed because of him that the entire crew had no food to eat.

In fact, compared to ordinary audiences, actors from Hong Kong Island like Chen Weijie, actors who have the experience of playing tricks, are more emotional.

This is the helplessness of the low-level people.

Not only Yin Tianchou, but also the assistant director, the group leader, and the manager of the restaurant, to some extent, they are all small people!

Yin Tianchou's helplessness is that he has ideas, but his ideas don't match his identity.

No one will care what he thinks, why do you want so many ideas for a walk-on?
Therefore, his over-seriousness turned out to be inappropriate!
In fact, it is mapped to many movie fans, and they are also very touched.

Sometimes, at work, they are no different from Yin Tianchou.

No one cares what they think.
Maybe you worked so hard to stay up all night to make a plan, and the supervisor took a look at it and called back directly to ask you to redo it.

your thoughts?Excuse me, what's the matter with me?

After a day of failure, Yin Tianqiu went back to the street to visit the welfare agency and spent a boring day. During this period, he called Aunt Xia, the leader of the group, twice in a row, but the answer he got was the same, no use!
Yin Tianchou returned to his small room.The scene design here is very ingenious, and the walls are covered with posters, which cover local and overseas acting schools.The mirror in the middle was dirty all around, which just matched the style of the surrounding posters. At this time, Yin Tianchou entered the camera with a suspicious expression on his face, forming a sharp contrast with the high-spirited stars around him, frowning slightly, and the setting sun slanted, How much sorrow can I ask you, just like Yin Tianqiu in the mirror.

Yin Tianchou thoughtfully wanted to visit the welfare agency on the street and rehearse a "Thunderstorm"!
It's just a pity that his seriousness doesn't fit here.

People who visited the welfare agency on the street took this matter as a joke, and no one cared about it.

What's more, Yin Tianchou can only teach young and Dangerous how to touch porcelain!

And even if he taught young and Dangerous gangsters, he was extremely serious, even though the process was exaggerated and nonsensical.

But everyone can see that he is serious!

(End of this chapter)